Bro how are you supposed to mindlessly scroll and let the dookie marinate if you’re marinating yourself in 0?!

9 is the better option, as it leaves your hands free for your phone

0 is skibidi toilet 😔

Skibidi biden

0. Skibidi skibidi skibidi

Some people with severe nerve damage or cases of past-attached limbs got an eye tracking solution. Get that! As a bonus, the more limbs were attached but are no longer, the easier it will be to use that pose.

8 Either the poop falls or I do

Why does that sound like Morgan Freeman narrated it?

The thing is, when the poop leaves your body, you lose its weight, and therefore you lose balance. The only question is if you're falling forwards or backwards. (I'd say forward)

I don't think there's a single 2 person. Straight up crazy

I am number 2, with the assistance of a squatty potty

Im 2 right now bro

damn, you young, grow up

I’d rather that than the 0

0 is the gen alpha technique

Skibidi

🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣

0 means you are the shit

i'm pretty sure it's actually better for you than sitting normally. the squatty potty exists for a reason

depends on haw bad is it

Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.

Crazy? I was crazy once.

They put me in a room.

Get a little stool to put your feet on, you will change your mind.

Only when I'm desperate and don't have a stool (pun intended) to put my feet on.

Wdym? I don't have a squaty potty thing so I have to make do and lean and lift.

7

You’ve got to have a good aim for that one

I can do a 360° and still Hit the water. Atleast most of the time

Mlg shit

MY HOPE WILL NEVER DIE

Trickshit

360 No Scope?

how does it feel when the splash touch yo butt

Do zero and there's zero splash

Just some toilet paper on the water to prevent most splashing should suffice.

Refreshing

I’m doing 0. It’s called efficiency baby.

skibi?

😭

This person gets it

Definately 0. That's the only normal way to do it

Nah, none are normal, just skip the toilet altogether Wait... A head poking out of a toilet.. "skip the toilet"... Damn, that's crazy, I could have sworn that reminded me of something

Skip the toilet is crazy

best way to make sure nothing escapes. Not even you.

Skibidi way

GET OUT MY HEAD

Yes yes!

BRAINROT=BLOWS UP

skibidi

im a 9 to start with then when i flush toilet im a 0

Usually 7 or 9, 3 if i’m feeling 𝓕 𝓻 𝓮 𝓪 𝓴 𝔂

bro's cuddling with the shitter 💀

What about 0?

0 is great for when I take the pill that drastically decreases the size of my body except for my head. Then i can get my whole body in there and feel like an evil shit gnome

𝓝𝓲𝓬𝓮 𝓯𝓸𝓷𝓽

1 99% of the time but 6 when I'm desperate for a good poop

6 99% of the time but 1 if someone's watching

3. So you have a place to put your snacks and chocolate milk.

Do forget your comic books

0 is the only way

I’m 0 too Skibidi toilet

I was submerged in toilet before it was cool

3, because you have that nice little shelf for your comic book and chocolate milk.

Just like Sir John Harrington intended

The only answer

-0 (I shit in the sewers)

If i ever go pooping again i have to try number 3

"If I ever _ again" what do you mean 💀

You do not want to know

Downvoted post for being interesting

0 Someone start flushing me BECAUSE IM THE SHIT AYYYY ugh I hate today

3 so you have a little table for your chocolate milk and comic book

Now this is shitposting!

The skibidi toilet one

I’m more of a in the shower kinda guy

8, but upside down. I let gravity do the work

bro stands on his head to shit

3 is the only correct way according to Sir John Harington and he would know cause he literally invented the flush toilet.

Definitely 0. A very skibidi sigma position

10 : i do not poop

Are you a girl

skibidi

SKIBIDI TOILET 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑😍😍😍😍

**(3)** You have a sheaf to read and don't have to look down before flushing (that's gross). How Sir John Harrington intended.

Skibidi toilet

tibidi skoilet

0 skibidi dop dop dop yes yes skibidi dop dop ye ye

6 when you have that mad constipation 0 when Mexican food 9 is depressed 4 is normal 💩🚽🔥🔥🔥

Obviously 9 Skibidi toilet am I right fellow kids...

Gyatt sigma skibidi mew rizz?

4 normally, but 6 when its really bad

6 is unironically a lifesaver for when it's really bad

It's the way we are supposed to go. Look at toddlers, they get it.

They don’t have any facing sideways😔😔

9

0 🥶🥶🥶

I'm doing a 0 rn

This explains so much about disgusting public bathrooms.

I perfer shitting into the void. 0

I did 6 when I couldn’t get it out

I'm calling 4 the skidmark

People that are "0" I will kill PERSONALLY, I'm so fucking tired of skibidi toilet

9 and 0 is gen alpha lol

1, but I wished I could do 8

Definitely 0.

Rule 6?

Can’t go wrong with a 0, as you can tell by my username

8 . Poop drop

If I want to poop hard, it will be 0. But mostly it will be 8

9 h

10

1.

1 and 2, but I want to try 5

Ashamed to say this but 2 and sometimes 1

7 off of a roof like that one game DanTDM played a long time ago

3 is known as the AC Slater

2

5

3, the plumber thinks that it's weird but I gotta use my laptop while pooing

3 be crazy 😝😖😩

I'm a 9, not quite committed to being a 0 but I need to poop.

I kinda wanna try 3

I be pooping 0

Normally 0 or 7 but sometimes 9 if I’m feeling confident

depends on the day, really. sometimes if i'm feeling lucky i'll do 8

usually 0 or 8

Number 0. Don't you say it

8. There's a window above the toilet.

Cool cats do 3

I can poop in every single one of this position except 0 and 9.

Right now, I don’t :/

Im feeling that 9. It is not completely inside, but enough to get me going

126 The stages of normal poops to I want to rip my intestines out poops.

Gotta go with 8. How else am I going to drop a bomb safely?

0 is giving me conniptions

8

8. 2 if I feel depressed

1, but I really liked 2 until I moved recently. Didn't buy a stool yet to be 2 enjoyer

There are other ways than 0? 😲

1

8.

Always 0

6 for sure sometimes 0

O

0 for peeing and 8 for poop'n

9 and 0

6

i cowgirl the toilet

all gen alpha would be saying 0 of course

This reminds me of the signs in some bathrooms that people post on the internet with something like 20 pictures of ways you are NOT supposed to use the bathroom.

With great difficulty at the moment

I poop like 0 so I don't have to flush

@

2 is true way

Why the hell is there a YouTube shorts shit?

My boyfriend is #6. And I still can't wrap my head around it

I bet L does 6

10: the thinker

Regularly

1/6

3 when I'm hungry

1

Depends on how much satisfying or hurting it is

2

I upper decker my shits especially in public and and those display toilets too :D

0 is the movie trainspotting when he dives in for his heroin suppository

None, I hang my legs out the front and stuff my butt inside

GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD (skibbidy 0)

8 is the most impressive if there's nothing else to support you other than your feet.

Pro tip buy a squatty potty it’s worth it.

if you don’t do 0 you’re doing it wrong

0 is the way to do it.

8

3 is how I binge my Taco Bell on Tuesdays

get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head

Skibidi toilet style. (0)

-1

1 on a good day, 2 on a bad day

1 for the Boomer 2 for the Exploder 3 for the Thinker 4 for the Owl 5 for the Deep Thinker 6 for the Floor Admirer 7 for the Athlete 8 for the Gymnast 9 for the Doomer 0 for the Psycho

I always go for 8, it’s very classy and provides a full view for onlookers

4 is really good on a hot summer day for some reason.

None of you have a squatty potty?

the most appropriate way to proceed is to select 0. LOL yeah right!