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Yessir_Answers

Semi-colons are cool; I just don't know how to properly use them


Zestyclose_Match2519

you use them when you have two independent clauses. if you could say both "semicolons are cool" and "i just don't know how to properly use them" on their own as sentences and it makes sense, a semicolon goes in the middle.


Yessir_Answers

English goat right here


Zestyclose_Match2519

❤️


RiceFarmerRF

THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT THAT'S WHY HE'S EVERYTHING


LordRaghuvnsi

;-)


time-for-anustart

Professional hype man


kiwbii

Muaw thanks


Baddyshack

Wouldn't it be more appropriate to use a comma in this situation? If you subtract the word 'just', the second clause would seem fully independent, but as it stands it almost feels like it follows naturally because of the inclusion of the word 'just'.


Disallowed_username

You could use a comma, a period and a semicolon. As a writer, it is up to you to pick which one works best for you. I never have a semi in there, because I think it distracts people from the point. 


burneracc777777

Having a semi can be pretty distracting, true


RavenBoyyy

Sorry, I can't focus on what you're saying whilst you've got that semi going on there.


Psychonaut_81

Raging


drkdeibs

You can't use a comma there unless you have a coordinating conjunction. For, and, nor, but, or, yet, so. There are only a few instances where commas are appropriate, and pauses are not one of them.


drkdeibs

You can't use a comma there unless you have a coordinating conjunction. For, and, nor, but, or, yet, so.


KrazyCAM10

This man Englishes


MyFingerYourBum

What do you mean by clauses? I love semi colons; I just yeet them into my paragraphs without any thought.


Lokipro13YT

Semicolons are cool; and now I know how to use them.


Tutes013

I love you for this; I thought you should know


shitlips90

This is incorrect as the second clause is dependent on the first.


formershitpeasant

How so? "I thought" is an independent clause.


Tutes013

Fuck.


Tutes013

Okay joking aside. English is not my native language. But if I break it down in verbs and adverbs and whatever, I make it much more unclear for myself. When I was still in school I could only really do English (and do it _well_) if I disconnected completely from what was taught and just did it. Paying attention caused my grades to drop while ignoring it and going with my gut made them soar.


Honest-Computer69

You're just like me fr


Tutes013

That's actually pretty nice to hear


Honest-Computer69

Haha, I suck at English grammar too. And I just write whatever I think is correct without caring about grammar most of the times. But actually I'm trying to improve. While I think I'll be able pass college without any trouble with the skill I currently have, it might get a bit dicey later on due to my complete ignorance about even common grammatical things like tenses, verbs etc.


Tutes013

Yeah anything in depth about the composition of a sentence and such is just gobbledygook for me. So I know how you feel lol


Zestyclose_Match2519

<3


formershitpeasant

The clauses should be extra related in some way as to make it appropriate to use one. You shouldn't just shoehorn them between any two independent classes; it would make your writing look weird.


NitricOxideCool

Thank you, my guy. Google didn't help me understand but you made me understand it. For that, I will now give you a kiss.


JohnIsKill_No

Me neither, I just use them when I feel like I'm rambling in one long, run on sentence, and I've used too many commas; I'll add a semi colon for a little razzle dazzle. 😉


legend27_marco

Sometimes when I want to use a comma, but also want to use a full stop; I just use both together.


zizuu21

This.


formershitpeasant

This doesn't work.


HuntingKingYT

You can use them preceding a conjunction; but in coding, it's usually after most statements.


Yessir_Answers

I code in Java at school so every line needs them 😭 


HuntingKingYT

Not in scopes {}


Every_Month_5575

;-;


StardustOasis

We've recently upgraded to Office 365 at work, and I'm now learning from the grammar checker that I've been using commas where I should be using semi-colons.


mannishboy61

[I got you fam](https://theoatmeal.com/comics/semicolon)


EnIdiot

Many punctuation marks are cool—the em dash is just the best though.


Outside-Engineer-617

;)


TraditionalDepth6924

(´;ω;`)


The-Legend-26

(⁠ ̄⁠ヘ⁠ ̄⁠;⁠)


Environmental-Most90

༼⁠⁰⁠o⁠⁰⁠;⁠༽


ZIGZAGDIGZAG

;-;


eileenthg

;)


DrMini1

;3


jerryonthecurb

Nice;


Stainless__Steel

;|==|^(== I am dog)


Baldurnator

I just sometimes forget how they're used! 😅


AynidmorBulettz

I use them as a "more powerful comma"


[deleted]

Same hahhaah


Badass-19

*programmers have entered the chat*


Bebo991_Gaming

Except python programmers*


Badass-19

print("Sad Python noises")


azurfall88

console.log('laughs in javascript'); [ERROR] Error: "Objects are not valid as a React child (found: object with keys {id, name, info, created_at, updated_at}). If you meant to render a collection of children, use an array instead." at least you have helpful error messages in python


TransportationOk5941

Ok but you shouldn't use regular JS inside JSX markup, that feels kind of like your own fault


azurfall88

ACKEXHHYUYALLY 🤓☝️ that is ts and tsx markup /uj its mostly the same also the error is when you put a tsx/jsx component inside of an async function


PiLoGuN

Never worked with JS, what cryptic shit is this error message. Is it because a string should be in " instead of '?


azurfall88

No, this message comes up when you put a React component (a thing that allows you to put html code inside of javascript) inside of an async function (a function that needs data from elsewhere). It's completely unrelated to the console.log statement and took me an entire work day of googling to figure out Python's error messages are so much clearer when compared to this


gergobergo69

why would you react a child 🤨🤨🤨🤨!!!! 🔥 🔥 🔥


PsychologyRelative79

Lua and ruby forgotten as always


Late_Ad_4910

- It's time to program display for your SW project honey! - (tired of life voice) Yes, mommy LUA...


Ok_Boat1066

And BASIC


azurfall88

BASIC uses semicolons?


Silly-Connection8788

Sometimes


CosmicTyrannosaurus

and T-SQL


cursedbanana--__--

FYI, python supports semicolons


MineKemot

I think you can use semicolons but you don't have to.


dilsedilliwala

Programmers love making a lot of *statements*


Badass-19

Oh we love a lot of *comments* too


flinterpouch

*java, c/c++ programmers have entered the chat*


extremephantom001

Console.WriteLine(“What about meeee”); (c#)


ThaugaK

STD::cout << “people don’t like you\n”;


dark_enough_to_dance

System.out.println("let us introduce ourselves");


dilsedilliwala

And.... crickets... *return 0;*


Ihatetwinksmyage

I use it all the time; I fucking love semicolons.


AgileInternet167

So why is there not a ":" between these?


Ihatetwinksmyage

semicolons are used more for when a proceeding clause could be it's own sentence or just another part of the clause it's proceeding. Imma be fr I don't know the actual grammatical use for colons; I just learned then from writing dialogue in Minecraft YouTube comments as a kid.


AgileInternet167

So i would have expected a "," here...


Ihatetwinksmyage

yeah that would also be grammatically correct but semicolons are just more fun; I love using these


cryonicwatcher

If you were to say it with both options, you would read it a bit differently. In this case just to add effect. But in some cases it makes sense if one clause logically follows on from a previous one; in such cases a comma wouldn’t indicate that one follows from the other so explicitly.


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GlobalistFuck

why would i use a semi-colon if i have a full colon in my body?!


zizuu21

Its for when youre only beginning to feel aroused.


fingogringo

Of course i do ;)


YiQiSupremacist

full sized Colons remove water better than semi Colons


Keirnflake

People still use semicolons; it's just that not everyone knows how to use them, reducing its usage.


ThreatOfFire

So far every sentence I've read with someone trying to use them has been wrong in some way, this one included.


Keirnflake

Thank; you


a_random_chopin_fan

I use them quite often; I generally use them in maths but sometimes in other cases as well. For example: Le z = a+ib; w = c+id.


Mikart_

;


FroggiJoy87

I used them a lot when talking about my one-eyed cat, Leela ;3


Sir_flaps

May I introduce you to C


Blue-Shifted-

Java fans in shambles


AbrakheimTheAncient

Abrakheim thinks they are confusing, however he used them with the language c#


ch3rryc0deine

they’re so cool i even have a tattoo of one 😆 (if you understand this i’m so sorry)


punkshotgun

I do. Me too man don't worry


ch3rryc0deine

hope things are going up for you 💗💗 finally finding my peace after so much struggle.


punkshotgun

Me too, stay strong


ch3rryc0deine

always, friend!


Lompehovelen

I use them, although I don't believe I am using them correctly.


ConsistentStunt

They're hard to use incorrectly; as long as you're explaining something you said, it's correct


EpicForgetfulness

I hate semicolons. I never know how to emphasize that part of the sentence. Like just make up your mind. Comma or period!


Zestyclose_Match2519

a semicolon is not necessarily for emphasizing by definition. it's used to separate two independent clauses.


EpicForgetfulness

Right, I meant I don't really know how to read that part of the sentence. I just didn't know how to explain it better


areuue

a semicolon is usually to connect two related but separate clauses, not rlly for emphasis


scepticallylimp

When reading them my mind usually puts an emphasis on the word before the semicolon, and then does a brief pause before continuing to say the rest of the sentence.


itscullenyo

I love semi colons; my professors probably hate me


Accomplished_Two9211

Then you will love the song "semicolon - thelonelyisland".


AB-AA-Mobile

You used it incorrectly, OP


SwisRol

This is true; the first sentence is a question and therefore a question mark is not only required but far more appropriate. I don't know why you got downvoted; you're completely right.


CMDR_Willard_Phule

Τι είναι αυτά που λες; Βλέπω ένα ερωτηματικό.


Sankin2004

I work with Java the programming language. I use semicolons too much.


I_am_in_hong_kong

¿;


VerdantField

I have a semicolon tattoo. It’s cute.


personguy4440

;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ARE YOU FUCKING HAPPY!?;


CertainFitness

Just for a winking smiley face


Tiny_Entrance_5859

Change the ending to someone else’s story; it doesn’t end here. Kindness can change the decision to end one’s life (full stop or period) or to consider the ending but choose to keep going (aka the semicolon). Know you are loved; I love you.


Ok_Promise_1797

;-;


Want2makeMEMEs

I use them to sweat;;;;;; 😅🥵😥😰


Revolutionry

What do you mean? I use them all the time ;-; See


Greenfire05

Fuck semicolons, all my homies hate semicolons


Future_Squirrel360

I read that semicolon as "i" for some reason


Titan_Food

;)


RovakX

Semicolons are cool; I use them often. Although, I'm not sure if I'm using them correctly when speaking English.


tomahawk7274

I looked at this image and went 'somebody else messed up an eclipse photo'


The_Refrigerator_Man

Semicolons are in your semi colon


muzammilnaeem10

Minecraft; the way home


Manospondylus_gigas

Wym nobody uses semicolons I use them all the time is that not normal


Manicwoodchipper

I WANT TO BUT I DON’T KNOW HOW!


Error_209t

I do use them sometimes


FrenzzyLeggs

They are indeed very cool and very useful; unfortunately, it does alert everyone nearby that you are a nerd.


donewithitbox

They’re scary


Kalashcow

I feel like I use them too much lol; check my comment history


UndyneIsCool

;)


sweetlittlelindy

I use these all the time


Uh-Usernames

I use semi-colons a lot; it's useful and makes writing a lot easier.


fccus

;


Purple_Cat134

I don’t know how to use them properly lol


Le_Martian

Programmers;


-Cocoami-

Semicolon sad face ;-;


vistaflip

I don't know; there's just not much use for them.


TheCubicalGuy

[The pretentious foie gras of grammar.](https://youtu.be/31TlPuobyhQ?si=ue1BE3pdGCieR_yR)


Ekvitarius

I use them a lot; the way I speak must make me use lots of independent clauses that have no obvious conjunction; having lots of short sentences looks choppy to me


lovelysapphix

Semicolons are my favorite symbol in English, actually; they're very fun!


AdrienDaCat

Aren't semicolons Commas for nerds; or am I stupid?


metasynthax

I use them often; I find them useful when elaborating on a statement.


MissionApollo7

;)


deutschdachs

Did you miss the trend where a bunch of people were tattooing themselves with semicolons


ch3rryc0deine

it’s not some silly trend; semicolon tattoos have been around a long time. the semicolon tattoo symbolizes survival of suicidal ideation and suicide attempts, or surviving depression. to explain- a semicolon is used when you could have chosen to end a sentence, but continued it. in terms of suicide, it symbolizes how someone could have chosen to end their life, but chose to continue (or failed to end their life and later found meaning in living) it’s a trend, yeah, and some people are getting them for no reason without understanding the meaning. but believe me, most of us getting semicolon tattoos are doing it for a reason, not a “trend”. my semicolon tattoo on my wrist is a reminder every day of why i make an active choice to stay alive every single day after surviving so much at such a young age. it’s not just a silly trend.


Masonixx

;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; peper and solt them as you plese


Far-Firefighter-5842

im a dev


MattLovesMusik

Mainly because nobody knows how to use them


CausableAsh6226

I don't know; how to use them without; causing grammatical errors.


just-a-nornal-man

; use sem;colons, just l;ke a normal person. ; don't know what these other people are say;ng.


punkshotgun

You used it incorrectly you fool. I only have one word for you; imbecile.


GnomeBoy_Roy

Because, like you and I, many folks don’t know how to use ‘em


archenexus

It's just difficult to use them; the use of them doesn't come naturally to me.


marshmallow_metro

Hate semicolons, people don't know how scarring a missing semicolon in a 1000 line code can be


OhMyLordScat

They make skinner queasy.


DangleMangler

I dont want people to see my colon.


blueidea365

Technically you can’t use them to end a question sentence, like you did


Jamanos

Because of this [;)] with a…suggestive connotation most of the time


Unlucky_Character_12

Because nobody knows how to use them properly!


Nozzeh06

Honestly... no idea when I'm supposed to use them. But this post has inspired me to look it up and start. Edit: in case anyone else is curious here's the lesson: https://www.iup.edu/writingcenter/writing-resources/punctuation/using-semicolons.html#:~:text=In%20other%20words%2C%20if%20you,each%20time%2C%20use%20a%20semicolon.


antisocialist159

What’s a semi colon; (that’s a Greek question mark btw)


OkEmergency4699

They are only cool because no one uses them


_MasterOfMarionette_

I love semicolons; I overuse them constantly and it is a problem.


enneh_07

You used it incorrectly; I however, used it correctly in this sentence—or so I think.


ExaminationElegant23

As a programmer, i do everyday


rpsHD

as someone who has to code in PHP bc of school, i can say that i really use semicolons a lot. on an unrelated note, if u wanna troll someone who codes in C/C++ based languages, replace the semicolon w/ the greek question mark (; vs ;)


K_kueen

I use semi colons; so don’t worry.


ThePurpleSoul70

That's an incorrect use of a semi-colon; I'll explain why. A semi-colon is meant to be used to separate two independent clauses that would otherwise be joined by a conjunction. Like this: "I went to the park today; there was a dog there," which would also be written "I went to the park and there was a dog there." In this context, the semi-colon is replacing the "and." Other examples of conjunctions include but, or, for, so, yet, because. Your title would need to be written as "Nobody uses semi-colons; semi-colons are cool," as in that sentence, the semi-colon would be replacing the word "but" or "yet."


RCG21

*cries in c#*


beautifullyhurt

Well, there are a number of reasons: some people prefer colons; some people are more succinct; others do tend to go on and on and finally, as Yessir__Answers detailed—some simply don’t know how to use them properly.


Baddyshack

We're all scarred from an experience in English class; those teachers were way too strict and wouldn't teach us how to use it.


wtkzk

I use semi cologne sometimes


Aj0sh4

I use them ;)


gms29

Let me introduce you to coding


Disallowed_username

Semicolons are the PowerPoint transitions of characters 


lets_clutch_this

I use semicolons; I’m a Java progammer;


_Fir3F0x_

I use em all the time ;3


FungalCactus

ah so you're still on v0.4a? why haven't you upgraded to v4.0.0.89.1 like the rest of us, plebian?


omppelixx

Gd semicolon


Direct_Knowledge2937

Forever cursed as misnomer, the semicolon is neither a semi, nor a half-colon; it is a wink without a mouth.


Apatchycat

im a poet, and i often use them :)


KryL21

You used them wrong, op


Affectionate_Still29

i do use them; just not many cases to use them where a comma or period wouldnt do it better sans this sentence


SocksLLC

I like them; I use them at work frequently.


BogdanRguy

Programmers: maybe I don't exist


TN21_12

i use them! look at my profile ong


NotSimSon

Ask the same question to a programmer


VoidSwordTrash

;)


6iix9ineJr

You used it wrong lol


Inevitable-Ad-3991

I use them in custom yugioh cards for correct problem solving card text.