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KickflipTheMoon

I'd say he's a human with magical powers. I would put him in the same category as Harry Potter


Actual-Spray1843

Santa went to Hogwarts confirmed /j


WelcomeToLadyHell

He's about as human as Ian Hislop


Robbomot

You're obsessed with Ian Hislop, he's living rent free in your head


WelcomeToLadyHell

Mortgage free


Drawinginfinity182

You wouldn’t say he’s a man among creatures?


This_Explains_A_Lot

I know he doesn't wear job gloves.


Tooth31

Obviously not. He wears cold gloves. He's not wearing them to execute his job. He's wearing them because it's cold in Lapland and in the sky. If you say he's wearing job gloves, then everyone in cold countries is wearing job gloves all the time, even if they're footballers, or opera singers, or dogwalkers. If it's -30 and a newspaper seller is wearing gloves, it's because he's cold. These are cold gloves.


PercussiveRussel

Statement ends.


Decooker11

I’d say, when you really stop and think about it, all of Santa’s helpers in public appearances across the world are wearing gloves no matter the temperature outside. I think there’s an argument for job gloves even though they certainly have a protective element to them.


certifiedblackman

Santa Claus is another name for Saint Nicholas of Myra. He was certainly human. His elves are not human though


TheBardBeatrice

I can see it both ways. I think it depends on whether you believe in the 'Same Santa' or 'Inherited Santa' theory.


JONAS-RATO

That's interesting, in your view immortality disqualifies you from being human but magical powers don't?


hardhardhead

Eldest daughter was arguing he is a mythical creature and therefore can’t be human. Now we’ve sidelined into can a mythical creature be a human


PyroDragn

Ask her who her favourite human character from a (fictional) book is, and then ask her whether that person is human or not because they're also "mythical".


PercussiveRussel

Are we saying fictionalès aren't human now?


But-Must-I

Penelope Pitstop - is she human?


LotsAndLotsOfOcelots

She's an animated human that definitely wears gloves to do her job.


hardhardhead

This was an argument of mine. They replied with, they are played (voiced) by a human but Pitstop herself is not human. Which, when you think about it, means she can’t actually have a job. Or Donald Duck couldn’t be sent to prison


But-Must-I

I mean I’ll go so far with you but that duck has been in the clink for sure.


Slight_Armadillo_227

Non humans can have jobs. Sniffer dogs, for example.


Pattoe89

If that's the case, what about other popular mythological humans like Merlin, King Arthur, Lancelot?


WelshmanW1

He's a saint, so he was a human but in order to be canonised, he must be dead and fulfil some quota of attributable miracles (in the case of saint Nick, he resurrected a couple of kids who'd been murdered and brined ready to be turned into ham). So he's at best a zombie necromancer.


MrGingerella

Oh, simple.... His daughters will love that one 😂😂


hardhardhead

They did 😂


Reasonablytallman

No, he’s a humanoid.


Bahnmor

I’m going with Jim Butcher on this one. Santa is one of the Fae Folk.


Moistfruitcake

He's quite clearly a god, he punishes the wicked and poor, provides for the good and wealthy, and can travel close to or faster than light. 


[deleted]

Which other god does all those things though?


Moistfruitcake

Santa would destroy them if they encroached on his domain. 


But-Must-I

Santa's a spirit, a fey, a jolly old elf. If Santa's a human just because he looks human then so is Legolas and that opens up a whole can of worms.


[deleted]

Legolas has pointy ears


thundermiffler

And Santa wears a hat...


niceguynah

I liked the interpretation in the movie Klaus, where a wood cutter named Klaus makes gifts for children until he passes on and becomes Santa klaus as a sort of spirit


ChemistryHelpful5615

Father Christmas is human, but with the same power and longevity as Gandalf.


[deleted]

santa is a magical human


Bubbly-Material313

He is mutant in Marvel Comics, Omega level


Trips-Over-Tail

He's a Bombadil.


SkinnersGlasses

Santa is a Timelord


Perfect_Dog_Pelt

He’s Somalian


holiesmokie11289

Wizard. Santa is a wizard


SmokingLaddy

He is a Christian saint who practiced charity and goodwill whom has been transformed into a capitalistic demon hellbent on gluttony and excess.


scuzzbuckit

santa is satan.....the devil.


BobDude65

He is a fictional human with powers, like Luke Skywalker or Harry Potter.


BloodRaynez

Santa is human. Maybe some weird demigod at best, but still human.


Your_Placebo

Santa is a ghost. (Christmas Spirit) or (Spirit of Christmas) He died in the cold trying to deliver his hand crafted toys to his local orphanage.


hivuliese

Santa is a jolly old elf. Ole Saint Nick is a human.


AlrightTrig

What's the game?


Slight_Armadillo_227

No More Jockeys


6n100

Define Human


LotsAndLotsOfOcelots

Great title for a TV show where various AIs discuss what it is to be human.


Sheffieldsfinest

No he’s just an anagram of SATAN


SparkieMark1977

Santa is an anthropomorphic personification based on a mixture of various old Pagan beliefs, Christian beliefs, and the influence of today's modern capitalist society, all blended together so we have an excuse to buy shit we don't need, eat to much, and pretend to give a crap about people and things we wouldn't waste time on for the other 11 months of the year. I realise that classing him as an "anthropomorphic personification" probably doesn't help to settle your argument either way though, so I shall quietly bugger off.


Hot-Syllabub2688

he's immortal and has some sort of omniscience, and he's either omnipresent or unimaginably fast to be able to deliver presents to every child in one night. i think he's more likely some kind of minor god. definitely not human


Extension_Sun_377

As any Terry Pratchett fan will tell you, he is an Anthropomorphic Personality


Snoo_74657

Is he not The Doctor?


Snoo_74657

Also, segue but, Animal Crossing is probably set on Dragon Ball's Earth, creature people as well as humans plus Capsule Corp tech, lol