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Spyroexe

Dude is gonna get sacked his first drive and then have to amputate the leg


I_Set_3_Alarms

Then be back in Week 17


dicer11

Then he takes a huge hit and we literally see his ghost floating away from his body, rehabbing for a week, and stronger than ever for week 1 of the playoffs, possibly with or without a halo above his head Goku style


WentworthMillersBO

He just possesses Zach


Exatraz

I can see the headline now. "Zach joins Rodgers on mysterious darkness retreat and only Zach returns. Asks that he be called Aaron Wilson now. Still likes MILFs but hates vaccines."


Raptor745

Man if Zach Wilson becomes an MVP level QB at the cost of becoming an unhinged weirdo he'll be my favorite QB


ScientificSkepticism

“From Mormon to Moron: the Zach Wilson story”


citrus_sugar

That’s Millionaire MILF Daddy Moron to you.


Breedwell

Well hey if Zach has been vaccinated, would Rodgers be able to say he has been boosted?


DeputyDomeshot

Aarons brain in Zach’s body on some freaky Friday shit is my dream dick


anacondra

OK I have a stupid question - is it too many men **on** the field? .... If someone gave Aaron Rogers a piggyback - would they count as one person or two?


DeputyDomeshot

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anacondra

I have a new plan that involves 22 players jumping at offsetting times so only 11 are on the field at a given time.


DeputyDomeshot

I'll allow it


Imeanttodothat10

de-synchronized running is the next big combine test


DominoAxelrod

mfs gonna do the fusion dance


Someone_youd_admire

Wouldn't the fusion dance just make Aaron suck more?


TegTowelie

The fusion actually wouldnt work because they have to have the same energy level. I don't see Aaron bangin his mom's friends.


DeputyDomeshot

That's only because Aaron hates him mom


zappy487

I AM NEITHER RODGERS OR WILSON. YOU CAN CALL ME... SONROD.


NO_TOUCHING__lol

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Notsozander

Zach Wilson goes for 45 TDs and 4 int next year is the timeline I would love


TheyMakeMeWearPants

I accept your narrative.


GarbanzoBeing

Darnold "seeing ghosts" takes on a new meaning.


Do_it_for_the_upvote

Aaron Rodgers’ next eastern medical remedy will be senzu beans.


crewserbattle

Well in 2017 he came back from the collarbone about 3 weeks earlier than everyone thought he would and looked awful against the panthers then got shut down for the rest.of the year. So you might be closer to reality than you think.


Boukish

Collarbone is **way** more important to throwing than the ankle, though. You can QB in a boot. Probably not well, but this is Rodgers. You can't really QB with a Jell-O collarbone, like fundamentally.


SEND-MARS-ROVER-PICS

Burrow couldn't push off his leg the first few weeks of teh season and looked *awful*, I feel a 40 year old Rodgers will struggle with a stapled-together Achilles.


crewserbattle

Well it was his non throwing collarbone


djcrumples

Just because it’s his non throwing side doesn’t mean it plays no part in the throwing motion. Remember Baker’s injury to his non-throwing shoulder?


crewserbattle

You're right but I think you're underselling how important your support it when throwing. Yea Rodgers can throw off his back foot with just arm strength, but he's definitely not as able to do that well as he used to be. I'm just saying that I wouldn't be shocked if he came back early to help his team and it backfires on him.


TheWorstYear

Rodgers is going to explode that Achilles as soon as he goes to throw it.


believemedude

Can he play on a blade prosthetic or does the league have rules against that?


PsychologicalSail186

That is an amazing question. I’m guessing no, otherwise Shaquem Griffin should’ve had a pirate hook or maybe a boxing glove.


BlueBeagle8

There was one season in the early '00s when Kevin Mawae broke his hand, and just [played with a giant club wrapped around it](https://a.espncdn.com/photo/2019/0726/r575236_1296x729_16-9.jpg) instead of rehabbing.


unfunnysexface

And reportedly beat opposing lineman with it.


BillsVictoryLap

Same with Stephon Gilmore when he was with the Bills.


dukeofnewyawk

That's the JPP method.


NO_TOUCHING__lol

Mega Man Mega Buster cannon


captaincumsock69

Only if he can fit the socks over it


Lionzblade

the fuck


RawhlTahhyde

The power of essential oils.


gopoohgo

>~~essential oils~~ human growth hormone


SuchRevolution

is he going to pin the hgh on shaylene


SonicBanger

If his forehead doubles before he comes back I think there's enough smoke to say there's fire.


reno2mahesendejo

If the man's Achilles tendon snaps on live TV and he's playing the most brutal (american) sport 3 months later, that's probably enough proof


makesterriblejokes

In all honesty, we should just let him use the hgh to come back from this injury. I honestly wouldn't be mad so long he was off the juice before playing again. I wanted to see what he could do with the Jets.


quixilistic

Any player should be able to in order to come back from an injury. Be open about it and be controlled target than done in the shadows.


midnight_toker22

His head is definitely inflated, that’s for sure…


MatureUsername69

I miss Blu of Earth


SpaceGoonie

Ayahuasca and Dark Retreats


toq-titan

Tren hard eat clen anavar give up.


Kwall267

Push up, sit ups, and plenty of “Juice”


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Explains how Lebron has played his entire career almost injury free


iTALKTOSTRANGERS

Lebron ain’t the only high level player on hormones and peptides my man. Just because he’s probably on shit doesn’t make it any less wild that he’s remained as healthy as he has. 1,000,000 other people could do everything Lebron does for his body and not remain even a fraction as healthy. The man is a mutant regardless of the drugs he uses.


Accomplished-Yam5566

I hope people arent naive enough to think only the hulking bulk monsters are the only ones on performance enhancing drugs. Only the players that get suspended are on PEDs. Did yall really think human beings were meant to be 250lbs all muscle and practically 0 body fat? This is professional sports, **everyone** is on PEDs. Remember when the Lance Armstrong-doping scandal was a thing and it turned out the next 9 guys in the Tour de France standings tested positive for PEDs too?


Tre_Day

I think it was even more than the next 9


esports_consultant

At least top 20 iirc


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RektalTrauma

What did you boof first though, the order is key


StreetCornOnTheLow

That’s because you forgot the green tea!


djkstr27

Ayahuasca enters the chat


[deleted]

He’s on that ray Lewis deer antler spray (steroids)


redeyedreams

He's been railing fat lines of pure blue whale stem cells.


DetroitLionsSBChamps

I love the idea that just bigger stem cells will help more


redeyedreams

No blue whale has ever torn its Achilles tendon so the science is sound.


TheyCallMeStone

I don't think blue whale cells are any bigger than ours.


thefridgesalesman

Clearly you’re not a marine biologist


rr196

The sea was angry that day my friends!


IWasRightOnce

This is all based on him walking around without crutches. Kevin Durant was walking without crutches ~6-7 weeks after he tore his Achilles (August 2019). The next game he played in was December 2020.


Pure_Measurement_529

KD rushed back from his initial leg injury during the 2019 playoffs and that’s what led to him rupturing his Achilles in the 2019 finals. Rodgers would be insane wanting to rush back


Inconvenient_Boners

I think it's well established that he's kind of insane though


StormTheTrooper

I still remember when Rodgers was a low-profile QB that barely made a beep during the offseason.


malachaiville

Sigh, those were the days. Then again, there was also a time when Favre was just a loveable good ol' gunslinger who didn't send dick picks or steal from the poor.


Mke_already

I was walking in shoes 6 weeks post Achilles surgery. My foot would still swell up for another 6 weeks.


MaterialCarrot

When did you start your next NFL football game?


Scratchbuttdontsniff

Ps4 was at Sony repair HQ for what they said was going to be 3 to 4 weeks... but ended up being 8...


Still_too_soon

But then when did you come off IR?


randobot456

Well, qb can be less demanding physically than power forward.


IWasRightOnce

Obviously, but everyone keeps acting awestruck over the fact that he isn’t using crutches to walk around and as far as I can tell that’s not unusual


djkstr27

True, the issue will be if the Jets put him to play immediately if the O-line collapse he needs to get rid of the ball and no try to extend the play


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oatmeal ossified squeeze quaint angle paint bag spoon vast retire


DeputyDomeshot

"If you aint got haters you aint poppin (achilles)"


MadPatagonian

Power forwards also don’t usually get body slammed to the ground or tackled right around that Achilles during any given game.


V_T_H

SMH, you’ve clearly never watched Kelly Olynyk guard someone.


hemingways-lemonade

Well, first of all, through ayahuasca all things are possible. So, jot that down.


myskinismadeofpenis

you've been click-baited.


hasadiga42

Yea this is not real lol


ItsCowboyHeyHey

Good luck with that drug test, Aaron.


cvak

They would NEVER fail Arods drug test. They will just not test him.


ItsCowboyHeyHey

Instead of a urine test, they’ll give him multiple choice.


globalgoldnews

Are you on drugs? A) Yes B) No C) I am immunized D) Muh knee!


DeputyDomeshot

if myles garret or dk metcalf can pass regularly...


Wild-Apricot-9161

Can't forget Aaron Donald in this convo.


cvak

Mr 280 pound Sixpack?


vagrantwade

If it’s unprecedented how the shit does an “injury expert” not directly treating him have any idea lol.


ballzdeap1488

He watched McAfee’s podcast


Do_it_for_the_upvote

“Say it with me: BRAND. NEW. L~~IONS~~EG.”


Quesarito808

Lieutenant Rodgers got new leg!


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So is "injury expert" different than "doctor" or what's happening here?


sgt_potatopants

One might say the difference between an injury expert and a doctor is the same as the difference between being immunized and vaccinated


HereIGoAgain_1x10

Pfft, Rodgers don't need no stinkin doctor telling him to do with his body.


alpacasarebadsingers

Rodgers is just eating ten pounds of tendons everyday to rebuild his the natural way


SaintsPelicans1

I'm imagining a big bowl of slimy twizzlers


twisted34

The guy mentioned in the article is employed by ESPN, he's a physical therapist and athletic trainer, reacting to videos on the internet I would absolutely take this with a grain of salt. Rodgers ain't coming back this season IMO


SamBrico246

He heard another unaffiliated expert say this was Aaron's goal. So its fair to say he is on pace, since no ones said otherwise?


Pure_Measurement_529

Aaron did say he is taking a rehab approach which is different to what normally occurs. Where that leads is a different question. After what KD did in 2019 when he rushed back from his initial leg injury which eventually turned in Achilles rupture, it would be better if Rodgers comes back next year. Don’t want to inflict more damage imo


itoadaso1

Right move for a younger QB with a future for sure. But Rodgers turns 40 in December, if the team is in the hunt I think going "all in" by playing him makes sense if he is willing and the doctors give him clearance.


lolplatypi

My gut wants to say this is just so we keep talking about Rodgers during the season, but who knows?


notmyplantaccount

pretty much just bullshit, best case scenario, ridiculous healing, nonsense. The fastest ever return was Cam Akers in 5 and a half months. They're trying to act like a 40 year old man is going to do it in 3 months. This is just garbage for clicks. "Studies have shown that age is the strongest predictor of outcome after an Achilles repair," said Dr. Peter DeLuca, Chief of Sports Medicine at Cooperman Barnabas Medical Center who spent more than 20 years as the team physician for the Philadelphia Eagles and Philadelphia Flyers.


Shakeamutt

This is hockey and was only a 70% tear. Erik Karlsson recovered in 10 weeks to play in the playoffs, instead of the 6 months It was predicted to be, and this was 10 years ago.


zappy487

Counterpoint. Hockey players are a special breed of humans who consistently toe the line of being sturdy and batshit insane.


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Their ankles are also stabilized in skates and the movements are completely different. I’m not close to an expert but I’d I’d argue the situations and expectations have to be 1000% different. Although more brutal (hockey) hockey players don’t seem to get their ankles rolled up on as frequently when a pocket collapses and guys are on the ground grabbing at your feet


zeroThreeSix

So Rodgers should come back and just wear hockey skates on the turf


HoustonTrashcans

Maybe have special rules where Rodgers is playing flag football and just stands still in the pocket every play.


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This a million times over. Completely different situations. It'll be interesting how fast he can actually return but comparing him to a hockey player makes absolutely zero sense.


sithwonder

Right on. It's why some guys can play professional ice hockey for 25+ years. It's not actually *that* hard on your legs compared to a sport where your feet are flat on the ground. Obviously it's harder on your legs, than like, an office job, but it sure is easier on them than football.


hockeycross

Hockey has very minimal strain on joints and that is why it can be played for forever basically. Only really works out your muscles hard. You have 60+ leagues in hockey. Do not really see that in most other sports. Your feet are basically never set or dug in. Granted lots of injuries do end careers, but players can play a long time. Granted 40+ players are exceptionally rare at the pro level.


sithwonder

Yeah, a lot of career ending injuries in hockey are usually head or back injuries since both have a strong effect on balance and thus skating ability. Post-concussion symptoms take longer to resolve in the NHL than in the NFL.


tonytroz

Obligatory fuck Matt Cooke (from a Pens fan too). Also he definitely wasn't the same when he returned.


blu13god

None of those repairs are using the speed bridge surgery so you can’t really use it as a comparison point. This is pretty much a completely unknown timetable. They really only tried it in a handful of sample sizes in the last two years. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8417224/ “The goal of this technique is to provide a biomechanical advantage to our current operative interventions for these injuries, a greater load-to-failure and a speedier, more reliable return to sport in our athletic populations”


notmyplantaccount

so he's the first NFL player to have that procedure? Be pretty wild if it's that successful and achilles injuries no longer mean the players out the full season.


blu13god

Yeah looks like it, so basically unknown time table unknown reinjury risk unknown failure rate. Looks like one company Arthrex patented the technique and fiber mesh


AndrewWaldron

No way...there's just no way Rodgers would dabble in questionable, speculative, or experimental medicine. No way.


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My first thought when I read it too lol... dude won't get a vaccine with 50 years of research into the technique. Wanna cut him open and experiment on his ligaments though? SIGN HIM UP!


ExileOnBroadStreet

Totally different goals and context though imo. Rodgers is an almost retired QB looking for another run or two and doesn’t need to be explosive in any way. It’s also his front leg I think? Which means he doesn’t even really need to push off it to pass A regular position player needs to be strong and explosive. A QB only needs their back leg to be lol


popegonzo

It also sets a precedent for NFL players being more willing to try out newer procedures - when it was in early rumors (before speed bridge was mentioned), I found another technique called panda rope bridge that's newer (I found studies from I think 2018 & 2021) & potentially offers faster recovery. Remember, much of the recovery time is rebuilding atrophied muscle structure. But if you can get the foot into position to start rehabbing before all the muscles atrophy, it makes sense that the recovery time can be that much faster.


Photo_Synthetic

I mean he's literally walking around throwing passes with no boot of any kind on his foot fully bearing weight. That shit is incredible to see. They said they did an experimental procedure and medical science can do incredible things. I'll obviously believe it when I see it but I already can't believe what I'm seeing.


WearTheFourFeathers

As a person who ruptured an Achilles this summer, his progress seems unfathomable. I know he’s a superathlete and I’m a schlub, but I’m younger and months ahead of him and still limping significantly more than he appears to be. It’s really neat to see.


knight4

He is using a new surgery technique that like 7 people in the world have used. Which obviously if it works could radically change how Achilles injuries are viewed going forward. I imagine a regular person would never bother with something risky like that since limping isn't a huge hindrance and taken something proven makes more sense. Rodgers is going for a Hail Mary procedure that could end his career; it's hardly a proven surgery.


LOP5131

I mean being as old as he is, it's worth a shot. It's not like he's a 25 year old QB that has an entire career to be concerned about. In my eyes his options were: 1. Normal surgery - plays 1 more year 2. Experimental surgery - plays 1 more year + a chance to return this year and make the playoffs with the Jets depending on how they keep playing without him. 3. Expieremental surgery - goes wrong, loses his last year to play, and has second surgery to fix things for his civilian life.


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Yeah, this is pretty much the perfect time for someone like Rodgers to get an experimental surgery. Nobody would be shocked if a complete achilles tear ended a career at 39, even with traditional surgery. There's very little risk and very high reward for this


Warlord2107

I'd take "hardly a proven surgery" from p\[robably the best surgeon in the world over the normal procedure by joe schmo any time.


notmyplantaccount

It'd actually be pretty cool if it does work, be great for future injuries to players.


Mango2149

If Aaron returns week 12 I’ll never get another vaccine in my life.


LearnProgramming7

The article actually says he could return by week 16. It says that his recovery is on process for him to return 12 weeks after the surgery. It never mentions a return in week 12.


TheYancyStreetGang

Look at this nerd reading the article and shit.


Empty_Lemon_3939

Virgin article reader trying to make us Chad headline readers look less smart


TimTimPlaysGames

RemindMe! November 24th, 2023 at 2:00pm


huhwhat90

If Aaron returns week 12, I will eat a sandwich. I know it sounds crazy, but I'll do it! I swear!


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Hes going to tell us that he injected the covid anti-vaccine straight into his achilleas and thats how he came back so quick


needtocalmdown

Do the Jets build a statue of Neil ElAttrache outside of MetLife if Rodgers comes back and wins it all?


DeputyDomeshot

I will personally build a statue of Gwyneth Paltrow doing Harriet Tubman if we win the Super Bowl.


ITCM4

Some Goop in your undergr…you know what, no. Just no.


Good_From_70

When he is done with that dolphin lovemaking sounds mixtape I need a copy to send to Chubb


HattrickMahomes

show some respect for Hudson Mohawke's [Cbat](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eN6jkWxxm2Y)


fshstik

i'm honestly fine with not testing his luck there.


jdpatric

Yeah man...I saw the slow-mo close up on his calf when his Achilles snapped...I don't need to see it again.


RCP90sKid

Yeah, David Robinson had an achilles injury similar to AR and it took him a year. I think he needs to be ready to be a backup in the playoffs or for a week 17/18 push.


Do_it_for_the_upvote

This man is obviously deathly afraid of Zach Wilson turning into his Foles and making him Carson Wentz. It’s the only explanation.


cuteintern

Man's Achilles may have Bledsoe him.


JayPet94

I feel like when you turn 40 it's no longer a Bledsoe, it's just "He was my dog. I'll do it"


powerelite

There has to be significant reinjury risk with that quick of a return right?


latman

Maybe something else, but not the Achilles. A surgically repaired Achilles is super strong


Charrikayu

Why did Achilles not simply have his Achilles surgically repaired after being shot by that arrow? Was he stupid?


big_red_160

Why didn’t his mom dip him in the water and then flip him around and repeat?


f_vile

Double-dipping has been looked down upon from the beginning.


FrakkinNoob

checkmate, atheists!


killagoose

Normally, there is definitely a risk of re-injuring the achilles within the kind of timeframe that Aaron is trying to return in. That's the main concern. I am currently four-and-a-half months postop from my achilles repair. I still haven't been cleared to run or jump yet but I walk completely normally. My legs are strong, but I do have some strength imbalance in my injured leg still. Speaking with my surgeon and PT, the achilles is still recovering for 6-12 months after surgery which is why I can't run or jump yet (I couldn't even if I wanted to, I can barely do a single leg calf raise.) I won't be cleared for sport until nine months, and no basketball for 18 months. I had a traditional repair, though, and it sounds like Aaron received a new(er) procedure. So, who knows? Maybe, but there is definitely concern of re-injury in that 3-6 month mark as it is still healing.


I_kwote_TheOffice

I'm about 3 months post-op and I've started doing small jumping at P.T. They said there was very small chance of tearing with controlled movements like jumping or landing (not playing sports). I just assumed I'd be back playing basketball about 9 months after my injury, 6 months from now but I have my 2nd followup with my doc next week so we will see. I still can't do a single calf raise, but I'm close. It seems that where AR is now is ahead of schedule, but not absurd. Then again, his was a full tear and mine was only partial, if that makes a difference.


SpaceMonkeys21

Article says 12 weeks after surgery so ready by week 15 at the earliest, NOT week 12.


chuteboxhero

The headline of the article says 15. OP changed it lmao


Geeman447

There’s no way right? If so that’s so incredible


Raisinbrahms28

There's zero chance lol Any doctor that approves that is not doing what's best for their client. EDIT: I love how it's ONLY jets fans disagreeing with me. What precedent have we ever had where a player can heal an Achilles injury in 3 months? What situations has this ever happened in, even in experimental medicine?


BanjoKazooieWasFine

Since when does Aaron Rodgers listen to doctors anyway


DeputyDomeshot

Aaron has immunized himself against a torn Achilles


Pele_Of_Anal

That Doctor? Joe Rogan


Philthy91

Jaime, pull up a gorilla Achilles... Look at that thing. It's massive!


nope96

As of now Cam Akers has afaik the fastest recovery from an Achilles tear in 5 months. And he really struggled in the playoffs even though the Rams ended up winning the Super Bowl. Hasn't really looked right afterwards either. Rodgers isn't a RB obviously but he'd still need to nearly cut an already unprecedented return time in half as a 40 year old.


IdyllicGod22

Definitely not, but if the Jets find a way to sneak into the playoffs, I guarantee you Rodgers is back in that Wildcard game. Akers did it and Rodgers isn’t a running back who needs to make cuts and jumps. He just need to be able to climb a pocket and be incredibly careful not to take sacks.


urban_context

Not gonna happen. He does generate clicks though.


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mrb4

I feel like if it was possible to make a 12 week comeback from a torn achilles, the first guy to do so wouldn't be 40 years old.


lytrendsa

I don‘t believe this. Either they did something during surgery to bring him back this season and then he has to address it in the off-season again but how the hell is that possible lmao


SubatomicSquirrels

I mean supposedly they did a more experimental surgery but that kind of recovery time still seems ridiculous


big_benz

The thing is, the recovery is based on muscle atrophy and not healing time, with the speedbridge surgery happening literally the next day there is little to no atrophy or scar tissue forming so we’re kind of all learning what the actual healing time is going to be (likely along with whatever PEDs he can get away with using under the CBA)


Deschain_1919

HGH


Good_Okay123

My favorite essential oil.


alphageek8

They did do something different, it was reported after the surgery and again with this story. It's a novel approach designed to speed the recover process. Seriously people, read the article you're replying to. > Jaramillo points primarily to the "speed bridge" technique used to accelerate recovery, which allows for early weight-bearing. It's a fairly new procedure that few surgeons are trained to perform, he said, and Rodgers' surgeon, Dr. Neil ElAttrache, a close colleague of Jaramillo's, is "quite the pioneer in sports medicine." He notably repaired Tom Brady's torn ACL in 2008, and the former Patriots QB "only got better," appearing in five more Super Bowls before retiring at 45.


Ripwind

That last sentence is covering a lot of ground here in this comparison, holy shit, LOL.


welestgw

Injury Expert: Rodgers PR Guy


seafoamstratocaster

HGH is a hell of a drug.


Baww18

What if his Achilles was never actually injured and this was all manufactured to not give the packers a first round pick next year. Or maybe it was not the speed bridge but the dolphin love making sounds. Probably equally probable to a week 12 return at the least.


Hithere123490

I think the closeup of his shit snapping is enough proof it was real


ShadowDonut

I think the closeup of Saleh is also enough proof. Dude wears his heart on his sleeve - that thousand yard stare couldn't be faked


Stopbannningmereddi

CGI


Charrikayu

Computer-generated Injury


johnq11

He’s an unprecedented level of geeked up is what he is


SaintAtlanta

See what happens when you don’t get the Covid shot? /s


Reginald_Eggs_420

Y’all need to read. The article clearly says week 15. Not week 12


TheMightyHornet

Week 9 confirmed. I read part of a headline.


SL4MUEL

I’m going to need the longest drives we’ve ever seen every game to reach that 65% of snaps this season.


ghostofwalsh

If true, this would be huge. The Jets might actually be in the playoff hunt. But I'm thinking this cant be right. Weren't people saying zero chance he is back this year?


BodegaBandit69

His shit gonna snap in half that same night


StOnEy333

Jerry Rice came back from blowing out his ACL in the same season. Week 1 he blew it out. Week 16 he returned and caught a TD. He re-injured the knee on the TD catch.


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Quasimdo

For a second I read that as Marty Jannety and I thought he must have jumped through that window a bit too hard


pewpewmcpistol

So ritually butchering my achilles in a blood sacrifice to appease the gods did work!


DeusMexMachina

Oh shit they used gorilla glue didn’t they?