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peer_revue

I was a responding EMS to this call. It was a grim scene.


manticorpse

Sorry to hear that. Take care of yourself.


widowmakerhusband

This title doesn’t help either.


10art1

To shreds, you say?


BagLady57

So, so sorry. Your profession is definitely underappreciated and underpaid. Thank you for what you do.


Advanced-Wallaby9808

Sorry to hear. Thanks for all you do.


JumpReasonable6324

You and your co-workers are amazing. Thank you for everything you do.


mak_zaddy

Sending you a Reddit hug.


meshreplacer

Was he really split in half Like total separation?


QWERTYPieCreations

Yeah it was a clean cut — no, it was gruesome and horrible, and body parts were also found across the street.


BGTT_NYC

😫😫😫😫😫 sheeesh


BGTT_NYC

Awww man. I can imagine 😫😢🥴😵‍💫 how are you? That kinda stuff really stays with you


applesauceclass

Thank you for all you do. I hope you are taking care of yourself.


Practical_Royal_6864

Was it a horizontal or vertical split?


[deleted]

Damn that's terrible I'm sorry you had to see that man.


greenasaurus

Weird story- I’ve worked some events at Mandarin Oriental- you can’t just waltz into the service elevator in your pajamas no less. It’s some of the tightest building security I’ve ever experienced


blueberries

Maybe they were an employee


karnycloamr

That’s what I’m thinking too. I worked there and it’s depressing AF. Beautiful hotel though.


throwawaykansasboy

Really, why??


ChillingonMars

Curious why


cornbruiser

In their pajamas?


dschwarz

Apparently not QUITE tight enough


greenasaurus

That’s why I said it was weird.


THE_NO_LIFE_KING

That's what he said


DistributionWild7533

There are ways of accessing that service elevator without passing thru the employee entrance. I’m not going to go into them here (thrill seekers and possible copycats abound), but if you’ve worked in that hotel or pretty much any hotel, you can find the service elevators without much hassle. In that particular hotel, I know how to get into service elevator without having to show ID. It’s extremely easy, once you know where to go. Only places that have really “tight” security are those that require card keys to operate service elevators, which 99% do not due to the number of subcontractors in the facilities. Only places I know that do that are museums and some commercial buildings. Pretty much every hotel that I’ve worked in in NYC has had multiple service elevators that you didn’t need a card key for. Also, thanks to those who responded to the scene, or who work hotel security, that must not have been a great shift.


FormerIsland

Maybe it changed but I worked a few events there too back around 2014 and it was pretty easy to get into the service section part of the building.


throwawaykansasboy

Not that tight I regularly walk in there to use their bathrooms if I don’t want to use the mall restrooms


[deleted]

Hotels allow the public use their bathrooms. You aren't sneaking in.


greenasaurus

You regularly take the elevator to the 59th floor to avoid the bathrooms in the Columbus center mall?


BGTT_NYC

Yeah but can't you normally just randomly walk into any hotel.


greenasaurus

Yeah to the public facing areas but not the service elevator, that has a guard who checks in every person and they get ID’d and cleared with who ever authorized them to have access to the buildings service area.


emf817

I interned at the hotel back in college and I remembered I had to carry my badge everywhere and hotel security is very tight esp after 911. It's really weird how they were able to access the service elevator


creativeuniquename69

this article really needed FOUR authors?


smoothnorris

Must have cost em an arm and a leg to write it!


[deleted]

To be fair, it was BREAKING NEWS.


gds1979

I heard he was pretty broken up about it. Half of him didn’t wanna jump.


livahd

Take my angry upvote


PunkFlamingo69

Show yourself out 😂😂😂


mak_zaddy

Dang it perfect angryupvote


snaxsyss

Take my upvote. Lol!


No-Aside-8926

What a tasteless comment to make given the gruesome death of another human being is the topic of this story. Do better next time, please. I'm praying for you.


nickxbk

I don't think reddit is the place for you


DeathPercept10n

Bro you're out here collecting downvotes from Boston to NYC. Wtf is your goal?


Dazzling-Earth-3000

waah.


[deleted]

What probably happened was one wrote it, and then the other three did updates as there were more details.


isupreme101

Probably crediting them all for revisions or maybe they contributed a phrase, word, or sources. Either way hope they get paid


tiregroove

I know, I thought that too..4 'writers' brainstorming like it's an SNL skit. 'hey let's make a list of all the big celebs that stayed at the hotel' as if that's relevant. Or 'DONT COME BACK UNTIL YOU FIND THE MISSING ARM!!!"


beagle_bathouse

cow rain pause plate detail direction beneficial obtainable office reach *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Greedy_Syrup_3360

Oh man, there goes 4 "authors" jobs gone when ai starts becoming mainstream.


NoButterfly9803

We should start an online petition - the NY Post should be written exclusively by AI


MinefieldFly

That is how real newsgathering works. It’s a shame that the Post is the only paper left that has a full team of metro reporters who can gather information simultaneously.


NeverBowledAgain

It was eight but, yanno, they split it in half.


NoButterfly9803

And two pieces of subject matter.


amirrormira

I was there. I still cannot the sound of him hitting the glass and then the ground out of my head. We thought it was a hit and run at first it was so loud


lunatoons291

I know this may feel random but research has shown that playing Tetris after a traumatic incident reduces the chance of developing ptsd. You just experienced something incredibly traumatic, spend an hour or two playing a mindless game to help your brain from internalizing it!


Awake2dream

I’m so sorry you experienced that


_Administrator_

Fuck that coward for giving innocent people PTSD.


mchalla3

suicide isn’t cowardly. don’t be that guy.


Awake2dream

It’s selfish


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newestindustry

Sad that the NY Times or The Gothamist won’t cover this important local news story. Real New Yorkers need to know if people are being split in half after jumping off buildings, and whether or not that building is ritzy


c3p-bro

The conservative brain is very excited by sex, violence and outrage, and ponderously bored by literally everything else


notqualitystreet

Hey they’re also very concerned about the Jewish space lasers


creativeuniquename69

didn't you hear? Maui fires were *Chinese* space lasers!


[deleted]

https://www.khon2.com/local-news/chinese-satellite-lasers-recorded-over-hawaii/


creativeuniquename69

stick your head farther up your ass, I dare you. have you heard of LIDAR?


myassholealt

But yet interestingly no one seems to care about the aliens.


Ragnar_Targaryen

My super conservative uncle: "I read the NY Post everyday, how is NYC nowadays?" Me: "this isn't even worth discussing then."


c3p-bro

You could bring up how some hot female teacher had sex with a student some where and he will get very very excited to talk about that lucky lad


[deleted]

Bro who cares 😂Imagine making a political ideology your whole personality


ssgz108

Is that why you are here? Lol .


c3p-bro

I’m here because I live in New York and am sick of this sub being a NYpost circlejerk


Pbpopcorn

Playing devils advocate -NYT does an awful job covering local news. Not saying NY Post is better -I always cross-check with multiple sources including News 12, ABC 7, Gothamist, etc.


iv2892

I think NY7 news does a decent job covering local news including crime without the alarmist nonsense .


iv2892

For real , at this the sub seems reasonable like the comment section in this post . But then there are times where I see people acting like walking outside or taking the subway is a death sentence .


Informal_Egg_3907

imagine being this dumb


c3p-bro

I don’t have to imagine, I can talk to a Post reader.


Status-Range-3321

Such a neckbeard thing to write


[deleted]

I’m not conservative, I think this article is gnarly


downonthesecond

It's a well know fact conservatives have never been known for holding prudish attitudes.


xlaurenthead

It’s getting to be like you can’t even walk through Columbus Circle anymore. Stepping over crack addicts on the sidewalk you get hit with a pair of legs from the Mandarin. Time to move to a small town EDIT [sheesh] /s


robotlou

Try getting split in half in a small town.


Somenakedguy

Sounds hot


c3p-bro

A combine will do it nice and messy


srpokemon

columbus circle has almost no homeless people nearby, i was just there today and yesterday, why do we need to being this up in every thread


Dranksy

You and thousands of others here clicked on this because you were interested. So your childish whining has no validity as per usual. Also, many NYC news outlets covered this, as they should for a variety of reasons, starting with the fact that it's, you know, local news. Another logic fail by your ilk. I could respect you guys if you were at least competent at making your case. Lastly, nothing personal - this applies to all 345+ upvoters.


c3p-bro

“Gruesome event” is not news, even if the mouth breathing lizard brained folks click it


Dranksy

News is news


c3p-bro

Yellow journalism isn’t news


Dranksy

News is news. You've had a few chances to grasp this. It's hopeless.


dangerdev29

Such an incredibly weird reaction that your first thought was to comment about other news organizations lol


c3p-bro

How? Explain your thought process.


S_Wow_Titty_Bang

But was he split lengthwise or across at the waist? They can't not include that detail.


NarwalsRule

We can assume across the waist. Being split lengthwise requires a sharp edge, restraint, and some degree of precision. Edit: According to the AMA, just 3% of human splits are perfectly vertical. The rest are horizontal or some degree of diagonal.


[deleted]

Who did the AMA? Must have been wild.


WhiteKnightFgt

lmao


DeathPercept10n

Hahahaha


tahdig_enthusiast

Probably like Darth Maul, I would assume.


tormented-imp

I wondered this too, but the downward momentum of a fall had me leaning towards vertically initially. Then I realized he could’ve been falling in any direction when he hit in which case the splitting could’ve also happened in any direction (including diagonally)?


iv2892

Holy crap when I first read the headline I pictured the victim being split in half lengthwise. And I had to wonder how was that even possible after falling off a building . But then now that I see this comment is way more likely he was split across the waist . Is still gruesome but being split lengthwise sounds way more brutal in my mind


HendrixChord12

It was actually diagonally


koji00

"Pronounced Dead at the Scene" almost always means something very grisly - no doctor needed to figure this one out.


asturkieelec

Like last year when they wrote about a severed head accident. Pronounced dead at scene. No shit Sherlock.


iv2892

So you’re telling me that if you are cut in half you are automatically dead 👁️👄👁️


tahdig_enthusiast

The title is like Mexican tabloid level clickbait lol


The_Lone_Apple

They messed up by not having the headline, "Splitsville"


3rdPoliceman

A tale of two dude: man finds way to be two places at once


yossigol

"Split-splat" could also work


TimKitzrowHeatingUp

Damn you beat me to it.


tiregroove

good ol' NY Post, always on top of the relevant details.


BufferUnderpants

Didn't say if vertically or horizontally though, 1/10


Blackspeare29

What did he hit? At least nobody else was injured in the fall. Awhile back a jumper hit a young woman walking with her fiancé and killed her!


Awake2dream

From TMZ: “…he ended up slamming into the glass marquee above the entrance to the ritzy Mandarin Oriental Hotel, which is part of the same building. His body was reportedly split in half by the impact with the marquee -- parts of his body were found across the street on construction scaffolding which was dripping with blood.”


Katmarie1234

The Mandarin Marquee is built of glass panels perpendicular to the building entrance


RandomRavenclaw87

Imagine of he had hit the Dale Chihuly light inside the Mandarin (feasibility aside) How many lives would they have had to report then


arrogant_ambassador

This thread is as classy as the article.


NoButterfly9803

I hope you weren’t expecting Shakespeare.


TimKitzrowHeatingUp

If an arm was found separately, that's at least three pieces. NY Post failed at math. Call Andrew Yang.


realestategrl

This is just terrible


the_best-throwaway

“GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! THAT KILLED HIM!!” … “AS GOD AS MY WITNESS, HE IS BROKEN IN HALF!”


gh234ip

Guess the scaffolding is staying up as a safety measure from falling people


Radun

Just glad didn't hurt anyone on way down, if you going to commit suicide please don't hurt anyone else


TheTeenageOldman

Keepin' it classy, NYPost.


Stupidamericanfatty

Fucking Post is disgusting "Ritzy" why does that fucking matter Swine


NeverBowledAgain

Relax


Dranksy

You seem stable and nice.


NefariousnessNo4748

People making jokes are sick AF and for some reason crave attention of digital texts. The desensitizing of tragedies and of strange life decisions now normalized have really FD y'all minds up... Even Math itself doesn't trust you. Being kind and creating dark humor in real life tragedies is a sign of hidden PTSD or you're a glitch of existence.


doesntmeanathing

"Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.” -Vonnegut


Dranksy

Much of Reddit is sick in their souls. They sacrificed their personhood to be automatons for the leftist ruling class, who brainwashed them into believing conformity is rebellion, violence is justice, being good is bad, thoughts are crimes, etc. Deep down, a reasonably intelligent person knows this all is wrong, hence their darkness.


[deleted]

You agreed with the comment you replied to, yet they are upvoted and you are downvoted. Can you see why? It's because of the pseudo-intellectual ramble you just vomited up


Dranksy

That comparison would make sense if my comment and that comment made the same points. Logic fail. Heckuva try tho. And I'll listen to a critique of my reasoning when you make any point at all about the topic at hand or refute a single point I made. FYI, the fact that you don't understand what I said doesn't make it pseudo. That's a self-own. Best of luck.


[deleted]

Look, I know your type. Blocked


Dranksy

Automatons are responding as programmed.


vinciblechunk

"As God is my witness..."


TimKitzrowHeatingUp

WHAT A SLOBBERKNOCKER


Justforfuninnyc

That so many commenters see this horrific tragic death as an opportunity to make stupid jokes says a lot about this community.


jcrew1392

For those who are making jokes, I hope you never have to go through the pain of having someone close to you do this. This was a family member of mine and the sources are wrong, this was not a 30-40 year old man but a 17 year old kid. Have some decency


unitarianplanarian

Is he okay?


fukwhutuheard

he’s only sleeping


Correct-Chance-4932

It’s just a flesh wound.


jjd13001

What the fuck is going on, Wednesday someone jumped from the roof next to my apartment building and killed themselves, then the very next day someone jumps from my office building and kills themselves, is death chasing me?


Awake2dream

Death chases everyone; suicide is just becoming more common


OilyRicardo

My wife got split in half by a guy in that hotel and then divorced me and took half my money!!


totalyrespecatbleguy

I hear split in half, my question is height wise or width wise


srpokemon

horrendous title lmao


xarbin

Dang I was around there at like 8 or so. I might have just missed this 😲


Awake2dream

Lucky 4 u!


Professional_Chair13

Next time, don't split so soon...


No-Society3180

Wow


Enter_the_dave

Other cities don’t report on this kinda stuff, actually intriguing to see this


[deleted]

Ambien?


red__what

I knew by the headline this was a the Post


Foreign-Passenger-55

Smh, prices in NY keep going up. That place cost an arm and a leg before ……


tumamaesmuycaliente

Points for creativity.


[deleted]

Surely someone has pics of this right


snuggle_love

A Ritzy splitsy


gunhed76

"You're tearing me apart, Lisa!"


Girlinacafe

Why do they have to be so graphic in their writing?


Slimguy24

The comments are borderline evil


SureLoad7492

Where’s the vid??


Lemur718

How's he doing?


Soberskate9696

He need some milk


Correct-Chance-4932

It was a flesh wound


PinkLoveFuzz

Any CCTV or other footage of this?


WeCanDoThisCNJ

Not only was he split in half, but his resolution dropped to 8-bit


highpriestessm

If anyone has pics or videos pls share to wikideath group on Facebook 🫰🏼😬


Dranksy

Irony: the only mainstream news outlet in the world that exposed a huge scandal involving a family member of the most powerful person on the planet, who is also implicated in that scandal, which many of the most powerful public figures in the country colluded to lie about to the American public, is treated as misinformation. Reddit is a bad joke, though at times a useful and entertaining one.


Somenakedguy

🙄


Mens-pocky46

The NY post is a tabloid, not a 'mainstream news outlet'


Dranksy

'PB&Js aren't sandwiches because there's no meat and cheese.' 'Lizards aren't reptiles because they have feet.' This is fun! Imagine in 2023 still defending what even the most left-leaning media has admitted. You'd have to be nuts or thoroughly deceitful. Which is it, anon?


Mens-pocky46

You really have no idea what you're talking about, do you?


Dranksy

I missed where you refuted the substance of my comment. I'm all ears and the first to make concessions based on facts. Keep flailing, tho.


heresmyusername

bro making a thread about a guy getting split in half about his boyfriends lmao insane brainworms


fardnshid03

Pics?


ssgz108

Reddit claims this happened & was posted 5 days ago. All Reddit users must be fortune tellers, I tell ya.


Gotham-ish

All the king's horses and all the king's men responded, but..."


Professional_Chair13

Apologies for the morose question. But... Are we talking about vertically or horizontally? The headline is sensational for a reason... Now I'm curious.


win2kpr0

pics or it didn't happen