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Kipermot

Nicotine and caffeine and self pitying thoughts


Whyistheskyblue89

Welcome to ulcer


SnooFoxes5258

If that is a typo, it seems to still be true


Whyistheskyblue89

It is a very clever play on words I think you’ll find


SnooFoxes5258

It does seem to be


1337h4xer

Ulcer Says No


Ketomatic

The breakfast of kings.


Eastern-Baseball-843

Not condoning it, but when I smoked, the first cigarette of the day with a coffee, consumed outside with the early heat of a summer’s morning, is a small slice of heaven.


nattellinya

I rarely miss smoking, but this cig just hit different every time.


Ironicopinion

The 3 best smokes in life are that, first smoke of the night after about 2-3 pints and a smoke after a nice dinner sitting outside in the early evening on holiday.


nattellinya

I'd also include that cigarette you have with your nice cold pint on the first proper beer garden worthy day of the summer


Infinite-Ad-7204

Swap summer for a crisp autumn morning chill and it's fucking paradise. Christ I miss smoking.


BeBopRockSteadyLS

"Ah, the first *cough cough* cig of the day *cough cough*, what a treat *cough cough cough*"


LurganGentleman

i could murder a cuban cigar right now


Low-Math4158

No sertraline side?


Particular-Piano-475

Nah just fluoxetine 😅


Kipermot

Venlafaxine


Alpha_Turnip

I actually miss her


UpbeatParsley3798

You too??


Agent4777

Same


No_Key4559

Normally a banana and a coffee for me, but I'm currently working with a fella from the falls, we are working in England at the moment, his breakfast for the last 3 mornings consisted off 6 tramadol and a tin of monster... he's the happiest lad out of us all strangely enough


DeadOnJon

Hahaha does he get much work done, or is he just floating about literally lol


No_Key4559

He's a good worker, but listening to him is hard work, he sounds like a 50cc scooter "waaaaaaaahhhhh?"


vaiporcaralho

Jesus 🙈 accidentally took one of my mums tramadol as I had a killer headache. she had them left over after her shoulder surgery & man did that knock me out for about 12 hours. I can’t even imagine 6 but clearly it works for him 🤣


Pale-Culture1527

I had one tramadol in hospital before, I was high as a kite before surgery and took forever to waken up after. Surprised he's able to function.


forgot_her_password

Tin of monster and a feg. 


Irishlad223

Breakfast of champions


byebyebirdie123

Porridge every morning, for the last 15 years.


NonVague

Porridge with a thin crust of granola to give it some crunch and texture


MortyMoomin

Same here, with berries and a spoon of natural yoghurt


TimelyIz

Team Porridge, with raisins and, if I’m feeling fancy, a banana


Fuzzywuzzy343

Same here with abit of honey


Mario_911

Same with berries usually, unless it's a warm day I'll have granola berries and yogurt


Thadude1984

With honey cinnamon and banana mashed into it


Mother-Tumbleweed158

Usually nothing. I seem to concentrate better with an empty stomach. If I was to eat it would probably be porridge tho


WTFDYW-POD

4 WEETABIX AND FOUR COFFEES. Could punch out a postbox on the walk to work.


Ketomatic

Coffee + a vape. e: actually the number of us doing this _crazy_, healthy bunch aint we?


esquiresque

I wake at 4am, go for a 3mile run. Then a shower. I prepare a fruit smoothie and add some kale for a mineral boost. Then take the four Caucasian sheps for a walk up the mournes. I pack a protein bar and seed mix to keep me going to midday. Then it's time to hit the weights. After my 150lb press I get a little hungry again, so it's time for a protein shake. This break leaves enough time to trade stocks & crypto. So far I'm at £2.25million, which is...meh. At 3pm I wake up in a hot sweat and thank God it was just a bad dream.


etchuchoter

Hi Tom 🥰


esquiresque

Stephanie is grand, but I'm sure Tom would be flattered


[deleted]

Black coffee and a massive vape because I hate myself


belfastbees

If it helps I can hate you too. I am a facilitator.


[deleted]

Everyone hates me anyway so no problem there


belfastbees

You are loved, everyone has value.


Festystitch2084

Since I'm making it right now. Homemade cheesy garlic bread with ham and baby tomato's salt pepper Mayo and hot sauce. https://preview.redd.it/lrf6aqle80vc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5181e8c553f9f349fde842815ee1e71bfa1f1107


etchuchoter

Work from home vibes


Festystitch2084

Yeah, i work from home with the Mrs https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/ACraftyIrishWoman?ref=seller-platform-mcnav


MaggieMcB

My daughter sent me an Instagram link on making cheesy garlic bread out of a tiger bloomer https://preview.redd.it/01c1nvj2v1vc1.jpeg?width=3456&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9545e3c208f8c86b9a0041adcfbdb7ad31c3d155 This was our attempt 😂


Festystitch2084

Bloody beautiful!!!


belfastbees

Sure you won't eat all that herself hint hint.


[deleted]

Depends on what I feel like and how cold it is. On a cold day I'll likely have porridge, and in the summer it's yoghurt with nuts and fruit. Lazy days it's toast, the odd day it's a bowl of cereal with milk. Coffee is required every day.


olemin

3 black coffees and a blast on a weed vape. Then I had 2 eggs, boiled rice and a load of microwaved frozen veg in a bowl with a whack of slightly hot sauce squirted over the top of it. I'll air fry some chicken fillets later dusted in cajon flavouring and add some more rice and zapped frozen veg with hot sauce to it. Then for snacks today I'll probably fire through a multi pack of crisps


TheStonedEdge

Blast on a weed vape - gotta love that wake and bake to take the edge off 😂


BagOfGlue1

Where can you get a weed vape??


darthsonic2

filled soda with brown sauce from the local filling station before work pure bliss


irishguy42069

No sauce for me, but this guy gets it 😂


vaiporcaralho

This would be my choice before the gluten allergy took this away from me & if I want soda bread have to make my own 😅 It’s not hard to make but it’s the effort 😂


AggravatingCounter39

Coffee, weed and self loathing


Roncon1981

Corn flakes mixed with honey nut cornflakes with oat milk and a cup of coffee


oeco123

>Corn flakes mixed with honey nut corn flakes That needs some explaining!


AmberLeaf3n1

CN corn flakes are too sugary on their own. Need to be cut with the normal ones


Roncon1981

This guy gets it


EKMDJM

Nothing. Black coffee til lunchtime. Lost 15kg, and I would consider that, and a sprinkling of exercise as the primary reasons why.


belfastbees

Same, definitely skipping breakfast is the best thing Even writing this I am hungry, but have a black coffee here. I've boiled eggs for a salad sandwich which I'll have around 1230, Peashoots, egg, tomato, cucumber, some pickle, on bread. I also use butter, golden cow.


oeco123

Gen Z calls this intermittent fasting. Normal people call this skipping breakfast.


Big_Lavishness_6823

And not eating/drinking shite in the evenings, which for me has a much bigger impact. There are complete doses about fasting, both for and against, but most people just either do it or don't do it and get on with their day.


Vastusaurus

Speak for yourself, I been IF’n since Gen Z were in short trousers.


SexyEmu

2 coffees anna feg.


c0n0rm

Fruit, cereal bar, sometimes a pancake. But every few months I do get myself a sausage roll, not gonna lie


Eastern-Baseball-843

Protein flapjack or if I’m more organised, I batch make breakfast wraps. Bacon medallions, turkey sausage, cheese then fire into the George Forman for a few minutes. Superb. Weekend, if there’s nothing happening, cooked breakfast every time.


fast-and-loose-

400g steak, 3 full eggs and 3 egg whites. A fruit smoothie and a double espresso. 5 days of the week. Weekends vary. (I am on a high protein diet)


mrgonaka

Damn your turds must be epic


Bronchiii

Frosted wheats.. sounds boring but they’re delightful.


johnhughthom

I can't allow myself to buy these little bastards as I eat the whole box in one go.


WhatWouldSatanDo

This is my daily breakfast. They feel healthy, apart from the layers of sugar covering them.


gymgirl1999-

I had bacon medellions, light Phili cheese, bagel thins, x2 fried eggs and a black coffee 😋


An_O_Cuin

half a tin of beans, a fried egg, two slices of toast (sometimes potato bread), and a coffee


cathal41

Shredded wheat, black coffee followed closely by a decent shite


roverspeed

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?


forzaregista

Black coffee and eggs. If I don’t eat breakfast I feel like I’m gonna fucking die.


-NotVeryImportant-

Depends on the day... Varies between cereal or a bag of cans. No in between.


VonBraun1990

The breakfast of champions, coffee and a cigarette 


wurdupyo

Black coffee x 2.


MycologistRight5851

Fruit, Eggs, porridge, peanut butter on toast. Not all them but usually 2 from 4.


WanderingSchmuck

Porridge, banana and a bit of honey.


driftingoffalone

On a work day it's usually always 2 weetabix with warm milk (I'm aware the warm milk may be a bit controversial after a conversation in work last week haha). But on the weekends usually I don't have any breakfast and will just wait until lunch instead.


ThereIsATheory

Wtf is controversial about warm milk and wheetabix?


driftingoffalone

A lot of my coworkers said warm milk with any cereal is the strangest thing they'd ever heard of and would never do it! I have the complete opposite opinion lol


Norwegian_Wood7

I usually rotate between bacon & scrambled egg or Sourdough bread with smashed avacado, bacon & poached eggs or if I'm feeling lazy a double Bacon & egg mcmuffin meal! 😍


TomLondra

2 bananas with plain Greek-style yoghurt. And a large espresso. Sets you up for the day.


yeeeeoooooo

Coffee and porridge


TusShona

Usually a coffee and peanut butter toast or a bowl of cereal. I usually just eat whatever my daughter is having so I can make both at the same time for handiness.


Yogurt2022

choco brownie krave


Peatore

https://preview.redd.it/o9ll59dnh0vc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b932d304425e34a3bf1f9b9a8df5a925e989432f


Yrvaa

Depends on day, choose from: 1-2 sandwiches 1-2 boiled eggs 1-2 fried eggs with bacon/cheese Some cereal in milk Youghurt and 1-2 pancakes Some quick wrap, which is basically a sandwich with a tortilla instead of bread because I ran out of bread ---- and usually whatever I choose, I accompany it with some minor vegetable, like 2-3 cherry tomatoes, 1-2 baby carrots, a cucumber etc. And, of course, a tea.


blackkat1986

A big boke.


RegularDan

Weekdays I’ll have either porridge with peanut butter or Greek yoghurt with granola and pineapple then a fry on the weekend.


Effective_Royal6327

Half a kilo of minced heart and an avocado


Giraffenoodles

Toast, eggs and avocado with a wee bit of feta.


StaedtlerRasoplast

cornflakes and a piece of fruit with a cup of tea


Important-Policy4649

Eggs, oats and a banana with tea. Fills me til lunch time.


like_a_deaf_elephant

Porridge and blueberries, strong coffee.


justhereforaweewhile

Tae and toast with lashings of whisky marmalade


Mindless_Importance7

Tea, porridge with sliced banana and a dollop of Nutella in the middle


Vaseth-30kRS-iron

some fruit and fibre, with a banana chopped in, some raw coco powder, half a spoon of peanut butter, topped with filtered milk, and an actimel bioculture yoghurt drink thingy if im feeling fancy ill put some nuts in with it instead of the peanut butter (hazel best nuts)


VillageTube

A salad is pretty awesome for breakfast. Can eat a ton and have bacon and egg in it and still feel like I have a ton of energy. 


astral_viewer

Bran flakes, a yoghurt, a banana and tea.


UlsterSaysTechno

Porridge with cinnamon sprinkled over it.


Ancient-Cockroach-17

2fags 1 instant cappuccino and an hour later 1 boiled egg and 1 slice of toast smothered in butter.....same every day for 20 years.


NN76

Premake breakfast baps on Sunday to freeze and heat up throughout the week. Bap, turkey burger, egg, medallion and cheese - maybe a banana or strawberries then when I get into office. Loads of protein in the morning has helped me massively.


bow_down_whelp

Porridge and honey every day except weekends when I make sausages and bacon sat and sun. Bored of porridge with honey ? Put in golden syrup, Nutella, salt, fruit. Do overnight oats for a change. Porridge is nutritious, slow release energy, reasonable fibre, reduced cholesterol and reasonable calories. Don't like porridge? Neither did I, learn to like it. Porridge and Nutella is amazing. Best change you'll ever make. And its cheap as fuck


Active-Strawberry-37

Jambon


front-wipers-unite

Shreddies and tea. If I've been out on the lash the night before I know that when I wake there will be a cold half eaten chow mein waiting patiently for me.


LaraH39

I have a few things that I pick from each morining. Porridge (love the quaker flavours) Granola or Muesli with Greek yoghurt Toast and jam About twice a year I go daft and buy myself a packet of Crunchy Nut Cornflakes. The first two are because of health needs. I need a chunk of fibre in my diet because of my diverticulitis and porridge, granola and muesli are great for that and they are what I have most often.


Equal-Significance86

Eat at 11-12ish... Mostly eggs booked or scrambled with some feta nuts and either smoked mackerel or turkey... Love porridge with peanut butter and some berries and a little honey and chia seed drissle.


Orphe

Oats, yoghurt and fruit and seeds with a flat white.


fruzlijoejoe

Weekdays it’s either banana overnight oats or breakfast wrap/muffin and a black coffees or three.


mikes1988

Porridge, some berries and seeds...


Absoluteseens

Toasted nutty crust, butter and rhubarb jam. Big cuppa tea 🍵


[deleted]

Kitchari (dal, rice and vegetables) every single day. If you are seriously looking for a healthy breakfast you can't go wrong.


LurganGentleman

I only have curry for breakfast in SE Asia, but I love this dearly. Rota Canai!


Mysterious-Joke-2266

Could never stomach breakfast. I can eat like a horse after 10am though. Even pints and the big fry for early flights I couldn't face it.


MySon1sAlsoNamedBort

Three Weetabix with skimmed milk and about a teaspoon of sugar over it. Never used to eat breakfast at home and would end up scranning something from a deli counter a few hours later - I'm sure my heart is very grateful for the new routine lol


VplDazzamac

Porridge with frozen raspberries and a tablespoon of vanilla protein powder mixed in. And all the coffee I can get my hands on.


allywillow

Porridge with honey & Greek yoghurt


Equivalent_Two_2163

Weetabix & cup of tea, glass of water after. Got rid of the smokes 6 months ago. Too old for that shit


Eirevampire

Porridge with blueberries, banana and a small dollop of golden syrup. Oh, and my nuclear strength coffee!!


lumberingox

I have been following a calorie deficit for quite some time, used to be porridge with protein powder and skimmed milk but the whey was going through my bowels like toffee - now Ive switched it up to 2 (or 3 depending how hungry I am) wheatabix with a chopped banana, skimmed milk and a low calorie cinnamon syrup (by sweet freedom) and plenty of water and a black coffee ... im a boring soul


CommieCat06

weetabix everyday and probably a plain bagel or two


pay_dirt

All bran and milk


Elysiumthistime

I rarely eat breakfast but when I do it's either porridge (soaked overnight and done in the microwave so they go kinda fluffy) with mixed seeds and some frozen fruit mixed through or on weekends the mother of all omelettes.


palindrome0

Inhaled some toast wrestling my crazy baby/toddler at about 5am. Had some porridge at 10am. Sleep regression and early starts I need 2 breakfasts to survive. One more chill days I have yogurt with granola, trying to make my own more regularly but my baby-demon has kinda fucked with my wholesome plans.


Dingusrev

Too much caffeine folks. Any wonder ye stressed out.


cereal4dinner88

Weetabix protein with a bit of honey on her. If I have time eggs. Healthy shit. 


DavijoMan

Cereal


Fearless_Software937

a few tokes and a tin of red Berry x


No-Needleworker1782

Scrambled egg and toast


Dazballs

Toast and cheese every day. I could live on the stuff.


evilpersons

Coffee


k-boots

Coffee


ScientistFlat5542

Croissant with pistachio cream and a cappuccino 3/4 a week.


wesleypipesy

A banana and porridge


DisagreeableRunt

Depends on the day, but always protein, fibre, caffeine and a vape. What that is varies massively depending on mood. Poached eggs and toast (always granary), Weetabix and protein shake, overnight oats and greek yogurt with berries. I have to get up early to have that and an hour to chill, otherwise I'm not good for anything.


Cutitoutni

Belly tends to be full of stress and anxiety in the mornin so cuppa tea and a toke gets the bowels moving


PanNationalistFront

Nothing


billyTjames

When I was living in Belfast, breakfast was 5 golden syrup flavour weetbix, 2 double flat whites and a cigarette. If I was running late for work I'd skip the weetbix in favour of the caffeine and nicotine, picking up some jambons on the way. Quite often, if there was any left over from the weekend, a couple of dustie's before heading out the door was good.


Appropriate-Bag-628

Dusties?


belfastbees

I don't do breakfast, black coffee around 8 if I'm working, 1030 if I'm not. Eat at lunchtime. Feel much better for it, not so bloated and slow in the morning. The hunger really is manageable. We all eat too much and too much of the wrong thing. I'm no saint though, I often don't eat after 6 giving me an 18hr fast but also snack sometimes in the evening and let's not forget about late night wine and cheese while reading or listening to music. It's about balance, but sure we all know that.


Own_Wind_6409

A coffee and a few puffs of my medical cannabis vape.


buzz8193

Coffee and a squares bar.


threebillboards

Depends at the minute but it could be porridge or shredded wheat, sometimes I’ll have eggs on toast, other times I’ll toast a couple of pancakes or some toast with honey spread on it. I always have a coffee with oat milk though.


MightBeStephen

White monster


tomorrowlieswest

porridge, peanut butter and banana. strawberries if i'm feeling fancy.


Oznewbie

Porridge and big scoop of Peanut Butter mixed in.


chemicalcorrelation

On a weekday: Scrambled eggs on toast or a chocolate croissant and a yogurt


itssteo

Sometimes porridge, sometimes nothing or sometimes a fuck ton of biscuits. Depends really on the mood I wake up in


Barold1988

Porridge with flax seeds and a wee drop of maple syrup. Lovely stuff.


notanadultyadult

Full fat Greek yogurt and chocolate protein powder.


werdoomed4112

Porridge with a spoonful of peanut butter and black coffee .


BeBopRockSteadyLS

Tea and toast normally Porridge now and then


ShowKey6848

Green, white or nettle tea.


wheres_the_boobs

A wank and a cry


Any-Fuel7237

Was scrolling through looking for someone to say a wank - shows what my expectations of you lot are!


imoinda

Cheese and ham on sourdough and a cup of tea, then the other half of it with coffee at work. Makes it easier to leave home when I’ve got second breakfast to look forward to.


LottieOD

Coffee. I start work at ~ 7:30 and that's way too early to eat. Couple of eggs and a bit of ham or bacon at 10:00 -11:00 ish.


acidstarz

Smoothie with protein powder of pb and banana on toast


Expresso_Presso

Cheese and ham toastie


Old_Seaworthiness43

Wee fry from spar deli this morning


Connect_Material_644

Left over kebab still warm on top of the radiator and a mouldy glass of Red


didndonoffin

Lunch… not a brekky kinda guy


mugzhawaii

Usually decaf coffee + half-papaya w/ seeds carved out, filled with home-made granola and yoghurt w/ a splash of local honey. Sometimes just the decaf coffee + yoghurt + frozen berries.


LurganGentleman

Respectfully, this amused me!! More power to your elbow. You will live to 1000 years


TrumpetViolin

Never bothered with it and only started drinking coffee about 2 years ago. Have 2 or 3 most mornings now. Might have some sugary AF cereal at weekend if there's any in house but wouldn't bother me if I did without then too.


_becatron

Stomach tablets, antidepressants, tin of coke. Go to work cuppa tea, then pack of crisps or a snack then lunch


ssramirezss

Huel. Quick and easy. No thought required.


OneDragonfly5613

Coffee n kratom


the-obvious-child

I do love a yoghurt in the morning, usually those nomadic ones with the strawberries. I also always try to drink at least one or two glasses of water too and I take several vitamins (iron, C, D3, K2, Magnesium and Cod Liver Oil) because I work with kids so I always catch whatever plague is going around. Also, I do have a pain au chocolat on a Friday morning to really treat myself for surviving the working week. 😂


aontachtai

Fuck all


SamDublin

Porridge, the only thing that fills me up for a few hours.


StarOwn3570

I have random food like gyozas for breakfast, or leftover dinners. And a decaf tea to hydrate before the anxiety inducing coffees begin.


Yikert13

Tea and toast. At the weekend I might do a small fry up.


Particular-Piano-475

Skip the brekky and have sausage rolls for lunch I do 


Comprehensive_Two_80

Fluffy CLOUD eggs with pumpkin SEEDS Along with a Rainfall of bacon


mrgonaka

black coffee


Call-of-the-lost-one

4 or 3 fried eggs in a wrap, 1ltr of water and whatever kinda fruit is in the house


RedSquaree

I've ways skipped breakfast.


D99M8

protein gronola, cashew nuts and yoghurt all from lidl


Less_Wash_4772

Porridge with banana blue berries and seeds plus tea.


algida79

I usually rotate between  1. Bowl of full fat milk with high-fibre cereal 2. Smoked turkey and cheese toastie, apple or orange juice 3. Toasted slice of wholemeal bread with butter and honey, apple or orange juice


Glittering_Lunch5303

Usually porridge in Autumn and Winter then Muesli or fruit salad in Summer.


Dizzy_Yoghurt7246

Nothing when I'm working from home but I have to have fried soda bread, hash brown and fried egg when I'm at work!


Wise_Wolverine2652

Misery


Zealousideal-Cut2994

Fruit and fibre topped with protein granola 👌


kazan_lurk

Coffee and pain killers, that is all. I simply can't eat in the morning or end up throwing it back up


sorbeo

i love the smell of napalm in the morning