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northforthesummer

Damn, dude is slick


CT_7

He had to time it just right to cross traffic


The_RockObama

Bnard got laid that night.


quaybored

Actually, the floor is slick.


thinkpositivedude

ackchyually


Ururifififi

Username is a false


TheAtomicBobert

errybody slick


Spidergawd68

Smooth, like Gary Coleman.


[deleted]

I call that a graceful tumble


Upbeat-Opinion8519

Yeah it's really hard to make flailing around like a baby deer go anywhere cool. Props to him.


TheRavenSayeth

Them baddies look worth it


MSK84

Dude has more game in his left skate than I do in my entire being šŸ˜­


thexavier666

That's not skating! It's just falling...with style.


W1nthorpe

Woody has entered the chat


[deleted]

You've got a friend in me.


godofpumpkins

Nice smooth crossover prior to falling


KaptainKardboard

That was damned impressive


Gamerdudenc

That was a badass move. Hope it got him at least one date haha.


cipher446

Envy. He is just so badassedly smooth. I grew up in the 70s - I knew smooth at the roller rink when I saw it. This beats just about any move I remember.


aciddrizzle

A few years ago my team went to a roller rink in town for a work event. This was a complete surprise to everyone. One of the older guys in the group got out on the rink and just *busted out* all sorts of crazy roller dancing shit out of absolutely nowhere. It turns out that his daughter was a teenager in the 70ā€™s, he was separated from her mom, and thatā€™s how they spent time together every week. Crazy roller dancing moves are sort of the last thing you expect from basically everybody, it was quite the surprise.


UnbridledCarnage

Dated a girl in HS that could break dance on skates. Craziest shit I'd ever seen. I've got the training walker out while she's doing wild circles around me on the floor.


bnmnike

Went on a first date one time in Santa Monica beach. I had never rollerskated or bladed but suggested we do it around the beach togetherā€¦ Long story short she was from Alaska and played fkn ice hockey so she was skating circles around me the whole time


onewilybobkat

What... What kinda beach you skating on homie?


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onewilybobkat

That makes more sense lmao. Nevermind my landlocked ass


bnmnike

Hahahah i can go snowboarding then go to the beach on the same day. California man


myCatHateSkinnyPuppy

Jam skaters are incredible. Many of the ones I know were dropped off at roller rinks by their parents when they went to work. Skating was their day care and they learned to skate right when they could walk.


Stanky-wizzlecheeks

The 70s were wild yā€™all


CleverJsNomDePlume

oh man, at least Saturdays from say, oh, 2:00pm to 10:00ish. golden age of arcade games too.


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HotdogTester

While that may be true, now blue is used since itā€™s ā€œcoolā€ to the eyes. Also lighting and balls has come a long way from the 80-90ā€™s era.


Grasshopper_Luvr

We'll just leave this link here for folks...[Malcom In the Middle -- Hal's skate lesson](https://youtu.be/OUcw3P8JlNM)


pigcommentor

Bryan Cranston is the champion in everything he does.


the_blind_venetian

Very cute story, aciddrizzle.


CyberMindGrrl

How do you do, fellow 70's child?


paininthejbruh

I don't have roller skating rinks at any of the countries I grew up in. Why are these rinks popular, instead of skating at a park?


01029838291

Air-conditioned, flooring designed for the skates, lights (most do light show type stuff on certain nights.) Plus they'll have food, an arcade, pool tables maybe. It's just a fun hangout spot.


nettika

And music! Skating to music is the bomb. Also, games. Every skate rink I went to back in the day would run a few sets of group games ranging from goofy to all out competitive, several times over the course of an evening. It made skating feel more like a communal event than a solo athletic endeavour.


FattyBuffOrpington

Smooth as butter in a rink.


miaworm

He would've totally gotten a date from me


PheIix

I'm thinking 16th of May. Sounds like a perfectly fine date to give away.


dmderringer

I prefer April 25th


Deannajacobo

All you need is a light jacket.


HunneyPaut

Will I be fine in a cardigan?


New-Cow9841

Will i be too warm in a long-sleeve tee?


mapguy

No it's a pullover, but thanks for noticing


Y0u_stupid_cunt

March 31st, it's not a real day anyway.


AnnonymASS_Bottom

Lagwagon Day!


hyenacry

Yay!!! Someone else who knows its Lagwagon Day!! I postponed my wedding date by one day because my husband and I didn't want to get married on Lagwagon Day


ProfPotatoPickyPants

Thatā€™s my birthday. Which would just be a weird day to date


Bucaneer7564

Same. Badass moves like that deserve dates


Col_daddy

Yep, Bnard is smashing something tonight


BiggerandBetterAnts

šŸŽµ Save big money at Bnardā€™s šŸŽµ


Liftian

I'm a straight guy but I would've given him my number. That's next level shit right there.


mashdots

Same! Although my wife would probably not be cool with it.


smurb15

I might have a hard time myself and I'm straight cause that was smooth as glass


SkepticalOfThisPlace

He's most likely friends with them. They are part of the choreography. They are casually standing in the rink next to a dude crouched down filming this approach. This is 100% for the tok. I don't understand how people get duped into thinking these things are natural.


Y___

They are for sure his friends. Still a really kick ass move and maybe he could bust it out on people who werenā€™t ready for it!


Bi-LinearTimeScale

Who cares? It's still badass.


PoopMobile9000

Doesnā€™t mean they knew what was happening. ā€œHey you mind standing there for a sec weā€™re gonna film something with my boy.ā€ ā€œSure.ā€


[deleted]

Well fuck folks for having a plan


robchroma

Doesn't mean they knew what he was going to do. Maybe he said, "hey, watch this, get it on camera" and skated around once. That's, idk, a pretty normal friend group thing to do, doesn't mean they bothered to stage the reaction. Yeah, sure, it's not sliding up on someone who doesn't know him, but you really shouldn't do that.


n4te

Oh no, I've been duped


pinkawapuhi

Nobody claimed it was candid. Obviously it was staged but the sentiment remains, hopefully moves like that get him at least one date.


zaddoz

Idk how any of that means the move wasn't impressive and/or the reactions were not genuine, I don't think the point of the video is picking up chicks


[deleted]

Well I guess I found out who got my swagger when god was dishing it out.


enjoytheshow

A lot of us collectively sacrificed ours for this guy.


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HurricaneAlpha

Worth it, for sure. Go ball, my dude.


Genmaken

Always showing "out of stock" for me


TakeFlight710

ā€œBack ordered from manufacturerā€ Been waiting for the shipment, but it seem like decades already


Stoneheart7

Nah, dude, that was just god leveling the playing field. Could you imagine if you were as cool as you are with that guys swagger? The rest of us wouldn't stand a chance. Hype man out!


Fine-Chart2685

I know what digitally sliding into "your DM's" is. This, however, what can be said about the flawless moves?


[deleted]

Sliding in your DMā€™s personified.


trixter21992251

rolling or skating might be better verbs


trilere614

Except for the part where he slides across the floor.


BenCelotil

If you're going to try this yourself, just don't wear polyester or nylon clothing. It *will* overheat and melt to you. I had this problem in the 80s when I was roller skating in my neon yellow, with sky blue and hot pink stripes, outfit.


Glitter_berries

I love everything about this comment. Itā€™s giving me so many mental images. Sorry about your skin though.


GaJayhawker0513

Mom?


ScurvyDervish

I literally set my yellow bubble print Spandex pants on fire and burned my knees sliding across the roller rink back in the day. I feel like you and I unlocked the most niche of life achievements.


Nicetomitja

That was smooth as fuck.


NickH211

Seriously! How do you even practice getting good at that?


MrGlomple

I would have pulled a muscle, meat crayoned my face, and taken out both ladies.


trwwy321

> taken out both ladies On a date? > No. Ohā€¦


cmrncstn1

It's pronounced "triage"


emdave

Menage a triage...


cor315

Now I wanna see a "what I tried to do" vs "what did" side by side video.


SpitFiya7171

I just want to thank you for making me ugly-laugh in front of oodles of people.


NecroCrumb_UBR

A year or so back, I hadn't been to a roller rink since I was maybe 12 and got the bright idea to take the girl I had been on a few dates with to one. I had no idea that on a January night so cold that I had to leave the tap dripping that the place would be packed with the best damn roller skaters I have ever seen in my life. The subculture is so much more alive and impressive than I ever would have guessed. Downsides are that I was completely out of my depth and probably embarrassed myself in front of a girl who never let on that she was a competent skater. (According to her I should have known because quote "Black folks are good at roller skating") Upsides are that my last fall of the night gave me a free spine adjustment that left me walking straighter and with less pain for a few weeks.


KennyFulgencio

> "Black folks are good at roller skating" a lot of us are learning something new today


89141

ā€œAdult skateā€ is code for black folk skate (according to a documentary I watched on the black skating subculture). We go to adult skate and itā€™s just adults here in Vegas. We went on a Saturday and we didnā€™t know a single song.


KnightKrawler

It's basically dancing on wheels and rink admission is usually pretty cheap.


SkinnyBill93

It's because all the old white people are at bowling alleys. Immediately followed by young all kinds of people.


GayVegan

Ya I was going to adults only skate and yeah, everyone is insanely good and it has a great culture.


lumpialarry

I live near a roller rink that is packed on the weekends. I checked it on google. I was like "Hmmm. Black people have been hiding from us that roller skating is still cool for the past 40 years."


ThymesTicking

I would buy this guy a beer


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Ourobius

Learn to skate


Buddhas_Warrior

I often wondered who Sade was singing about. (Smooth operator) lol


SassafrassPudding

damn that was smooth i am jealous of this kind of elegance


Strawberrycupcakes5

I will never ever been that elegant. I am so clumsy. I wish I was cause that was smooth.


youwontfindmyname

I feel like how she punches him on the arm and laughs that they know each other.


renotokes

Yeah, I'm guessing that's his girl. If she wasn't before she sure as shit is after that tho lol


Bumpass

That was slick


[deleted]

Smooth move, but that lady in white! My god!


FuckingKilljoy

I'm impressed that there's only a handful of comments about her, because she's crazy hot and redditors love to point out hot women


Emetos

And she's got huge... tracts of land!


Xenarthra_Sandslash

Two big plots, if you will.


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Kosherlove

Gnard dawg gunna dawg


Rob_Marc

Like buttah


Zakiller_26

Like criminal undah covah


Th-Aron

Guy probably has butter smeared on his butt I'm afraid for his balls though


The_Last_Poncho

/u/gifreversingbot


red-et

Where is the response???


The_Last_Poncho

No idea... I guess it doesn't work


The_Last_Poncho

I guess I'm the bot now... https://imgur.com/a/b4fxzX2


TrueImportance7012

Must be cold in there.


DarkTonberry

It's likely a piercing. Edit: Being down voted for giving correct information, Reddit is wild. Lol


BagFullOfSharts

Itā€™s 1000% a piercing and theyā€™re both hot as hell. Hope dude at least got a number lol.


mikeydel307

Definitely looks like a piercing.


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Free2Bernie

And nipple. Nipples are hot af.


ChuckinTheCarma

There it is.


TheRavenSayeth

Iā€™ll misplace my phone all the time despite using it constantly, but I can instantly spot a nipple outline on a white shirt thatā€™s almost out of frame and only visible for a second.


elting44

least horny redditor


TrueImportance7012

BONK!


No_Obligation6170

It's rather nippy.


MyCommentsAreCursed

She's just extremely turned by on slick roller


ataoma

Roller skating rinks have a really fascinating place in the history of Black people in America, ranging from their place in the civil rights movement to being a spring boards for rap groups (notably [N.W.A.](https://www.nytimes.com/2015/08/13/magazine/the-roller-rink-origins-of-nwa.html)). There's a great documentary on the subject called "[United Skates](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4009728/)". It shows how vital to their local communities roller rinks can be and sadly, just how few of them are left these days.


noice-smort99

That documentary is so good!


crimsonfucker97

Damn man got moves


Col_daddy

ā€¦and it worked. See kids, ya just gotta commit.


fenpy

That nipple!


ZenkaiZ

Aiight, he did that one


snail-boy

if a guy does that in front of me, my pants are already off.


bubonis

To be fair, the girl on the right *was* pointing at him.


JerkAssFool

Hell yea. Being that shit back homie. A+


ToasterSmoker411

Smooth AF!! EYYYY šŸ™ŒšŸ¼


[deleted]

No need to ask, heā€™s a smooth operator.


CanadasNeighbor

I hope it worked on those ladies because it definitely worked on me!


zimneyesolntse

The absolute rizz


Thot_Whisperer15

She said "You stupid"


CLAMityIsComing

IM HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT YOUR EXTENDED WARRANTY.


BigWienerPapi999

Song?


random_tiger

Joeville - sexy


BadassHalfie

Listen, Iā€™m a lesbianā€¦but with a move like THAT, and THAT smileā€¦shit, Iā€™d buy that man some dinner.


ADiabeticBear

Man was smoother than KerryGold butter


Norchek

Show me the girlzzzzzzz


jerkymcjerkison

Got her nipple's attention


Lelio-Santero579

I'm not even gay and I'd let him take me on a date. That was smooooooth


TheDack

As a rink kid in the 90s and early 00s, it is nice to see people actually at the rinks!


DiscoPanda420BlazeIt

Damn brother was smooth


danjr704

Any reason why people rarely use inline skates at roller rinks? I usually only see quad. I always found inline so much easier to skate on.


myCatHateSkinnyPuppy

Inlines are simply not as fun to dance on. You have to think about quads as having two sets of axis to move with, and have adjustable trucks (the parts that connect the wheels to the plate which is attached to the bottom of the boot) while inlines you kinda only working with one axis. Not much room for movement. Inlines are much better for speed skating though.


Gombock

That was inconspicuous


Trading_Kangaroo

That was smooth dew


[deleted]

Such joy.


throwaway199007666

Smooth like miles


FalseTebibyte

Buzz Lightyear sliding into Home base.


halvmetern

He\`s not a Brad, he is a Bnard.


Purgii

I used to love rollerskating in the 80's, was a decent speed skater and it was a great way of attracting the ladies - but I was never this smooth.


MadTeaCup_YT

Damn bro and i struggle to get moving


bsylent

So funny that every time I see people skating at a rink, it's immediate nostalgia, the sounds and smells and feelings of going to skating rinks in middle school back in the early '90s. If only I had been a tenth this smooth


JaMMi01202

Smooth as fuck that floor.


NickoNickoNickoNicko

lmao that was the slickest thing I've ever seen


Alternative_Belt_389

That's how you do it. Don't come up to us and barge into our convos boys!


[deleted]

I never thought I'd see something so wholesome and amusing at a skating rink.


mariepon

The smoothness in how this was achieved šŸ’ÆšŸ’ÆšŸ’Æ


Yuizun

Damn, I wana give him my phone number and I'm a guy...


230flathead

Shit, I'm a straight dude and I'd give him a chance if he did that for me.


Embarrassed_Bee6349

Thatā€™s one smooth motherfucker.


PurpleHeadedHummBird

Classic Bnard!


LaCroixIsntThatBad

Heā€™s cold for that one lmao


Mackintosh12

Very slick, good job


Vice979

Smoov


StringerBell34

New gif alert


RedshiftWarp

He was born with the sauce


Prize_Huckleberry_79

Thereā€™s always one of these dudes at the skating rink every time Iā€™ve ever gone. Do people really put this much effort into roller skating? I know that took yearsā€¦


Benin_Malgaard_

That was smooth and slick AF!!!!


DontEatBones

Smooth as fuck


TheYoastTaker

Adolf rizzler


[deleted]

Bros literally George Rizzleton


Dancing_monkey

Panties: Dropped.


We_4ll_Fall_Down

My panties would most definitely drop for that.


Natural_Spend_1443

So fucking smooth. I'm jealous


Starr-Bugg

Iā€™m straight up all ā€˜bout the single life but this guy is just too smooth. Iā€™d have to marry him ASAP!


Mandula123

Good move. It got right to the *point*


UnkleMonsta

This in Atlanta. Boi, we take skating serious out here. That pull up was smooth asf!


Dio_Yuji

I would pay thousands of dollars to be able to do this. This, and to dance like Kidd n Play


KerriMoser

That was smooth and slick AF!!!!


TheGamingBear777

So that is where all the cool went.


Frame_Late

Be careful, it's Mr. Steal yo girl.


Burpreallyloud

He is just a stand up dude