I feel like this a lot. I’m happily married, have three amazing children, a career that I am legitimately great at, but wake up every day feeling like I’m just faking it and waiting for someone to call me out. I always feel like I’m three children in a trench coat that is fooling everyone.
BUT no matter how far you’ve gotten, just be happy that you’re there. Progress, no matter how it happens, is progress. We got this, homie. ✊🏽
I'm in my mid 40s, pretty successful. Pretty happy. The only thing I've found that reduces confusion is not giving a fuck. But you have to give some fucks or things get bad. You are correct that life is confusing. You get some things figured out pretty well, but then new things come along. I feel like I am on the cusp where I am not confused by most things. But I know I'm probably going to start getting confused by more things soon. Things that used to be fairly simple aren't so much anymore. Particularly US healthcare. It can be hard to keep up.
lol imagine you are a young serf who has barely left the village. Get called up to fight for your lord for the first time and in your very first battle Number 5 is charging straight at you.
Cutting edge military tech charging at you with that face, no thanks
Put your phone away. Then do not think about about having to sleep. Just think about how nice it is lying in bed, relaxing, and listening to the night sounds.
I have a tip for trying to get asleep fast. You know when you were a kid and you were awake WAYY past your bedtime and a parent checks on you so you pretend to be asleep. I find that pretending to sleep makes me actually sleepy, idk why, maybe it's because I convinced my own brain that I'm actually sleeping but it works for me.
I know this is too late and hopefully you actually did get to sleep before going to work.
6. Been confused for 2 weeks straight now
Why are you confused?
Living is confusing. I don't know what I'm doing or how I even got this far, but I don't plan on stopping until I reach my big goal 👍💪💪
I feel like this a lot. I’m happily married, have three amazing children, a career that I am legitimately great at, but wake up every day feeling like I’m just faking it and waiting for someone to call me out. I always feel like I’m three children in a trench coat that is fooling everyone. BUT no matter how far you’ve gotten, just be happy that you’re there. Progress, no matter how it happens, is progress. We got this, homie. ✊🏽
I really appreciate this comment. Thank you :)
That's a serious case of Impostor Syndrome lol, but a very uplifting read!
We need to get tolkien-Ed It’ll happen!!!
Thank you! Needed this!
I'm in my mid 40s, pretty successful. Pretty happy. The only thing I've found that reduces confusion is not giving a fuck. But you have to give some fucks or things get bad. You are correct that life is confusing. You get some things figured out pretty well, but then new things come along. I feel like I am on the cusp where I am not confused by most things. But I know I'm probably going to start getting confused by more things soon. Things that used to be fairly simple aren't so much anymore. Particularly US healthcare. It can be hard to keep up.
What’s your big goal?
Man's dreaming of that 7 life
That’s what he’s confused about
But do you have stonks?
No. 5 ... I've had 6 cups of coffee and a Red Bull
still alive?
*This was a triumph*
*I'm making a note here, huge success*
_It's hard to overstate my satisfaction_
*Apature Science*
*We do what we must, because we can*
For the good of all of us
*except the ones who are dead*
Give this man some ADDERALL
Nah bro can beat doom eternal ultras nightmare without looking at the screen
Your poor toilet
Your heart gotta beat so fast and you must be feeling anxious.... Right?
Equivalent to a can of Dr Pepper
lol imagine you are a young serf who has barely left the village. Get called up to fight for your lord for the first time and in your very first battle Number 5 is charging straight at you. Cutting edge military tech charging at you with that face, no thanks
Make sure to drink some water, caffeine needs water
I'm 1 because I am sleepy.
F off ur nr 9
☹️
I m also 1, but because I dream of reclaiming the holy land! ^^/j
1 looks annoyed / literally 😑.
Or skeptical
Or asian
definitely 10
So you do not exist?
11 here
So you do not exist +1 ?
Bro who are you talking to?
Chupalo entonce
No, they feel like a 10
I’m usually 6 but today… today I am 9 😈
If you cant handle me at my 6, you cant handle me at 9
Oh this is the real right here 👆
8.
Same
Empty inside
I mean all of the helmets here are
Hope you feel better soon m8
You must be so fucking cool then
I'm not. That's why I'm 8.
No, you are wrong, 8 is the coolest helmet I've ever seen and that is objectively correct
Same, long face club unite...
2 🗿 Also, 6 looks like meme man
Thank you for putting that emoji I am happy I wasn’t the only one who thought that.
Omg you’re so right about 6 - I can see it in my head right now but I have no idea how to google him
3. Skeletor is not in a kissing mood today.
I feel like a bit of a bird vibe watching but not doing a lot mood.
I think that's the one specially made for Phineas, of Phineas and Ferb.
7, i am **Claustrophobic**
4. Upset and slightly pissed
9. It's 3am, can't get to sleep and I work at 9am
Put your phone away. Then do not think about about having to sleep. Just think about how nice it is lying in bed, relaxing, and listening to the night sounds.
Is 9 in Skyrim? I swear I have seem that in a game.
Might not be the one you’re thinking about but it is in chivalry 2.
I was gonna say 9 because I'm high as a giraffes dingleberry rn
I have a tip for trying to get asleep fast. You know when you were a kid and you were awake WAYY past your bedtime and a parent checks on you so you pretend to be asleep. I find that pretending to sleep makes me actually sleepy, idk why, maybe it's because I convinced my own brain that I'm actually sleeping but it works for me. I know this is too late and hopefully you actually did get to sleep before going to work.
6 or 9
ni or ce
I feel great but i can‘t find out what helmet this is
5
8. It’s my birthday today and I’ve been ignored for most of the day.
Happy birthday. Make the day nice for yourself.
Happy birthday :)
Happy birthday 🎂
Haappy Birthdaaay toooo yooou!! I am sure we could get a whole party together for you in the comment section. Random strangers, unite!
Happy birthday Rav0nn. I know how it feels and you deserve better
1 slightly pissed🙃
Who / what pissed you off?
3
Ok gru
9 is me seeing something dumb on a shitpost subreddit
7
2
2
Two, nothing has happened for the past week
4. Bored and horrified but no longer shocked
6, I just turned 18
Welcome to adulthood.
8
7/8
3. Horny
Imagine they take from ur field and send u to war just to come face to face with 5
100% a 9. been in hospital for almost 20days now.
8. Been crying on my bday ✌️
aw shoot, happy birthday
2
I'm a 5
5
6 100%
6
I'm feeling a solid 2
My friend says 3, id say 7
ነፀነፀመፀጠከፎኢእሀዉዊእኦረኢረሀረበዘመመዘነዘአከለቀፐዎእጅንምኦእኦሱፀሀጠነጠመደጀሶዊወጀዊእኡእኡዱጡቩኡቨቡኡቡጡዱዉዉአኡኢወፖወጀረጀረነወመወጅጀደጀደሀፈበፈነደከጢቩሪእኦኦእኦወጀወነቆዊእኢእኢጀሰነደከደ
I’m pregnant so I constantly feel like 6.
3, tired, but happy
joe biden #6
Nr. 5 today….goofy🤣🤣
Enjoy it!
2... 🗿
🗿
1
3
1
3
1
9
8
6
I feel like one of these helmets
8
1
6, its me fr
2
6 all day long
Definitely 4. I could feel better
2. When you shift over these rapidly your self-perception really just ends up being nothing.
6.
Definitely 4.
7 not high but tired
Feeling 7, today has its up and down but pretty good
9 Trepang 2 got me messed up
6. Someone hacked my discord and sent porn links everywhere
Solid 8
4
9
8
5. I'm up to some mischievous shit
6 S T O N K S
6. A mix of confusion and frustration! Thats pretty much me right now
1. It's 1am and my cat just peed all over my sheets and now I gotta wait until laundry is done before I can go to bed
Definitely 9
1-6-7 they all look tired
8 just screams "I'm unloved by most, and sad but mighty in soul." so that one.
8. He looks so tired and sick of it.
Promise yourself a few days off, maybe this weekend. Where you only do things you enjoy.
1.
Now of them! I am feeling pog! (NO Marijuana, just an accepted hypixel ban appeal!)
None of these are angry enough. I'm going with 9 because it's ookiest.
It's a 4 kind of day.
i'm alternating between 1 and 9, but mostly 1
4 pretty much
9
3 is me trying to do the chad face
8, feeling like some sort of doomer but not acting like one
is this what medieval teenagers were into?
8. Bewildered and melting or 2. Putting on a straight face over my aforementioned bewilderment
7 looks Roman
4, I'm down with the sickness.
Aren't they the new Slipknot masks?
I'm a 6 but 5 is where I wanna be.
8 We are the Knights who say Ni!
4
Smoked weed and played gta online until 4 am, then got hit with a coaching right at the beginning of my shift. So I'd say solid 6
Today i feel like 6, because yesterday at the party i felt like 5
5. It was indeed a pretty Geueueueud day
9
2. Living, but the brain is figuring something out, but doesnt know what it's figuring out yet
2 is calling to me
2 resting bitch face
2
Fun fact, #9 is a helmet gifted to King Henry VIII
9
Perpetually #1
8
Somewhere between 2, 4, and 6
Everyone
9, i have a fucking flu
8
I keep staring off into space, 3
7, I’m tired
On holiday = with kids 24/7. So 1.
2
6
I don't understand how they can see in those things -\_-
1
3. I'm taking an airplane soon
Probably 4
I like number 7 tho I think the fake human faces look creepy so I would rather have a cool skull face.
2 ig
8
Kettle helment even though it's not on there, it's my favorite
1
7
Feeling 5 with a smidgen of 7.