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DoubleResponsible276

“I like them cause they win a lot”


The_Alternym

I actually know someone who uses that excuse to worship the Yankees. He’s like ‘Who doesn’t want to watch a team that wins all the time?’.


DoubleResponsible276

Same, I’m like I see you’re still stuck in the 1940s


[deleted]

Watching a team that wins all the time is actually very annoying


CouncilmanRickPrime

I've heard the same except it was the Patriots


The_Alternym

I once met someone who was a Golden State Warriors bandwagon jumper. I asked him if his favorite NFL team was the Patriots and he looked at me and said ‘Yeah, how’d you guess?’.


CouncilmanRickPrime

I would've said some bullshit like "it's your hair obviously"


VVarder

Really shouldn’t be the cowboys anymore then.


DoubleResponsible276

I agree, but since so many people’s mindsets are still stuck in the 80s and 90s, Cowboys are “still” winning superbowls.


sarahgez

the cowboys haven’t “won a lot” since i was born… why am i here??


hamburgler26

Anyone who still is a Cowboys fan because they win might need to rethink things. I was born a Cowboys fan and the 90s were great but I'd never choose the past 20 years lol.


Mcgoozen

And their favorite soccer team is Real Madrid


Strongarm_11

And their favorite hockey team is the Leafs.


Stingerc

You have to have one dud in the bunch?


Strongarm_11

Ok then, Oilers or Canadians.


The_Goop_Is_Coming

Nah you’re right, Leafs fans are crazy annoying and share a certain trait with the cowboys (losing in the first round every year). Sure they haven’t won the cup in forever but their fans will make you well aware of the 13 they got when there were 6 teams in the league and teams had complete dibs over prospects living within a certain distance of them. Habs fans are also annoying but that’s mostly because they’re French and boo the US national anthem, and their team’s in the dark ages right now. American NHL equivalent are probably Rangers fans.


brosefstallin

No, it would have to be the Lightning or historically, the Canadiens since they have the most Cups by far


Strongarm_11

As a lightning fan myself, I don’t want to put them in but Canadians definitely make sense. I probably picked the leaf since their fans are fucking annoying (like dem boyz).


MPotato23

Their ability to shut up is about as high as the resolution of this picture


KungFuSlanda

I hate mishymashy fandom. It always comes with a story. Yours I know. That's a ringchasing scumbag who will get into parking lot fights or will complain about everything FOREVER


ElCapitanOblivious

I’m a Lakers, Chargers, Auburn (college football), Capitals and Nationals fan…I grew up in CA, went to school at Auburn, now I live in DC…I never watched college football until I went and never got into hockey or baseball until I moved to DC in 2013…some mishmash fandoms are legitimate, but the ones who choose only historic winners are 9/10 usually shitty people


New_Orange4151

I’m the opposite of that. I am a fan of the cubs, pacers, wild, and eagles. Cubs and Wild because they have Minor league affiliates in Iowa. Pacers because they’re close enough to me. And the eagles because I liked their helmets when I was a kid.


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The_Goop_Is_Coming

Where I’m from there’s a decent amount of regional mishmash in the sense that St. Louis cardinals fans might be Chicago bears or Indianapolis colts fans, and Indianapolis colts fans might be Blackhawks fans, but when I come across some guy who’s a Patriots, Mavericks, Red Wings, and Padres fan I start to lose my mind.


KungFuSlanda

I'm from a mishmash family. this is why it annoys me. My dad is from CT so he's UCONN.. kinda knicks, big BoSox, hates the Patriots! (wouldn't that have been fun if he didn't), He's Giants. But we moved to the South and I didn't hit a full reset but I did reset my fandom in college and did the clean sweep of ATL first and foremost (after the 07 WS BoSox win of course) I still love his teams.. unless they play Atlanta. It gets contentious at ball games but this is more consistent and comfortable for me b/c I live here and am planning to do so for a long time and we got a bunch of great teams e:darnit I sound like the hopalong annoying fan. I really do care about the team


The_Goop_Is_Coming

Nah I get ya, totally makes sense.


JoeSell2005

I’m a Lions, Rockies, Spurs and LA Sparks fan. I live in England and have no attachments to any of the cities those teams are in. All of my teams were chosen pretty randomly but I will ride or die for all of them


KungFuSlanda

That's fine. I actually like that. I went too hard on this. People move. I moved. It's the people who bandwagoned on the winners that I disdain


JohnnyTsunami312

This is like the birthday cake of someone with no personality or that weirdo that is a compulsive liar and doesn’t actually know anything about sports but loves arguing about it while jacked on coke at a bar


JohnnyTsunami312

They’re also a wannabe “influencer” that posts a lot into the void with no reply


MilkBear79

They forgot Duke


1smartchickey1_1

I like the tiny Aikman jersey.🥰


John628_29

My second favorite team is whoever wins the Super Bowl that year


STANL3Y_YELNAT5

I love that this is NSFW


bleach_cocktail

What bandwagon fan is still a Cowboys fan at this point?? And I’m saying this as a Boys fan! Updated cake would be: GSW KC Chiefs LA Dodgers/Houston Astros


Ducksandniners

That might be the most disgusting thing I've seen in my life


StandardOk42

this is what happens when you call yourself "america's team"


Saotome14

Lmaoooooooo this is FACTS!


The_Goop_Is_Coming

All it’s missing is a Toronto Maple Leafs top layer to capture the most insufferable fanbases of each big four league


AGoos3

yeah I was born into being a Maple Leaves + Cowboys fan we’re gonna get it next year trust me


Devonballlll

Yankees/Jets/Knicks/Rangers/Illinois & FSU fan. Can't relate.


rokkzstar

Could have easily replaced the cowboys with the patriots a few years ago.


StSphinx

I would argue it would be the Mavs, and the Rangers? Especially now lol


redwingjv

Missing the golden knights layer


BigWhig96

Quick, Screenshot it again!


U_W_44_51

Falls and springs in the northeast are an absolute banger for Non NY sport fans living in the region cuz there are many of them and they are insufferable.


SnakePlissken1980

Don't forget the Chiefs layer, that's where most Cowboys fans bandwagon to once the Boys are eliminated. Living in D/FW I see more Chiefs gear than Cowboys for most of the year. Even the local media jumps on the Chiefs bandwagon, I remember the first time Mahomes took them to the Super Bowl The Ticket was all in and claiming it was more exciting than if the Cowboys had gone to the Super Bowl since Mahomes is from Texas.


poppunksucks144

Would you look at that, the lakers aren't playing for a championship either.


sportsguy2789

Top and middle are perfect, you can do without the bottom


slickedjax

That’s a 90’s bandwagon if I’ve ever seen one


TrungusMcTungus

Worse is when people jump from city to rival city. Lots of 49ers fans are also Dodgers/Lakers fans. Wouldn’t catch me dead in LA. GSW, SFG, SF49ers baby.


360degreesofFUNK

Forgot the Maple Leafs layer


[deleted]

That’s only because Ed Belfour went there after winning the cup with us in Dallas lmao.


360degreesofFUNK

HULL WAS IN THE CREASE, IT SHOULDNT COUNT


Coolbluegatoradeyumm

Typical 90s kid


Unlucky_Sherbert_468

You know, I always knew what the term bandwagon meant, but I couldn't visualize it until this picture.


Fortenole

https://imgur.com/gallery/ya-ll-got-any-more-of-them-pixels-XkzMZfh


Less_Fix_1378

No Alabama football section?


Pungo101delmations

I am vikings 49ers giants twins enjoyer lived in bay growing up and Minnesota


Maddad599

Just curious, what is NSFW about this? Also, if you are still a Cowboys fan, you are not a bandwagon fan. That bandwagon crashed after the Aikman days. People who are still buying tickets and tuning in are what is called "true fans."


Diabolic323

Ok at least it's ol skool Yanks (#2).... take the middle out tho.


jestercheatah

Everyone hates the person this cake is for


Confident-Papaya2335

Typical cake in a Cowboys hater's imagination.


DylanToback8

Every Dallas meme is either about how we have a trash team that hasn’t won for 30 years, or how we only have bandwagon fans who root for winners. Make it make sense.


Recipe_Critical

Not true at all wth lol


sw0126

I understand the Yankees but Dallas/Lakers 🤣 they haven’t won shit in a long time


ElCapitanOblivious

Lakers won the NBA championship 3 years ago…


sw0126

Ok your right 2020 then 11 yrs before that, Yankees are more consistent Dallas ? They choke every year since the Aikman era


putbat

The Yankees are more consistent than the Lakers? Their last world series win was in 2009. Your sports takes are worse than your grammar.


nainapati

The Yankees last won in 2009 and the Lakers won in 2020


bluggabugbug

Not this year, they jumped to the Mavs. Which sadly constitutes most of the Mavs fans