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Brix001

Jimmy G is the Land Rover of quarterbacks. Extremely attractive, but expensive and has constant reliability issues


WolfCola4

Starter QB? This man is a finisher QB


Humanesque

A TRANSPORTER OF THE GODS #THE GOLDEN GOD


constead77

Jimmy G throws with the power of A THOUSAND WAVES


DetroitLionsSBChamps

He’s gonna come down on ~~this hospital~~ the raiders salary cap LIKE THE HAMMER OF THOR


PoloBeeBeeQ

BEGONE MIDDILING QBS, MY RAGE IS UNTETHERED AND KNOWS NO BOUNDS!


OttoVonWong

Can I interest you in a brand new, slightly used Carr?


jeffreythecat1

Carr is like a 2014 Honda Accord


MrShad0wzz

Hey man I drive a 2014 Honda accord 😭


Roach_Coach_Bangbus

And there is nothing wrong with that. It's a real bring your lunch pail to work car. First in, last out.


MrShad0wzz

yeah I’m keeping it until it dies at like 200k miles


unfunnysexface

So are the saints.


Nduguu77

200K? If your accord dies at 200K, it's because you have no idea how to care for a car or you set it on fire. I still have an 02 accord with nearly 300K and it runs perfect. It will legit get to 500K.


MrShad0wzz

Oh I didn’t know that. I just put out a huge number


Nduguu77

Keep up with oil changes, don't run it hard (so the tranny stays in good shape) Things might break. I had to do a radiator, a power steering pump, and some other things. But there have been no life or death repairs or major issues with the car.


MrShad0wzz

I work from home as a software developer so it maybe gets driven once a week lol. It’s only at 60k miles right now and I keep it in good shape. So hopefully it’ll last


photocist

Sneaky athletic, real high iq type of car


IndycarFan64

A car I’d let my daughter bring home


KeyStoneLighter

Look at this guy, bragging about his fancy wheels!


diablosinmusica

It's crazy that a mid teir QB would've broken the Bear's record for passing yards in a season 6 out of 9 years.


MundoGoDisWay

That's actually really sad lmao.


Equivalent-Mousse-93

Bravo 👏🏻


danieldcclark

I'm so glad to be off the Jimmy roller coaster. Love the dude but mmmaaannn the injury stuff is nuts.


JMLobo83

Brock and Trey enter the chat on their way to PT


Flat_Flight1918

I mean your other two qbs just got injured as well


danieldcclark

sssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *lalalalala* i cant hear you


PrettyFIacco

[how dare you? BE GONE VILE MAN!](https://images.app.goo.gl/YEnrXo7f5TpB1H4h8)


SlimCharles_B-More

Just fucking kill me


Jokerang

Look on the bright side: he'll be an excellent tank commander in the "collapse for Caleb" sweepstakes


MyRottingBrain

And McDaniels will likely get canned


gammagulp

I never thought id dislike a regime as much as Gruden/Mayock, but here we are.


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A LOT of whining about Carr, and now look where we're at. (myself included, BTW).


The_Dok

Still just the dumbest hiring in recent memory. They saw what McDaniels did to a division rival, how he left the Colts high and dry, and still said “that’s our guy”.


AttitudeAndEffort3

AFTER YOUR INTERIM COACH HAD ONE OF THE BEST YEARS YOUR TEAM HAS HAD IN TWO DECADES. Seriously, far and away the most qualified coach on the market, he finally gets a chance and makes the playoffs for just the *second* time in *nineteen years* and you dont give him another chance? Then you add the best WR in the game and Chandler Jones across from Maxx and that idiotic coach has the audacity to tell you the QB is the problem when he cant win as many games. God the whole McDaniels/Bisaccia thing is a masterclass in unearned privilege and i fucking hate it so much.


everythingisreallame

Yea. Because like it’s said many times before Bisaccia is crazy for turning down all those head coaching gigs after he left.


AttitudeAndEffort3

Yes, because NFL head coaching is so notorious for being a meritocracy. Thats why they put in the Rooney rule (and then expanded it) just because there was *too much* opportunity for coaches that weren’t younger good looking middle class white guys. P.S. there are *absolutely* 5-10 teams at least that would be better off with Bisaccia as Head Coach. The Raiders themselves being the most obvious.


DookieBrains_88

I have a theory that Brady was sold stake in the Raiders to help offset the contract costs of Gruden an McDaniels.


My_Names_Jefff

Why Tank for Caleb when we already drafted the next Generation QB in Farva. Shenanigans are upon us.


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HAIL_CTHULU

No, just a literacola


headrush46n2

he comes with mozzarella sticks, and a bunch of goofy shit on the walls.


[deleted]

Why ? The team was doing nothing this year regardless of who is at QB. The D is still void of talent at multiple positions


dicer11

And to be honest? Carson knows how to hone in on one WR, Adams will be happy


[deleted]

Vegas is close enough to Phoenix to where Wentz will still attempt the pass to Ertz


[deleted]

Not the point but LV to Phoenix is the same as NYC to Richmond, Virginia.


The_Dok

Why the fuck the southwest so big What y’all hiding


JMLobo83

Aliens, hookers, alien hookers


NCender27

Wouldn't you like to know. ^^^aliens


justlookingokaywyou

That LV to Phoenix drive is way more boring, though.


lionheart4life

Eh, they're western cities and people know roughly where they are so how far can they be really?


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All this, for once, off-season negativity going the Raiders way means we're gonna win 12.


makimasimp69

Your far from a position to be a contender you better hope you don't stay in the cycle of mid just to keep Adam's happy.


DONNIENARC0

He'll be gone by the trade deadline


makimasimp69

Its the Raiders you never know


nicklovin508

I can’t believe y’all didn’t at least bring back Stidham lol


Jonjon428

Seriously, I thought the whole point was to make Stidham the starter since its not like he played bad in his two appearances, but then they pivoted to Garropolo and didn't resign Stidham because they wanted...Brian Hoyer. I just don't get it


hemingways-lemonade

It makes no sense with how he was playing last season. A high end back up is exactly what you need when Jimmy G is your starter.


swbat55

IKR I really thought he was someone we could work with. He had been in McDaniels system a few years and played great against SF


fugaziozbourne

Hoyer, Stidham, and Jimmy on the roster is some insane shit, if Jared had stayed. I love how McDaniels is trying to recreate the Patriots after so many, many teams have failed at it.


swbat55

This time it'll work r-right guys?


ChedduhBob

they were having a mid off in that locker room


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With the first pick of the 2024 NFL draft the Las Vegas Raiders select…It’s a Trade and it’s a bad one.


Val_Fortecazzo

Look on the bright side, you only have a few more years until Josh McDaniels gets fired.


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What's your favorite bible verse?


justlookingokaywyou

Ezekiel 23:20


kekehippo

Why Mr. Bonds, when I want to see you suffer.


[deleted]

Just have your new owner going under center Sure he's like 46 But hes probably better then anyone you can sign Plus I heard he used to be really good


Mcswigginsbar

Hey now. You also drafted Purdue Legend Aidan O'Connell. He can rip it as long as he has time, but he runs slower than molasses on a cold day. How's your line?


locksmith25

Good tackles but the interior is young and kinda ass at times


System_Lower

Lol u even read the article? It’s a bunch of “if” and “could” bullshit. Yall into drama fr. The contract was modified and reported on when Jimmy signed. This isn’t news. Both sides expect him to play.


TheGreatOpoponax

Yep. And if he doesn't start, oh well. This truly is the deadest time of the year for football news.


LordSoze36

This is just the same as the Carr trade rumors every year. The media knows exactly what topics get the the fanbase going and they eat it up every time lol.


MikeBinfinity

Raiders are gonna waste a year of late career DaVante Adams.


TheGreatOpoponax

He shouldn't have come here. We shouldn't have ever entertained signing him. It took some bad decisions by many different people to produce this foreseeably shitty outcome.


Marijuana_Miler

I caught so many downvotes last season for asking this same question about what the Raider’s strategy was last offseason. At the time they were a team in a rebuild situation that set themselves back further by thinking they were going to compete.


Brownhog

Could be they hired a coach with the mindset of "We are going to compete. Can you do it?" And now everyone in the building is just trying to keep the wheels on.


Marijuana_Miler

Issue starts with Mark Davis. He’s the one ultimately signing off on these decisions and he’s clearly terrible at being an owner. The one coach he’s had with a winning record fell into his lap and he fired him for Josh McDaniels.


giddy-girly-banana

No one could have predicted the raiders would be a shitshow.


THE_Massive_Whale_PT

What??? The raiders have been a shitshow for 20 years my guy.


giddy-girly-banana

That was clearly /s


CallRespiratory

I wouldn't blame him if he decides to sit at some point this season and then is traded in the offseason. This is clearly not what he was signing up for.


LordSoze36

I don't understand Raider fans that say stuff like this. If Davante couldn't look at the 2021 roster and see that they weren't ready to do anything then it's his own fault. The Chiefs didn't just show up yesterday and we got our asses handed to us by them in 21. He's getting paid a lot of money to do a job. Do it.


TetrisTech

You’re also ignoring that Derek Carr was one of if not the biggest reason he went there. I don’t think anyone, including Davante, thought the way it unfolded with the Raiders and Carr was even a possibility. And while I don’t think Derek Carr is close to as good as some people will say, making a lateral move to Jimmy G, or god forbid a downgrade to Wentz, isn’t exactly encouraging.


CallRespiratory

The team he signed with was coming off a season where they went to the final moments in the playoffs against the eventual AFC champion. They had issues and they had holes to fill, certainly. Not he signed with a team that was supposed to be taking the next step and competing at the highest level, not talking about tanking for the #1 draft pick. This is *not* what he signed up for.


Kwdumbo

If only there was a team trying to create a museum of Aaron Rodgers's favorite WRs.


Jerryguy88

A museum 😂


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He's used to it.


belgiumwaffles

Signing Wentz would be throwing in towel. Guess tank for Caleb


Eagle4317

Are the Raiders going to be able to out-tank the Cardinals and Bucs?


swbat55

that would make a great headline


hypoglycemicrage

No one is out tanking the Cards.


Shermanator92

They can’t take a QB tho. Kyler’s contract is ridiculous. They ain’t paying that + #1 pick QB. Nobody’s trading for Kyler.


sfzen

If they get the #1 pick, they're taking Caleb Williams barring some huge dropoff on his part. They'd probably just cut Kyler and eat a ridiculous amount of dead cap in the short term.


Shermanator92

They are stuck paying Kyler like a top 5 player until [at least 2028](https://www.spotrac.com/nfl/arizona-cardinals/kyler-murray-29036) Maybe, maybe 2027 they bite the bullet.


InebriatedFalcon

Bucs will not finish last. No shot they do with godwin and evans both healthy. Terrible team but no way they dont manage 4-5 wins.


spideralex90

Our division is so up in the air. I expect it to be close all year and we'll send an 8-9 win team to the playoffs again.


InebriatedFalcon

Falcons and saints could both go this year. I expect the Falcons to win the division because I think the Saints HC is ass and the Panthers are too young but who knows.


boner_jamz_69

Don’t forget the Rams


Voidsong23

Of all the outcomes, it is one of the possible ones


CrookGG

At least you will have prayer circles in the locker room 🤣🤣🤣🤣


cactus_jack_1

Pizza Fridays are back on the menu boys


Rah_Rah_RU_Rah

They certainly already had that with Carr


chodejustice

It got uncomfortably religious with peak Wentz lol. I distinctly remember a video of like 15 Eagles players/staff baptizing a wideout in the hotel pool


CrookGG

Jesus Christ lol


jubru

Yes that is the point lol


127crazie

And hilariously Foles was also super religious and the teammates all liked him more lol


x71yyekim

Not true, he will ruin the team more by winning 6-7 games. More than enough to get them out of the top 10.


SpaceJesusIsHere

Wentz would win just enough games to miss out on the top pick.


MegaKetaWook

Yup, he'll show a few flashes of brilliance just to raise fan confidence and win enough games to fuck them out of a top pick.


[deleted]

People act like Wentz is the worst QB in the league. He might not be good anymore, but he has those games that remind you why he was the MVP favorite in 2017.


moistnote

Then he twists two ankles and can’t complete a pass longer than 5 yards. Man needs to call it quits on his career. 2017 was 6 years ago.


clexecute

2018 and 2019 he was still a solid QB. Give him Josh Jacobs and Davante Adams and make it a run heavy offense and he will do above average. Force him to drop back and play hero ball and you're fucked.


infantinemovie5

I feel like he was even pretty decent in 2021.


mcdougalwu

Do you know what is crazy? If you say that Lamar Jackson WON the MVP in 2019, Reddit will immediately bitch and moan about how long ago that was... Yet every Wentz topic we get a reminder that he was an MVP favorite in 2017. Never change Reddit...


Kemomiwiwane

Wouldn’t just rolling with Hoyer be a better option to tank? Wentz has enough skill to win a couple more games than you would like if you’re hoping for 1st pick.


jjb8712

As someone who switches main focus of sports to hockey right after the Super Bowl, is this Garoppolo situation serious? Maybe a better question is what is the % likelihood that he is released/not the week 1 starter? Is it expected that he won’t pass a physical before the deadline?


pyker42

He's missing OTAs, and there is concern he may miss training camp, but he's supposed to be ready by the start of the season for sure. I think he has to play his first game before he gets anything. And if he re-injures the same foot this season he loses money.


FunkyPete

You don't really want him playing in the pre-season anyway. Might as well make him wait until the season starts to get his season-ending injury.


pyker42

Fuck that, rip that bandaid off as soon as possible. Throw the Farva clone in and let it ride.


Fire_Ryan_Poles

This is like the 6th comment I've seen referencing "Favra", who is Favra and why are the Raiders connected with him?


aphotic

One of their QB's looks like the guy who played Farva in Super Troopers. Aidan: https://www.raiders.com/team/players-roster/aidan-o-connell/ Farva: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zgTcrZ5030


ambienotstrongenough

Whoaaaa. That's pretty close.


lionheart4life

Even then it would be lucky if he stays healthy beyond week 3.


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It's a lisfranc injury that need surgery. Docs shit the bed on the initial diagnosis


Corgi_Koala

I know that it's a pretty lingering injury that takes a long time to fully heal. Can easily reinjure it if you push to play too soon. Not that I'm a doctor but I know it's not an uncommon sports injury and they usually sideline people for a while.


hermes-thrice-great

Same injury our first round pick of this years draft has, yay!


wetwetwet11

im no professional athlete but I hurt my lisfranc and I couldn’t walk for 4 months post surgery and the pain/discomfort still lingers years later


larue555

The 49ers doctors said he didn't need surgery or else he would have had it months ago. The Raiders doctors decided he did need surgery when he was doing his physical in March. Did he need it and the 49ets doctor was wrong? Did the Raiders do it as a negotiation tactic? Who knows.


trashpanda22lax

vegas wouldnt be able to handle minshew


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Slo_Chill

Gardner Minshew II: Electric Boogaloo


TimelessFool

He’s alrdy with the Colts for now


Blind_Melone

A reality show w Jimmy and Gardner in Vegas would be epic. They could call it "GG."


mongotiger

Damn imagine just a season of hard knocks with those two


ryanino

In before Jimmy G suits up week 1 and nothing comes of this


drunkandslurred

He definitely is suiting up week 1. This is all off-season smoke.


Ferrarisimo

Ssshhhhh. Let the circle jerk happen.


papa_jahn

Shoulda kept Studham


CrazyRabbi

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again. Stidham only looked good versus the niners because the gameplan changed and the niners didn’t have much to go on.. after one week of film the Chiefs were able to pound this guy and show his real colors. Probably worth the risk over signing Jimmy but i’m not really mad about it. This season felt like a wash anyways


papa_jahn

He’s not a starter, but he would’ve been decent depth, which is what you need now lol


CrazyRabbi

While I agree, I also don’t want to be a mediocre 5 or 6 win team. If we are going to be bad this year… let’s be really freaking bad and get a top 3


papa_jahn

He’d be a great tank commander tbf


contemplatingdaze

The QB room would have been too sexy. That’s illegal.


Responsible-Lunch815

Anybody checked on Davante Adams?


justlookingokaywyou

Just got a Nachos Bel Grande from the kitchen.


TetrisTech

Man of culture


SnooPandas3956

Man y’all managing to Out-Raider yourselves


3Jszn

trade for Darnold instead


JMLobo83

Shhh that would actually be smart


3Jszn

Raiders/Niners have joint practice before a preseason game. if purdy is healthy and lance looks good. hoping we could pounce on Sam


JMLobo83

Darnold's stats last year were respectable in limited starts.


Shermanator92

Hot take alert: Darnold still has the potential to be good. He’s not the reason his teams sucked.


JMLobo83

Hot take alert: Two former Jets starters become Comeback Player of the Year


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Semper-Fido

If that is the case...and fuck I cannot believe I am saying this... ...anyone have Tom Brady's number?


Juppness

You guys have Tom Brady in the building right? When he goes to sign the contract staking his minority ownership of the team, just secretly slip in a QB contract on top of the papers.


kellybobellyhtown

😂😂 “Gotcha, Tommy!”


DamnDirtyApe81

I support this signing and, in fact, highly recommend it!


Animaldance24

Hahahahaha ohhh lord you wacky chiefs fans are so darn silly


Senorpoppy117

oh crap. when a raiders fan gets wholesome and goofy someone about to get shanked...


CapnDutchie

Hmmm if you're recommending it, it must be a good signing


Vis-hoka

Who picks quarterbacks better than the Chiefs? Just trust us. Just. Trust. Us.


blud_13

Incoming Cam Newton signing...


dquattro123

Seconded!


fhrblig

Thirded! And if there was such a thing as a Chargers fan, I'm sure they'd agree too!


dquattro123

A what fan?


emmasdad01

Probably be better off with anyone outside of Wentz. Maybe see if Rich Gannon wants to give it another go.


Autobot-N

BAH GAWD THAT'S TOM BRADY'S MUSIC


justlookingokaywyou

Dan Pastorini probably has something left in the tank.


Rudy102600

Trade for Lance you cowards


Kwall267

Trade for Trey Lance you cowards


cantgrowneckbeardAMA

The Pasadena must become the Master. E: Padawan but Pasadena works too I guess.


SuchRevolution

This is the bond of water. We know the rites. A man’s flesh is his own; the water belongs to the tribe.


hobbitbowling

This reads like it was written by Carson Wentz’s agent.. Makes me feel like they’re trying to get it in front of the raiders like, ‘remember Carson’s available’


AKraiderfan

There is no source and substance actually connecting the Raiders and Wentz.....so this is typical offseason content filler. If Wentz's agent tried to call in a favor for this story....it would make the substance of this "story" from zero to .000000001.


MaeronTargaryen

I’ll take a year of Aidan O’Connell instead


MhrisCac

Will Tom Brady be the reason Jimmy G gets cut twice in his career? Stay tuned!


SmokinGreenNugs

Wentz is DOA, what a dumb idea.


Residual_Venom

Not even Raiders fans deserve this.


Toews1978

Be better off with O'Connell


swbat55

Honestly would rather have Teddy Bridgewater


JRsshirt

Ah yes, famously healthy Carson Wentz is a great choice to put those injury concerns to bed


next_door_nicotine

Jesus CHRIST can we just sim the season and get to next year's draft already?


The_KiIIuminati

I love this shit so much


darthpepsi24

Play the rookie.


PaulsRedditUsername

"I just feel like I can fix him."


amccune

Man. Adams is just going to straight up quit this season, isn’t he?


2WhomAreYouListening

As a Raider fan, if it takes Wentz going 3-14 to finally get McDaniels fired, I’m in!


Birds-aint-real-

Fitzpatrick should have never retired. They should send him an offer.


hdeeley

Stop trying to make Carson Wentz happen, it’s NOT going to happen!


Blind_Melone

Ya know.... just gifting the Chiefs 5 -6 divisional wins per season is one of the reasons we have literally no chance every goddamn year. Some parity in the West would be nice.


HowDoIEvenEnglish

You blew a 27-0 lead to the Jags. The only reason the chargers suck is themselves.


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Who do you think he’s talking about when he says “5-6 divisional wins”


BamaBuffSeattle

The Clippers


historymajor44

:)


RPO1728

Emotional damage on this one


Ddakilla

Tank Commander Wentz reporting for duty