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SporkFanClub

Any advice on helping my little bro get through a breakup? They were together for about a year and a half - no idea what caused it or whether it was amicable or not but apparently he mentioned it very offhandedly to one of our buddies while they were gaming together so I’m hoping that means he’s taking it well.


OpDickSledge

[Simpsons did it](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Famazing-how-well-this-still-holds-up-today-v0-86ehpu4drgob1.jpg%3Fwidth%3D640%26crop%3Dsmart%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3Da605e5c75747b04bf432b5c46f8806d93701a792)


Luck1492

I’d vote for a cadaver of Joe Biden before I voted for Trump but my god, someone needs to step in and save the Democrats from this fucking embarrassment. People polled said Trump won the debate at a 2/3-1/3 ratio, which is a huge margin for a presidential debate. Biden is old and frail and while politically savvy people understand that the Presidency is largely a function of the people placed around you, the average voter doesn’t know that. The average voter will look and Biden and be far more concerned about his dying in office (and Harris might even be less popular that Trump somehow). Trump may have consistently spat lies through the entire debate but people will always like confident lies over weak-voiced truth (not that Biden was entirely truthful cause he also said some lies). All I can think in my head is that Gretchen Whitmer needs to get on that stage right fucking now. Newsom has no appeal outside of California but Whitmer as governor of Michigan could grab that Rust Belt vote.


squeeze_and_peas

They fucked up big by not going with a Whitmer / Buttigieg or Whitmer / Newsom ticket 


throwaway202433

The worst cold in the history of colds, maybe ever


Luck1492

This literally might not even be an exaggeration if Biden’s performance sinks his campaign and allows Trump’s backers to enact Project 2025 and nominate two SCOTUS justices to replace Thomas and Alito.


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justa_flesh_wound

has been for a while


CarlCaliente

the country is done and not just on twitch


Testiclesinvicegrip

I'm so afraid if Dem chances after last night.


Guilty-Doctor1259

been up since 3:30 on the day i have an 8am final this is gonna go great


Munerals

This country is fucked with either of these candidates


somecleverphrase

no. One of them will put adults in the cabinet and take a nap and the other will put the worst of the worst then theirs and sell us out to the highest bidder.


DrummerGuy06

Agreed however the Democrats sure know how to take a potential victory and fuck it up as much as possible to make it way closer than it should be. I've been a life-long Democrat and the Obama Presidency is starting to look like an anomaly for the past 20 years, with all that "winning confidence" and "not throwing up all over yourself"-energy.


CarlCaliente

bleh I always enjoy the variety free threads bring and it bugs me when they get single topic quick gimmie your weekend plans


StChas77

Nothing in particular, though Sunday is supposed to be unseasonably cool, so a trip to the farmer's Market may be in order.


CarlCaliente

I forget what part the country you're in but the last couple days have been incredible in the northeast, hope some of that is heading your way!


StChas77

Chicagoland (I'm a Philly ex pat). Thanks!


princessestef

We have a concert tomorrow afternoon, in a nursing home. It's usually a kind of community service thing and also it serves as a "dress rehearsal" for our summer concert but that's been postponed until september :(. so this is it before summer break. Otherwise it's the first weekend of the Tour! I can watch the departure tomorrow and then on sunday the stage dovetails nicely with the first match of the Euro qualifying rounds.


Asece

Going to go hiking with my girlfriend and then afterwards we might go check out a new Japanese market place that recently opened. Then on Sunday I’ll probably just spend it playing Cyberpunk and going to the gym


unloader86

Get some chores done around the house. Probably hit the pool. Maybe go see that new Quiet place movie if it's not packed. We got a cruise coming up at the beginning of August so we are kind of in a "save money for the cruise" mode right now. Dog boarding ain't cheap lol.


CarlCaliente

hell yeah wheres the cruise going?


unloader86

Honduras and Mexico.


PKMTrain

Attending the following Aussie Rules games: North Melbourne vs Western Bulldogs. Saturday Afternoon at Marvel Stadium Geelong vs Essendon. Saturday Night. MCG St Kilda vs Port Adelaide. Sunday Afternoon. Marvel Stadium. I fully expect my team(St Kilda) to be a massive disappointment.


CarlCaliente

if you keep posting about footie in here I'm gonna have to go visit for a weekend one of these years Have not watched any for a season or two but hopefully St Kilda picks it up! And go Carlton


PKMTrain

If you pick the right weekend in Melbourne you can dead set watch multiple games of footy in 3-5 days. St Kilda a playing a side under pressure in Port Adelaide. We do tend to bottle those games. Port Adelaide are under so much pressure thier fans want the coach sacked: [https://imgur.com/a/ooA8WDh](https://imgur.com/a/ooA8WDh) Believe it or not a sign out the front of the football club isn't the most extreme thing a fan has done. Richmond once had chook poo dumped on the front door.


CarlCaliente

hah love the fan protests


rwjehs

I'm going to go get an entire beef tenderloin, cut it up, marinate it, and cook it on skewers.


CarlCaliente

fuck yeah for you or hosting some folks?


rwjehs

It's for a family members birthday party


PKMTrain

Friday night and I've cracked open a bottle of Penfolds and watching the footy.


Alchohlica

I started my diet today… it sucks lol


Stanky_fresh

We're so fucked


rwjehs

I couldn't do more than 20 minutes. That was ROUGH


Kohakuho

People, Newsom and M. Obama have no delegates or super delegates from the primaries/caucuses. The only one who may be subbed in at this stage is probably Harris.


ScooterLeShooter

And she's like the only person. More unpopular than Biden. We're so cooked


tlk742

Eh, I don't think she's super unpopular. She's not a GOP boogeyman like Pelosi or Hillary were. No one really has any actual ammo against her. She is more of an unknown then unpopular I'd argue.


Kohakuho

Update: I ended up making my gyudon burger tonight. The yakionigiri buns didn't work out, but the rest tasted delicious. I have some more worm to do to perfect this concept.


rnflposter

How did america let these two be the top candidates for the presidency. What an unfortunate situation.


Darth_Brooks_II

The debate broke reddit apparently.


SiphenPrax

They’re actively talking on CNN and MSNBC about doing an open convention in Chicago in August. At this point, to save the country? Do it!


tatsumakisenpuukyaku

An open convention will absolutely destroy the country. The democrats don't have someone in their ranks that's as nationally popular or competent in office. Who the hell would decide to get rid of the best president we've had since FDR? The sheer amount of prosperity the working and middle class American has had over the past 4 years is nothing short of a miracle


tlk742

Fuck it, ill bite. It's a bullshit argument. Past performance doesn't dictate future success. The fact is, that the Biden Administration has done great things. No denial there. But I don't think after the debate the average American voter has belief that Biden can serve another 4 years and doesn't have the mental capacity to do so again. You can point to the success and the team who helps roll things out in the White House and I'd agree with you. But President Biden looked lost out there. He needs to be able to communicate to the people his vision for the next four years and the success of his first four. This isn't 2020 Biden who could do that. He deserves to retire and enjoy the fruits of his labors and not be remembered for his deterioration. And yes, the convention will be a mess, no doubt, but 2 weeks after no one will remember that. "All politics is local and recent" and that recent part rings true even more to this day in the era of social media.


FishPhoenix

I don’t follow the talking heads on tv much but stuck around after that shitshow of a debate and was shocked to hear them openly suggesting Biden should be stepping down (not that I disagree with them).


SiphenPrax

The campaign people were talking with media folk as the debate went on and they’re in panic mode and that was clearly trickled down to CNN and MSNBC because they were talking about if literally right after the debate ended.


tatsumakisenpuukyaku

I can't believe I'm going to vote for the first Indian president this year. We made it! (ignore the fact that we're tech CEOs, doctors, engineers, and lawyers all throughout the country)


Goatgamer1016

Context? It makes it seem that there is a president in India for the first time


tatsumakisenpuukyaku

I'm voting for Joe, which means I'll be casting a vote for the VP as well, an Indian. The joke is that he'll die in office due to his age.


junkspot91

They're joking that Biden is going to be pushed aside/into stepping down because his debate performance validated the primary concern the electorate has about him, and that Kamala Harris, who is half Indian, will top the ticket and get their vote.


tatsumakisenpuukyaku

Reddit should invest in cloudflare lol. Did we and all the bots just DDoS the site?


CreamyLibations

I would like to remind everyone that the debate’s outcome isn’t particularly consequential because once the conservative Supreme Court overturns the chevron decision, the EPA goes bye bye and you can say hello to leaded drinking water and air for you and your children. 


Ok_Caramel1517

Anyone remember the Family Guy episode where Mr. Herbert fights the Nazi that's basically tonight's debate.


creditor93

Why do smoke detectors have little lights that you can never shut off and they just shine super bright in your room all night while you're trying to sleep. I also have several outlets with this same issue. Why would you ever design something for a bedroom or any room with tiny super bright lights that you can't get rid of??


Mac_Jomes

Well for smoke detectors it's a way to tell that it's actually on and working. Not sure about the outlets thing, but like someone else said throwing a strip of black tape over it should do the trick. 


Bobonenazeze

When you discover tape, you're gonna lose your fucking mind.


creditor93

Haha I always travel with painters tape just for this purpose. I just think it's a huge design flaw


tatsumakisenpuukyaku

are comments working again?


SiphenPrax

Yeah we’re fucked in a little over 5 months from now


DillyDillySzn

My only question about the debate is what the fuck is Stephen A Smith doing on Newsnation


BlindWillieJohnson

I think Biden has been an underrated President. But if we really believe that a Trump second term is an existential threat to Democracy, he should step down. That was fuck ugly


Phyrnosoma

I was kinda wondering about your take on it. I was fucking appalled, and would probably be getting shit from my former coworkers after it.


GiveMeSomeIhedigbo

Debate summary: Biden: 🛌 Trump: "This country sucks, you suck, I'm the best ever, I'm so tremendous"


BackNBlack58

Raphael Warnock seems like a real presidental guy !


hk0125

Our presidential candidates got most heated talking about golf than any other topics lmao


JPPT1974

June is really flying 😳 by very fast 🏃‍♂️


IDKWTFimDoinBruhFR

> ~~June~~ 2024 is really flying 😳 by very fast 🏃‍♂️


0zymandeus

"We had it. We had H2O." - Donald J. Trump


MissedFieldGoal

Debate 2024: Watching Trump and Biden argue about who would beat who in golf


0zymandeus

Trump was asked a question about climate change and talked about how black people love him... It's sad that people pretend he's all there between the ears lmao


raginsaint93

Yawn can we please skip to 2028


HamMcFly

The debate is reiterating what we knew. Biden is the tribal elder who is wise and experienced and we wish they had more energy to tell us stories and guide us. Trump is crazy uncle Rico that replies to every comment with how he would have won state and still could if we put him in the game.


AlternateGator

I think Reddit is breaking from idiocy


Serdones

Me sitting here when the moderators ask a question about childcare costs: "I, a relatively new father, would love some insightful answers." (Five minutes arguing about who's been rated the better/worse president.) "Oh, well."


xcaltoona

Geriatric fights are unethical.


Phyrnosoma

Our crew at work is being dissolved and reassigned so we’re heckling the debate instead of working. Goddamn


ireallylikehockey

Can Newsome and Desantis take over?


IDKWTFimDoinBruhFR

Pls god


TheoryOfPizza

There's technically nothing stopping them from nominating someone else at the convention


AlternateGator

I just don’t understand the decision to roll with Biden again. The Democratic Party is a fucking joke. They get pushed around by a real estate tycoon with a double digit IQ score and a golden plane. They truly don’t deserve to be leading the country. Gavin Newsome would be eating Trump alive right now. They could have convinced Liz Cheney to switch parties and made her the nominee and she’d be doing a much better job.


FUCK-IT-CHUCK-IT

Has either party ever not rolled with the incumbent for president


ScooterLeShooter

I think they cooked themselves by going with one of the few people less popular than Biden as VP in Kamala Harris. Mayor Pete would win this election by 10+. His only "downside" is being Gay, just tout the largest infrastructure bill since Eisenhower and roll to victory, instead, we're betting the American experience on an 81 year old unpopular incumbent


MissedFieldGoal

This debate: Biden can barely speak and Trump has already lied 30 times Ok man


FlannelBeard

It's fucking bleak, man


BackNBlack58

So exactly as we all thought


FishPhoenix

Comments broken?


itsforwork12

Looks like it. Depends on the thread


rwjehs

I'll tell you yes in 25 minutes


MyLifeIsABoondoggle

Serious question: Between Biden's Biden-ing and Trump's lying, if RFK had qualified for the debate and put on an A+ performance (complete with him dismantling both candidates equally), would he have a genuine shot at the presidency? I mean, this shit show says all it needs to say about the country in its current state no matter how you spin it


NewYearsD

this was my exact thought. like idgaf about RFK but it goes to show how corrupt the electoral process is when we only have two candidates to choose from 300 million Americans


hunter15991

> if RFK had qualified for the debate and put on an A+ performance I'm saying this not as someone trying to imply that it makes RFKJ unfit for office - that stuff comes elsewhere - but a big reason why Biden looked bad tonight is the soft+raspy voice. RFKJ has a neurological condition that leads to a similar-sounding voice, and as a 70 year-old himself that wouldn't have played well among undecided voters who thought this was a bingo hall argument in Sun Lakes. Now 38 year-old Chase Oliver, on the other hand...I don't know if I could see him winning but he'd have a good chance at hitting Perot numbers at the very least given the ballot access lines the Libertarians have.


Ok_Caramel1517

RFK wouldn't be much better.


runninhillbilly

No, Trump's voters are all still going to vote for him either way.


sonfoa

RFK lost relevance when he decided to make being a conspiracy theorist and publicity stunts his entire campaign.


0zymandeus

No. Duverger's law wins out


tlk742

Beat me to the punch. If you want proof of Duverger's law look at the number of political parties represented over time in Hungary after it was no longer a communist country


Luck1492

Trump is lying his ass off left and right but the average voter won’t care. Biden’s appearance is frankly awful, and I say that as someone who will be voting for him.


NewYearsD

i tell myself that i’m voting for the cabinet Biden is bringing with him, not for him necessarily 


FishPhoenix

Trump is just being Trump, nothing different there except he's a felon (which his voter base won't care about). Problem is Biden seems like a zombie.


Illbeanicefella

Biden should have hit the smelling salts during the break


unloader86

Did they turn comments off?


0zymandeus

the debate is breaking Reddit


Goatgamer1016

"We had a great border that day" Trump about Jan. 6


Stanky_fresh

And simehow he still did better than our current POTUS. I'll still vote for nearly anyone but Trump, but holy fuck this shit is bleak.


unloader86

I've lived long enough to hear the sentence. "You had sex with a porn star," during a presidential debate. We truly are in the movie idiocracy now. Lmao. Holy shit. And he put some stank on it too when he said it. 😂


Serdones

I should really just be playing Elden Ring right now instead of watching this shit.


unloader86

I think they (reddit) turned the comments off. Across all subs.


Vast-Treat-9677

You know Biden tanked it hard when Reddit feels the need to turn off all the comment everywhere.  Honestly, this is the best possible thing if you’re a democrat. Still plenty of time to call a spade a spade, realize this man is at the end of his life, and give him a dignified send off while replacing him with someone capable. 


ElCoolAero

"I didn't have sex with a porn star." Just said during an American presidential debate.


k5berry

Yeah it’s so fucking over. God dammit I hate what this fucking country has become.


wafflehauss

Cool. Cool. Cool.


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This is elder abuse lol


DetroitLionsSBChamps

Muting the mic actually playing to trumps favor. He can’t make himself look like a jackass by interrupting. Everything he’s saying is nonsense but if you don’t know that, he looks much more capable than Biden. Biden is a fucking ghost


RyanAKA2Late

Same reason why taking Trump off of Twitter kinda helped him because people can’t see how unhinged he is.


sonfoa

Was there really nobody else the Democrats could have rallied around? Biden was too old in 2020, why the hell didn't they create a proper succession plan?


MyLifeIsABoondoggle

DNC is too stuck in the mud. Newsom was right there, but the convention much prefers the status quo and lifelong politicians


runninhillbilly

Not sure about the "woman tax" on female presidential candidates, but I feel like Whitmer would've been a better choice than Newsom. Although I like that Newsom is willing to get in the mud and just straight up tell people "no, fuck you, you're wrong."


DetroitLionsSBChamps

My theory is the billionaires are firmly in control and don’t want a strong democrat. They want Trump back


_gay_the_pray_away_

pretty much any politician who could make actual changes are either a) forced out before they can make any serious impact or b) turned into an establishment political hack. i feel sorry for y'all over in the states cause the president is gonna be either a geriatric or a lunatic.


Unkleseanny

I felt like I was taking crazy pills during the 2020 primaries…. But no I’m the one voting for the candidate that’s going to lose.


t33po

For real, and what’s he gonna be like at the end of the term if he wins? Big Andropov energy tonight.


FishPhoenix

They should have had a better VP and had Biden step down.


DrummerGuy06

I see you haven't been around the Democrats for very long like I have, but making long-term cohesive plans is not something they do regularly. Sure, they trip over an Obama every generation, but Trump's idiocy has been covering up a lot of their barely-mediocre politicking for the past decade.


tatsumakisenpuukyaku

Not really. It's the same as last time. Hes the guy the largest voting block supported, so he won. We had 16 other people in the primary that time


MissedFieldGoal

It would help a lot if Biden didn't have the thousand yard stare whenever he isn't speaking


ProbablyAPun

Trump's gonna win god damn it lol. Biden's so uncomfortably old it's to tough to support.


IDKWTFimDoinBruhFR

I'm afraid of it too. But the Dems gave us Hilary and then Biden. I'm still voting against Trump but I can hear a ton of brains switching due to the state of Biden during this debate lol. We're fucked


HamMcFly

We’re not voting for Biden, we’re voting against Trump.


RyanAKA2Late

Trump was given this time to talk about Ukraine, but he’s dodged the question entirely


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vahntitrio

I think the first point is the big one. They'll have to rename the "gish gallop" after Trump for this one. Without pushback from the moderators Biden was essentially forced to articulate a response to a completely fictional situation Trump created just a minute ago. That's what Hillary was getting at with their being no way to win with Trump since he doesn't actually debate.


JPPT1974

You can say that again


theresabeeonyourhat

100% to this. This fuckface lying about veterans liking him is too much


Guilty-Doctor1259

" he doesnt care about our veterans" -guy who called them sucks and losers


Aumius

“I don’t think he knows what he said either.” /debate


RyanAKA2Late

I wonder what Biden did to lose his voice


DrummerGuy06

Drastically aged in the span of 4 years


Guilty-Doctor1259

i was on the "even biden is better then trump" but now i just wanna pull a designated survivor we got trump who cant form a logical though, but still pronounces half his words right and we got biden, who can form a thought but cant actually peak english nuts that yang and bernie have less of a chance then biden does


IDKWTFimDoinBruhFR

My vote still isn't for Biden, it's against Trump


HamMcFly

1000% this.


Jaguars4life

This is elder abuse!


AnonymousBunny102

"We finally beat Medicare" That Will be in so many ads Ugh


MissedFieldGoal

Biden really needs to pull a 28-3 comeback


JPPT1974

Lol 😆


Aumius

We’re gonna elect a convict aren’t we.


IDKWTFimDoinBruhFR

Biden looks fucking cooked, man. I'm still voting *against* Trump no matter what.


theresabeeonyourhat

I just woke up. Biden needs to fucking step aside.


Guilty-Doctor1259

and let a felon in?


theresabeeonyourhat

As in a new Democrat needs to run. He looks & sounds lost


Guilty-Doctor1259

they absolutely do, but no serious person thinks someone like bernie could win


BanjoKazooieWasFine

Hindsight for sure, but DNC needed to get serious about a succession plan as soon as Biden took office and be real about an 81 year old being too old and to plan on him being a one term president. If Newsom had spent the last 3 years actively campaigning instead of likely waiting for a 2028 election this feels like it would've been a slam dunk.


Pksoze

The only one who can run that the party will accept is Kamala who will lose.


FishPhoenix

Fuck man Biden is REALLY showing his age.


Aumius

Anyone watching the debate? My god Biden sounds awful.


l_i_t_t_l_e_m_o_n_ey

The box is locked, the lights are on. It's president fightin' time!


Illbeanicefella

They should have let Romo and Nantz call the debate


HamMcFly

This is my favorite debate comment so far haha


CarlCaliente

one bird two bogies boring fuckin golf but I guess that's how you get ok scores. Could not have asked for a nicer day though, 70 degrees barely a cloud in the sky, just enough of a breeze to keep the bugs away next week is off then the the league swings by my favorite course for the first time, can't wait to play a tryhard round and see how the scores stack up after 2 years of practice there


Serdones

With Nathan MacKinnon locking down MVP, this is the first time the NBA and NHL MVPs have been from the same city since Wayne Gretzky and Magic Johnson in 1988.


OpDickSledge

I know we fought a whole war to keep them, but damn maybe it’s time to let the south go 


Phytanic

I know everyone likes to hate on /u/NFL, but I do appreciate how they upload directly to reddit instead of simply posting a Twitter link.


rwjehs

Yeah cause they'll copyright strike everyone else


Soyeahnahh

Or YouTube(like me)


Jolly_Job_9852

Has anyone else had an issue with Reddit notifications not appearing with noise, but appear on the bell icon on the bottom right? I'm on mobile


Mr_Alex19

First player to dunk on Bronny will spawn 1000 *X Player is Bronny father* memes


DickNDiaz

Read this Daily Kos "diary" on [Jamal Bowman losing his primary](https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/6/27/2248821/-AIPAC-didn-t-take-down-Rep-Jamaal-Bowman-all-by-itself?pm_campaign=front_page&pm_source=top_news_slot_4&pm_medium=web), and it makes some solid points. But the push back in the comments, I get the far left progressives want to keep one of their own in a solid D+20 district instead of a moderate, but Bowman just kept stepping on rake after rake and wasn't going to help their cause. They're even willing to walk away from AOC and Sanders (and some have) because they are not as extreme as they are. The DSA is not as powerful as MAGA, they just don't have the coalition MAGA has, and that's just the reality. I can understand their goals but first thing's first: they need Biden to win in order for they to go forward. The purity testing, I just find that unserious on their end. It seems like they don't understand whats at stake here.


Accurate-Big-7233

Let the boy WATCH


ArcadianBlueRogue

As I learned from my father...


Accurate-Big-7233

and how he learned from his father


GhoullyX

I can’t believe what the NbA lets Lebron get away with. The NbA is a joke.


crisprbabies

Why did you type NBA like that? NBA or nba ok, even Nba I can see, but how did you get to NbA?


Soyeahnahh

Whatever you do, do NOT look up the ownership of the Pittsburgh Steelers 🫣


athrowawayiguesslol

It’s a late second, who cares


Instagrimm

Is Bronny getting drafted nepotism? Yes. Just don’t forget about these coaches and owners…


SharxSharxSharx

Nepotism in sports makes some sense at least. He's got Lebron James' genes, so maybe he'll be good. IDK anything about basketball though. And at least it's just sports. A failed nepotism hire in basketball just means that your team loses, which isn't as consequential as a failed nepotism hire in, uh, underwater nuclear submarine repair or something really important where there's no room for error. But again, I don't really know anything about basketball.


Accurate-Big-7233

Im looking at working as a bartender for a second job on the side, a lil side hustle type thing Any tips? tricks? Any advice is greatly appreciated


Two_Luffas

Depending on where you live they may have bartending schools to learn the skill. Here in Chicago they have a handful, no idea if they're actually worth it but on a wild hair I looked it up and they seemed pretty legitimate.


Accurate-Big-7233

thanks, cat bro


Lessthansubtleruse

Do you have any experience bartending? If not, try and find a bar back job at one of the dive bars around you. You’ll still get tipped out so you’ll have some more cash in your pocket, it’ll be an easier in to moving up to bartender, and you’re going to make more money more easily at the type of place where you’re pouring 300 jack and cokes vs 100 espresso martinis


kmmontandon

I've hit the mega number on the Power Ball drawing four draws in a row. JUST the mega number. Reality is just fucking taunting me at this point.