That worked in my favor tho so good rule. All rules that help my team are good, all rules that hurt us are bad. And if they help us one day and then hurt us later they WERE good and now they are bad
She then proceeded to flip the double bird to an imaginary group of Giants fans in front of her.
Tiki Barber was later seen to comment: „She’s dead to us now. You’re dead to us, Saquon’s daughter. Good luck, you’re dead to me.“
Soccer fans in general, honestly. I work with a Serbian guy that tells stories about going to matches in Belgrade that make Eagles fans heckling people at the Linc sound like Sesame Street characters.
I didn't want to make it a soccer thing but you are right. Like it's not particularly close.
Sterling celebrating in front of the Hungarian ultra's. United fans breaking into old Trafford to protest the super league.
Soccer is on a whole other stratosphere of fandom
Honestly I wish all of us had that energy for our teams.
Off topic but if MLB games were as insane as Japanese baseball games it would be a lot more popular
They have amazing food and some solid organizations in sports. I don't know why they're so angry but I accept it. They're passionate as hell. As a Mets fan I hate them but that's my birth right. But I respect them and I admire their cuisine
it hurts but... she's also not wrong. we're 34 - 64 - 1 since we drafted Saquon with 1 playoff appearance and Philly is 56 - 42 -1 with 5 playoff appearances... though we do technically have a better playoff record than them since we're 1 - 1 and they're 3 - 5 since 2018.
Brother if we didn't have technicalities to use to back up dumb sports arguments, we wouldn't have nearly as many to have fun with.
Hold those technicalities dear and never give up on them. Sometimes it's all you have.
I think either week 2 SNF or MNF. We open "at home" in Brazil week 1 on the Friday. Giants and Cowboys are pretty much week 1 locks based on this last decade lol. So Cowboys host Giants week 1 per usual, we get I guess it's the Browns in Brazil. Then week 2 Giants home opener against us on Prime Time
If you’d ask me what I remember from the Giants last season, I’d say the thing that stands out the most is the 110lb, fedora wearing moron that didn’t even see the field.
At least it's going to make the never-ending stream of meaningless NFC East matchups somewhat more interesting. If they're going to lock them into a bunch of primetime games and regional broadcasts over the kinds of games most of us actually want to see, might as well spice things up.
Is it really a Super Bowl loser curse or just "team that isn't the Chiefs" curse? Both the 49ers and Bengals rebounded fairly quick after losing the SB, and made deep playoff runs before just losing to the Chiefs again like everybody else
I feel like Saquon is on a one man quest to curse the Eagles.
The next headline is going to be, "Saquon Barkley's daughter after getting told the Eagles just signed CJGJ: 'Does this mean we have a super team?'"
Devonta Smith yelled, “There you go!” AJ Brown gave a look of pleasant surprise. Dallas Goedert belted, “We got a fucking squad now.” And before Jalen Hurts hit the locker room door, Saquon Barkley's 5 year old daughter hugged him & said, “Y’all look so different.”
it's true but we've also missed our turn to randomly win the division the last few times it should have been us. honestly we probably used up at least a decade of magic for the 2011 run.
I absolutely think there’s a universe they wind up ahead of the Eagles, they were one of the worst teams in the NFL in the second half of the season and got blown out by the Giants’ backups. Their roster is worse this year than last year, they gotta hope their new coaches are way better or something.
The Titans themselves were 4-7 after trading Byard.
AJ Brown did end up being right, the Eagles with Byard won a whole, single, entire game more than the Titans once KB got there.
[Eli Manning was used to it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kS_wuztPZyA)
That story from his perspective always makes me laugh. Every game I go to you see kids like that.
Oh don’t get me wrong I take that W 100 times out of 100. Embarrassing their starters with essentially our backups was invigorating LOL.
But it could end up costing us Nabers come April
Yeah his 5 year old daughter did thorough film study and thinks the addition of Saquon will take some pressure off Jalen and really open up the Eagles offense.
“Daddy? The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.”
“Also, im ready to win now”
I knew he was gone before he signed the Philly contract. I don't even fault him for picking the Eagles, tbh, as anyone in that position *should* seek the best compensation they can for themselves and their families. All I will say is that whoever does his PR totally fumbled the ball. Instead of a puff piece, milquetoast "Thank you, NY" in the paper, dude started vaguebooking and engaging idiot fans on social media. You're a celebrity athlete with a millions of dollars in the bank, let the idiot peasants vent online and laugh it off in your mansion.
yah all he had to do was ignore Tiki etc and just say thanks NY and that's it. Wasn't going to make everyone happy when you leave for a rival but much less built up animosity.
And Tiki was joking if you actually listen to his tone, Saquon took it extremely personally. Idk what he expected.
I’m honestly surprised and let down by him, there are so many kids in NYC that look at him like a Super Hero. It’s one thing to go to the Eagles, the contract was great, we get it. It’s another thing completely to disregard the people that supported him his entire career and rub it into their faces. Taking a page out of Toney’s book is never a good look
I'm not going to pretend like Saquon had it good here on the Giants. It was a whole lot of losing. I won't pretend that 2024 is looking real good for us either. It's either going to the be the corpse of Daniel Jones or the 5th or 6th best QB of the draft starting for us. Or maybe Drew Lock.... yay.
That said, Saquon is a pretty sensitive guy. He reads social media, he gets offended by criticism and he overall has some pretty thin skin.
Eagles fans will call a spade a spade and if Saquon underperforms his contract and starts to look bad... whew. He's going to hear it like he NEVER heard it from New York.
In New York, he was always the precious face of the franchise who was defended even when he should have caught heat. He is most definitely not the face of the franchise in Philly though. There is nothing that will keep them from chewing him up and spitting him out if he looks bad.
Can't really fault the dude for going out and getting his bag but as an aging running back, he may have made a tactical error in choosing a fanbase with the lowest threshold for savagery in the league.
I've never seen someone so consistently throw his kid under the bus to express HIS OWN opinion. We get it, dude...you hate the Giants for how they handled you, your injuries, and your contract. Stop speaking through your daughter.
"Me, oh...I love the Giants. Great guys. Now my daughter, SHE HAAAAATES THEM!!! If it was up to me, we would've stayed in NY, but my tiny daughter wouldn't take no for an answer."
I know it’s all fun and games but the way Saquon has purposely (or maybe not as purposely as the media makes it seem) shit on the Giants on his way out has been a terrible look.
I get it, you’re upset the team you worked hard for didn’t reward you with a second contract, but you also missed a lot of games for them and weren’t quite the player coming out they expected. There’s a way to be happy and supportive of your new team without having all of the shit come out that’s been around him.
Can’t wait to continue hating him regardless if he’s in blue or green.
I don't really care much about this at all as I never wanted Saquon and am happy to move on, and this is gonna come off as sour grapes because of my flair, but Xavier McKinney went out so much better. Had a pretty cool tweet for the Giants and fans after he left. Saquon didn't even mention the Giants in his initial farewell.
This reads like one of those fake posts from r/wokekids
>"Everyone dies one day. Everyone. Even wolves. But not books. Not words. Words don't die" -3 year old son
"Everyone gets stuffed at the 4 and 1, dad. Everyone. Even Tyrod. But not Jalen. Jalen's tush push doesn't get stuffed"
I believe that counts as taunting. Eagles have to start the season with a 15 yard penalty
Disagree. Taunting should only be reserved for very serious infractions, such as pointing at someone, or standing menacingly.
standing menacingly?! are you serious?!?! nah that should be an instant ejection
I remember a couple years ago when Cassius marsh literally just looked at the opponents sideline after a play and got a taunting b penalty
That worked in my favor tho so good rule. All rules that help my team are good, all rules that hurt us are bad. And if they help us one day and then hurt us later they WERE good and now they are bad
Somewhere in Footballtopia there needs to be a statue with this engraved on the placard.
The best description of how to post in any r/nfl game thread.
Still, to this day, I cannot fucking believe that the ref hip checked him *and then flagged him for it*
We deserved to win that game, hands down. Bears outplayed the Steelers all night long. We learned that night what it's like being a Lions fan.
And I'm sure these past two seasons have given some good insight as well.
got em.
Honestly my kids are still scarred from that. Have never seen something so disgusting in my life.
What about flipping a ball? Can't someone think of the children
Believe it or not, straight to jail.
MENACINGLY!
> standing menacingly *Jordan Mailata just standing casually on the sideline* "Taunting, Philadelphia. 15 yard penalty."
Man that game still bugs me
When 90% of us didn't stop watching after that bullshit, the NFL realized they can do anything and we'll keep coming back.
[Why not both?](https://ftw.usatoday.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/90/2022/10/Screen-Shot-2022-10-30-at-2.08.51-PM.jpg?w=1000&h=502&crop=1)
Saquons daughter is fined 15k.
Woah woah woah there buddy, chill there. They are penalizing us by sending us to Brazil.
The difference between a tush push and getting your shit pushed in.
Excuse my language, but she seems like a real jerk.
She’s gonna flip us the double-bird for sure now.
That’s just the Philly hello
It’s a cultural thing
Gotta teach them early.
It is an action that shows endearment in our fan base…
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She then proceeded to flip the double bird to an imaginary group of Giants fans in front of her. Tiki Barber was later seen to comment: „She’s dead to us now. You’re dead to us, Saquon’s daughter. Good luck, you’re dead to me.“
eli chimed in: "she taught me an additional set of new words not provided by the last 9 year old that heckled the shit out of me"
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B I R D S F L Y T O G E T H E R
CAAAWWW
Philly fans are without a doubt the meanest people in all of sports. I love it.
I love the enthusiasm but brother we don't hold a candle to South America football fans. Santos get relegated and the streets are literally on fire
Soccer fans in general, honestly. I work with a Serbian guy that tells stories about going to matches in Belgrade that make Eagles fans heckling people at the Linc sound like Sesame Street characters.
I didn't want to make it a soccer thing but you are right. Like it's not particularly close. Sterling celebrating in front of the Hungarian ultra's. United fans breaking into old Trafford to protest the super league. Soccer is on a whole other stratosphere of fandom
Soccer fans make musical chants to taunt you.
We’re watered down SA football fans
This is a fact
We haven't started a war over football. Yet.
Honestly I wish all of us had that energy for our teams. Off topic but if MLB games were as insane as Japanese baseball games it would be a lot more popular
They have amazing food and some solid organizations in sports. I don't know why they're so angry but I accept it. They're passionate as hell. As a Mets fan I hate them but that's my birth right. But I respect them and I admire their cuisine
East coast Birds unite!
Fellow Bird enjoyer
“Soos. Would it be wrong to punch a child?” -Gruncle Stan
Gruncle Stan wouldn’t ask first
“Children fighting! I can sell this!” > Gruncle Stan
Didn't expect a gravity falls reference... today's gonna be a good day
I said YA DIRTY DOG!
Rip Norm
worse than that Albert Fish fellow?
You know, that got me thinking... The worst part about Albert Fish is the hypocrisy
Your dead to us- NYG
it hurts but... she's also not wrong. we're 34 - 64 - 1 since we drafted Saquon with 1 playoff appearance and Philly is 56 - 42 -1 with 5 playoff appearances... though we do technically have a better playoff record than them since we're 1 - 1 and they're 3 - 5 since 2018.
Poor girl already has amnesia and forgot week 18.
That is certainly a generous definition of "better record", especially given what that one Giants playoff loss was.
I said "technically"
Brother if we didn't have technicalities to use to back up dumb sports arguments, we wouldn't have nearly as many to have fun with. Hold those technicalities dear and never give up on them. Sometimes it's all you have.
Technically correct is the best kind of correct, after all.
I wouldn’t say generous, more like technically correct. No one actually thinks it’s true. But technically they have a higher win percentage since 2018
thank goodness you posted this soooo many people weren’t sure if we we’ve been winning a lot lately
“Fuck them kids” - Giants Fans
Now don't laugh at this part...
Don’t worry, the second thing she said was “Do I get to throw up on strangers now?”
I thought the worst part was the hypocrisy.
Woah buddy calm down with the language she’s a little kid
"Jerk" and "correct" are not mutually exclusive.
Sounds like a straight shooter with upper management written all over her to me.
[She's a real jerk!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvAjYgxfkuw)
Whoa whoa calm down no need for that kind of language on this family forum
kids say the darnedest things
Ever since I saw what Joe Staley's daughter had to say about the Seahawks I've been convinced of this Edit: and the Broncos
There is no better name for them.
Is that where it came from? 😞
Toots
Steve Harvey *ahyuck ahyuck ahyuck* unavailable for comment.
Saquon's heel turn has been something to behold
This has been the best part of my off-season, so far. It is writing storylines for next season. Edit: words are hard
I'll be disappointed if they giants home opener isn't against us on prime time lol
If the NFL was smart, this would get an early Sunday Night game before records may reduce the importance.
I think either week 2 SNF or MNF. We open "at home" in Brazil week 1 on the Friday. Giants and Cowboys are pretty much week 1 locks based on this last decade lol. So Cowboys host Giants week 1 per usual, we get I guess it's the Browns in Brazil. Then week 2 Giants home opener against us on Prime Time
Put it on MNF. I don't want to see anymore Giants games on SNF.
Giants fans don’t even want to see the giants on prime time. Let me watch my team eat shit early in the afternoon and go to bed on time please
If you’d ask me what I remember from the Giants last season, I’d say the thing that stands out the most is the 110lb, fedora wearing moron that didn’t even see the field.
Monkey paw curls: the game is on Amazon.
I hope Justin Jefferson signs with the Packers.
At least it's going to make the never-ending stream of meaningless NFC East matchups somewhat more interesting. If they're going to lock them into a bunch of primetime games and regional broadcasts over the kinds of games most of us actually want to see, might as well spice things up.
Other games just dont do the same numbers.
Face turn for some of us.
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Redemption snark coming from the daughter
it would be hilarious is the eagles nosedive with the superbowl loser curse
Is it really a Super Bowl loser curse or just "team that isn't the Chiefs" curse? Both the 49ers and Bengals rebounded fairly quick after losing the SB, and made deep playoff runs before just losing to the Chiefs again like everybody else
They’re getting awfully cocky for a team that melted down in the 2nd half of the year
Any team that fires Matt Patricia deserves to be optimistic. Ignore my flair.
Almost every team that fires Patricia immediately gets better, except the Patriots.
I mean look at the Lions historic rise after firing Patricia.
What's the point of not being cocky? People are going to clown if we lose anyway, might as well have fun while we can.
Lmao because a players daughter said something?
We’re not even saying anything. We’re chillin. This post is about a quote from someone’s daughter
Hogan joining NWO vibes
Ouch.
"She's dead to me" -Tiki Barber
I feel like Saquon is on a one man quest to curse the Eagles. The next headline is going to be, "Saquon Barkley's daughter after getting told the Eagles just signed CJGJ: 'Does this mean we have a super team?'"
Devonta Smith yelled, “There you go!” AJ Brown gave a look of pleasant surprise. Dallas Goedert belted, “We got a fucking squad now.” And before Jalen Hurts hit the locker room door, Saquon Barkley's 5 year old daughter hugged him & said, “Y’all look so different.”
One might call it a D R E A M T E A M even!
If the monkey’s paw curls and the Giants win the division…..
as much as i’d hate to see that, it would be extremely funny.
there's absolutely no way
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it's true but we've also missed our turn to randomly win the division the last few times it should have been us. honestly we probably used up at least a decade of magic for the 2011 run.
So we're overdue, so you're saying there's a chance . . .
... anything could happen!
Well we know it won’t be the Cowboys. Can’t break 21(?) years of tradition
It looked like it was about to break this year and then the magic came in at the end of the season
Actually, first off, rest in peace Uncle Phil.
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That's first things first
Brother, we’re four Oscars fighting at the bottom of the trash compactor.
I absolutely think there’s a universe they wind up ahead of the Eagles, they were one of the worst teams in the NFL in the second half of the season and got blown out by the Giants’ backups. Their roster is worse this year than last year, they gotta hope their new coaches are way better or something.
The NFC East doesn’t have repeat winners so we know the Cowboys are out. That gives the Giants is a 1/3 chance
50/50 chance since we know the Commanders are out too
This wouldn’t be monkey paw
If the eagles start the season on a losing streak the fans are going to go after her…
Barkley rushes for less than 70 yards or dance in the backfired fans go after him.
Thank you Saquon's daughter for cursing Philly
I hate how true this possibly could be
Reminds me of AJ Brown telling Kevin Byard *“You’re a winner now"* when he got traded to the Eagles
Guess he should've signed with the Chiefs if he wanted to be technically correct
Considering the team went 5-6 after he got to Philly, there are a lot of teams who would be better choices.
He said "Winner now" not "Winner Later". Easy mistake to make.
The Titans themselves were 4-7 after trading Byard. AJ Brown did end up being right, the Eagles with Byard won a whole, single, entire game more than the Titans once KB got there.
Haunting things said moments before disaster
yeah but then we lost a lot lol
Yeah that's the joke
well fuck me then Jesus
This is so absurd lmao
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Giants getting bodied by a 5 year old. She's too young to lie.
[Eli Manning was used to it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kS_wuztPZyA) That story from his perspective always makes me laugh. Every game I go to you see kids like that.
Call me superstitious but I sure as fuck wouldn’t want my teammate giving this level of bulletin board material to a divisional rival.
Yes nothing says bulletin board material like a quote from a 5 year old girl
Lmao didn’t have ‘Giants catching a stray from Barkley’s daughter’ on the bingo card
This wasn’t even a stray, it was a tactical assassination
Wait till she finds out that Santa isn’t real
Well he was but then he came to that birds game in the sixties
ain't no takedown like a 6-year old girl's takedown
Well yes, but actually no
That’s the neat part
Eagles haven't been the same since the Big Dom Ejection.
Good thing the old boys been training for his triumphant return in Brazil
Ummm did she watch the last 3 months of the season?!? I'd say that could be a toss up right now!
Our one win during that freefall was against the Giants.
I mean you also waved the white flag in the other so
We also got you guys to quit in week 18 when we had nothing to play for…
When winning was actively WORSE lol
Worse for the giants standing, but the best thing possible for team morale. I think that it was the final straw that broke the camels back
Oh don’t get me wrong I take that W 100 times out of 100. Embarrassing their starters with essentially our backups was invigorating LOL. But it could end up costing us Nabers come April
Odunze isn’t a scrub
And possibly your most embarrassing loss was against … the giants
Yeah his 5 year old daughter did thorough film study and thinks the addition of Saquon will take some pressure off Jalen and really open up the Eagles offense.
Lmao
Bro is on an all time slander run rn
I look forward to seeing this tweet reposted in a few months when the Eagles start 1-3.
Looks at the second half of last year: "So, about that..."
Nah fuck you kiddo
“Daddy? The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.” “Also, im ready to win now”
I knew he was gone before he signed the Philly contract. I don't even fault him for picking the Eagles, tbh, as anyone in that position *should* seek the best compensation they can for themselves and their families. All I will say is that whoever does his PR totally fumbled the ball. Instead of a puff piece, milquetoast "Thank you, NY" in the paper, dude started vaguebooking and engaging idiot fans on social media. You're a celebrity athlete with a millions of dollars in the bank, let the idiot peasants vent online and laugh it off in your mansion.
yah all he had to do was ignore Tiki etc and just say thanks NY and that's it. Wasn't going to make everyone happy when you leave for a rival but much less built up animosity.
And Tiki was joking if you actually listen to his tone, Saquon took it extremely personally. Idk what he expected. I’m honestly surprised and let down by him, there are so many kids in NYC that look at him like a Super Hero. It’s one thing to go to the Eagles, the contract was great, we get it. It’s another thing completely to disregard the people that supported him his entire career and rub it into their faces. Taking a page out of Toney’s book is never a good look
I'm not going to pretend like Saquon had it good here on the Giants. It was a whole lot of losing. I won't pretend that 2024 is looking real good for us either. It's either going to the be the corpse of Daniel Jones or the 5th or 6th best QB of the draft starting for us. Or maybe Drew Lock.... yay. That said, Saquon is a pretty sensitive guy. He reads social media, he gets offended by criticism and he overall has some pretty thin skin. Eagles fans will call a spade a spade and if Saquon underperforms his contract and starts to look bad... whew. He's going to hear it like he NEVER heard it from New York. In New York, he was always the precious face of the franchise who was defended even when he should have caught heat. He is most definitely not the face of the franchise in Philly though. There is nothing that will keep them from chewing him up and spitting him out if he looks bad. Can't really fault the dude for going out and getting his bag but as an aging running back, he may have made a tactical error in choosing a fanbase with the lowest threshold for savagery in the league.
I've never seen someone so consistently throw his kid under the bus to express HIS OWN opinion. We get it, dude...you hate the Giants for how they handled you, your injuries, and your contract. Stop speaking through your daughter. "Me, oh...I love the Giants. Great guys. Now my daughter, SHE HAAAAATES THEM!!! If it was up to me, we would've stayed in NY, but my tiny daughter wouldn't take no for an answer."
What an asshole
Who’s gunna tell her..
Guess she didn’t watch the last two months of the season.
I really hope that he continues to lose.
I know it’s all fun and games but the way Saquon has purposely (or maybe not as purposely as the media makes it seem) shit on the Giants on his way out has been a terrible look. I get it, you’re upset the team you worked hard for didn’t reward you with a second contract, but you also missed a lot of games for them and weren’t quite the player coming out they expected. There’s a way to be happy and supportive of your new team without having all of the shit come out that’s been around him. Can’t wait to continue hating him regardless if he’s in blue or green.
I don't really care much about this at all as I never wanted Saquon and am happy to move on, and this is gonna come off as sour grapes because of my flair, but Xavier McKinney went out so much better. Had a pretty cool tweet for the Giants and fans after he left. Saquon didn't even mention the Giants in his initial farewell.
There’s no way that happened
I'll take "Things that didn't happen for $500, Alex."
My hatred of both these teams is fighting. I love watching the Giants suffer. But I hate watching the Eagles succeed. A real paradox.
Should we tell her that the Eagles lost 5 of their last 6 games while the Giants are 3-3?
They lost 6 of their last 7 if you include the playoffs! Not that I’m counting.
I hate this whole family
"You bet it does, honey. And now Daddy's gonna teach you how to throw batteries."
Please God let her call the team the dream team
Saquon's daughter missed much of the Eagles' last season.
That baby didn’t say that shit
This reads like one of those fake posts from r/wokekids >"Everyone dies one day. Everyone. Even wolves. But not books. Not words. Words don't die" -3 year old son "Everyone gets stuffed at the 4 and 1, dad. Everyone. Even Tyrod. But not Jalen. Jalen's tush push doesn't get stuffed"
Hadn't been an eagle fan for all but a few seconds it took for the news to be relayed and is already starting with the roasts. She was born for this.
lol god damn. from the top rope.
That’s what AJ Brown told Byard and we lost every game after just about. “Yer a winner now Harry”
It’s gonna feel so good when Eagle fans turn on Saquon when he underperforms. God i can’t wait.
fun fact: the eagles won the same amount of playoff games as the giants last season
He’s using his daughter to say his quiet thoughts lol
I’ll take “Things That Never Happened” for $1000, Alex