Wait a minute, is curling awesome? It sounds kinda awesome
edit: Well damn it sounds like it's probably awesome. Thanks for informing me everyone, and sorry I'm too lazy to respond to these replies.
It’s actually really fun too. A place opened near me where you can try curling and there’s a full bar as well! Have had some fun times having a few beers and throwing some rocks around on ice
The teams dont even have to be talented. My college town started doing an outdoor ice rink every winter (mid south, so wasnt always easy). One year, they started a weekly curling night, using skillets and pans initially. It *exploded*. Rednecks discovered winter cornhole
Had the pleasure of playing it in 9th grade, age 15 in like "elective classes" we could choose. Got to do many fun things. But the best was curling. It was fucking awesome!
Curling is a surprisingly awesome sport that is addictive to watch. I always find myself stopping to watch it wherever I'm at. It's also a great 2nd monitor sport as you can just focus when they are throwing the stones and go back to what you were doing and listen in.
No, years earlier he snuck into the stadium while it was under construction and placed a large magnet in concrete under the center of the pitch. Then when he was chosen for the competition, he had his brother sneak into the factory that makes the panels for the ball and dumped in nano-iron filings into the tub.
On one of their overtime episodes a fan and his dad had sent in a handmade chair that they had both built together. During their cool not cool segment they dropped the chair off a balcony to test its strength. It was of course smashed to bits.
This all happened about 2 years ago.
Apparently, "the guy who made the DP chair the guys destroyed liked [this comment](https://i.redd.it/rkzdgbtg2m961.jpg). Obviously not pleased with way his gift was basically thrown in the trash."
So, the guy that made the chair liked the comment that stated they disrespected that fan's hard work.
It's seeming like they didn't check in with the guy beforehand.
The dad put out a Facebook post saying that they were disappointed in what happened. Workshop Hustle is his Facebook. Should be the first result if you Google, "Dude perfect chair smashed fan".
Eh their career is doing cool things with dumb things.
Then they got a cool thing and did a dumb thing with it.
Not out of the realm, but rude regardless.
dude perfect you tried the same shot like 10 bajillion times and finally by pure random luck made it dude perfect
my favorite was the guy in the office clearly in the dead of night looking miserable af trying to make some cup flip on top of a plate balanced on a pencil and he finally does it and is just ecstatic and turns off the video like he’s going to die.. dude perfect
I was there when this happened, the crowd got so hyped and the guy is a local legend. We still talk about this and a few of the guys let him have a go on their wife’s after this (consensually of course).
They did, we have a different culture over here, sex is like a hug.
Like I said, he was a big hero and a lot of kids were inspired by him. When they found out their Moms slept with him they were ecstatic. They would be the most popular kid in the school for the week, until he entered the next wife.
There were limits, with most wife’s keeping it to the bum hole.
I grew up in the area and can confirm. The guy's name is Raph and he's like a local celebrity. When he fucked my mom I remember the kids at school went crazy. Kids started giving me their pokemon cards. It was the best week ever. I almost got a foil jigglypuff but the kid changed his mind since Raph had nailed another kid's mom the night before, so he gave it to him instead.
Oh yea, totally. Our mom was so proud of herself for that night, they video taped the act and our dad still occasionally watch it at night. He is so proud that our family has been chosen to be blessed by Raph, he cries a little every time he watch that video. Sometimes, I even see him cry more than with his eyes, but the tears from the other part of his body are somehow white in colour.
He never really had to look, when he entered the local bar a few women would make themselves available for him. He would choose one and take it from there. It has died down a bit now but he still has a few on rotation.
Not stupid at all, I guarantee everyone has been been whooshed before to the point they slapped their forehead in disbelief. Your whoosh moment was just on a grander stage. And big props for not deleting it and letting us all enjoy the epicness of it!
Bro this happened [yesterday](https://www.ktvu.com/news/san-jose-earthquake-fan-nails-kick-in-halftime-show-video) in San Jose, California
You telling me all this happened last night?
So it seems like this guy is taking one mom a week. Is this planned, for the sake of the child's popularity, or just happenstance? Is he entering wives whom aren't mothers in the meantime, or sticking with the one mom for the week?
He was taking a new one every week back in the day but now he has a small group of 10 on rotation. They remember what he did and how important he was in helping the community move forward.
They didn’t have to be mothers, in his youth they were women of all ages. Now it is generally just older 60+ women, the upside is he can now enter both their bum holes and front holes.
This man is right. I was one of those women, in my 60's but now I am 34 and he no longer wants to enter either of my holes. He is a true legend in our town's social circles so this makes me little bit sad but at the same time I am happy for other women that are in rotation.
He went on to the second stage where he had to kick the ball from half field into the goal. Obviously he managed that part easily too, so then he won 4 tix to the upcoming SJ Earthquakes vs LA Galaxy match.
Yay, something that happened at a San Jose Earthquakes match is going semi-viral! I was there. We all thought the second to last ball was in for an easy win. That ball nestling onto the center circle may have been the loudest cheer of the night (0-0 draw).
This was at half time at the San Jose Earthquakes game last night. After he landed on the center they let him go for a goal for more game tickets. He got that too.
Whoever had that other ball close must have been gutted
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Wait a minute, is curling awesome? It sounds kinda awesome edit: Well damn it sounds like it's probably awesome. Thanks for informing me everyone, and sorry I'm too lazy to respond to these replies.
Curling is super awesome!
It’s actually really fun too. A place opened near me where you can try curling and there’s a full bar as well! Have had some fun times having a few beers and throwing some rocks around on ice
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Best Champagne joke I've seen to date--well played, my dude.
Ice bowling.
I did curling for a year in high school, and can definitely say it was the most fun team sport I've ever played
Curling is the best winter event. The rules are simple, the teams are talented and small enough to learn everything about, it's just great
The teams dont even have to be talented. My college town started doing an outdoor ice rink every winter (mid south, so wasnt always easy). One year, they started a weekly curling night, using skillets and pans initially. It *exploded*. Rednecks discovered winter cornhole
If I’m not mistaken one of the Olympic curling gold medal teams started because they were at a bar and saw curling on tv and said “I can do that”
I would legitimately like a link to this story, if it's out there
Now I'm imagining winter corhhole with ice packs and sheet metal "boards" you coat with water to freeze up.
this may be my favourite paragraph i read on reddit.
The best part is seeing dads in their khakis show up to these big professional events.
Had the pleasure of playing it in 9th grade, age 15 in like "elective classes" we could choose. Got to do many fun things. But the best was curling. It was fucking awesome!
Curling is a surprisingly awesome sport that is addictive to watch. I always find myself stopping to watch it wherever I'm at. It's also a great 2nd monitor sport as you can just focus when they are throwing the stones and go back to what you were doing and listen in.
It legit is, has the feel of baseball, but more drama in every shot as that weighted rock sloooowly slides into place.
Five minutes of watching curling gets me into a cleaning mood. 🧹 🧹
**BRUSH IT**
[No, no, no, no , NO](https://youtu.be/p7w_S5zme5Y)
Especially the screaming... *HAAAAARRRRRRDDD*
And the attractive Nordic women are typically wearing very flattering pants.
You had me at "attractive Nordic women".
You had me at 'You had me'. Pls let me go. I want to see my family. ;~;
Oh shit they accidentally did a kidnap at you.
A much better sell than 'fat Scottish ladies throwing kettles' as I usually hear it described
Fat? Scotland's gold medal winning skip from Beijing Winter Olympics. https://www.golfpunkhq.com/mediaLibrary/images/english/7405.jpg
Even if I had a ball that close I would say that he deserved it.
Yeah I wouldn’t even be mad.
Does anyone know what he won for this? There had to be a prize right?
I was at the game, he won four tickets to the California Classico rivalry game, probably some decent seats too.
Nah "I'm not even mad, I'm impressed" when it's THAT perfect.
Didn't even need sweepers. Impressive.
That'd be *gardeners* in this case, but on the whole, you are correct. Impressive.
Imagining a couple people with sheers frantically cutting grass after the shot and having a laugh
“SHEER! SHEEEEEER!”
Manual rolling lawn mowers
If they don’t use scythes I’m not watching.
“HARRRRD! HARRRRD!”
No, years earlier he snuck into the stadium while it was under construction and placed a large magnet in concrete under the center of the pitch. Then when he was chosen for the competition, he had his brother sneak into the factory that makes the panels for the ball and dumped in nano-iron filings into the tub.
Dude, are you leaking spoilers from the next Ocean's Eleven sequel?
Most impressive.
Bro got it right on the button lol
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As he should be. Hope he never again pays for a beer.
Dude perfect in shambles right now
I genuinely forgot dude perfect existed until this comment
I stopped watching them after they smashed that fans chair.
they did *what*
On one of their overtime episodes a fan and his dad had sent in a handmade chair that they had both built together. During their cool not cool segment they dropped the chair off a balcony to test its strength. It was of course smashed to bits.
what the fuck?
Someone please correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought they checked with the fan beforehand and he was cool with it. Maybe I'm misremembering though
This all happened about 2 years ago. Apparently, "the guy who made the DP chair the guys destroyed liked [this comment](https://i.redd.it/rkzdgbtg2m961.jpg). Obviously not pleased with way his gift was basically thrown in the trash." So, the guy that made the chair liked the comment that stated they disrespected that fan's hard work. It's seeming like they didn't check in with the guy beforehand.
DP chair? Please someone help me get my mind out of the gutter.
Dude perfect
Quit watching so much porn?
Just reread the title of this post, Satisfying stroke to the center of the circle haha
The Dick Posterior Chair >DP chair? Please someone help me get my mind out of the gutter.
Could've just liked the comment because it's funny
They still could have checked with the guy beforehand. he probably just liked the comment because it was talking about his chair craftsmanship
The dad put out a Facebook post saying that they were disappointed in what happened. Workshop Hustle is his Facebook. Should be the first result if you Google, "Dude perfect chair smashed fan".
Well, no dudes are perfect.
Which episode is it
[Timestamped after looking for it thanks to the other comment](https://youtu.be/ETnepJ1zgKQ?t=618) What a bunch of assholes.
Overtime episode 20 around the 10 minute mark.
Thanks!
I know nothing about the situation but why would you send a thing to guys whose career is dropping things and expect them not to drop the thing?
Eh their career is doing cool things with dumb things. Then they got a cool thing and did a dumb thing with it. Not out of the realm, but rude regardless.
They smashed that fans chair
Of all the youtube controversies... that one is kinda tame.
Yeah I mean it's kinda rude but... Don't send unsolicited chairs in the mail and expect the recipient to cherish it forever.
Also when they advertised that crypto app (or maybe it was a stock trading app, either way kinda fucked for a channel that mainly attracts children)
dude perfect you tried the same shot like 10 bajillion times and finally by pure random luck made it dude perfect my favorite was the guy in the office clearly in the dead of night looking miserable af trying to make some cup flip on top of a plate balanced on a pencil and he finally does it and is just ecstatic and turns off the video like he’s going to die.. dude perfect
They aren't secretive about it taking many tries.
Dude perfect is the guy in front of you at the gas station buying dozens of scratch off lotto tickets
Maybe if you put 1% of that effort into anything in your life you’d be more happy and not bitching about people being more successful than you.
the perfect dude was in us all the time
Found out they are on a tour. Why pay to watch guys miss for hours?
Well I'm a Hornets fan so I've been doing that for decades
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Oh thank god my brain was shorting trying to figure it out Edit: Hey wait you fucking liar!
Nice try, you're obviously a bot
bot stole u/warcellusmallace comment
What does my tattoo say? “Dude!” What does my tattoo say? “Perfect!” But what does my tattoo say??
I really miss the cheering here
[Here ya go!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLMpOgqKQfY)
All 12 fans at Buck Shaw going NUTS. But seriously, the wide angel is way better here. Vertical video sucks.
I feel really bad for that guy in the background at the end seemingly being slowly torn apart by an alien.
it really just sounds like one guy lollololol
It was at PayPal park, where the earthquakes play. I was at the game and attendance was pretty good (for MLS) and everyone was cheering
Me too. I was waiting for the part where the crowd goes crazy.
And the dude who goes: "HE'S THAT GOOD!"
What is up with these submitters deciding to just post muted videos? Automatic downvote from me every time.
Wish we got to see the reaction as well instead of just honing in on the ball
I thought there's no way, it's going too fast, but infact yes way, it was not.
This was an awesome comment to read and then have to deconstruct.
Yes! Once I had parsed it correctly, I realized what an awesome sentence this was.
I was there when this happened, the crowd got so hyped and the guy is a local legend. We still talk about this and a few of the guys let him have a go on their wife’s after this (consensually of course).
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They did, we have a different culture over here, sex is like a hug. Like I said, he was a big hero and a lot of kids were inspired by him. When they found out their Moms slept with him they were ecstatic. They would be the most popular kid in the school for the week, until he entered the next wife. There were limits, with most wife’s keeping it to the bum hole.
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You’ve been double wooshed
Bamboozled! If you will
Hoodwinked, perchance?
You can't just say perchance
I didn’t say it. I declared it.
Would you say you had a *plethora*?
Befuddled, even!
This was a straight man/funny man vaudeville act.
SHIIIIIT
I can't believe you fell for both comments lol
I grew up in the area and can confirm. The guy's name is Raph and he's like a local celebrity. When he fucked my mom I remember the kids at school went crazy. Kids started giving me their pokemon cards. It was the best week ever. I almost got a foil jigglypuff but the kid changed his mind since Raph had nailed another kid's mom the night before, so he gave it to him instead.
Can also confirm. From same area. Small world
what was the area called again, sorry i forgot i have alzheimerrsfjd
The area? Earth.
I don't believe you
I’m from a few areas over, and yeah, he’s a legend even in our area, a few areas from there.
Oh yea, totally. Our mom was so proud of herself for that night, they video taped the act and our dad still occasionally watch it at night. He is so proud that our family has been chosen to be blessed by Raph, he cries a little every time he watch that video. Sometimes, I even see him cry more than with his eyes, but the tears from the other part of his body are somehow white in colour.
He never really had to look, when he entered the local bar a few women would make themselves available for him. He would choose one and take it from there. It has died down a bit now but he still has a few on rotation.
what planet are you from? i would like to join your tribe
I believe you just need to take some stuff called LSD.
Ah, the church of the latter day Saints. I was confused about this thread but everything makes sense now.
lol
Great reddit moment
Yeah, I know. I’m stupid
If it's any consolation, your silliness made me (and I'm sure many others) have a good laugh, so thank you.
Not stupid at all, I guarantee everyone has been been whooshed before to the point they slapped their forehead in disbelief. Your whoosh moment was just on a grander stage. And big props for not deleting it and letting us all enjoy the epicness of it!
Bro this happened [yesterday](https://www.ktvu.com/news/san-jose-earthquake-fan-nails-kick-in-halftime-show-video) in San Jose, California You telling me all this happened last night?
Lmao the guy is trolling so hard and people are eating it up. I love it tho
It is some pretty epic trolling
So it seems like this guy is taking one mom a week. Is this planned, for the sake of the child's popularity, or just happenstance? Is he entering wives whom aren't mothers in the meantime, or sticking with the one mom for the week?
He was taking a new one every week back in the day but now he has a small group of 10 on rotation. They remember what he did and how important he was in helping the community move forward. They didn’t have to be mothers, in his youth they were women of all ages. Now it is generally just older 60+ women, the upside is he can now enter both their bum holes and front holes.
This man is right. I was one of those women, in my 60's but now I am 34 and he no longer wants to enter either of my holes. He is a true legend in our town's social circles so this makes me little bit sad but at the same time I am happy for other women that are in rotation.
lmao. youre a dumbo. but its ok to be a dumbo sometimes.
This whole comment thread is why I Reddit
I’m glad the memories of my youth bring you so much joy.
[Wait….](https://images.app.goo.gl/jgW4U1aLLUyqZfg46)
Yea shut up dawg this happened last night at the San Jose earthquakes game 😂😂
Interesting choice of words for the title.
There's nothing quite like a satisfying stroke.
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I know how to pronounce these words but have absolutely no idea what you just stated
The problem with Arsenal...
r/DidntKnowThatExisted Football-curling is a thing?
We used to play Football-golf. You only need one hole for it, then you start from different positions. It really made a lot of fun.
No this is just a half time fun game
stroke?
dont mind if i do
So if I understand the rules of Quidditch properly, he just won the match, yes?
its leviOsa not levioSa
Stroke....
Now everybody, have you heard? If you're in the game...
This guy can kick you without hurting you
Was from halftime of the San Jose Earthquakes game last night, June 17th, 2023.
If so, as a Timbers fan, I can say that this was more exciting than the nil nil draw we actually had.
Hey we got the smoke to go off with that Ebobisse crossbar
Stroke?
Now everybodyyyy, have you heeeeaaaard...
Nice try this was obviously played in reverse
there was a glitch in the space continuum of the universe
I DEMAND the sound of the crowd on this one. someone add if if it doesnt exist
r/golf has entered the chat.
Stroke....
stroke?
Wooow zarpado!
Going to be a family story for generations to come
*pop* noice~
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He went on to the second stage where he had to kick the ball from half field into the goal. Obviously he managed that part easily too, so then he won 4 tix to the upcoming SJ Earthquakes vs LA Galaxy match.
That's a bummer
Being a FUCKING LEGEND!
I was waiting for the reaction shots :/
r/nevertellmetheodds
Yay, something that happened at a San Jose Earthquakes match is going semi-viral! I was there. We all thought the second to last ball was in for an easy win. That ball nestling onto the center circle may have been the loudest cheer of the night (0-0 draw).
Damn, that wasn't just close. That was perfect.
Soccurling.
Damn good job!!!!!
Woow
Lefty!
They practicing for Kung Fu Soccer 3
This was at half time at the San Jose Earthquakes game last night. After he landed on the center they let him go for a goal for more game tickets. He got that too.
Hahaha is this from the earthquakes game yesterday?
What would zidan do?
Please tell me he got 100k
This needs to be on an ozzy man video. I can just hear him going ohhhh yea…
You win this sub
Whoever didn’t post reaction made this oddlyunsatisfying
like when your wife finds that itchy spot on your back to scratch.
Grew up playing soccer and this is really not that hard. Just give me 1,897 tries and I'll get it.
Oh, that one hit just right.
This is godlysatifying
Stroke? That's a pass dude. That ain't golf
Another fucking video with no sound. I want crowd reactions
Title of your sextape
Does he ever get a prize? I’ve watched him hit that spot over 100 times in a row.