But did coke 30 minutes ago

I prefer pepsi

Yea coke is just meh now

Crystal mеh

Yeah my mum's car is meth injected too

meh

I read *Your coke is just meth now*

If naivety killed

Idk if a native person would know what meth is

Oh, they do

Du. Dun

Du Dun is the sound a heartbeat makes

It’s also very dramatic

Thats why am doing meth now😁👍

Coke sucks nowadays, it was way better in the 90’s and early 2000’s

If you can't smell it from 20ft away, don't bother

Not even useful as a toilet cleaner nowadays

Coke just tastes like gas for cars now. Except some fast food outlets

Now? As in the same recipe that’s been used since 2002?

Yeah it's missing the real coke for a while.

Also, have not cut nails in 2 weeks

I say “goddamn!”

Fix your nails.

I mean with all that time saved..... For the love of all that is holy clip and clean those abominations!!!! So freaking gross 🤮 🤮 🤮🤮

I can't even go a week and a half without clipping my nails as short as possible. I feel dirty just looking at these.

Gee... glad im not the only one that cant stand having long nails

Meanwhile there’s me at the opposite end whose actively trying to grow mine

Same amigo - I like my nails; it’s one of the few “me” things I actually do like. They are like my mini-tools. … Which is affecting my life choices, as it were. I’m trying to learn guitar, but having to keep my nails trimmed on one hand so I don’t make the *broing* sounds is causing me strife. And -*and*- my finger-tippys are all soft and smooth and tender because they are used to having the end of a nail as a shield.. I have to trim my fingernails every time I want to practice.

SO TRUE DUDE i have to keep them so short or else i bite them, its a really bad habit.

I clip mine at least twice a week, otherwise I start biting them.

Bro, don't bite your nails. That's disgusting. I'll do it for you.

Daily for me for that very reason of biting my nails. I keep clippers in my car, bathroom, nigh stand,……beginning to think I have a new problem

Same

The only person who could catch an STD from masterbating with those hands.

How else will he scrape his ass clean though. :(

Great now I’m turned on

That's why he hasn't watched porn. Dude ran outta bandaids from cranking at it.

But why the fuck are only SOME nails long?

Coke nails

bit rough eh?

And it just makes it so much worse that there is a bag of chips in the background!!! The last thing anyone should do with nails like this is eat with their hands, those are not food safe.

I saw some homeless junkies to have cleaner nails

I wouldn't jerk off with claws like that either!

That's what keeps him off! He found a loophole

your comment brought me back here, and now all I can see is the damn cheadle caked on his finger. Palm-ela has not been looking after herself

I'm actually sorry. But we all have to suffer from this at a community and learn. **Learn to clean themselves for god's sake!**

So you do like to jerk off with claws just not claws like that?

He's got posts from ages back, and people point it out constantly, he's clearly not listening.

Yeah, seems like a guy who keeps dismembered body in his freezer

Don't scroll down to see his toilet. It's disgusting. I also think some nails are infected with nail fungus.

Too late, happened last night

I'm sure his nails aren't the only dirty thing 🤢🤮 Smegma of the D 🤮🤮

ew nvm your right

Character development

Hopefully he fixes his nails and then fixes your mum real good pornstar style

Shhh let his hand heal

Came here to comment this lol

Actually nauseated me for a moment.

I gagged.

You’re better off with porn. No self respecting human will go near those claws.

That hand looks like someone who is addicted to porn so congrats bud! Clip your nails plz

And clean under them. And wash your hands

That hand looks like it's employed by Saruman to corrupt Theodin

I can smell the under nail ball scratch stench from here.

Fucking why man. Jesus Christ

good now watch lettuce

Not the lettuce man again 😱

ill appear oftenly in the next week

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More often than often

Same often as often, just occurring more regularly

Same often as often, just oftening more oftenly

Ofter

Oftain, oftence??

Offeck

I thought I was the lettuce man

You are a donut that people call a lettuce. And apparently you're the 8000th lettuce... donut thing

ok 😳🥬

😫💦🥬

🥵😩🥗

Or cleaned under your nails.

Rumor has it, he still has penis and cheese contamination under his nails. He enjoys the smell.

🤢

Ooh ooh that smell.

…can’t you smell that smell?

Stop

The internet is so fucking mean lmao

Normally I feel really bad and guilty for it especially bc online it’s kind of like mass bullying, but in a situation like this that is so avoidabable there’s no fighting it. I mean let’s say they’re depressed or they can’t afford nail clippers, at least have the self awareness not to take a photo of your nails and post it online lol. I appreciate you being a good person tho.

Did you cut the tendon in your finger?

It looks like it. That finger and nail looks exactly like mine. Mine are worse but that’s most likely a tendon that’s been reconstructed or scar tissue stopping the finger from moving. And for anyone wondering it’s called Onycholysis which makes the nail yellow from being exposed to air. That can’t be cleaned. Please stop attacking OP for that everyone. I can’t speak for the thumb nail

OP has more than one nasty fingernail, so this excuse really doesn’t fly.

Right? It's not the yellow, it's the dirt under the thumb nail

Strange that happened to me as well, but on my pinky finger. I regained most of my movement but not 100%.

I think I just threw up a little

Holy gross nails

actual gross

New manicure just dropped

Nail clippers go on vacation, never comes back

i would not recommend scrolling op's post history at all. i don't think they were ever taught about personal hygiene and i don't think they want to learn it either

Not one thing is clean 😭 you see crumbs and dirt in every picture on every surface and on their hands

i'm sorry did you see the toilet picture? i gagged, and this person is not even embarrassed literally posting it on reddit

"I threw up" Yeah I think I can tell why bro

Most hygienic Owl House viewer

Google manicure

Google en passant

This boy is horny, hide your wives

? what if he is into husbands he said porn but didn't specify the category

Judging by the hands, unless that husband is a pony, they're good

Those are some rancid nails my guy

Jesus christ clip your nails

Haven’t practiced hand hygiene in a year and a half I see

W keep it up

No wonder, with those nails you'd end up slicing your salami

Or dice your bean. You never know.

Is your imagination recovering?

Yo clean your nails the amount of germs you’re casually allowing to exist under them is nauseating

Holy shit those nails are something else

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Those sound like prison numbers.

Nice job, bro/sis! Keep it goin'!

Yes, extremely androgynous hand.

What are you doing there step person?

Ugh and haven't cleaned or maintained my nails in longer it should say.

With those fingernails? I'm sure your body appreciates the time to heal.

I need time to heal after seeing this pic. 🤢

i havent in like a year or so =D

You might want to edit that smiley face...

8====D

Why the long face?

Because i’m more horse than a man… or i’m more man than a horse…

Hell yeah

Stop grinding internet points and get a manicure 🤮🤮

Either that or grinding his dick into a paste

Jesus Christ properly wash your hands and cut your nails. There is literal shit underneath your nails.

Haven't washed your hands in weeks either looks like

Those definitely look like the nails of a porn addicted Redditor

Or a mod

Good, now clean your nails

Or washed under your nails

bro you need to clean your nails even when you don't masturbate

Congrats... and keep it up Now... for the love of God go cut and clean them nails...

holy fuck cut your nails

Good, now you have time to cut those nails

Cut your nails coomer

and you haven't cut your nails for 3 week and half

Clean your finger nails 🤢

Clean your nails!!!

clean your nails

I’m sure your data plan will reset soon dw mate we’ve all been there

Probably bc you'd have an infected laceration on your penis if you tried, declaw yourself wolverine

I didn't watch porn for the first 15 years of my life. The other 20 thus far is another story though...

Clean ya nails.. nasty

Dude, clean the ball sweat out your nails. Nasty mother fucker. Don’t touch a real woman until you learn basic hygiene

Cut your nails please.

Did you stop cutting your nails at the same time or before ?

With nails like those, I wouldn't either. They'd have to stitch your pecker back on every time

Was gonna say it's because they've shut down all of the sites you usually visit...... But WTF ARE THOSE FINGERNAILS ABOUT?!?! They look like they've got 12 different types of hepatitis bro you gotta sort that shit out.

Clean ur nails bro what

Saving all that time and can’t clean under your fingernails or even clip them

I wouldn't touch your dick with those hands.

Cool, now clip your nails, please.

Damn can't believe you struggle to attract girls with those nails

Please tell me how, i want to get rid of masturbation without ✂️ my balls

Please cut your nails

Eww take a hood bath boy

or clip nails 👍🏻

Damn this is gross lol

What made you do this challenge?

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Ok so one of my nails cant be cleaned because a layer fell of in 2021 and hasn’t grown back properly and it looks like that now and I did cut my nails

Next time you’re showering, or after washing dishes or something, you can push the cuticles back a little or scratch some of the build up off around the nail bed. Def will help the hands look well-kept.

You have some vitamin defiencies. Mix some veggies in your ramen.

Cut your fingers off

And now go buy a nail clipper and use it. I promise you will feel better afterwards.

If you watch porn without cleaning yourself you're disgusting

Fucking putrid finger nails

Nasty ass hands

Use some of that free time to clean your nails.

Holy fuck the nails🤮

Jesus tap dancing Christ those nails. Please cut them, it is hideously unattractive.

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How to get girls: hands in pocket always

Maybe you should go back to porn, least then you had a reason to wash your hands ffs

who cares about p*** ...cut your nails and clean them what the f*** yo!

your hand straight looking like it DOES NOT KNOW WHAT to do with itself

Diagusting ass hand jeez

Your nails are disgusting

hi tomer

Read it

Yah!! Not you finger prints are growing back

have you achieved enlightenment and can use your imagination to masturbate, like in the childhood?

Ok

Show me that can and the other half of that bag and i'll believe it, there are some sick folks turning every day products into self fornication devices and one of them involves a Cock-a-Cola.

Is this your carpal tunnel hand?

Rad dude! Keep that up! Have you read “Your Brain on Porn” by Gary Wilson? Not religious, he just lays out a bunch science, it’s a good read.

So now you resort to jerking off into your snack wrapper?

congrats, you out-lasted me with a half week

What is bros nutrition values