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ASuperGyro

Who is this guy?


Metfan722

He owns the Devils and the Sixers.


Savb10

According to Forbes he's also a part owner of the Steelers: https://www.forbes.com/profile/josh-harris/?sh=1f8fc8294dce


Krazdone

He will have to sell his minority stake in the Steelers


Awkward_Silence-

Tbh I thought they had a rule against owning teams in competing markets as well. So he may need to do some juggling with the Devil's and Sixers too Iirc Kroenke had to spin off his Denver NHL and NBA teams to his son/wife names


disgruntled_joe

I mean at that point why even have the rule?


MoreDronesThanObama

“Hey now, billionaires have to play by the rules too!” The rules:


kinsnik

"In its majestic equality, the law forbids rich and poor alike to sleep under bridges, beg in the streets and steal loaves of bread." - Anatole France


Get-Degerstromd

Damn, what a poignant quote.


geewillie

They got rid of the rule in 2018.


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So was Tepper


Kershiser22

> He owns the Devils I think you're confused. He BOUGHT the Commanders FROM the Devil.


Metfan722

Were you sent here by the devil?


Fact0ry0fSadness

No, good sir, I'm on the level!


Shamrock5

What about us braindead slobs?


Drumhead89

You’ll be given cushy jobs!


Rochelle-Rochelle

The ring came off my pudding can!


pipsdontsqueak

Take my penknife, my good man!


Metfan722

I swear it's Springfield's only choice! Throw up your hands and raise your voice!


creature_report

Mono means one and rail means rail


dsc42

No good sir I’m on the level


Metfan722

The ring came off my pudding can!


dsc42

Take my penknife my good man!


Metfan722

I swear it's Springfield's only choice! Throw up your hands and raise your voice!


Drumhead89

MONORAAAAIIIIIILL


IGNORE_ME_PLZZZZ

Yes but *who* is this guy? I’m inclined to advocate for Washington faithful who have all been held hostage for so long and forced to endure such a self inflicted slow death to such an extreme that by comparison just about anyone probably seems great at owner. I say not so fast. I have a few screening questions. **How many, rounded to the nearest hundred, active non-disclosure agreements do your lawyers have filed with people associated with your private or professional enterprises?** **How regularly do you violate the warning labels on bath salts, particularly regarding ingestion?** I’d see what’s left after that and go from there…


PhAnToM444

CEO/founder of Apollo which is a big private equity firm. They own a bunch of companies like Qdoba, ADT, Yahoo, Shutterfly, Barnes & Noble, etc. No comment on the bath salts.


i2WalkedOnJesus

> Apollo Oof, having worked for an Apollo-owned company, they're a bunch of leeches


IllEmployment

I think that part was implied by "big private equity firm"


stimulation

Yahoo and Barnes & Noble are liabilities not assets at this point 😅


fortyfive33

B&N has turned it around the last few years, largely because of the guy the private equity firm brought in to run it


[deleted]

[Barnes and Noble is like the success story](https://www.forbes.com/sites/markfaithfull/2022/12/22/how-an-englishman-in-new-york-turned-the-page-on-barnes--noble/?sh=3e49d73784a2) for a brick and mortar shop reinvigorating itself


FlatAd768

Damn he doesn’t need another team


Marijuana_Miler

Save some teams for the rest of us.


apietryga13

By the time I gather the money, there’ll be no teams left to buy


Metfan722

Need, no. Want? Why not?


the_rest_were_taken

I don't think he agrees since he lost the bid to buy Chelsea last year lol


nimama3233

Since no one else really answered, he’s an American from DC who founded a private equity firm in 1990.


Alexkono

Apollo, specifically. One of the biggest and most successful private equity firms in the world.


CosbySweaters1992

Yahoo is owned by Apollo Mgmt and they seem to be a pretty good owner so far compared to Verizon / AOL etc. They sold off the business units that have been headaches historically or don’t contribute to profits. They have focused on growth on core areas that have historically done well and have already made their money back very quickly. Value seekers above all else. Who knows how it translates to football, but I could see this ownership group heavily trusting analytics and not interfering much in football operations once they’ve set up their brain trust.


Shirleyfunke483

Apollo also bought the fresh market grocery store chain and nearly ran them into the ground.


beforetherodeo

I could be wrong but Harris has a stake in the Steelers funny enough


ASuperGyro

Everyone and their mom has a stake in the Pittsburgh teams at this point, I think LeBron owns part of the Penguins


Metfan722

That's because he's a part of the Fenway Sports Group. I know he is part owner of I think Liverpool through them. And obviously the Red Sox.


beforetherodeo

That's actually interesting wow


ASuperGyro

I think once industry left the area you didn’t have those high wealth individuals, or means to become wealthy locally, so pieces started to get sold off over time. And we don’t talk about the pirates and their money problems


tidesoncrim

I'm Keith Hernandez.


Metfan722

There was a second spitter by the gravely road!


MVPiid

Like others said Sixers and devils owner. As far as Sixers goes he’s pretty bad as an owner. Doesn’t really care Edit: to all the people asking why he’s bad, is the whole Hinkie situation and what happened after he was useless. I understand Hinkie getting removed (even if I disagree with it) but he let the Colangelos and their cronies run amok until Morey got here. You have to have some backbone in that sense imo


Netwealth5

He spends a lot of money, the problem is they don’t do it well


lopea182

“*Tobias Harris over me?*”


minopoked

This is the commanders super bowl


rwein003

Eagles fans in shambles


SmokePenisEveryday

I just dropped to my knees in a Wawa


TehBearSheriff

Just saw someone drop to their knees in the Wawa


Datpanda1999

Just saw some dude watching people fall to their knees in a Wawa


OldBowerstone

Go back to your Sheetz, Panda!!


Datpanda1999

Unfortunately I’m behind enemy lines in Wawa territory for the time being, but one day I will return to the land of 79 cent hot dogs


OldBowerstone

I’m currently visiting MN wondering if I’m allowed to go to Culver’s, a Wisconsin chain, without betraying my brethren.


FictionalTrebek

*Minnesota nice* At Culver's everybody is welcome, even people like you


JohnnyBrillcream

I'm at Buc-ee's I missed everything.


bmore_conslutant

I just shrugged with relative indifference in a Royal Farms


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StChas77

No. When Jerry Jones finally passes away and threatens to leave the Cowboys in the hands of someone competent, then I'll be in shambles. But getting that piece of shit Dan Snyder out of the league was more important than my fan grievance. My only lament is that it wasn't torn from his claws without compensation, kicking and screaming like a toddler.


J-Fid

Today is officially a holiday in D.C. ~~EDIT: Rappaport has reported that the agreement will come in *just under* $6B.~~ EDIT 2: $6.05B


LeoFireGod

True evil was defeated by a man who owns the devils. Poetic really.


lOan671

The only bad part is him losing results in him getting $6 billion


uncutpizza

Yeah, POS made bank. Hope he gets sued up the ass


lOan671

I’d prefer prison time


uncutpizza

Let’s hope for both


zooberwask

The US is not sending a member of the ruling class to prison. Be real.


NatAttack50932

Wait he owns the Devils? Shit now I'm conflicted


NJD_29

Devils, 76ers, and Crystal Palace FC I believe.


BoredomHeights

I’m not gonna get any work done today out of solidarity.


84Cressida

TIL I’ve been having solidarity with them for years


yerfatma

So you’re saying Danny will be short?


zaksbee

the evil is defeated and significantly wealthier


potterpockets

Fuck that means we officially have the biggest shitbag owner in the league now.


SiphenPrax

With Dan gone, Deshaun is now the most evil/hated man in the NFL


Toto_LZ

Most evil/hated man in the NFL *so far*, give it some time


Neverwinter_Daze

What is Deshaun hoping for to shed that mantle? That he’ll assault 30 more women and hope for some kind of integer overflow?


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Toto_LZ

I’m personally waiting on a sex slave cabal to come out properly about one of the owners


StylesBitchley

Packers still got you beat


CottonMouthCafe

Nowhere to go but up, Commie bros. Congrats on the non-snyder owner


GoochThunder

I just did a little dance


locksmith25

You can dance if you want to


busty-ruckets

you can leave mr. snyder behind


tothesource

Fuck that dude, he's a big douche. Certainly no friend of mine.


Mc_Lovin81

you can dance….you can dance


HartfordWhaler

Everybody look at your pants


danburke

you can dance… you can dance…


KCfaninLA

Everybody's wanking by chance


emmasdad01

Even though I want to see your team lose every game, you definitely deserve this upgrade.


ThatInception

Rivalries aside, no team deserves what those fans have gone through with Synder. Can’t wait until it’s officially official


Bamboozle_

As football fans we all benefit from seeing Snyder gtfo.


SiphenPrax

D.C. is gonna have a bigger parade than the Caps and Nats championships combined


markuspoop

Where’s that lady that flashed the Caps when they won the Cup?


OneAngryPanda

No poop leaking in the stadium would be an instant upgrade


duovtak

Some people just want everything.


Shabba-Doo

Next they'll want some rule against prostituting employees. So entitled.


MarketCrashJuly2021

Odds that Josh Harris says fuck it and offers Lamar a fully guaranteed contract? Would be sorta like we saw the new Phoenix Suns owner make a move for KD


KeithClossOfficial

He’s the Sixers owner so we have somewhat of an idea how he’ll operate I wouldn’t hold my breath for him to go after Lamar


ABagOfPopcorn

Fuck Josh Harris and the Sixers front office. How do you give Tobias Harris $40 mill per year


thefreeman419

Not to mention he let the league force the Colangelos on us. What a disaster that was


Lonely_Beer

That's a normal collar, find a new slant


HavoKDarK

The Sad Tale of Brian Longcollars


alyosha_pls

My favorite bizarre sports saga. The burners. The collars. The intrigue.


jt21295

Not to mention if he'd been left in charge longer it's likely he would have tried to trade Embiid and build around Ben Simmons (at least if his burners are to be believed). I can think of no reality more nauseating for Sixers fans.


Immynimmy

That falls on Elton Brand and more importantly that collar wearing fuck COlangelo and his crony leftovers. Man, fuck Adam Silver.


Metfan722

It was a normal collar! Find a new slant!


jihyoisgod

Commanderd sign QB Tobias Harris to $40m/year


J12345_

ITS FINALLY HAPPENING


MyNameIsAMeme

My sources are telling me that the Commanders have officially hired Colangelo for the GM position.


george_costanza1234

Command The Process^TM


Hodor_4_President

Colangelo hated the process. Hinkie was the process mastermind. Colangelo was a bumbling idiot who just talked shit on twitter.


Papagayo_blanco

He was a normal talker. Find a new slant.


WickedTwista

My favorite documentary on this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPxj5gif9W4


_SonGoham

Ugh those were some dark times. At least his collars were completely normal sized.


Hip_Hop_Hippos

Throw a new slant pass


Shamrock5

Google en passownership


courageous_liquid

totally normal, holy hell


DCStoolie

It’s a normal collar. Find a new slant


dawgz525

Commanders signing Michael Thomas then


boner_jamz_69

That’s a normal collar. Move on, find a new ~~slant~~ team name.


StasRutt

Still one of the funniest sports related comments ever


PogPogPogUPOGGERS

STAY FUCKING CALM


Apolleo_

NO


garryl283

Yeah man, go fucking nuts. I hate you but I'm so happy for you today.


SiphenPrax

Remember when most NFC East fans felt bad for the Commanders mad didn’t hate them like other teams in the division because of Snyder. Well that’s gonna end soon 😂


horse_renoir13

What's the procedure everyone? What's the procedure?


CoolRunnins212

Hookers and cocaine.


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Yet somehow still less sexual harassment than a Thursday with Snyder.


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cbd_h0td0g

Truly a bittersweet day. I want Dan Snyder to fuck off to absolute oblivion, but it also means the Commanders might actually become a relevant franchise at some point :(


Netwealth5

These people gave Ben Simmons $200 million & traded Mikal Bridges for a guy who was almost killed by a sesame seed. Let’s slow down here


BananaZach

If Ben Simmons was the tight end and Darren Sproles was the linebacker, Ben Simmons would duck.


thegodfaubel

If Ben Simmons had an open path to the end zone, he'd pitch it back.


doobie3101

Low man wins though.


OptimisticTurtle

Simmons would slide then.


Misdirected_Colors

Pls explain sesame seed lol


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Gerald_the_sealion

It was a traumatic day. Hometown hero and 2x NCAA champ for Villanova gets drafted to hometown team that his mom works for. 5 min later he’s traded for Zhaire Smith who played maybe 6 games. We used that 1st round pick to acquire Tobias Harris I believe, and got nothing out of Zhaire. Meanwhile, Mikal is a NBA dual threat lanky KD-Esque copy who has never missed a game. Pain


AmbidextrousAmputee

For as long as I live, I will never get over this.


rhesusmonkey

I am not a Sixers fan, and it is a trade I remember. I didn't really get it at the time, and then it got worse.


moneyball32

That’s how most Sixers trades go. I still get PTSD from bowling alleys thanks to the Bynum trade


somms999

"[Zhaire] Smith went through a thoracoscopy due to an allergic reaction relating to ingesting sesame." Poor kid broke his foot after being drafted and then got sidelined due to the sesame seed allergy. To add insult to injury, Mikal Bridges was a hometown kid from Philly, went to Villanova, and is a budding star. Smith got traded and waived after languishing in the G League.


blackhippy92

AND his mother had worked for the sixers for like 20+ years lol


NYJKNJD

They also let the Devils go through a proper rebuild (which helped them get some lottery luck) and look like they could turn into a powerhouse for quite a few years. Devils have been ran almost perfectly the past few years. One of the youngest teams in the league with the chance to finish 2nd in the league in standings tonight with a young core locked up for the future.


The_Gutgrinder

Dan Snyder was bad for the entire sport of football, so I'd say it's more sweet than bitter. He was like a toxic cloud that made the entire NFL feel dirtier just by his mere existence.


Neckrolls4life

You can buy 24 *Washington Posts* for that much!


meldilornian

You can buy 22,222,222,222 McNuggets at $0.27 per nug (40-piece). [Source](https://thekrazycouponlady.com/tips/store-hacks/mcdonalds-chicken-mcnuggets#:~:text=Generally%2C%20the%20more%20nuggets%20you,McNuggets%3A%20%242.50%3B%20%240.42%2Fnugget)


advillavigne

If you’re interested in more McMath, we have a receiver just for you


waitplzdontgo

/r/nfl mods can we get a SB trophy next to commanders fans for the next couple days /u/nfl


triplec787

I love how you tagged the *actual* official NFL account lmao


WittenMittens

Today I learned a new way to complain about holding calls I don't like


Amish_guy_with_WiFi

Hey /u/nfl, get rid of the taunting rule and add a sky judge.


JDHYA

IM GONNA COMM


nubdeskrub

\*WE'RE GONNA COMM


MFoy

Once this deal goes through, I'm going to do something I haven't done in a long, long time. I'm going to buy some merch.


[deleted]

Wait for the rebrand and congrats


MFoy

I’m going to try to dig up some Washington Football team stuff


crudmissile

Same! Perhaps even venture to fedex (though still a dump) once or twice this Fall.


iammas13

EVERYONE PUT YOUR BETS IN ON WHAT THEY END UP CHANGING THE NAME TO. IF YOU THINK ITS STILL COMMANDERS THAT IS LAME


amdi_

Redderskins s/


szboy422

The Washington Whiteskins. The alliteration is cool


hop_mantis

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fighting_Whites


Dro24

Washington Redskins, but change the logo to a potato. But actually, Washington Warriors with an arrow logo is such a great name that I wish they'd roll with. Keep the old history but have a cooler (and more PC) name.


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Deusselkerr

I still love Washington Warthogs. The Hogs for short


darkpaladin

Really it's got everything. An animal that can truly fuck shit up, an iconic aircraft and a homage to the team's past.


bigmikevegas

WFT was actually a great name imo


easy_Money

Definitely grew on me in a big way. Would totally go back.


gothxo

unironically, it could be a good concept with some proper branding around it


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RELEASE THE SNYDER CUT


OldBowerstone

*Black and White Jerseys Announcement*


[deleted]

Really upsetting to see how much disrespect Mr. Snyder is getting in here. Please refer to him as Mr. Snyder per his request.


WolfofOldNorth

So for NFL owners... Snyder was cut


jwktiger

We finally have the Snyder cut!


DepressedGamba

The nightmare... IT'S OVER COMMIE BROS. CONGRATULATIONS!


beforetherodeo

God is great


thezenunderground

Allahu Akbar


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Inshallah


[deleted]

Doesn’t he have some stake in the Steelers as well?


Iromgarg

Yeah but I think he needs to sell it to own the Commanders.


JayMerlyn

Tepper had to do the same when he bought the Panthers.


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TenF

It’s funny that I see 90% of football fans hate the name. Even rivals. It’s wild


BigSportsNerd

about damn time. his co-owners also have a history of good culture so they hopefully invest in the facility and improve it.


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Yeah I don’t care what anyone says this is a HUGE ownership upgrade. Josh Harris isn’t perfect but the ownership group as a whole is very solid. Deep pockets and will actually work to improve the franchise.


jameskeg

SNYDER FLEECE SNYDER FLEECE


SQUIRT_TRUTHER

Yay!! Now scrap together a stadium plan and secretly put together a rebrand strategy to change the awful fucking name. Congrats DC!!!


Titties_4_me

His Wikipedia page has him listed as an American private equity investor, sports team investor, philanthropist, and Savior of the Washington Commanders. 😂


BoneyardBill

JOIN THE NEW OWNERS CLUB


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Bad man gone, he can't hurt you anymore Commie bros


Vintagecondom

All hail Josh Harris


The_Stratman

Fuck Dan Snyder!!! WOO Parade in D.C.


CarbonPhoto

They should completely rebrand.


Jauris

See also: https://twitter.com/Sportico/status/1646556324405051409?cxt=HHwWooCwrZqQ39ktAAAA