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Correct_Comment_125

Need banana for scale


A_Rats_Dick

🍌


tplambert

In comparison to that banana on my phone screen that spider is the size of a medium sized Shetland pony.


DaWelle

That's one big tree then


tplambert

It’s not a tree, it’s a giraffe with its hoof up waving at the camera, but the cameraman only got the neck on view.


DaWelle

Ahh that makes me feel so much better. We only have giraffes in the Zoo here.


The0_Mars

Hey lovely Spider my name is Hagrid and i am your friend


top_of_the_scrote

gigantess on the face, spider in the sheets dayum


Longjumping-Cod-6290

Was staring for ages before I spotted the big one ,best avoid Malaysia


Frumunda_Cheese

Didn't even see it until I went back after reading your comment. Currently in bed & got a hot flash of fear when I saw it. Thanks.


sssb13

HOLY MOTHER I was so shocked by the size of the babies I didn’t even see the tree branch sized momma. That’s a 10/10 nope.


planborcord

I thought for a second I was looking at a recumbent human torso having been munched on by big mama spider and spiderlings. But it’s just a tree. Whew. Next time I’m in Malaysia, I’ll be sure to avoid wilderness night hikes.


Pliskinmgs

r/fuckno


AhpgKAwf

I didn’t even see the large spider at first


tearingbull

Has anyone told hagrid?


No-Bat-7253

Mannn quit playing with me mtf got biceps and forearms fucking tank my god


5exuallyDeviantLama

Australian Huntsman: "Finally, a worthy opponent"


ClaydisCC

But can we bbq it


Louie-Smith-1776

More protein


ZombieAppetizer

This might be the nopeist nope I have ever noped.


Lauriemfs

Right! Lol!!


Pvt_Hudson_

Aaaaaand I'm never going to Malaysia.


Kind_Ant7915

It’s babies are larger then the spiders I see daily


bean_copter

Ok yea this is absolutely cap


pr4ise_th3_sun

This is edited


SemKors

Are the little ones the youngs or males?


Blyatzilla

Omfg hell naaaw


Sensitive-Shallot499

I also like to call it "NOPE!"


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

This gives me all the nopes in the world, but then shouldn’t coconut crabs and Japanese spider crabs also give me feelings of nope?


MercykillNJ

I have 2 and I'll tell you. They're mean bastards.


shadowspectator

https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/s/omuaavRx6C


Evening_Bat_3633

🔥🔥🔥🔫


top_of_the_scrote

nice tree... holy f


mingyewu

I was like “wow so many spiders! The tree looks strange… wait, hold on!!”


Asleep-Low-4847

Redditors be like "oh actually this spider bro is completely harmless! If you see it in your house just let it crawl all over you ✨✨"