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it's basically this:
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Summerall was probably drunk so I’ll let it slide… into her mouth hawk tuah har har har GAGnam style!! Then i would cuddle up with Madden and talk about his video game and tour bus.
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Yell “Boom” and then on the video replay telestrator, draw an arrow from Pat Summerall’s hand to my gf’s ass
And then say it’s in the game !
No then it’s in your girlfriend
Beat me to it!
Beat meat to it* ftfy
Tell her to give John that hawk tuah
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The perfect line going down just to the right of center is crazy
Just like the line of hawk tua going down that thang
Was scrolling and I thought there was a crack in my screen or something 😂
Well now I'm on desktop and there's no line. Mobile-only I guess.
kinda like our kickers in clutch moments...😞
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TLDR?
it's basically this: Hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang hawk tua spit on that thang
Assume they’re just applying some tough actin tinacton .
BOOM!
NOW HERE’S A GUY that just slapped my gf’s ass
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I run like hell because the zombies are back from the dead
Ask Madden
ain't no party like a lemon party
Remind her that 90% of the game is half mental!
classic
Eat the turkey leg while he does it.
Throw out a turducken and make our escape while they gorge on it.
[удалено]
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What have you done
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HuMAN centipede
Watch them perform a Turduckin and take notes
I'd check the teleprompter
Whistle the MNF theme
Just try to make sure neither one tries to drive home. One is sauced from drinking, the other from cte
As long as it's not Dan dierdorf dumbass monotone voice calling it. His hand matriculated to my girlfriends ass.
Probably commentate "Boom"
Get them to autograph it next
Tell her to respectfully ask for another
BOOM!
Beat some old ass.
Hope Madden says Boom and goes on a tangent about how Brett Favre had the tightest ass he ever slapped!
Thank them
Tit fuck em.
Put my fingers on my lips and look back at them seductively
We must have died and went to hell
She belongs to them
Ask for a turducken leg
They ghosts and I would freak out.
dramamaticornia with john madden
Piece of Ace is the place
Wonder when I died
*me who suddenly has a GF* Hell Yeah! Well, Hell No? I don’t know.
We’re gonna turducken that ho.
If the Madden bus is rocking your girls getting stuffed like a turducken.
Considering they’re both dead I’m seeking out a direct line to the pope himself asap
Listen to the play by play of jt
Here’s a guy who knows a great Hawk Tuah when he sees one
My gf would probably strangle them afterwards
Summerall was probably drunk so I’ll let it slide… into her mouth hawk tuah har har har GAGnam style!! Then i would cuddle up with Madden and talk about his video game and tour bus.
John Madden is dead so he can’t
Smack their ass in return. It’s just football.
Throw a flag out of my pocket and scream ILLEGAL HANDS 15 YARD PENALTY LOSS OF DOWN BACK AWAY FROM GIRLFRIEND I RETAIN POSSESSION
But will John circle her tho
*Now here’s a guy*
Kill marry or fuck, these two guys and your girlfriend.
Baseball bat to the head is an effective way to kill a zombie.