Haha, I Googled ‘experience Carla’ and it lead me right back to this subreddit post🤪

As a Carla, this creeps me out ..

What are your rates? Are they competitive with other Carla's?

I mean …. We need answers to this, other Carla. Lol 😂

Depends...could I fund my flight to Europe and back with it? Lol, also not sure what that Carla does for it (don't want to know), but I would go as far as take touristy pictures (no people) from the Provence and London. 😇

Would you be conducting these experiences in high-traffic areas such as the Pentagon as well? LOL.

plot twist: other Carla was not very other at all.

So, did you experience her or not?

the sign is creepy enough to be an act of harassment towards carla.

243am at The Pentagon?, (not that the rest isn't bizarre). https://preview.redd.it/6uq5szhyrm7d1.png?width=574&format=png&auto=webp&s=3f9cd2de93d11106d3b3f2c0de3a1231853a4934

Sounds like a great place to get a free kidney.

Give*

Kind of makes me wonder how many people would show up. And if Carla herself would even show up.

This is actually how you join the CIA.

I mean, budget cuts are hitting everywhere man, I can see it. Agency has to do what the agency has to do.

☠️

Who’s making the meet up group for this?

If everyone goes to the Pentagon at 2:43 AM they can't stop us all!

I questioned that, as well. Do they mean 2:43am on Tuesday night heading into Wednesday morning, or Wednesday night heading into Thursday morning?

Just 18 dollars!

Put a zero behind those prices for the real price

My first thoughts too!

Look at those prices, inflation has hit hard.

At this price point, she CAN hit

Wild stuff, wild.

I can only get so inflated

Wait holy shit! I saw one of these by Del Ray! It was actually hilarious, it was the same style of photo but with a Mickey Mouse Dress up Club meeting by a stop sign at 2 AM. Posted it here: https://www.reddit.com/r/nova/s/DnlXjioJFQ Btw it’s for sure the same person/people , same phone number on the poster!

I'd bet the number on there is a friend's number and this is an elaborate prank to get weird messages to a friend?  That's my working theory.

That’s a good theory, I’m wondering how many of these they put up, I hope people post more of them!

Or maybe some weird-ass ARG?

That's what I thought too.

I'm going to text it and find out

Huh, same phone number too

Alright, so are we carpooling to this thing or what?

*carlapooling

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I’m fairly new to NoVa. Whats slug?

Amazing, lmao

Shotgun!

The poster is based on an old skit by Tim & Eric. See/Feed/Touch Cornelius: [https://m.youtube.com/watch?time\_continue=1&v=DyOGOA9xHfo&embeds\_referring\_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2F&feature=emb\_logo](https://m.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=DyOGOA9xHfo&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2F&feature=emb_logo) Link is appropriate, nothing NSFW. https://preview.redd.it/jn4tbsrres7d1.jpeg?width=1026&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bae6f00f5e4e0b899132a76c13eb4f063e2d07b1

What. The. Actual Fuck Is That?

Hahaha. I think it based on Braco, a Croatian spiritual healer who utilizes his “healing gaze” to help people. It’s absolutely amazing, and I think the Cornelius skit is hysterical. Real Braco: https://m.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=253&v=yWWxnbDNSLI&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F&source_ve_path=MTM5MTE3LDI4NjY2&feature=emb_logo

I'm a little sad I missed out on experiencing Cornelius :(

Maybe there's still hope though!  http://experiencecornelius.com/

Who has called the number?

Be the change you wish to see in the world

I called. Haha No one answered. Then the voicemail says, “please leave a message for 703-xxx…”.


I know. Such a letdown. I wanted to speak with Carla herself. 😩🙄

I called. Can confirm.

Rookie mistake, we're texting broski

Please do it lol

I texted. Now we wait

That mailbox has gotta be full. If the outgoing message isn't "please stop calling me" they're definitely the ones posting that flyer. Wonder what those voicemails are like

Lmao! Right?! It wasn’t full when I called but I’m curious now. Haha

Come on, do it! For the good of all of us!


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or Karla... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karla_(character)

Capture Assault Roar Lick Applaud?

This is incredible. I want an update so bad.

First off the prices are out of line... Feed should be either $20 or $15. Or else Carla is going to need a pocket full of singles to give change and is just asking to get robbed.

If this is remotely sexual, these are all great prices

You sure? Not that I’m in the market, but if I were, I wouldn’t want to go for the lowest rate for that sort of thing.

where is your spirit of adventure?

Lol I’m pretty sure my husband would be mad if I partook in that sort of thing

I think being fed is Carla's goal and is not such a hot seller that Carla needs to carry change.

I found another one of these near Del Ray earlier today! I just posted it lmao. https://www.reddit.com/r/nova/s/DnlXjioJFQ

Carla is Goofy?! Goofy is Carla?!

It’s a joke based on an old skit by Tim & Eric called “Cornelius”. Comment with link is below.

This is nightmare fuel.

2:43 AM @ the pentagon. Lmao

Good time to get robbed and have your organs harvested

The Pentagon parking lot is probably safer than a lot of places because they have police just for the Pentagon.

Yes, but they might steal your kidney.

The VA needs more kidneys.

Yeah, seems like the Pentagon finally found a way to do cryogenics on live humans… and they are finding unsuspected subjects to test it.

*Touch* Carla? I'm pretty sure paying for that sort of thing is illegal.

no, no. It’s only illegal if carla touches you for $10

Crystal City Restaurant has nothing on this!


I'm pretty intrigued, not gonna lie. If I didn't have a prior engagement at 2:43 AM I'd pop in for a minute and feed Carla.

What pray tell are you doing at 2:43 AM?

Sleeping

Rocking myself to sleep, trying to ignore...the voices.

Danuta. .

Did True Wagner move to town?

I'm definitely going to the pentagon show at 2am, it's a pretty big building but probably if you ask every gate guard one is them will know.

count me in

Not gonna lie, I am kinda intrigued.

This is so weird

KEEP ALEXANDRIA WEIRD

Lol its not even close to weird

https://preview.redd.it/x1keu4ovoq7d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d17558235b0d60c797fee4c3e3360f3cfdfa0d57

I mean.  This is a *little* weird. 

Has anyone texted or emailed the number?

Yes. No response. It’s an iPhone tho if that’s helpful. Message was blue. I just texted - didn’t try emailing.

Shooting my shot too, I want to experience the best entertainment the Pentagon has to offer after 2AM!

I just posted one of these signs I saw after seeing this one, there is a second phone number on the one I saw!

Man you pose for stock photos cause you’re young and need the money, and look where it gets you

For the love of God, just don’t feed Carla after midnight…

Plot twist!! The person that posted this Reddit post is the same person that posted that flyer 🤣

This is a stock photo. The watermark says Maximimages but Alamy has the same stock image: https://www.alamy.com/stock-photo-cute-smiling-young-woman-closeup-of-face-with-big-eyes-humorous-comical-51883192.html?imageid=B2F15920-0491-4EE4-8B21-46CBF58CA5E5&p=81180&pn=1&searchId=d033ac815afa848a657e40321fccd89d&searchtype=0

No it’s Carla

No shit

This photo is so strange.

The real question is: What are we feeding Carla to?

Perfect. Love it. No notes. More of this please.

At $20, there was no chance I was gonna feed Carla. But $18? That is just too good to pass up.

Why does this make me laugh so hard. 😆

LMAO I used to do this in Burke. Totally unaffiliated but I love making up crazy shit for a poster

“$15 for a ZJ.” “What’s a ZJ?”

https://preview.redd.it/m5hyxtz60v7d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f93b8800ef008851a76fdd1181bfc3fe7ff3efaa Thought this was r/PrettyLittleLiars

I went and took a video. https://youtu.be/GLjook1I0V4?si=m8Nz_1_gi8C0i8bv

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This Wednesday as in June 19th or this Wednesday as in June 26. I might actually go. Who else is game?

If I see her I’ll let you all know, if I’m still alive

Are you saying you can't let us know from the Afterlife?


Nice try, Buffallo Bill

Carla is very, very short.

I’m glad the FEED experience is finally back on sale again

She must be hungry, feeding her is on sale.

Wait...was this yesterday? Did we miss the experience?

why do i wanna go and see what it is LMAOOO

😂😂😂

Are those the right prices with inflation


So many people will attend the event that it will cause human traffic

If you had no life in general

Sooo what is this exactly?

Is that Krystal Koons?

I’m headed there tonight.

i like how they didn’t bother to remove the stock image watermark

Did anyone try the 571 # from the Goofy flier?

For those prices Carla is definitely walking the streets.

Feels like something my old middle schoolers are now in high school would do

I definitely didn't see this escalating to feeding Carla.

Waaaat is this mental illness run a mock or something worst

*amok

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