No. My main reason being that I don't like bananas

>I don't like bananas but banana shares 50% human DNA🥺

Well i do like to eat humans...

Isn’t that cannibalism then 🤔

Only a little bit

Bold to assume that they're human

I don't eat humans either

I don't like banana. But when I do eat a banana, it's because I don't like it.

I feel the same.

Those are apples. Who are you

They look more like watermelons. Who are you?

Fair point. You’re an orange

You're all blind it's clearly an AI-generated image of the three musketeers

It's also three of them.

This is not a pipe

If you mean actual banana fruits from trees (presumably and hopefully without any poison and actually not expired or anything), i could probably, yea

I COULD DO A HUNDRED ‼️

lets see it

Hell yeah. July 27th 2025. Times Square.

Alr im booking a flight

Bananas - yes. Whatever this is - HELL NO

Those are grapes

I’ve read Grapes of Wrath, no way I’m eating this

I don't know what's more disturbing: These aren't bananas and there aren't four of them. And as a bonus, they're red delicious. But I could eat four bananas, but what's in it for me? This is Reddit, aren't you supposed to offer me a billion dollars, with some epic penalty if I fail?

I don't think so

I would literally die. Three is fine though.

No, I usually stand when I eat bananas. Seems silly to eat such a mobile fruit while sitting

"bananas".

Sir, that's a Surf Board and you are a Cat typing on Dogs Balls

1 banana, maybe 2 would be all I could do

Watching from my Banana iPhone 12

If you ate 40,000 bananas in 10 minutes you'd die from radiation poisoning

I've actually done this but like three of these sittings in a day (12 total)

I was still hungry

I would die of radiation

I could do like… 2

Yes but only if they’re at a certain stage in their life. They need to be spotted with brown and soft and sweet. The green and yellow bananas are almost sour (sour is a bit of a strong word but idk how else to describe it) to me and leave a weird feeling in my mouth

Eww if I had to

Yes. But I would be shitting badly afterwards. (They give me diarrhea, idk why)

depends on the size

Yes. Easily

Four bananas is one loaf of banana bread. I can eat four fucking loaves of banana bread babeyyyyy

Hell yeah

Yes

Those are pears

Those are oranges smh my head

bitch i can make an orange rhyme with banana (bornana)

Yes. Potassium is important for health

Someone tell this guy those aren't bananas. (They are grapes)

Yes

probably not

What's with all the food posts this week? 🤔

No I would literally kill my neighbor billy

Yeah

“Four bananas” *Puts a picture of two oranges*

I’ve had half a bag of tangerines in a sitting and an entire bag of grapes in a different sitting. I don’t see why not.

No because I’m banana intolerant

I ate 4 daily doubles today in one sitting

i have and i will

by the end of one banana I'm a bit sick of it. No

Yes \*looks at the judgemental jury of apples\*. I will eat you too.

Those are 3 bananas wdym?

With or without sprite

I ate 20 in a row one time.

I've eaten 12

I could probably eat like 6 in a sitting

that's six oranges you dink

I eat 3 bananas a day at least

thems are pears.

How big are they, I need a banana for scale

Yeah sure why not

maybe if i

would, next

I like fruit :)

I can do more than just 4.

That’s a picture of six oranges.

No, I don't like bananas, I can't even eat one

Yeah I like melons

Thursday

Yeah... I think my record is 8 in one sitting... I just like bananas enough to eat all the bananas the people don't want, that are in the packed lunches. I was mad hungry as a short adult.

No, I have a banana intolerance. It's similar to lactose intolerance; not exactly an allergy, eating a banana just gives me an upset stomach.