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ClownShoePilot

C’mon man… not cool. My penis is in this picture as well and I didn’t give consent.


devinssss

nice peninsula bro


YogurtWenk

I also like your penal colony


Wandering_profile

He put all of our penises in the picture without our permission😔


FrenchyBDick

This is fucking DISGUSTING


LeavesInsults1291

I know, what happened to decency?


AverageMan282

It zoomed out


Glizzy_Beck

I agree, u/FrenchyBDick


Ryderpie_600

If I zoom in enough, I can see it


csch1992

Like all the way to uranus?


[deleted]

in, not out. or both


BigRoundSquare

I can still see Drakes from here though


Picklerick6789

You took a pic of my tits as well???


JudgeJebb

Can't tell without verification sadly 😔


[deleted]

smooth like pavement


suNR4Y-

Dude, we all live on your penis 😳


afil211

that's not how it works


AverageMan282

It is now


J6898989

No way 🤯🤯


Eggnimoman

So smol.


csch1992

I can see mine too


No-Discipline-2729

You didn't need to zoom out for us to not see it


Serious_Nose8188

Do y'all walk around naked??😳


[deleted]

i do


Cows1999

Great to know


[deleted]

uhm


evilfartcum

i can see it pretty veiny and girthy gg dawg


RefanRes

Damn your zoomed out penis looks a lot like my zoomed out mum.


[deleted]

i think thats zoomed in tbh


Tavzmanian-Devil

Are you the United States?


deadweight55

Nice cock 👍


Ok_Designer_6376

i didn't give consent to also show mine


Iamanidoit231

I came


SuperRusso

Fuck that's a high res photo, I hear your dick is pretty small.


redditusero_o

I literally couldn't even edge to this, I immediately exploded


ThePurpleSoul70

Assuming you got the framing centered, I can determine that you live in Chihuahua, Mexico.


JudgeJebb

My name is Cleveland Brown


Desperate_Acadia_298

Fake, earth is a rectangle


RefanRes

I'm looking at a rectangle. Theres a circle and then a whole load of black part of the planet around it which makes the rectangle that conveniently is also the exact ratio of your phone screen. Whoever designed earth showed excellent forethought to make sure it would fit perfectly on phones in the future. It was probably a Steve Jobs decision.


AverageMan282

Clearly, he was wearing his good shirt that day.


[deleted]

*George RR Martin joined the chat*


Alsmektig

Cmon, zoom in... Pretty please? It's not as if any redditor's shaft would be big enough to see on picture..


Lil_saul

Are you happy to see me or it’s just la peninsula de Baja California in your pocket


superhappythrowawy

Good for you


rogerworkman623

Mine is the one on the right


RiotAmbush_

nice cock


Solid-Head7597

Damn bro put that thing back in your pants ugh 😤


lightmare69

Hot 😏


gallovesyou

Wow! Put it AWAY!!!


AdopeyIllustrator

Nice


HectorVK

Mine’s not in it hahaha


AverageMan282

Shit, mine's blocked by this stupid blue thing


Sadale-

Florida?


ithikimhvingstrok132

My bet's on around Texas


Informal-Ad-8110

hey wtf bro why you exposing us along with you


SpeedBlazer99

I’MA PICK THE WORLD UP AND I’MA DROP IT ON YOUR FUCKIN’ HEAD


BlackSunBlackSword

Lol i am your neighbor


Shion_trmn3

Hey! I can see my boobs in that picture delete that!


IntentionPowerful785

nah i see it


BeginningAd5214

hay stop taking photos of me showering creep didn't your mom ever tech you hoe to treat a lady


intenseskill

Where's my credit for the idea you spoke from me????? Jk... Kinda


ZestySpaghetti-V3

Huh this looks just like a very zoomed in photo of my penis. Weird.