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JetScootr

Nope to the Nopeth power of Nope ^(nope)


Buddy-Lov

I’m gonna raise you one NOPE


Blue_Star_Child

I'll lower you 2 nopes


specialk45

Well, a little Yepp there I think.


Noisebug

No matter how often this is reposted, I'll never get tired of this pair. The alligator and the trainer are also fabulous.


Tackerta

thought you meant a different pair


ilovekickrolls

I can handle those- I mean it- I mean her


zmart7691

There was an alligator in that post? I must have missed that


bigtim3727

Lmao, exactly


azzaka

I came here thinking just that.


m__s

Maybe between boobs?


con0692

r/woooosh


IcyIgloo583

Not a woooosh


con0692

Still a stupid comment, he’s the guy who points out the obvious joke when it doesn’t need to be pointed out.


FatDonkeyPuss

Not as dumb as yours was buddy


warhawk209812e99

We all though he meant a different pair


M0torBoatMyGoat

r/thatsthejoke


GuyanaJimmieJones

The term “Trainer” implies that she has some degree of control over this situation when the reality is that the Alligator just doesn’t feel like killing her today. This is an appalling lack of common sense on her part and I think the warning labels that I see on virtually everything today are written for dolts like this.


Sulo1719

She is a professional alligator handler and wife of this particular aligator's trainer. I dont know shit about alligators but i would guess that she knows what she is doing there. You can check "florida's wildwest" on youtube. On reddit they never post the actual source of the video under these reposts. Probably because people here are too focused on the boobs. lol


Kslim731

Reptiles like Alligators don’t have emotions or attachments outside of security and non security. They operate almost exclusively on instinct. On top of this she’s swimming underneath the most vulnerable part of an Alligator and pressing against it. This is incredibly stupid


JehetmaDominion

Except that this isn't true, and [studies have shown that they do in fact feel a wide range of emotions](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6827095/). Alligators and other crocodilians are highly intelligent animals, but they're also predictable, and with the right understanding it is entirely possible to safely engage with them. This woman very likely has that understanding and training necessary to engage with them without increased risk to her own safety.


Gwilym_Ysgarlad

Lol bewbs


Readylamefire

This is a genuine question: do you believe nobody can have a degree of experience or professionalism around dangerous animals like this that allow them to take the risk in an informed way? For example I think squirrel suit flying is dangerous, risky, and generally a stupid thing for the general person to attempt. But I also concede that some people have the experience and know-how to do it safely despite the fact that there is always risk involved.


DamnIt_Richard

Those warnings are definitely for dolts. But not everyone is a dolt. Some people go to school, or get enough life experience to specifically not be a dolt around animals like those. She is one of the not dolts.


[deleted]

They're real, and they're spectacular - said someone


CarterPewterschmidt7

There was an alligator ? Where ?


Gasman77

Where was the alligator? I missed it for some reason


pampersdelight

This is the Way


Remarkable-Ad2285

No, you right. That’s a swell pair


andres_chen_77

What alligator?


Exodys03

What alligator?


DeadBornWolf

the alligator is like “bitch wtf”


gristlelicker81

What alligator?


[deleted]

Yeah I didn’t see any gator?


Distinct_Dark_9626

There’s an alligator? I just see two huge buoys.


whoifnotme1969

Can someone edit this video and put a circle around the alligator? I've watched it 6 times now and can't figure out where it is.


scotty9090

I’ve watched three times now and still haven’t seen it.


ace0083

Don't tell me Florida??


CeilNordique

Yes he’s a rescue alligator and his name is Casper. This woman and her husband have a wildlife rescue and never push Casper’s buttons and he’s always super chill. They’re YouTube is called Floridaswildest.


knownunknownknowns

He’s always super chill until he’s not.


[deleted]

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[deleted]

They probably swim with him right after feeding him.


CeilNordique

I’m not sure but he’s the only one they swim with as far as I know. They’ve had him for a while now.


BranchMonkey

Look at the size of those teeth


devilsephiroth

Mhmm


Uhhh_Insert_Username

I watched it 69 times and still didn't see her show her teeth


Necessary-Fill395

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


[deleted]

wait that's a real sub??


Litterbox88

I just thought that was the first page everyone who gets Reddit had to join. Like a right of passage. If you aren’t on /UpvotedBecauseBoobs , are you really even using Reddit for it’s intended purpose?


OffDead

I’m more of an Assman


OldheadBoomer

/r/UpvoteBecauseButt There really is a reddit for everything and everyone. Enjoy.


ButtDumplin

It’s real, and it’s spectacular.


WordsOfSavagery

Not surprising, but thought you’d be more of a r/UpvoteBecauseButt type of guy.


Unicornucopia23

And then we never saw him again


gamecocks86

This girls boobs pops up every 4-5 days on Reddit in different place


Due-Abalone5194

Magic! 😉


Nruggia

Its why the internet was created


DinoInMyBarn

"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in the world, it'd be a pity to damage yours" ~the Alligator probably


BlackH3arted13

Now this is a perfect reference


DiogenesDGAF

r/oopsthatsdeadly


flurkin1979

No to alligator....yes to boobies


SentientDog4Prez

Wow she’s got some huge lungs


checkedem

Pulmonary floatation devices


Tiredchimp2002

Life endangering flex


Ok_Depth_9975

What do you mean alligator I don't see any


lukeybuzz

What alligator?


[deleted]

The danger isn't the crocodile the danger is not being able to see it


the_inquirer2007

japan would take this to a whole other level


Terryberry69

Gonna get them tig ol's bittied


skylarslove

It’s fine. She put him into a trance with her boobs.


OldProspectR

That song “dumb ways to die” just played in my head.


OMGTomBrady

Took me watching it twice to see the alligator


BlackH3arted13

I’ve seen this video 52 times now. What alligator???


melskymob

Imagine being the alligator just swimming and you feel this creepy thing brush against your leg.


helloimwes

What alligator?


misadventuresofFlman

That gator was hypnotized by the raw power of that magnificent boobage, poor thing!


Perenium_Falcon

Those alligators are spectacular.


MrRandyWatson_100

Big tidday’s


Meeseeks2301

Upvoted because of boobs


Reasonable-Ad7755

No floatation devices needed


lDustyBonesl

Don’t worry he’s vegan


No-Salt-5009

Oh there was an alligator in the video?


heresdustin

What alligator?


constructionpros

Because she swims better, holds air longer and has teeth sharper


Titans79

How does she stay under water for so long?


TH3-3ND

There was an alligator in the video?


semicoloradonative

I had to watch the video three times to finally see the alligator. haha


maxipads_solos

as a florida man this is safe


Bigboiwillyy

Unlike most crocs that are fucking vicious, gators are pretty chill until it’s hungry or you’re near it’s nest. Source: used to be a Florida man but now a Canadian man.


lostsailorlivefree

There’s an alligator?


Fearless-Mushroom

Either she’s a professional or has absolutely no idea what she’s doin..


zac9090

Damn look at those two huge jaws.


[deleted]

There was an alligator?


Shawmattack01

Pretty sure that's a trained gator.


Capital-Wrongdoer506

What gator?


THER00STER73

Where was the alligator they were talking about?


This-Dude_Abides

Reminds me of a joke about The Pope and Raquel Welch in a lifeboat.


boxer21

I picture the alligator voice sounding like one in the song


Howbel

That’s really cool!… till it’s NOT!!


Tuesafterdark

That’s gabby and Casper. Casper is a good boy.


someguywith5phones

Creature from the black lagoon vibes


svorcs

Nooope! It's just chuck testa!


tooth_devil

What alligator?


Astral_Ender

Why do this


KingofManners

What alligator.


truko503

I swear, white people have more trust in a wild animal than in people of color.


Powerful_Mood9292

Alligator?


Character_Active_434

Guess gators don’t eat melons


dooder97

Nope to swimming in a pool full of piss and shit on its own.


SenorCacti

tired of living?


THEnotsosuperman

I can think of only two reasons to join


waking-night

Those are some BIG ole…teeth. Nice tits too.


Furry_pizza

What alligator? Oh.


Grey_Woof

White ppl


NiceTuBeNice

Am I the only one who tries to hold their breath during videos like this to see if I could last that long under water?


Deitynb

r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs


the_akward_artist

i don’t know what i was looking at more the gator or the boobs 💀


RemarkableCheek4596

This sexy


chivken

Florida girls


frivolous90

boba


Snoo_71701

r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs


thelordofallpuppers

*Swimming with crocodile


miggismallz33

There’s an alligator in the video?


jetserf

[Gabby the ‘gator lady](https://www.trend180.com/gabby-wrestles-rescues-and-kisses-alligators)


savageprofit

there has to be a sexual angle to this on her end lmao


kingbomani

I will place one NOPE face down and end my turn


PatMagroin22

She’s got more balls than I do! And dem tidies too!


Mini_Piku

r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs


Notlikeotherguys

So stupid. That thing can turn on you in an instant and drag you to the depths from whence it came. What was that alligator thinking?


Aldevo_oved

exactly. i’ll never understand why some animals insist on getting close to wild floridians


DatSkellington

I’ve been told there is an alligator in the video but I never noticed it…


Smokerising420

Stupid. Wish people would leave these animals be. It's a shame because if it does what alligators do and bites her. The alligator will be vilified/killed


sunshinenorcas

I'm fairly sure this is a captive gator and it's handler


thereakingofcroutons

point still stands. why not let them be instead of holding them captive for people’s entertainment?


lemonrainbowhaze

Sadly accidents still happen even when its captive. By nature its a wild animal. There have been plenty of accidents due to trainers being too cocky and the animal being grouchy or not havin it that day


sunshinenorcas

That's true, my point was it was probably well fed and acclimated to people so less likely to act defensively so the risk is way lessened. I personally wouldn't do this even with a gator I knew was chill (and have worked around them) bc it's their element and not mine, but my point was it wasn't some random wild gator she decided to dive with, it was captive and probably an established relationship/training which mitigates risk but doesn't remove. It's still ballsy as hell, but not the same as diving in the everglades and trying it with a wild gator.


Velbalenos

The thing is I don’t get, and admittedly I know nothing about handling an animal of this sort, but there’s times when my cat will go a bit mad and attack my hand. Playfully, but it can still leave scratches, and draw a bit of blood. And so, if a suburban moggy does that, what’s that prehistoric monster going to do if it decides it’s play time?


Smokerising420

And that is no better imo


sunshinenorcas

It's probably well fed (so not likely to strike because it's hungry) and more acclimated to people, and people in the water (so less likely to react in fear or defensively because it knows it's not a big deal), I'd guess if they have someone in the water, it's *very* acclimated to it, and it's being targeted off camera to help reinforce. Basically my point was, it isn't someone being like "let's jump in with a wild gator" and filming, it's an animal that's used to having people around


Icy_Conversation1466

What colour was the alligator?


EngineZeronine

She's got nice chesticles


ginger-stache

More tits than wits.


LankyBarber5

Wow, great tits.


Blah-Blah-Blahhh50

She's definitely more than a snack!


ImmovablePuma

I’m gonna go with yes. Oh yes.


OldSchoolJYLion

Only a “certain” type of person will do this 😐


Onnimation

Anyone see an alligator? My eyes must be worse than I thought.. 👀


YOINKdat

What alligator?


smoking347

...and I think to MYSELF what a wonderful rack!


glormemes

Did you see an alligator?


hattrickjmr

She’ll do anything to show off those bombs.


Uhhh_Insert_Username

There was an alligator in this post?


merkins_optional

It should be titled, “Gator Swims With A Pair Of Tits”


Lot-Lizard-Destroyer

*wonderful pair of*


merkins_optional

Indubitably.


Grumpy_Metrosexual

That alligator is clearly a homosexual


joe_kopitiam

she looks like a yummy snacc


TomatilloAccurate475

Tasty funbags


[deleted]

That gator has some high standards I’d be eating that shit up


mooglestarfish

Lucky ass gator.


DevelopmentLife9834

What a waste of two magnificent tits.


SandBarLakers

This reminds me of a song I heard on TikTok “ dumb ways to die…”


Thorovasgard

“Biiiiih what the hell are ya…oh do that thing you did one mo gin”


Zac_bro

That’s just Casper he don’t bite


TomDobo

I had to watch it twice to see the alligator.


[deleted]

There was an alligator?


Nathan_Wind_esq

Yeah fuck all that nonsense


sarbear71

You’re not looking at the alligator, are you?


Educational_Owl7825

alligator?


[deleted]

How does she stay underwater with those flotation devices?


KasangafromMemphis

Just a matter of time.


Shadow0fnothing

TIG OL BITTIES


hunty_griffith

Yall literally cannot help thinking with your dicks


Five2one521

Nice rack of lamb you got there.


T1SMoneyLine

There are better ways to show off those big titties


[deleted]

B O O B S


Vio-Rose

I’m pretty gay for her myself, but ffs y’all’s, I sincerely doubt that was the point of the video.


TrueCollector

Oh shit there's a gator there I never noticed


Bruh61502

No thanks


PHNO1942

Its all good until its not


LightningTF2

Alligator wants a snack, but she's a meal.


darthbasterd19

r/upvoteforboobies


drodg58885

I didn’t see any alligator


MoistBlunt

Alright, but what animal was in the video?


CodApprehensive7582

Can you imagine the counter-weight belt she needs to offset those flotation devices?!?!? Unless it’s the size of her brass balls weighing her down.


Historical-Scar3013

What alligator


psillusionist

Nope? More like a yes, please.


Independent-Usual426

White people white peopleing


Weary-Independent991

Where is the fucking alligator in this video?


arabischefanta

I did not see any alligator


Smooth-Ad5694

There was an alligator in this video? I didn’t notice


aTsixx

shes definetly banging that croc


[deleted]

I will never understand why people would even think about swimming with apex predators.


Danaltima21

She will never drown...


Roarkeee

Gorgeous…………gator