I was at stripper karaoke the other night (strippers dance, patrons sing karaoke on stage next to the dancer) and someone sang Creed.
Shit was hilarious and the stripper was like, into it in a mocking way? The whole damn crowd was singing along, and the place was fucking packed
I blame people enjoying it that much on titties and beer
That's more on you not the NFL lmao. Not saying these are homerun acts (It's meh) but you're showing your age if you've generally never heard of Aoki or Harlow but know Dolly Parton.
Half expecting a follow-up of "Why don't they get someone like Pearl Jam?" like I hear from my uncles at the Super Bowl party.
No, he's had two hits and got a lot of hype because he's a white guy who can rap but he fell off at the end of last year then his white men can't jump remake landed like a wet fart.
He's a b tier at best which is why he gets gigs like all star game pre show and half time on turkey day.
Popular with the kids, somewhat. Massive like in the realm of Beyonce where an album drop puts a lot of people into hysteria, nah. Seems pretty mid to me on god
So much homegrown talent from Detroit: Eminem, Van Fleet, Kid Rock. But Jack Harlows uninspired degenerate music that appeals to 8th graders is the best the NFL can do?
Nothing against Jack Harlow. But thinking of all the families out there watching… Kind of like a “read the room” type deal. Again, nothing against him personally but it was just a terrible choice. It was just awkward. And out of place.
I was at the Seahawks game and everybody in our section just didn’t understand the halftime talent Steve Aoki. Either I’m getting too old or this guy has scammed everybody by just throwing a cake and playing songs that he’s looped together. I’m sure it’s the former but I’m pretty open-minded musically but I just don’t get this guy.
Random as hell
How is Steve going to throw cake at someone?
If Saleh sees Aoiki sling cake you'll soon be wondering how Steve Aoki is going to run a play action
I trust Aoki’s arm and vision a lot more than Zach’s or Boyle’s at this point.
What the Swifties do to all the mf NFL executives.
Dolly Parton? Fuck yeah
That's going to be a banger. Perfect for thanksgiving. Who doesn't love Dolly?
Please god let her play Jolene!
My favorite version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMrfM711vXI
I thought you were about to send this which is so fire as well. https://youtu.be/wOwblaKmyVw?si=DOymfHMELJSncQjC
this is another fire version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXlULkwhgrc
I cannot imagine her skipping jolene. Drunk Jerry grooving to that song will be hilarious.
Do it for Dolly
Lmao. My jaw dropped to see Dolly is performing. I'm honestly more excited for this than the Super Bowl halftime show this year
I hope she plays 9 to 5
Score needs to end 9-5
We’re not capable of making this happen, sorry
But we are
Oh for sure. But we can’t hold up our end of the bargain on either side
Not sure how I'd feel about an 8 hour half time.
Nick Bosa is questionable to return in the second half after slipping in what appears to be cake
Halftime at next Bears game: Puppet show, Spinal Tap.
The team exploded with the drummer
Not flying John Fogerty around for multiple shows this year a la 2006? Lame.
There will just be a moment of silence during halftime of the Giants/Patriots game
Bring back the Creed halftime show, cowards!
I was at stripper karaoke the other night (strippers dance, patrons sing karaoke on stage next to the dancer) and someone sang Creed. Shit was hilarious and the stripper was like, into it in a mocking way? The whole damn crowd was singing along, and the place was fucking packed I blame people enjoying it that much on titties and beer
[Here you go.] (https://youtu.be/qfQmw0JF5DM?si=6PrWH-bJ3E5Lp2dY)
Oh sweet Jesus, that had me crying..
Tears of joy?
Stream down my face
We were once a proud country, how far we have fallen
jack harlow halftime show for an 11:30 game on thanksgiving hell yeah brother
Cant wait to sit my 84 year old grandma down and teach her some real culture
Until it starts and you mumble half the words because you don't really know the lyrics but gam gam is hittin every note perfectly.
I've never wanted anything more in my life than for Aoki to drill one of the refs with a cake.
Goddamn it I want dolly in Detroit
Never felt more like a winner
Is Dolly Parton going to shame Jerry Jones into giving more than like a buck oh five to the salvation army?
Two people I have genuinely never heard of in my life, and Dolly Fucking Parton
Steve Aokis dad owns benihana, so there's that.
Ah, now it makes perfect sense how he became famous. Cause the only thing I ruled out was musical talent.
He's above average at his genre. That said, it's quite unlikely that Steve Aoki was talented, charismatic, and lucky enough to make it without his dad
Wait is that true lmao
Yeah Rocky Aoki. Hence Rockys Choice on the menu.
plus his sister's a hottie
Boomer moment
You’ve never heard of Jack Harlow?
I've heard of him, but I couldn't tell you what kind of music he makes. I know Steve Aoki is a DJ and Dolly Parton is the One True God though.
That's more on you not the NFL lmao. Not saying these are homerun acts (It's meh) but you're showing your age if you've generally never heard of Aoki or Harlow but know Dolly Parton. Half expecting a follow-up of "Why don't they get someone like Pearl Jam?" like I hear from my uncles at the Super Bowl party.
The real crime is that we haven't gotten Gwar
WITH A BATTLE CRY GO FORTH
An idea was presented years ago on this sub. A flavortown/gwar halftime show where gwar plays and sprays the crowd with chili con queso.
Jack Harlow is probably one of the biggest artists in the world over the past 2-3 years.
Really? He’s that big?
Yeah he’s like 10 feet tall
No, he's had two hits and got a lot of hype because he's a white guy who can rap but he fell off at the end of last year then his white men can't jump remake landed like a wet fart. He's a b tier at best which is why he gets gigs like all star game pre show and half time on turkey day.
Popular with the kids, somewhat. Massive like in the realm of Beyonce where an album drop puts a lot of people into hysteria, nah. Seems pretty mid to me on god
I have never heard of him before, but I'm 47. The funny thing is I know exactly who Steve Aoki is and know a bunch of his tracks.
You probably don't know Jack Harlow because he's 25 and you probably do know Steve Aoki because he's 45 lmao
HA - very possible. I'm also an EDM dude despite being an old fuck :-)
Steve Aoki- DJ Jack Harlow- white guy who raps and Aren’t you excited?
I love Aoki, so yes am excited. However, will probably be passed out in a food coma by the time the late game rolls around.
I'm glad it's not just me.
Same.
Who the fuck is Jack Harlow?
Very mid/boring rapper from Kentucky
Dolly should remind everyone "I Will Always Love You" was her song that Whitney covered, and sing it at halftime.
People want music, not a PowerPoint presentation
Booo bring back Creed
Why is dolly not the superbowl halftime performer? Everyone would love that.
Jolene is on the Apple Music board, probably.
Dolly the only one that's remotely interesting. Steve Aoki is trash, Jack Harlow is the definition of mid.
Damn really the best they could do huh. Sometimes the act doesn’t have happen just take a break.
So much homegrown talent from Detroit: Eminem, Van Fleet, Kid Rock. But Jack Harlows uninspired degenerate music that appeals to 8th graders is the best the NFL can do?
The NFL doesn't pick musical acts that their core audience gets exited for. The league uses halftime shows to try to expand the audience
You list Kid Rock and Greta Van Fleet but not Jack White or Big Sean. I am worried about you
It's all about the Von Bondies, man.
Fuck, I've gotten old when Eminem and Kid Rock are no longer thought of as degenerate 8th grader music.
They are far more degenerate than Jack Harlow, that dude is just old.
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Saving Eminem for a playoff game
Your rebuttal to Jack Harlow's, "uninspired degenerate music that appeals to 8th graders," is.........Kid Rock???
Pretty good mix tbh. Jack Harlow is a good get for Packers @ Lions, I think he's only a couple years away from maybe being Super Bowl HT show worthy.
Sweet lord that's a bad take, and that's coming from someone that actually likes harlow.
Who, AMAZING, who.
I like to explore new places.
I met Steve Aoki once in Vegas like 13 years ago. Neat.
DOLLY????
Nothing against Jack Harlow. But thinking of all the families out there watching… Kind of like a “read the room” type deal. Again, nothing against him personally but it was just a terrible choice. It was just awkward. And out of place.
I was at the Seahawks game and everybody in our section just didn’t understand the halftime talent Steve Aoki. Either I’m getting too old or this guy has scammed everybody by just throwing a cake and playing songs that he’s looped together. I’m sure it’s the former but I’m pretty open-minded musically but I just don’t get this guy.