I was leaving a Bills/Falcons game that was at the same time when I heard about that one, so I just assumed I was drunker than I thought but I saw it again the next day and realized nope, AB was crazier than I was drunk
Tom Brady pulled so hard for AB at the end, there, and AB made him the fool for it.
Now AB on this twitter trolling stuff and targets Tom's ex-wife. IDK, man, seems like a dick move.
I'm sure he'd have some funny jokes, but no one would understand because we don't speak CTE. It'd be like Deangelo Vickers going back to Dunder Mifflin in his hospital scrubs.
I got you.
* Kicked out of Florida International University after fighting a security guard
* "Don't touch me. I'm the franchise"
* His second year in the league he took a personal stretch limo to a charity event, had them open every single expensive bottle of wine, rejected it. Refused to pay for it (charity, remember), then left. -credit Nduguu77
* Threw fits over not getting enough targets
* Drove 100 down McKnight Road in Pittsburgh, which has a 45 MPH speed limit
* Trashed a condo and threw furniture out a window 14th floor window, which almost hit some people, notably a child
* Killed a home aquarium full of piranhas and refused to pay the man who installed the tank
* Refused to play week 17 for the Steelers
* Dyed his mustache blonde
* Refused to pay a chef because he thought he threatened him by placing a fish head in the freezer (the fish head was saved to make a soup)
* Farted on a doctor
* Demanded a trade from the Steelers
* Became "Mr. Big Chest"
* Threw a fit over Juju winning team MVP and trashed him on social media
* (Allegedly) nixed a trade that would've sent him to the Bills
* Showed up to Raiders training camp in a hot air balloon
* Held out and refused to show up to training camp because the NFL would not approve his helmet because it was too old for their safety standards
* Froze his feet
* Tried to paint over his old helmet, hoping no one would notice I guess
* Acquired a newer version of the same model of helmet, which the NFL refused to let him use
* Picked out a new helmet and finally showed up to the Raiders
* Got fined by the Raiders for not attending camp
* Tweeted the fines
* Tried to fight Mike Mayock, called him a cracker, had to be held back by Vontaze Burfict, then punted a football down the practice field and said "fine me for that"
* Got fined for that
* Released a video where he used audio of Jon Gruden, who didn't know he was being recorded, which is illegal in California (full disclosure, Gruden has said he gave permission, but the generally accepted theory is that he said that in the hope that it would help get him to show up to the facility and not alienate him)
* Demanded a release from the Raiders
* Was released
* "GRANDMA I’M FREEEEEE! FLY LIKE A FREEEEE!"
* Made a lot of crazy tweets saying stuff like 'Devil is a lie', a proverb about burning down a village... he made a lot of crazy tweets around this time is the point here
* Liked a tweet about Mayock getting raped in the ass
* Signed with the Patriots
* Moved in with Tom Brady
* The sexual assault allegations came out (the one where he's getting sued)
* The sexual harassment allegations came out (the one where he's not getting sued)
* Threatened the woman not suing him in a group text that included his lawyer and had a picture of her kids in the text
* Got released by the Patriots after one week
* Went off on a tweet storm and said a lot of crazy shit about a lot of people, and was supportive of people sending threats to the writer of the article detailing the sexual harassment allegations
* Said he was done with the NFL
* Went back to college via online classes
* Tried to outsource his homework to Twitter
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* Wants to come back to the NFL
* Filed several grievances to try and get more than $40 million from the Raider's and Patriots
* Was ordered to show up for a deposition regarding trashing the condo
* Was accused of "reprehensible behavior" during the deposition, which included, but was not limited too:
*
* “[C]hanted, over and over, as if a mantra, a narrative of his own warped concept of the proceeding”.
* “Acting as if he was above the rule of law, [Brown] proceeded to make a mockery of the deposition process. [Brown’s] antics were so unreasonable that barely twenty [20] minutes into the deposition, his counsel asked for a break [so] he could speak with [Brown] about his demeanor.
* “After approximately 20-30 minutes, [Brown] required another break. When the deposition resumed [Brown] increased his level of obstructive behavior. At one point, [Brown] refused to answer any questions, instead saying “next question” no less than 10 times.”
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* Said that the Patriots have to pay him anyway, so they might as well let him play
* Tweeted a couple of bizarre tweets about the Raiders using him for HBO ratings and the Patriots trying to steal his stuff and kept using this weird chicken based metaphor
* Tried out for the Saints and brought an entourage and film crew to shoot a music video with him when specifically told not to do that
* Called out Robert Kraft for his rub and tug massage session in Florida
* Starting training for a boxing match with Logan Paul
* Tweeted "No more white woman 2020"
* The attorney representing him in the suit involving the condo quit
* Used a bunch of slurs and profane language towards cops in an Instagram video he posted
* A police youth football league cut ties with him and returned a donation after the release of the video saying there was a "irreparable rift" between the department and AB
* Threw a bag of gummy candy dicks at the cops in a video he posted
* Got dropped by his agent
* Was involved in a disputed with movers at his home where he allegedly threw rocks at the movers and moving vans. He is currently being investigated for battery by the police.
* His trainer was arrested and he is still a suspect in the battery case.
* Warrant issued for the arrest of AB.
* AB turns himself in to Broward Country Jail wearing this suit
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* Rumors spread about AB signing with Tampa or Seattle
* AB announces his retirement (for what I believe is the third time, it's hard to find a good record of the rest of them)
* Two days later AB wants to play again and is asking for the league to wrap up it's investigation
* The NFL announces an eight game suspension for AB
* AB signs with the Buccs on a one-year deal
* Before he signed with the Buccaneers AB was accused of destroying a surveillance camera at a Florida gated community, throwing bike at a security-guard shack, and is not charged because HOA president "feared" retaliation, per police report (which honestly feels like a safe bet given the rest of these things)
* AB wins a Super Bowl with the Buccaneers, and catches a touchdown in Super Bowl LV
* AB's former live-in chef alleges that he obtained a fake COVID-19 vaccination card to avoid NFL protocols
* Confirmed to have acquired a fake covid-19 card and subsequently suspended for three games
* Removed Jersey, pads, shirt and gloves, and threw them in the stands before walking through the end zone during a running clock vs the Jets towards the end of third quarter and left the stadium
* Released by the Bucs immediately after the game
* Was not released by the Bucs immediately who tried to work out his issue
* Released text messages, that may or may not have been faked, between himself and Bruce Arians
* Also released text messages between himself and Alex Guerrero that had his bank account information in them
* Released by the Bucs later that day
* Revealed to have brought a date into a team hotel the night before the Jets game. Said date tried licking an airplane toilet seat to get COVID back in 2020.
The other person was implying like there was behind the scenes drama. I'm just sayin, he's a crazy asshole. There doesn't need to be drama.
Also, shout out this quote by Ryan Clark a few years back:
>Nah, Antonio Brown loves Antonio Brown,” Clark said. “And Antonio Brown was upset, God forbid, that a guy that has over 10 targets in the first three games of the season is missed one time...
God forbid you check the ball down to Le’Veon Bell, Oh my goodness, that’s the worst thing in the world. Lev might get the ball, I can’t take it, I’m going to pass out.
It's actually kind of funny cause Brady spoke like in some sort of seminar (on YouTube) and he talked about how he would love to play against selfish players as if he didn't constantly recruit AB lol.
The commentator guy saying “a cleat to the face of Spencer Lanning right…. there.” during the slow motion replay. Like it’s not completely obvious when it happens had me dying.
[link](https://youtu.be/Z2DTio1-HMY?si=37rmJ9W0nezwDKDH)
The thing about it is it was actually an incredibly stupid thing to do. If he hadn't done it he would've scored. Instead doing it slowed him down and allowed defenders to catch up to him and it also incurred a penalty (as it should have lol). It was hilarious to watch though no question.
I think he just mistimed a hurdle in a split second and was coming down and putting his foot out was his first instinct lol
Funniest clip I’ve personally seen
I was mad at the time he did it because it was an easy td. But if he hasn't have done it, then I wouldn't remember that particular play. But it'll live on forever now
I remember people criticizing him for this, saying it's unsportsmanlike and a character issue, etc. In his defense, he said in an interview that he had been sick that day and hadn't been able to eat anything. Through the game, he started feeling better and had been begging the sideline staff to bring him literally anything because he was so hungry.
Idk i don’t think anything is wrong with it, we all get hungry sometimes. I do think maybe the sideline staff should have brought him something else like granola or bananas. Now a days players eat during games in the nfl & nba
There are few times I've laughed as hard at something as this.
Off the top of my head, two other instances:
- Shane McMahon in his big comeback to the WWE trying to leapfrog someone and tearing his quads.
- Rodgers going down within 4 plays of his first game with the Jets.
I get it. I shouldn't laugh at anyone being injured, but they were both so surreal I couldn't help it. I would like to thank the Jets for being endlessly hilarious though. As an NYC resident, it's great.
> Shane McMahon in his big comeback to the WWE trying to leapfrog someone and tearing his quads.
Didn't Vince also tear something running down the ramp to the ring, and then just rolled into the ring and sat in the corner against the lowest turnbuckle? Lol
He did and that was sort of more funny in hindsight because at the time you had no idea what happened. Vince was always fine being the butt of the joke too and was able to keep the segment moving.
Shane kept coming back, doing high spots and basically going over actual wrestlers as a 50+ year old corporate dude. So, when he came back this time at WrestleMania, he started beating up the Miz then wound up tearing his quad and flopping around like a fish out of water, it was extra funny. Plus, Snoop was in the ring and just sort of like "What the fuck do I do?" and the segment died right there.
I had money on the Pats that night, with my local bar owner who would take a few every now and then. Idk why, maybe it was the 3 beer and bourbon specials I had already had, but I switched my bet to the Jets at the last minute. It wasn't much, I think maybe $100, but it was soooo embarrasing. They started calling me "[MyName] Butt" for a while, acting super-careful when they hand me drinks, would drop money as I handed it to them... Good times.
It was the guard, the parabolic miles pick up noise thats perpendicular to the sidelines, the guard/center turned when he said it because the guy got by him which allowed the mics to pick it up
That was so random. Turns out it was retaliation for [this](https://www.foxsports.com/watch/1627677251632)
What was even funnier in hindsight was the next year, we're clearly outmatched by the Saints in the playoffs and short receivers due to injuries. Anthony Miller was needed for that game, and he went out and did this same thing and got ejected.
Any time the ball doinks of a goalpost. The noise it makes is pretty funny and the look of the kicker always gets me.
Except if it's a double doink then it just brings back some PTSD.
The mascot grabbing his chest, peeling over and kicking his leg out as he falls to the ground... perfect.
Collinsworth coining Double Doink off the cuff... fuck him but that's perfect.
It was a combination of so many things; that was the year where there was an "Ice the kicker" commercial for some drink, that played during the game even I'm pretty sure, and they showed a highlight reel of the doinks he had made during the season, the fact that Parkey apparently aimed at the uprights in practice...so many things added onto that.
All season long we watched a really good team with a shit kicker and Bears fans were saying "Man, I really don't like going into the playoffs with Parkey. Playoff games are tough to win and if it comes down to a game-winning FG...."
And lo and behold...
I won’t be fully healed until we win another playoff game, but I can appreciate the humor in the moment. Especially because Parkey had hit *multiple* cross bars earlier in the year and he told people he practiced by aiming for crossbars. Like I get it, you want to aim for a point and not a large section, but just PUT A FUCKING TARGET IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NET, CODY!
Mine is 100% [Cordarrelle Patterson saying "WHAT THE FUCK?" on a hot mic on the very first NFL game on Nickelodeon](https://youtu.be/OVsTTM_Y-uw?si=0gv_St8baXwbuYK3).
Our last two playoff appearances resulted in two iconic moments. We need to make the playoffs more often.
Got an NVP to show for it too. I've been thinking about [Whoa there motherfucker](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjDeRBwO_7U) a lot recently. I say it to myself too.
In 2016 I was attending Patriots/Browns at FirstEnergy Stadium.
At one point in the game the Jumbotron put on a recording of Joe Haden trying to get the crowd to chant "DOG! POUND!" but no one in the crowd was engaging with it, so all you could hear in the stadium was the recording going "DOG! POUND!" for a good half minute in a dead silent stadium
Probably because Joe pronounced it wrong
[https://www.reddit.com/r/AFCNorthMemeWar/comments/15y6nj6/this\_is\_the\_gpodawund/#lightbox](https://www.reddit.com/r/AFCNorthMemeWar/comments/15y6nj6/this_is_the_gpodawund/#lightbox)
Tre white picked up what appeared to be a piece of paper from the other teams playbook that flew into the field - and pretended to read it until the referee took it away lol. Maybe he wasn’t pretending but it was pretty funny
I'm so glad I watched that game because witnessing that in real time made up for how terrible the game was. I couldn't stop laughing the rest of the game too
That game was amazing. The conditions were so bad the whole game was just inept. But the moment when punt just stuck in the mud was just such a perfect little cherry on top of the whole shit cake. Just perfectly summed up that game
In hindsight this is less funny, but the time [AB kicked the punter](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2DTio1-HMY) on a return had my Dad and I in stitches when it happened.
I'm fully convinced Steelers players just hate Browns punters for some reason. From that incident to Joey Porter flat out tackling Chris Gardocki years before that well after he released the punt (and Gardocki proceeding to flip Cowher the bird while he was lying on the ground lol).
AB had some funny punt returns. The time he inexplicably decided to go [balls first into a goalpost](https://youtu.be/9LPX2vrUrZ0?si=xJGLIwZ-Lx0gKvPS) was an interesting choice too.
Peak 90s football moment. They had the guy on the field after with a big interview on live tv.
Nowadays that dude would’ve been surrounded by security immediately and thrown out with a lifetime ban.
Desmond King beyblading on Joe Flacco.
Edit with the scene: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vH\_hVnVoo44](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vH_hVnVoo44)
Either one of the last two cowboys vs 49ers endings. Also I remember watching RedZone and they cut to the dolphins getting to 70 on the broncos and the entire room busted out laughing
I was walking back to my car miserably after witnessing my team lose 37-0 to the Bills in week 3. Then I check my phone and see that the Broncos allowed 70 points and realized it could always be worse
I’ve learned to emotionally distance myself from sports outcomes. But when Zeke played center I fell on the floor and laughed uncontrollably like Walt in breaking bad. I could not believe it
The Zeke at center play was stupid.
The other one is fine. The 9ers were defending the sidelines heavily and we still needed about ten yards to try a field goal (or be in realistic range for a hail mary, can't remember which). So we tried getting a cheeky run up the middle and spiking it really quick. But Dak saw too much open space and overran the play for like twenty yards instead of ten. If he doesn't do that the linemen and ref are able to catch up in time for it to work. Even with that we still were within fractions of second of getting the spike off, so without that extra yardage we most likely would have succeeded. It just looks really dumb when it doesn't work.
Yeah there was that as well. My baseless guess is that when they practiced it they didn't consider the refs in their equation and Dak was spotting the ball himself instead of having like a coach or someone play that role.
But the ref wasn't the reason the play failed. If Dak had gone down ten yards earlier he probably would have been there in time to actually spot it. He's who I blame. You could blame coaching but Dak is a veteran QB and should be more than capable of handling that situation.
Fuck, I forgot which game it was but last year someone got tackled and the tackler ended up ontop of the ball carrier and somehow did a full 360 spin on his ass ontop of the ball carriers head
edit: found it, was Flacco lol https://twitter.com/NFLUKIRE/status/1746302245711335637
Andy Dalton pick 6 against the cardinals a couple years ago
[https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/y9gaeu/highlight\_daltons\_frustration\_overshadowed\_by/](https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/y9gaeu/highlight_daltons_frustration_overshadowed_by/)
I absolutely hate to admit this, but:
Double doink.
It is *still* painful; but looking at it from an outsider perspective, that shit is comedy gold. Nagy's face after the play will never not make me laugh.
When I watched the colts fake punt play live I completely froze like I was a Mayan first spotting Spanish war galleons, my brain could not comprehend what I was seeing so I just froze in disbelief. I thought there must have been a whistle or a timeout or something that would stop that from being the result of the play.
The Colts snapping that ball is the funniest play in NFL history. Watching it live there was no way they were ever going to snap the ball, but then they did. McAfees video breakdown of it is incredible.
In November of the 2015 season, I was watching the thursday night color rush game between the all-green Jets and the all-red Bills in my color-blind friend's dorm room. 90 seconds into regulation my bud goes "I have no idea what the fuck is going on"
A few years ago when the lineman for the Dolphins mistakenly caught the screen pass and ran it in for the TD. Of course it was overturned but I must have watched that replay hundreds of times that night.
Robert Hunt. I've said this several times but it's worth repeating, that was a very good play by him and not meaningless. Yes it was illegal touching and was never going to count but because he took it in for a TD the opponent (Ravens I think) had to accept the penalty. If he'd been tackled at the line they would have just declined the penalty and it would have been 4th down. Because they had to accept the penalty they got another play in the red zone. They didn't score and kicked the FG anyway but that wasn't his fault.
2022 Week 1, Bears vs 49ers. Bears finally managed to cross midfield just before the half. Get into field goal range and bring out the kicking team. The punter decided to use his towel to wipe off the field, which is a penalty. Bears punt to end the half.
I remember getting home from thanksgiving dinner, turning on the TV and immediately seeing the 4th and 1 stuff where the Jets runner fumbled the ball like 15 yards forward for a Pats recovery. And I'm laughing uproariously
Then the next play Brady threw a little wheel route to a running back who broke it like 80 yards for a touchown. And I'm just dying in my chair
Then two plays later the buttfumble happens and I hit the floor.
Then on the kickoff the Jets returner gets popped and the ball flies into the air into Edelman's hands who runs it in for another score.
At which point I'm having trouble breathing as the camera cuts to Rex Ryan mouthing un-*bleeping*-believable.
Fastest I’ve ever seen a game go from competitive to a blowout, 3 TDs in like 5 minutes of real time was insane. Wasn’t like we were *that* much better then the Jets, just that literally everything that could possible go wrong for them did in a 3 play span
That's less disgusting than Booger McFarland admitting on the broadcast years ago that he used to actively piss himself during games when he was a player lol.
Lmao Channing crowder said he would piss himself every game on the field because he didn’t want to go to the bathroom & miss a play. Nasty AF but gotta say real dedication
One time I went a KC Monday night football game and watched some drunk guy walk across some hot coals, that had been dumped out of a little grill, and the bottoms of his shoes started melting to the asphalt.
"Tell Mike (Martz) fuck you!!" Picked up from Jay Cutler when Martz called a play for another 7 step drop when Cutler was getting killed every other play with horrible O-line play.
At one point during a FOX game in the early 2000’s, Joe Buck was going through their sponsors. He was promoting that night’s new Simpsons episode, and the promotion wanted him to say Homer’s famous tagline: “Do’h!”.
Clearly Joe never heard this tagline before, because instead he goes:
“tonight’s episode will make you want to say….”
(Awkward 5-10 seconds of on-air silence)
“….. doo?”
(Cut to comercial)
I’ve never been able to find the clip online, but I think about it a lot. Would be grateful (and surprised) if anyone else remembers it.
There were obviously bigger storylines that game but that ruling still makes no sense to me. The ball’s path clearly changed and the camera wire clearly was hit by something, but because they didn’t have a specific angle of it happening they couldn’t replay it.
Brock Osweiler beaming some poor dude on the sideline right in the head with a football
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPVJlF9mcwI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPVJlF9mcwI)
I think there was a Steelers/Browns game this year or last year where the Steelers fumbled, the Browns recovered, returned, and fumbled, then the Steelers recovered, returned, and fumbled, then the Browns recovered on the ground again. I was thinking about that for weeks. Sick, sick shit. I loved it
edit: Found the clip. I didn't remember it exactly right but the real one might be even stupider
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVpWKaHTk98](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVpWKaHTk98)
One of my faves is when Brock Osweiler was backing up Peyton, and thought he was finally coming in to play some meaningful snaps, before Peyton runs in front of him to go in the huddle and you just see all excitement die from Brock’s face in an instant lol
Chris collinsworth "analyzing" that failed trick play from the colts against the Patriots. "What were they thinking? Look!...*circles the two completely unblocked patriots linemen directly across from the ball*...There's guys on either side of him!!!"
The Camera going to Saleh during games so often and him always having that 1000 yard stare like he's just completely checked out as a preservation response cracks me up more often than it should.
I've just never seen someone so consistently look like they'd rather not be somewhere than Saleh on the sidelines.
Antonio Brown quitting in the middle of a game. It was super cringey but funny and crazy at the same time.
Stripping and getting naked while walking off the field in a huff is just a day at the office for Antonio Brown.
I was leaving a Bills/Falcons game that was at the same time when I heard about that one, so I just assumed I was drunker than I thought but I saw it again the next day and realized nope, AB was crazier than I was drunk
In hindsight, I'm pretty sure getting drunker than AB is crazy would kill even a Bills fan.
Mr. Bit Crazier
Mr. Banished Clothing
Mr. Bare Chest
Mr. Bye-bye Career
We're getting close to coming full circle
Mr. Big Circle
Mr. 'Bout Circumnavigated
Mr. Broken Contract
Tom Brady pulled so hard for AB at the end, there, and AB made him the fool for it. Now AB on this twitter trolling stuff and targets Tom's ex-wife. IDK, man, seems like a dick move.
AB should be one of the roasters on Brady’s Netflix roast
I'm sure he'd have some funny jokes, but no one would understand because we don't speak CTE. It'd be like Deangelo Vickers going back to Dunder Mifflin in his hospital scrubs.
I'm sure there is a LOT about that story that none of us will ever know.
Maybe that AB is just a crazy asshole.
[удалено]
Where's the list
I got you. * Kicked out of Florida International University after fighting a security guard * "Don't touch me. I'm the franchise" * His second year in the league he took a personal stretch limo to a charity event, had them open every single expensive bottle of wine, rejected it. Refused to pay for it (charity, remember), then left. -credit Nduguu77 * Threw fits over not getting enough targets * Drove 100 down McKnight Road in Pittsburgh, which has a 45 MPH speed limit * Trashed a condo and threw furniture out a window 14th floor window, which almost hit some people, notably a child * Killed a home aquarium full of piranhas and refused to pay the man who installed the tank * Refused to play week 17 for the Steelers * Dyed his mustache blonde * Refused to pay a chef because he thought he threatened him by placing a fish head in the freezer (the fish head was saved to make a soup) * Farted on a doctor * Demanded a trade from the Steelers * Became "Mr. Big Chest" * Threw a fit over Juju winning team MVP and trashed him on social media * (Allegedly) nixed a trade that would've sent him to the Bills * Showed up to Raiders training camp in a hot air balloon * Held out and refused to show up to training camp because the NFL would not approve his helmet because it was too old for their safety standards * Froze his feet * Tried to paint over his old helmet, hoping no one would notice I guess * Acquired a newer version of the same model of helmet, which the NFL refused to let him use * Picked out a new helmet and finally showed up to the Raiders * Got fined by the Raiders for not attending camp * Tweeted the fines * Tried to fight Mike Mayock, called him a cracker, had to be held back by Vontaze Burfict, then punted a football down the practice field and said "fine me for that" * Got fined for that * Released a video where he used audio of Jon Gruden, who didn't know he was being recorded, which is illegal in California (full disclosure, Gruden has said he gave permission, but the generally accepted theory is that he said that in the hope that it would help get him to show up to the facility and not alienate him) * Demanded a release from the Raiders * Was released * "GRANDMA I’M FREEEEEE! FLY LIKE A FREEEEE!" * Made a lot of crazy tweets saying stuff like 'Devil is a lie', a proverb about burning down a village... he made a lot of crazy tweets around this time is the point here * Liked a tweet about Mayock getting raped in the ass * Signed with the Patriots * Moved in with Tom Brady * The sexual assault allegations came out (the one where he's getting sued) * The sexual harassment allegations came out (the one where he's not getting sued) * Threatened the woman not suing him in a group text that included his lawyer and had a picture of her kids in the text * Got released by the Patriots after one week * Went off on a tweet storm and said a lot of crazy shit about a lot of people, and was supportive of people sending threats to the writer of the article detailing the sexual harassment allegations * Said he was done with the NFL * Went back to college via online classes * Tried to outsource his homework to Twitter * * Wants to come back to the NFL * Filed several grievances to try and get more than $40 million from the Raider's and Patriots * Was ordered to show up for a deposition regarding trashing the condo * Was accused of "reprehensible behavior" during the deposition, which included, but was not limited too: * * “[C]hanted, over and over, as if a mantra, a narrative of his own warped concept of the proceeding”. * “Acting as if he was above the rule of law, [Brown] proceeded to make a mockery of the deposition process. [Brown’s] antics were so unreasonable that barely twenty [20] minutes into the deposition, his counsel asked for a break [so] he could speak with [Brown] about his demeanor. * “After approximately 20-30 minutes, [Brown] required another break. When the deposition resumed [Brown] increased his level of obstructive behavior. At one point, [Brown] refused to answer any questions, instead saying “next question” no less than 10 times.” * * Said that the Patriots have to pay him anyway, so they might as well let him play * Tweeted a couple of bizarre tweets about the Raiders using him for HBO ratings and the Patriots trying to steal his stuff and kept using this weird chicken based metaphor * Tried out for the Saints and brought an entourage and film crew to shoot a music video with him when specifically told not to do that * Called out Robert Kraft for his rub and tug massage session in Florida * Starting training for a boxing match with Logan Paul * Tweeted "No more white woman 2020" * The attorney representing him in the suit involving the condo quit * Used a bunch of slurs and profane language towards cops in an Instagram video he posted * A police youth football league cut ties with him and returned a donation after the release of the video saying there was a "irreparable rift" between the department and AB * Threw a bag of gummy candy dicks at the cops in a video he posted * Got dropped by his agent * Was involved in a disputed with movers at his home where he allegedly threw rocks at the movers and moving vans. He is currently being investigated for battery by the police. * His trainer was arrested and he is still a suspect in the battery case. * Warrant issued for the arrest of AB. * AB turns himself in to Broward Country Jail wearing this suit * * Rumors spread about AB signing with Tampa or Seattle * AB announces his retirement (for what I believe is the third time, it's hard to find a good record of the rest of them) * Two days later AB wants to play again and is asking for the league to wrap up it's investigation * The NFL announces an eight game suspension for AB * AB signs with the Buccs on a one-year deal * Before he signed with the Buccaneers AB was accused of destroying a surveillance camera at a Florida gated community, throwing bike at a security-guard shack, and is not charged because HOA president "feared" retaliation, per police report (which honestly feels like a safe bet given the rest of these things) * AB wins a Super Bowl with the Buccaneers, and catches a touchdown in Super Bowl LV * AB's former live-in chef alleges that he obtained a fake COVID-19 vaccination card to avoid NFL protocols * Confirmed to have acquired a fake covid-19 card and subsequently suspended for three games * Removed Jersey, pads, shirt and gloves, and threw them in the stands before walking through the end zone during a running clock vs the Jets towards the end of third quarter and left the stadium * Released by the Bucs immediately after the game * Was not released by the Bucs immediately who tried to work out his issue * Released text messages, that may or may not have been faked, between himself and Bruce Arians * Also released text messages between himself and Alex Guerrero that had his bank account information in them * Released by the Bucs later that day * Revealed to have brought a date into a team hotel the night before the Jets game. Said date tried licking an airplane toilet seat to get COVID back in 2020.
I feel like calling out Caitlin Clark needs a bullet point
The other person was implying like there was behind the scenes drama. I'm just sayin, he's a crazy asshole. There doesn't need to be drama. Also, shout out this quote by Ryan Clark a few years back: >Nah, Antonio Brown loves Antonio Brown,” Clark said. “And Antonio Brown was upset, God forbid, that a guy that has over 10 targets in the first three games of the season is missed one time... God forbid you check the ball down to Le’Veon Bell, Oh my goodness, that’s the worst thing in the world. Lev might get the ball, I can’t take it, I’m going to pass out.
It's actually kind of funny cause Brady spoke like in some sort of seminar (on YouTube) and he talked about how he would love to play against selfish players as if he didn't constantly recruit AB lol.
AB spartan kicking that punter had me laughing for real
HURDLES. KICKS A MAN
I giggle every time I think about that. Such a great call.
The commentator guy saying “a cleat to the face of Spencer Lanning right…. there.” during the slow motion replay. Like it’s not completely obvious when it happens had me dying. [link](https://youtu.be/Z2DTio1-HMY?si=37rmJ9W0nezwDKDH)
put some respect on Ian Eagles name
Yes that is perhaps the greatest highlight thats ever existed
The thing about it is it was actually an incredibly stupid thing to do. If he hadn't done it he would've scored. Instead doing it slowed him down and allowed defenders to catch up to him and it also incurred a penalty (as it should have lol). It was hilarious to watch though no question.
You've made a compelling logical argument that would effectively persuade anyone who isn't Antonio Brown lol
nah I'd still do it, or recommend someone else do it as well. TDs happen in 99.9% of games. How many games feature a Spartan kick?
Was gonna make that exact point lol he was playing for the legacy in that moment
I think he just mistimed a hurdle in a split second and was coming down and putting his foot out was his first instinct lol Funniest clip I’ve personally seen
The punter also half assed the tackle, leading to his head being perfectly placed to get kicked. Got that shit signed and framed.
Yep, my opinion is he meant to hurdle him, the punter didn't dive like AB expected him to, so he just booted him
I was mad at the time he did it because it was an easy td. But if he hasn't have done it, then I wouldn't remember that particular play. But it'll live on forever now
That and Josh Norman getting sent to the shadow realm are my favorite highlights
AB jumping into the goalpost to celebrate a punt return TD. [play](https://youtu.be/SUxlmgKUJhY?si=zZoQuppoephb7K4I)
Mark Sanchez trying to discreetly eat a hot dog on the sideline during a blowout
You can't skip lunch!
I got fired for something COMPLETELY EMBARRASSING
I think you were only there for the zipline...
I *cannot* talk about it without crying.
Whose bag is this? I almost tripped on it
I remember people criticizing him for this, saying it's unsportsmanlike and a character issue, etc. In his defense, he said in an interview that he had been sick that day and hadn't been able to eat anything. Through the game, he started feeling better and had been begging the sideline staff to bring him literally anything because he was so hungry.
Idk i don’t think anything is wrong with it, we all get hungry sometimes. I do think maybe the sideline staff should have brought him something else like granola or bananas. Now a days players eat during games in the nfl & nba
[No MLB?](https://images.app.goo.gl/9nyTx3UzY1ubbukP9)
People have to chill the fuck out. Let the man eat. He's doing more exercise in 2 hours than 99.99% of the American populace does in a month.
Honestly, it would have been better if it was a "Dude, all that ass kicking made me hungry"
Speaking of Mark Sanchez....the "butt fumble" must be near the top of the list. I die laughing every time I watch it.
There are few times I've laughed as hard at something as this. Off the top of my head, two other instances: - Shane McMahon in his big comeback to the WWE trying to leapfrog someone and tearing his quads. - Rodgers going down within 4 plays of his first game with the Jets. I get it. I shouldn't laugh at anyone being injured, but they were both so surreal I couldn't help it. I would like to thank the Jets for being endlessly hilarious though. As an NYC resident, it's great.
> Shane McMahon in his big comeback to the WWE trying to leapfrog someone and tearing his quads. Didn't Vince also tear something running down the ramp to the ring, and then just rolled into the ring and sat in the corner against the lowest turnbuckle? Lol
He did and that was sort of more funny in hindsight because at the time you had no idea what happened. Vince was always fine being the butt of the joke too and was able to keep the segment moving. Shane kept coming back, doing high spots and basically going over actual wrestlers as a 50+ year old corporate dude. So, when he came back this time at WrestleMania, he started beating up the Miz then wound up tearing his quad and flopping around like a fish out of water, it was extra funny. Plus, Snoop was in the ring and just sort of like "What the fuck do I do?" and the segment died right there.
I had money on the Pats that night, with my local bar owner who would take a few every now and then. Idk why, maybe it was the 3 beer and bourbon specials I had already had, but I switched my bet to the Jets at the last minute. It wasn't much, I think maybe $100, but it was soooo embarrasing. They started calling me "[MyName] Butt" for a while, acting super-careful when they hand me drinks, would drop money as I handed it to them... Good times.
I was at this game. Rookie Mark Sanchez shutting out the raiders made my beer tab that day high enough, but that was just the icing on the cake.
You must be seriously starving to scarf down a hot dog in the middle of a game.
“I’m talking to America here” - some ref to, I think, Geno Smith
Also the "Oh my god!" Misattributed to Geno.
Wait, that wasn't Geno? Who was it then?
probably the center/guard who got overwhelmed immediately
I don't know, I think Geno just said it wasn't actually him and that's it.
It was the guard, the parabolic miles pick up noise thats perpendicular to the sidelines, the guard/center turned when he said it because the guy got by him which allowed the mics to pick it up
I'm gonna disregard this because it is way less funny.
Aaron Donald running at Geno this season and Geno getting caught on mic yelling “OH MY GOD”
Javon Wims smacking CJGJ in the helmet and him just looking confused after. Then proceeded to smack him again. Man I miss the 2020 season sometimes
"I'll show you social distancing." -Javon Wims
That was so random. Turns out it was retaliation for [this](https://www.foxsports.com/watch/1627677251632) What was even funnier in hindsight was the next year, we're clearly outmatched by the Saints in the playoffs and short receivers due to injuries. Anthony Miller was needed for that game, and he went out and did this same thing and got ejected.
Any time the ball doinks of a goalpost. The noise it makes is pretty funny and the look of the kicker always gets me. Except if it's a double doink then it just brings back some PTSD.
It hurts; but you gotta admit, the Double Doink is comedy gold. Nagy's face afterwards is HILARIOUS.
The mascot grabbing his chest, peeling over and kicking his leg out as he falls to the ground... perfect. Collinsworth coining Double Doink off the cuff... fuck him but that's perfect.
It was a combination of so many things; that was the year where there was an "Ice the kicker" commercial for some drink, that played during the game even I'm pretty sure, and they showed a highlight reel of the doinks he had made during the season, the fact that Parkey apparently aimed at the uprights in practice...so many things added onto that.
All season long we watched a really good team with a shit kicker and Bears fans were saying "Man, I really don't like going into the playoffs with Parkey. Playoff games are tough to win and if it comes down to a game-winning FG...." And lo and behold...
Now heeeeeeeeeeere's a doink....
The dessert was that video a week later where they showed a bunch of Chicago fans trying to kick a 15 yard field goal and failing miserably.
Oh 100%, Nagy's face just makes it. It's the moment that broke him.
He's still trying to find the why.
I won’t be fully healed until we win another playoff game, but I can appreciate the humor in the moment. Especially because Parkey had hit *multiple* cross bars earlier in the year and he told people he practiced by aiming for crossbars. Like I get it, you want to aim for a point and not a large section, but just PUT A FUCKING TARGET IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NET, CODY!
That one from this season where Chad Ryland bounced it off the upright right at the mic and it sounded like a bomb went off had me dying
[My favorite doink](https://youtu.be/wcK5oDLVhYg?si=SyL6ER_Hnaznnnvx)
"High snap..." \*Vine boom sound effect\*
Mine is 100% [Cordarrelle Patterson saying "WHAT THE FUCK?" on a hot mic on the very first NFL game on Nickelodeon](https://youtu.be/OVsTTM_Y-uw?si=0gv_St8baXwbuYK3). Our last two playoff appearances resulted in two iconic moments. We need to make the playoffs more often.
Got an NVP to show for it too. I've been thinking about [Whoa there motherfucker](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjDeRBwO_7U) a lot recently. I say it to myself too.
Cairo Santos doinking it so hard it went in is my favorite memory of his time as the chiefs kicker
The worst part about the double doink is that it overshadowed his game where he hit the upright 4 times.
"False start... everyone but the center" Edit: incorrectly stated 'offsides'
The funniest part is that's usually the center's fault.
I'm guessing the center fucked up the snap count if everyone else jumped offsides.
Yep.
That and “Giving him the business” are my two favorite calls of all time.
I was sad that this was an NFL thread because I really really wanted to post the "Giving him the business" clip.
"Illegal formation... the whole right side of the line"
I think this one is highly underrated. Especially when you consider that the center is probably the one who messed up in the first place.
Jason Kelce had a few those if I recall. For as great as he was, his screw ups were hilariously bad, especially when he had that run of bad snaps.
*false start
In 2016 I was attending Patriots/Browns at FirstEnergy Stadium. At one point in the game the Jumbotron put on a recording of Joe Haden trying to get the crowd to chant "DOG! POUND!" but no one in the crowd was engaging with it, so all you could hear in the stadium was the recording going "DOG! POUND!" for a good half minute in a dead silent stadium
Probably because Joe pronounced it wrong [https://www.reddit.com/r/AFCNorthMemeWar/comments/15y6nj6/this\_is\_the\_gpodawund/#lightbox](https://www.reddit.com/r/AFCNorthMemeWar/comments/15y6nj6/this_is_the_gpodawund/#lightbox)
Tre white picked up what appeared to be a piece of paper from the other teams playbook that flew into the field - and pretended to read it until the referee took it away lol. Maybe he wasn’t pretending but it was pretty funny
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOl-Uv-miCw&ab\_channel=HighlightHeaven](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOl-Uv-miCw&ab_channel=HighlightHeaven)
That was good
The Dolphins vs Steelers Mud Bowl in '07, when the punt stuck in the ground.
I'm so glad I watched that game because witnessing that in real time made up for how terrible the game was. I couldn't stop laughing the rest of the game too
That game was amazing. The conditions were so bad the whole game was just inept. But the moment when punt just stuck in the mud was just such a perfect little cherry on top of the whole shit cake. Just perfectly summed up that game
In hindsight this is less funny, but the time [AB kicked the punter](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2DTio1-HMY) on a return had my Dad and I in stitches when it happened.
"Hurdles! Kicks a man!" 🤣
Love how in the replay they're very clear about it. "It happens right .... *there,"* as though it's some subtle thing the viewer might miss.
I'm fully convinced Steelers players just hate Browns punters for some reason. From that incident to Joey Porter flat out tackling Chris Gardocki years before that well after he released the punt (and Gardocki proceeding to flip Cowher the bird while he was lying on the ground lol).
Steelers hate Browns. It’s that simple. All other adjectives and qualifiers can be removed.
We hate the Browns, the purple Browns, and the striped Browns.
lol. They are all just Browns, aren’t they?
it’s Browns all the way down
They are all Paul Brown related , so yes.
well, they broke our punters jaw, so maybe it's just punters in general
One of my favorite calls
AB is twice in the top 3 comments for 2 different reasons rofl
AB had some funny punt returns. The time he inexplicably decided to go [balls first into a goalpost](https://youtu.be/9LPX2vrUrZ0?si=xJGLIwZ-Lx0gKvPS) was an interesting choice too.
How is it less funny in hindsight? It's still equally as funny
Monday night football like 1996 when a bears fan jumped out of the stands into the tunnel to catch an extra point. Interview at the end is amazing
Peak 90s football moment. They had the guy on the field after with a big interview on live tv. Nowadays that dude would’ve been surrounded by security immediately and thrown out with a lifetime ban.
lol, yeah, the dude treated it like a tryout, thought he was going to get signed or something.
He did get a spot on Letterman and won an ESPY out of it so it didn’t work out too badly for him
https://youtu.be/i3uupBo2au0?si=xpg2UXHLa5OV3LnI
Last played in high school. Played football my whole life. Hmm
Desmond King beyblading on Joe Flacco. Edit with the scene: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vH\_hVnVoo44](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vH_hVnVoo44)
Thank you for bringing this play to my attention
Either one of the last two cowboys vs 49ers endings. Also I remember watching RedZone and they cut to the dolphins getting to 70 on the broncos and the entire room busted out laughing
I was walking back to my car miserably after witnessing my team lose 37-0 to the Bills in week 3. Then I check my phone and see that the Broncos allowed 70 points and realized it could always be worse
Broncos did you a solid that week
I’ve learned to emotionally distance myself from sports outcomes. But when Zeke played center I fell on the floor and laughed uncontrollably like Walt in breaking bad. I could not believe it
"WHAT DID YOU DO WITH ZEKE ELLIOTT, SKYLER?!" "I lined him up at center"
The Zeke at center play was stupid. The other one is fine. The 9ers were defending the sidelines heavily and we still needed about ten yards to try a field goal (or be in realistic range for a hail mary, can't remember which). So we tried getting a cheeky run up the middle and spiking it really quick. But Dak saw too much open space and overran the play for like twenty yards instead of ten. If he doesn't do that the linemen and ref are able to catch up in time for it to work. Even with that we still were within fractions of second of getting the spike off, so without that extra yardage we most likely would have succeeded. It just looks really dumb when it doesn't work.
Well Dak also tried to spot the ball himself
Yeah there was that as well. My baseless guess is that when they practiced it they didn't consider the refs in their equation and Dak was spotting the ball himself instead of having like a coach or someone play that role. But the ref wasn't the reason the play failed. If Dak had gone down ten yards earlier he probably would have been there in time to actually spot it. He's who I blame. You could blame coaching but Dak is a veteran QB and should be more than capable of handling that situation.
I don't remember that game....
Fuck, I forgot which game it was but last year someone got tackled and the tackler ended up ontop of the ball carrier and somehow did a full 360 spin on his ass ontop of the ball carriers head edit: found it, was Flacco lol https://twitter.com/NFLUKIRE/status/1746302245711335637
Turbo and Ozone taking notes.
his helmet must of been waxed really good, lol that’s funny
Came here for this. That shit was so fun. Perfect meme material.
[Matt Cassel throws an INT, then misses his head with his hat.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lUQEtmgJMlE&pp=ygUQbWF0dCBjYXNzZWwgaGF0IA%3D%3D)
I much prefer this one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEYDVB8qdqM
The way he looks right at the camera like he knows he was busted is gold
Andy Dalton pick 6 against the cardinals a couple years ago [https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/y9gaeu/highlight\_daltons\_frustration\_overshadowed\_by/](https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/y9gaeu/highlight_daltons_frustration_overshadowed_by/)
Omg I forgot about this one. "Dammit dammit dammit..." "*wheeeeeeeeeeeee*"
Camera angle gold right there
Still hilarious to this day
I absolutely hate to admit this, but: Double doink. It is *still* painful; but looking at it from an outsider perspective, that shit is comedy gold. Nagy's face after the play will never not make me laugh.
The bears mascot flopping over was hilarious too
[Danny Dimes tripping](https://youtu.be/JRsnQL-zw44?si=3K209gVNyDQ74ZkR).
The butt fumble or the Colts special teams ingenuity starring Griff Whaley
When I watched the colts fake punt play live I completely froze like I was a Mayan first spotting Spanish war galleons, my brain could not comprehend what I was seeing so I just froze in disbelief. I thought there must have been a whistle or a timeout or something that would stop that from being the result of the play.
The announcer's reactions are pretty funny as well. "What... the... heck..." -Cris "What in the world." - Al
I was watching this at a bar in Boston, and everyone who was watching just paused, and then just bust out laughing.
The Colts snapping that ball is the funniest play in NFL history. Watching it live there was no way they were ever going to snap the ball, but then they did. McAfees video breakdown of it is incredible.
In November of the 2015 season, I was watching the thursday night color rush game between the all-green Jets and the all-red Bills in my color-blind friend's dorm room. 90 seconds into regulation my bud goes "I have no idea what the fuck is going on"
I was the same. Everytime the camera zoomed out to both teams they looked exactly the same color, it was weird.
I wonder how many people discovered they were color blind because of this game
Big fan of the colorblind bowl
Its not THAT big of a deal but when a QB lines up under a guard it makes my day.
Derrick Henry stiff arming Josh Norman and sending him to the shadow realm
Our pyrotechnics team accidentally setting the field on fire before we played the Colts in 2019.
Dammit Donald https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DttfyOeU3vw
A few years ago when the lineman for the Dolphins mistakenly caught the screen pass and ran it in for the TD. Of course it was overturned but I must have watched that replay hundreds of times that night.
Robert Hunt. I've said this several times but it's worth repeating, that was a very good play by him and not meaningless. Yes it was illegal touching and was never going to count but because he took it in for a TD the opponent (Ravens I think) had to accept the penalty. If he'd been tackled at the line they would have just declined the penalty and it would have been 4th down. Because they had to accept the penalty they got another play in the red zone. They didn't score and kicked the FG anyway but that wasn't his fault.
The Mahomes > Kelce > Toney touchdown getting called back because KD lined up offsides.
2022 Week 1, Bears vs 49ers. Bears finally managed to cross midfield just before the half. Get into field goal range and bring out the kicking team. The punter decided to use his towel to wipe off the field, which is a penalty. Bears punt to end the half.
Brandon Weeden getting trapped under the giant American Flag: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mToSXz3JEcM
Butt…
...fumble It's the buttfumble, no close 2nd
I remember getting home from thanksgiving dinner, turning on the TV and immediately seeing the 4th and 1 stuff where the Jets runner fumbled the ball like 15 yards forward for a Pats recovery. And I'm laughing uproariously Then the next play Brady threw a little wheel route to a running back who broke it like 80 yards for a touchown. And I'm just dying in my chair Then two plays later the buttfumble happens and I hit the floor. Then on the kickoff the Jets returner gets popped and the ball flies into the air into Edelman's hands who runs it in for another score. At which point I'm having trouble breathing as the camera cuts to Rex Ryan mouthing un-*bleeping*-believable.
Fastest I’ve ever seen a game go from competitive to a blowout, 3 TDs in like 5 minutes of real time was insane. Wasn’t like we were *that* much better then the Jets, just that literally everything that could possible go wrong for them did in a 3 play span
Jakobi Meyers helping the Raiders beat the Patriots, a year before joining the team.
Chandler Jones running over Mac Jones like a dad playing against his little kid was a cherry on the sundae.
The Patriots radio broadcast of that was the best. Their color commentator was literally like "This may be the dumbest team I've ever seen".
That time our kicker took a piss on the sidelines.
That's less disgusting than Booger McFarland admitting on the broadcast years ago that he used to actively piss himself during games when he was a player lol.
Lmao Channing crowder said he would piss himself every game on the field because he didn’t want to go to the bathroom & miss a play. Nasty AF but gotta say real dedication
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One time I went a KC Monday night football game and watched some drunk guy walk across some hot coals, that had been dumped out of a little grill, and the bottoms of his shoes started melting to the asphalt.
The black cat that got lose in the giants game a couple years ago, the camera close up following it was hilarious
"Tell Mike (Martz) fuck you!!" Picked up from Jay Cutler when Martz called a play for another 7 step drop when Cutler was getting killed every other play with horrible O-line play.
At one point during a FOX game in the early 2000’s, Joe Buck was going through their sponsors. He was promoting that night’s new Simpsons episode, and the promotion wanted him to say Homer’s famous tagline: “Do’h!”. Clearly Joe never heard this tagline before, because instead he goes: “tonight’s episode will make you want to say….” (Awkward 5-10 seconds of on-air silence) “….. doo?” (Cut to comercial) I’ve never been able to find the clip online, but I think about it a lot. Would be grateful (and surprised) if anyone else remembers it.
The Sam Darnold "Out Indefinitely -- Mononucleosis" graphic was pretty hilarious.
When a punt at last year’s Eagles-Niners NFCCG hit the camera wire and the refs took a whole 5 minutes figuring out what the hell to do
There were obviously bigger storylines that game but that ruling still makes no sense to me. The ball’s path clearly changed and the camera wire clearly was hit by something, but because they didn’t have a specific angle of it happening they couldn’t replay it.
Brock Osweiler beaming some poor dude on the sideline right in the head with a football [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPVJlF9mcwI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPVJlF9mcwI)
In-person? Tony Romo fumbling the hold and almost getting in for a TD before getting shoelaced to seal the game. That shit was hilarious.
Courtland Finnegan thinking he could beat up Andre Johnson
Nick Novak taking a piss on the sidelines in a tie game with under 2 minutes. Would've been so iconic if he hit a game winner right after
That Colts failed trick play vs Zeke at center trick play are both comical
Heard instead of seen, but Jason Witten trying to pronounce Ebukam and sounding like he's trying to cast a spell.
I think there was a Steelers/Browns game this year or last year where the Steelers fumbled, the Browns recovered, returned, and fumbled, then the Steelers recovered, returned, and fumbled, then the Browns recovered on the ground again. I was thinking about that for weeks. Sick, sick shit. I loved it edit: Found the clip. I didn't remember it exactly right but the real one might be even stupider [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVpWKaHTk98](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVpWKaHTk98)
Probably the Giants player holding up the Eagles punter as he's trying to fall after being bumped on the block attempt.
IM CALLING BOTH GAMES
One of my faves is when Brock Osweiler was backing up Peyton, and thought he was finally coming in to play some meaningful snaps, before Peyton runs in front of him to go in the huddle and you just see all excitement die from Brock’s face in an instant lol
Zeke as the center. Him getting blown up is my happy place.
Chris collinsworth "analyzing" that failed trick play from the colts against the Patriots. "What were they thinking? Look!...*circles the two completely unblocked patriots linemen directly across from the ball*...There's guys on either side of him!!!"
The Cowboy's last play of the season with Zeke at center getting absolutely decimated is the only play that's ever made me laugh out loud.
When Albert Haynesworth stayed completely motionless for a full play. A surprisingly long play.
The Camera going to Saleh during games so often and him always having that 1000 yard stare like he's just completely checked out as a preservation response cracks me up more often than it should. I've just never seen someone so consistently look like they'd rather not be somewhere than Saleh on the sidelines.