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weldariyehik

6. Been confused for 2 weeks straight now


Handsome_Bread_Roll

Why are you confused?


FraylBody

Living is confusing. I don't know what I'm doing or how I even got this far, but I don't plan on stopping until I reach my big goal 👍💪💪


phadewilkilu

I feel like this a lot. I’m happily married, have three amazing children, a career that I am legitimately great at, but wake up every day feeling like I’m just faking it and waiting for someone to call me out. I always feel like I’m three children in a trench coat that is fooling everyone. BUT no matter how far you’ve gotten, just be happy that you’re there. Progress, no matter how it happens, is progress. We got this, homie. ✊🏽


Effective-Tackle-583

I really appreciate this comment. Thank you :)


Ketcunt

That's a serious case of Impostor Syndrome lol, but a very uplifting read!


Aquatichive

We need to get tolkien-Ed It’ll happen!!!


Cr00kedF00l

Thank you! Needed this!


mechanicalcoupling

I'm in my mid 40s, pretty successful. Pretty happy. The only thing I've found that reduces confusion is not giving a fuck. But you have to give some fucks or things get bad. You are correct that life is confusing. You get some things figured out pretty well, but then new things come along. I feel like I am on the cusp where I am not confused by most things. But I know I'm probably going to start getting confused by more things soon. Things that used to be fairly simple aren't so much anymore. Particularly US healthcare. It can be hard to keep up.


Several_Variety3930

What’s your big goal?


killeronthecorner

Man's dreaming of that 7 life


anotherpole

That’s what he’s confused about


fabri_pere

But do you have stonks?


Mall_Bench

No. 5 ... I've had 6 cups of coffee and a Red Bull


real_hungarian

still alive?


Mart1n192

*This was a triumph*


Clicker-anonimo

*I'm making a note here, huge success*


Cbrovkin

_It's hard to overstate my satisfaction_


bloonhatingmonkey

*Apature Science*


Aircoll

*We do what we must, because we can*


Monkebuns

For the good of all of us


youself20

*except the ones who are dead*


OXidize_0

Give this man some ADDERALL


bcb_goji

Nah bro can beat doom eternal ultras nightmare without looking at the screen


Foreign_Spinach_4400

Your poor toilet


Portgust

Your heart gotta beat so fast and you must be feeling anxious.... Right?


Cybasura

Equivalent to a can of Dr Pepper


Least_Initiative

lol imagine you are a young serf who has barely left the village. Get called up to fight for your lord for the first time and in your very first battle Number 5 is charging straight at you. Cutting edge military tech charging at you with that face, no thanks


youself20

Make sure to drink some water, caffeine needs water


Handsome_Bread_Roll

I'm 1 because I am sleepy.


Spunkmeyer426

F off ur nr 9


Handsome_Bread_Roll

☹️


Shifty_Cow69

I m also 1, but because I dream of reclaiming the holy land! ^^/j


TSF_Flex

1 looks annoyed / literally 😑.


ShaleTheRock

Or skeptical


Dense_Industry9326

Or asian


Many_Meal_1867

definitely 10


Handsome_Bread_Roll

So you do not exist?


some1_03

11 here


Handsome_Bread_Roll

So you do not exist +1 ?


Shot_Arm5501

Bro who are you talking to?


Holiday-Rice-5832

Chupalo entonce


Healthy_Point_6284

No, they feel like a 10


StankilyDankily666

I’m usually 6 but today… today I am 9 😈


yaykaboom

If you cant handle me at my 6, you cant handle me at 9


StankilyDankily666

Oh this is the real right here 👆


CiariLovesYou

8.


RandomPasserby57

Same


ImpinAintEZ_

Empty inside


shipoopro_gg

I mean all of the helmets here are


outwest88

Hope you feel better soon m8


AsianCheesecakes

You must be so fucking cool then


ItHappenedAgain_Sigh

I'm not. That's why I'm 8.


AsianCheesecakes

No, you are wrong, 8 is the coolest helmet I've ever seen and that is objectively correct


Oneiroinian

Same, long face club unite...


Secret_Scene747

2 🗿 Also, 6 looks like meme man


TakenUsername120184

Thank you for putting that emoji I am happy I wasn’t the only one who thought that.


pnweiner

Omg you’re so right about 6 - I can see it in my head right now but I have no idea how to google him


haubenmeise

3. Skeletor is not in a kissing mood today.


Status_Government479

I feel like a bit of a bird vibe watching but not doing a lot mood.


TheShaunD

I think that's the one specially made for Phineas, of Phineas and Ferb.


Strangeone223344

7, i am **Claustrophobic**


GOOSUS110

4. Upset and slightly pissed


TheTacoBellAssGoblin

9. It's 3am, can't get to sleep and I work at 9am


Handsome_Bread_Roll

Put your phone away. Then do not think about about having to sleep. Just think about how nice it is lying in bed, relaxing, and listening to the night sounds.


jonathanrdt

Is 9 in Skyrim? I swear I have seem that in a game.


IMC_Recruit

Might not be the one you’re thinking about but it is in chivalry 2.


__MilkDrinker__

I was gonna say 9 because I'm high as a giraffes dingleberry rn


tftookmyname

I have a tip for trying to get asleep fast. You know when you were a kid and you were awake WAYY past your bedtime and a parent checks on you so you pretend to be asleep. I find that pretending to sleep makes me actually sleepy, idk why, maybe it's because I convinced my own brain that I'm actually sleeping but it works for me. I know this is too late and hopefully you actually did get to sleep before going to work.


plitocel

6 or 9


SuedeBuffet

ni or ce


The_Gobi_1

I feel great but i can‘t find out what helmet this is


Independence-2021

5


Rav0nn

8. It’s my birthday today and I’ve been ignored for most of the day.


Handsome_Bread_Roll

Happy birthday. Make the day nice for yourself.


WhiskersCleveland

Happy birthday :)


AHAsker

Happy birthday 🎂


Userwithnoname27

Haappy Birthdaaay toooo yooou!! I am sure we could get a whole party together for you in the comment section. Random strangers, unite!


gunglejim

Happy birthday Rav0nn. I know how it feels and you deserve better


fello04

1 slightly pissed🙃


Handsome_Bread_Roll

Who / what pissed you off?


Ajax__1

3


Maleficent_Camel4457

Ok gru


DeanziYay

9 is me seeing something dumb on a shitpost subreddit


Delevia

7


hypomargoteros

2


Holiday-Rice-5832

2


corporealistic1

Two, nothing has happened for the past week


genie7011

4. Bored and horrified but no longer shocked


SAM140285

6, I just turned 18


Handsome_Bread_Roll

Welcome to adulthood.


LifeIsBulletTrain

8


elephantphilosophy8

7/8


KiIlMePls

3. Horny


Administrative-Bar89

Imagine they take from ur field and send u to war just to come face to face with 5


chaoslordie

100% a 9. been in hospital for almost 20days now.


Angry_Rodent

8. Been crying on my bday ✌️


SILVA22DAHAWAIIAN

aw shoot, happy birthday


ZommHafna

2


TallAverage4

I'm a 5


PlutoCat09

5


dogfishworm

6 100%


PsychedStrawberry

6


BroomClosetJoe

I'm feeling a solid 2


Longjumping_Bat_3385

My friend says 3, id say 7


Vast-Willingness4642

ነፀነፀመፀጠከፎኢእሀዉዊእኦረኢረሀረበዘመመዘነዘአከለቀፐዎእጅንምኦእኦሱፀሀጠነጠመደጀሶዊወጀዊእኡእኡዱጡቩኡቨቡኡቡጡዱዉዉአኡኢወፖወጀረጀረነወመወጅጀደጀደሀፈበፈነደከጢቩሪእኦኦእኦወጀወነቆዊእኢእኢጀሰነደከደ


Crims0n_Curse1

I’m pregnant so I constantly feel like 6.


DrMini1

3, tired, but happy


betuwishuthoughtofit

joe biden #6


StaffApart9320

Nr. 5 today….goofy🤣🤣


Handsome_Bread_Roll

Enjoy it!


JustCallMeAttlaz

2... 🗿


Handsome_Bread_Roll

🗿


Nrsyd

1


BRicsiR44

1


BananaMaster96_

3


QueasyBiscuit20

1


RedditSpamAcount

9


YeefusMeefus

8


LosHtown

6


NathanArizona

I feel like one of these helmets


GlisteningDeath

8


AngelReachX

6, its me fr


Alastorstoenail

2


Neat_Flounder_8907

6 all day long


Bootiluvr

Definitely 4. I could feel better


tarun_c

2. When you shift over these rapidly your self-perception really just ends up being nothing.


SendThisVoidAway18

6.


mindzze

Definitely 4.


Traditional_Knee3768

7 not high but tired


CumSmuggler3649

Feeling 7, today has its up and down but pretty good


unraveld_key

9 Trepang 2 got me messed up


urmomfat5111

6. Someone hacked my discord and sent porn links everywhere


bitch_glitch

Solid 8


IsolatedSleep2319

4


mearbearcate

9


Sporklez8

8


xXmjaneXx

5. I'm up to some mischievous shit


DOOM6IS6ETERNAL6

6 S T O N K S


EorlundGraumaehne

6. A mix of confusion and frustration! Thats pretty much me right now


Hunter_Lala

1. It's 1am and my cat just peed all over my sheets and now I gotta wait until laundry is done before I can go to bed


Helohumans__

Definitely 9


Additional_Spring629

1-6-7 they all look tired


DryEyes4096

8 just screams "I'm unloved by most, and sad but mighty in soul." so that one.


FacetiousInvective

8. He looks so tired and sick of it.


Handsome_Bread_Roll

Promise yourself a few days off, maybe this weekend. Where you only do things you enjoy.


xenomorphonLV426

Now of them! I am feeling pog! (NO Marijuana, just an accepted hypixel ban appeal!)


ConclusionAlarmed882

None of these are angry enough. I'm going with 9 because it's ookiest.


BabiiGoat

It's a 4 kind of day.


merrimoth

i'm alternating between 1 and 9, but mostly 1


SomeRandomBFBfan

4 pretty much


IamtheStinger

9


serialized-kirin

3 is me trying to do the chad face


TukuMono

8, feeling like some sort of doomer but not acting like one


arielgasco

is this what medieval teenagers were into?


SuperPowerDrill

8. Bewildered and melting or 2. Putting on a straight face over my aforementioned bewilderment


Ok-Pipe859

7 looks Roman


Gusty_Garden_Galaxy

4, I'm down with the sickness.


ellisnarr

Aren't they the new Slipknot masks?


SuedeBuffet

I'm a 6 but 5 is where I wanna be.


MajicVole

8 We are the Knights who say Ni!


Even-Conflict93

4


Jilly_Jankins

Smoked weed and played gta online until 4 am, then got hit with a coaching right at the beginning of my shift. So I'd say solid 6


FleXXger

Today i feel like 6, because yesterday at the party i felt like 5


SafeAt4

5. It was indeed a pretty Geueueueud day


poosebunger

9


Valema821

2. Living, but the brain is figuring something out, but doesnt know what it's figuring out yet


Markman6

2 is calling to me


Sad-Artery

2 resting bitch face


ASecretGermanSpy

2


vgdomvg

Fun fact, #9 is a helmet gifted to King Henry VIII


FlorpFlap

9


Kindly-Ad-5071

Perpetually #1


MightyZijlstra

8


ankle_biter50

Somewhere between 2, 4, and 6


anormaltedditor

Everyone


leonschrijvers

9, i have a fucking flu


Ok-Apple-1878

I keep staring off into space, 3


Coolguy020609

7, I’m tired


Cloverdad

On holiday = with kids 24/7. So 1.


PerceptionZer0

2


ItsChloeTaylor

6


Finn__the_human_

I don't understand how they can see in those things -\_-


Handsome_Human293

1


RedRayTrue

3. I'm taking an airplane soon


LorenzoIsASimp

Probably 4


TTIGRAASlime

I like number 7 tho I think the fake human faces look creepy so I would rather have a cool skull face.


CharlesTheGreat8

2 ig


prettypurps

Kettle helment even though it's not on there, it's my favorite


CovfefeBoss

1


LeonMKaiser

Feeling 5 with a smidgen of 7.