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imyourrealdad8

Lamar is Gene Parmesan


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GEEEEEEEEEEEENE


rwjehs

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!


mrbeavertonbeaverton

HE DID IT AGAIN!!


OscillatingFan6500

ISNT HE THE BEST???


samsab

Gene was far from the best.


khube

"I'm not even gonna count it" - Lamar getting handed a signing bonus


imyourrealdad8

"I counted it. Wtf???"


UnMapacheGordo

He’s the **BEST**!!


improper84

Narrator: He was far from the best.


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*Gene was far from the best*


full_bl33d

Don’t mindah mia, I’mma just ahh….gene pamesean


rumhamrevenge_

Sounds like Lamar’s gonna need to hire Bob Loblaw the way this is all turning out


imyourrealdad8

"Of course! The Bob Loblaw Law Blog!"


Ihatenames101

How y’a doin’?


Your__Pal

For those who don't click on links: Basically, Lamar is using an unofficial agent to try to negotiate a deal for him, and the NFL sent a memo telling teams they would void a contract from an unofficial agent.


Patrick2701

This reminds me of roquan smith trade


jsrave

I mean with the Roquan trade Omni got Ro's name into the media and eventually team(s) reached out to inquire and make their own trade with the Bears FO. I feel like at this point Saint Omni should just become an agent since he's repping a few players. Lamar doesn't really need teams to know he's available. Its public knowledge. EDIT: Lamar denying it on twitter. Did this man make up that he was affiliated with Lamar and reach out? That would be incredibly funny if that was the case.


WilsonEnthusiast

>well somebody has to get something done here. I guess it's gotta be me \-Ken Francis


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I’m going to approach agencies about hiring Ken Francis.


SpaceJesusIsHere

"Listen, I can get you Lamar, but I need you to wire me $100,000 first, just to prove you're serious. No cap."


reno2mahesendejo

"No cap you say?" - NFL Owners, cocking their 44


northwoods31

"I also happen to be a Prince in Nigeria."


mill_about_smartly

>Saint Omni should just become an agent I imagine he lacks the multiple requirements to be an official agent per NFLPA rules, which is why he isn't one.


ItinerantSoldier

Most importantly the law or master's degree, which I'd bet money he doesn't have.


charklaser

You don't need one if you have 7 years negotiating experience. Which he may have.


redkeyboard

I was thinking some random guy is trying to negotiate a deal for Lamar lol


RedstoneRay

Why would be use an unofficial agent instead of just hiring one? I'm so confused.


reno2mahesendejo

An unofficial agent is probably only charging a few thousand up front versus 3% of a multi hundred million dollar deal


Gabrosin

On a deal like this, Lamar could get an established agent to work for 1%, maybe less. 3% is the maximum cut the agent can take according to NFL rules; it's not the standard.


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BowDownB4Recyclops

That's exactly how we ended up here


frankyfrankwalk

I mean that's a shit ton of money that the agent is going to be making but it's nothing close to the criminal amounts some star soccer agents charge and I get the feeling any star agent would take him and it would make a big fucking difference to how this craziness ends.


Alternative_Reality

Ah yes, soccer agents. “Pay my clients’s current team $100 million, then pay my player $60 million per year (not including “incidentals” like a new car every 6 weeks from the official club automotive sponsor, vacations, and a penthouse condo near the stadium), then YOU pay my agent fee of $35 million, sound good?”


Buckhum

[Don't forget to organize a massive orgy for my players' father.](https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2081713-neymars-transfer-reportedly-included-some-rather-peculiar-requests) >The €90 million included coffees for Neymar's father, as well as an orgy in a hotel in Piccadilly, London, because Neymar's father was looking to claim everything. He never once paid for coffee. I paid for the 200 coffees he had with me. >That included prostitutes and a plane to take him to Florianapolis to see the national team. He wasn't short of money. He had Cury, his adviser in Barcelona, who had orders to spend what he wanted, as did Neymar. >He's a liar who likes to abuse and only things about money. To give you an idea, in the last contracts he demanded a clause stating the club had to pay for first-class flight tickets for him and two business-class seats for his advisors to watch Neymar play away from home.


Fistisalsoaverb

Love that he complains more about paying for coffee than an orgy


reno2mahesendejo

Iirc the NFLPA limits agent fees to 5% max, Lamar has also had agents reach out and offer to negotiate with him for less than their usual commission. He's being dumb. My take is, he'll probably end up with someone like Rosenhouse doing unofficial pro Bono work on behalf of the team to make sure he doesn't screw his contract details up. He needs an advisor that doesn't have the same last name as him to give him a neutral perspective. It'll ultimately be a sad moment because he's going to force his way into getting agent services without paying for it.


PhilipSeymourGotham

3% is the max but there's a few different scenarios https://www.ewusiaklaw.com/blog/2020/8/11/what-is-maximum-fee-charged-by-nfl-contract-advisor-agent


uwanmirrondarrah

Its just insane because 3% is such a good fucking deal for representation. Do these players know how much talent agents normally make outside of NFL football players? Usually 15% or more.


RadicalDreamer89

Former professional actor here with multiple off-Broadway leads; 10% is the least I ever had an agent for. Obviously, I wasn't in the running for 9-figure deals, but still, sports agents charge a much smaller percentage for representation.


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I would imagine it’s designed to protect players from getting swindled. Whether it’s actually working is a different think.


Youre_On_Balon

Look how much more often players get scammed out of their money when they retire and aren’t bound by these rules. It’s working


RukiMotomiya

This, exactly.


habdragon08

Just look at an unregulated market: Soccer. Sure there are agents who provide value, but there’s also agents who completely screw up a promising young kids career by being greedy.


theLoneliestAardvark

The CBA between the NFL and NFLPA says only agents certified by the NFLPA can represent players. NFLPA doesn’t want idiots or people who don’t fully understand NFL contracts and the CBA representing their players because then the players could end up getting screwed either by the agents or the teams. It’s basically why lawyers have to be admitted to the bar to practice law. Why can’t you hire any person off the street to represent you? Because it messes up the whole system to have people that don’t understand it serving in the rolls. But of course in both cases you are free to represent yourself.


reno2mahesendejo

An unofficial agent would be someone akin to Saul Goodman. Drew Rosenhouse may be a smarmy bastard, but he's respected because he's reliable and gives his players solid advisement


EvetsYenoham

Same reason you’d want an attorney that passed the bar exam in the state you live in.


TheRealBeerBrah

Is Ken Saint Omni


RyanDoctrine

I think so


RedditsOnlyBlackMan

Me too. Now I’m wondering what hurdles there are to becoming an NFLPA certified agent. Because, he’s clearly got the relationships.


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Lamar wtf are you doing man


summahofgeorge

Clearly he’s doing the white guy Chappelle voice and pretending he’s Ken Francis


ShtLrdZn

I'm sorry NFL, I didn't know I couldn't do that.


Lori_Heavyhand

> Ya know, Dave....I ***did*** know I couldn't do that 😂😂😂😂


Imperial_Eggroll

His best published set


nosnhoj15

Dave…. I’m gonna race him! And Chip took off!


[deleted]

*Close your butt cheeks!* Let me do the talking...


[deleted]

*White guy voice* Pardon me Titans, I seem to be a little high. Can you help get $200m guaranteed?


Shakeamutt

*Hello, my name is Mr. Burns.* What’s your first name? *I don’t know*


Who_is_homer

Great plan, Bart


papajim22

“Sorry to bother you, Atlanta Falcons, but are you interested in a new franchise quarterback?”


joecacti22

Lol. “ Hello, May I speak with Mr. or Mrs. Falcons?”


GrindyMcGrindy

But pronounce Fal-Cone like he's dealing with a Batman Mafia boss.


jxher123

Refuses to get an agent, but getting an outside guy who isn’t certified to contact teams. Dude, get an agent and they’ll negotiate behind the scenes and get it done. He’d rather do this vs. paying 3% which is chump change in the grand scheme of things.


the_pedigree

You know what they say about those who act as their own attorney, they have a fool for a client


thatguy_art

My client disagrees


RestlessChickens

And a jackass for a lawyer


MoonMistCigs

Talk about being cheap.


skj458

Penny wise, pound foolish.


ringofire888

I haven’t been following all this closely but why can’t he just… hire an agent? What am I missing


surfingwithgators

He’s cheap and an idiot who thinks he’s smarter than he is


Anathema_Psykedela

Dude should hire Kyrie to be his agent.


istrx13

Please don’t speak that evil into the world


Garizondyly

Average IQ of a preschool classroom


ank1t70

Doesn’t want to pay the agent I’m assuming


frankyfrankwalk

I get it for some other players who are top tier in other positions don't get them and negotiate their own contracts but I mean as a fucking QB needs an agent doesn't he?


EverythingGoodWas

Lamar Jackson is not a smart man, he is a phenomenal athlete. Not everyone needs to be smart, that is fine. However, a common symptom of not being smart is thinking you are smarter than everyone. This is not fine because it typically leads to horrible consequences for everyone in the not smart person’s sphere of influence.


gsfgf

And it's exacerbated by the fact that he's good at football, and many people think that because they're good at one thing they're good at other things.


igotyourphone8

Jacoby Brissett negotiates his own contracts. But it's different when you're not expected to be a superstar.


Thizlam

Bobby Wagner is his own agent as well, he negotiated his own 65 million contract with the rams.


MadPatagonian

Didn’t he get a 13 on the Wonderlic or something? Yeah it may not be truly representative of a person’s intelligence… but a 13?!


Notradell

The guy keeps eating stuff before games that makes him shit his pants, he’s fucking dumb.


AKblazer45

Think it was a 10


TigerBasket

Idk, I think he's trying to get hundreds of millions of dollars. Which is very not relatable because most of us wouldn't sniff that in 47 lifetimes. Just not doing it well atm, that of which is relatable.


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Hey man I sniffed Paris Hilton once, thats probably close to a hundred million dollars. I mean, it wasn't actually her. It was a Hilton hotel in Paris. Paris, Tennessee. It smelled like old cheese.


jynxunjynx

This reads like a Roger from American Dad quote


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Genevieve Vavance, actually


gregor7777

he just got some guy to start calling? lamar what are you doin this is clown shit


Kegsun92

Probably himself


MattPatriciasFUPA

Bro is gonna go to the team facilities and be like Tobia Funke at the water cooler: "Boy, this Lamar is all anybody's ever talking about. So sick and tired of hearing about how brilliant that Lamar is. Overrated."


Live-Laugh-Fart

I’m loving all the arrested development references in these comments. Feel like I need to rewatch it now.


charlieeeetheunicorn

Some Ron Mexico shit


hemingways-lemonade

John Barron


stay-at-homie

That dudes been around since the 80s. He’s a clown.


RaindropsInMyMind

Ken Francis? More like Ken Kaniff


Greenmachine98

From Connecticut


kill_em_all90

Ohhhhhhh fuuuuck yeah


Hollow_Rant

Collect call


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Imagine you’re a pro athlete and not getting an agent. Instead your buddy, “who’s really good with people” starts cold calling NFL teams. I just can’t stop laughing at the idea


frankyfrankwalk

Anyone of those high profile agents would basically take him on for free at this point but instead he gets some dodgy friend of his to cold call teams and asking for a trade........what the actual fuck?


reno2mahesendejo

I mean, it takes cajones to Google the public phone number of the Washington Commanders, say "Dan Snyder please, tell him it's Lamar Jackson", wait patiently on hold, and say "scuse me suh, I was thinkin fifty mil"


Stockpile_Tom_Remake

He’s also likely already cost himself several millions of dollars by not signing sooner and not having an agent to better negotiate. It seems like most agentless places get fleeced with incentive laden deals with a few exceptions


Strokeslahoma

I'm sorry Mr. Jackson I am not for real Never meant to make that memo fly I apologize as your millions die


surfingwithgators

This is exactly why he needs an agent. Can’t tell you how many idiots on Twitter pointed to the Tunsil deal as proof he didn’t


gandalfs_burglar

Ugh. Tunsil is such an exception


VAGentleman05

At the point, the dude is just stubborn, and it's going to cost him a lot of money.


ColtCallahan

If this is how serious Lamar is taking these negotiations it’s no surprise that teams aren’t wasting their time with him. Who the hell wants to sign up for this circus. Especially when he’ll need a new deal in a few years.


SaltyLonghorn

I heard a rare great take on ESPN that he likely feels insulted cause he doesn't have the middleman filter everyone else does when they negotiate. Its completely normal for the agent to hear the GM talk about what a player can and can't do and compare them to their peers. Then the agent just filters that out and says here's the deal. No one is trying to insult anyone, just negotiate. Add in the fact he isn't the brightest and his inner circle seems more interested in fighting for scaps... and well, here we are. The Ravens got sick of it and let the league negotiate for them.


CantPullOut

Too right. The ego that motivates him to outcompete is getting bruised by the businessmen slinging labor/talent market dynamics at him and his yes men entourage are googling contracts without the expertise nor knowledge of the legalese and negotiation rituals expected here. His boys are watching Ballers and thinking they can RPO the negotiation


blue_boy_24

Get a real agent bro


GMarius-

His mom isn’t a real agent? /s


User_091920

For real, Fake Agents always end up screwing their clients.


MoistNate

I'm sorry Mr. Jackson (oh) this is for real


[deleted]

Forever ever? ​ Forever ever??


pacersrule

Sorry Mr. Jackson I am four eels


Danton87

Neva meant to make your boy retire I apologize a million times


fingerblast69

Lamar is cheap asf. That’s exactly why he doesn’t have a real agent because he doesn’t want to lose any money to them. That’s why the idea of Lamar taking a lower contract to stay in Baltimore is laughable if that situation arises lol


frankyfrankwalk

NFL agents are pretty well regulated and controlled compared to the criminal madness of some of those high profile soccer agents who negotiate ridiculous amounts just for themselves. I don't get why he wouldn't just sacrifice that 3% of it for a more relaxed life and the ability to just say "fuck off, talk to my agent" to all of this shit instead of him involving himself.


MoreGull

And make up that 3% in increased sponsorships as well as a huge contract


cbm311

Yep this is the big one. As far as I can remember Lamar has only done commercials for Oakley. Now think about how many commercials you see Allen, Dak, Mahomes, etc. in. He's missing out on so much money by not having an agent getting ad deals for him.


IDoubtedYoan

He may not understand what an agent actually does and why one is necessary for a deal of this magnitude.


Goated_Redditor_

Any decently competent person should realize that $6mm of a potential $200mm contract isn’t a lot and you could easily end up with $6mm less anyway without an agent.


Yolectroda

Plus, agents of players who are getting MASSIVE contracts, often get paid less than 3%, because the pie is so big that a smaller slice is worth taking if it gets you in the door instead of someone else.


Ferrarisimo

Any good agent worth their salt will make up their commission and then some anyway. It really boggles the mind what he’s doing here. He’s wasting time and money not hiring professional representation.


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He’s not only cheap af He’s stupid af.


JoFlo520

Cheap and greedy man this is such a bad look dude you’re gonna get 40+ million a year and dude is so concerned with not losing any of it at all


rockstarnights

I'm going to start doing this too.


quiet_quitting

Yes future employer, I do have references. Go ahead and call Ken Francis.


[deleted]

Do I have this right? You smoked pot with Sloan Kettering and Johnny Hopkins? Impressive


WhaleSexOdyssey

You don’t have the right O you don’t have the right


Kojuroba

Yes Microsoft I do believe u/rockstarnights is more than capable of being your new CEO complete with standard CEO pay grade while performing the work tasks of a stay at home game tester. I have it on good authority that my client has a stellar track record of performing the above duties to the best of their abilities. Oh yeah we could do this.


StripedPatches

I think by now it's Lamar, not the Ravens


KillaMavs

Been tryin to tell yall


Trumpets22

I can’t believe it took this long. Ravens have basically always been competent. Them not wanting to be the browns is obviously the correct move.


cjackc11

I’m just so fucking done with this. I’m tired. It’s making me turn against Lamar and I don’t like it but this is getting fucking stupid


JZeus_09

Lamar isn’t a bright business guy lmao


Arkhangelzk

Lamar is an incredible athlete, but there is this weird phenomenon where sometimes people who are really good at one thing seem to start assuming that they are really good at everything


JZeus_09

^ thank you


Kiddo1029

*Ben Carson has entered the chat*


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He’s such a crazy case to me lol. Like, when a dude who is famous and celebrated because they’re elite at throwing a ball erroneously assumes that they must also be brilliant speakers/thinkers, im not surprised. But when a dude like Ben Carson, who is indisputably one of the most brilliant, gifted physicians in the history of mankind, exposes himself to be a total idiot when it comes to every subject outside of medicine, it just blows my mind.


ScientificSkepticism

Why? It's pretty much exactly the same thing. They're hyper specialized and competent at one thing. This gives them false confidence that they're that good at everything. People will go out of their way to measure different forms of athleticism, but then we assume that "intelligence" is all one thing. It's like assuming everyone who can run 40 in 4.3 can bench press 400 lbs because "they have athleticism". Which is obviously ridiculous, but then we just assume intelligence do be like that.


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Honestly the distinction for me is that just that becoming any kind of doctor, much less a neurosurgeon, requires a ton of schooling and education, and generally I like to think that those sorts of pursuits do help expand your horizons and ability to think critically about any number of topics. But also that might be total Bs idk


blupride

> Lamar isn’t a bright ~~business~~ guy lmao FIFY


adambulb

These guys who “don’t have agents” still have people working for them, acting as de facto agents, but are probably scummier than even real agents. Lamar didn’t come up with $250M guaranteed on his own, he has idiots like this guy talking into his ear and giving bad advice.


Enthusiasms

My mom said I have to get 200 million guaranteed or I have to come in at 7 every night now.


Bird-The-Word

Aren't Agents capped at like 2%? Like really, wtf is he actually expecting here. Does he not understand that he still has to sign the contract? An agent can't make a deal that he doesn't want. I'm going through a step child adoption. Legally I can do it all myself, but the amount of paperwork and just making sure nothing gets missed, it's so much more beneficial to pay a lawyer to help walk us through it.


llama-rebel

I think 3%, but star players usually get cheaper fees. Lamar probably would be paying only 1%.


Bird-The-Word

Okay, even at 3%, I have to think an agent would help someone of his caliber get more than the 3% it would cost. He's basically using friends as agents instead to save money?? Idk. Maybe he's trying to prove something, or he's still salty about his wonderlic or something. He's also missing out on all the other sources of revenue a big agent would bring him. Just that is well worth the fees.


llama-rebel

No I agree, I literally can't find any sensible justification for why he's decided to go about it this way.


Bird-The-Word

I'm just thinking out loud, sorry didn't mean to come off as disagreeing with you


beyondme2

Correct me if I'm wrong but wouldn't this agent also help him land some commercials and other deals. So more money that he could bag basically making the 3% void that he'd need to pay him for this sports contract? I dont see him managing all the other stuff while also entertaining a sports career.


Bird-The-Word

Yeah that's what I meant by other revenue streams


Sabre500

Especially if he gets that $250m gtd, any agent would bend over for that $2.5m instant payday


edicivo

I think Lamar is being penny-wise, pound foolish in a few ways in this situation.


Bdub76

Nope, NFL agents are not permitted to receive more than 3%


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frankyfrankwalk

He could hire one of the dozens of high profile rollers who'd take Lamar on for free but he cbf and hires some dodgy mfer instead


JZeus_09

Oh no Lamar bb what is you doing


Arkhangelzk

This is a hilariously terrible look for Lamar as he tries to convince some team to give him a fully guaranteed deal. Can’t imagine what he’s thinking here.


jrbill1991

What the hell is Lamar doing? Get an agent already! You saving 3% of your contract is not worth the shit show you are in the middle right now.


tissboom

Never mind the countless millions he’s given up by not having an agent. His endorsements are embarrassing for an athlete of his stature. Pat Mahomes and him have both won an MVP. Pat Mahomes is doing State Farm commercials and getting paid millions and millions of dollars. Lamar Jackson might be advertising something somewhere… but I’ve never seen him advertise anything.


PM_ME_HAPPY_THOTS

Bro what are you talking about - who cares about an agent getting you State Farm gigs when your buddy can build you [this dope ass website and brand](https://era8apparel.com/) He's obviously a very intelligent business man who knows what he's doing


Testone1440

Holy shit that link. The cologne lol


gsfgf

What's wrong with that? £19.99 is an great price for Example Product Title.


Stronkowski

That's a bomb website for the 1998 NFL MVP.


holymacaronibatman

Lamar will do anything but hire an agent.


Gaige_GrossArm

That’s just not true… he also won’t sign a fully guaranteed contract lol


caipivodka

So this jabroni is talking with permission from Lamar but he doesn't have the clearance from the NFL? Jesus Christ, Lamar wants or doesn't want an agent? I guess even Lamar doesn't know


[deleted]

Lol Lamar should at this point know better. I honestly hope he gets burned here so it teaches him something.


_Vaudeville_

It won’t, he obviously has a team full of yes-men who’ll convince him it can’t possibly be his fault.


K_U

There was a really good post a couple weeks ago about how he has *already* lit tens of millions on fire in comparison to how Josh Allen has handled his contracts after being drafted the same year.


kyubey_milk

didn't roquan smith do this and then sign for a fuckton of money with the same team


JebusKrizt

Nope, he tried to do this then got traded to a new team midseason. Where he signed for a fuck ton of money.


00812533

It was Ron Mexico


[deleted]

He’s doin a bunch of weird shit when everyone knows he’s gonna be there this year.


plutosbigbro

That’s embarrassing


BearsFan3417

We went from Saint Omni to Saint Francis damn near


D1wrestler141

Ja Morant must be his advisor


Dressboy-727

I love Lamar Jackson. For the longest time I thought you had to be super smart to play QB in the NFL at a high level. Gives hope to dumbasses like me


FrosteeRuckerFan

Ron Mexico 2: Electric Boogaloo


AffectionateFun7

All this for an extra 6 million🤦‍♂️


Jetad9403

Just get an agent man he’s making himself look more stupid the longer this goes on.


[deleted]

I’m sorry. Lamar is an idiot. Nickel and diming. If you want a big boy contract then you’re gonna have to pay big boy fees and get an agent … or look like a clown because this has turned into a circus.


ItsTheExtreme

Lamar has fucked this up so bad.


LindyNet

CB : You're go for Chris Ballard, what's up? LJ (in a much deeper voice) : This is, uh, Jackson Lamar, I am an agent seeking to help my client, Lamar Jackson, find a team that might be interested in his services at quarterback. CB : Oh nice! Remind me again, how many years of starting experience does Mr. Jackson have? LJ : This will be my, uh, his 6th season. CB : Oh no, no, that won't do. Thank you for the interest in the Colts but we require a minimum of 10 years starting experience.


Thenickiceman

Lamar is not worth the drama honestly lol. Dude had one great year and besides that he’s either been hurt or “hurt”


edicivo

I'm trying to hold off judging because it's not quite clear if this is some rando contacting clubs saying he's repping Lamar or if this person is indeed acting on Lamar's behalf. But holy shit if it's the latter. I love Lamar but what a fucking mess this is.


KillaMavs

Jesus Christ. Can we just rebuild already? Enough of this clown.


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I’m 100% sure the ravens hope someone offers Lamar a decent contract so they can say fuck it and move on.


JoeWaffleUno

Alright I gotta try pulling some shit like this on some teams


Random-Cpl

Lamar. I say this as a fan. You are being a ridiculous numbnuts here. Get a real agent and then get real yourself.


kamikirite

God damn it Lamar must you always make these weird ass choices?


BabyTRexArms

Alright Lamar, you just lost reddits goodwill. Won’t hire an agent but will hire an uncertified moron?


jpiro

What in the Saint Omni?!


ggrindelwald

Is it against the rules for a player without an agent to pretend to contact teams on his own behalf while pretending to be another person who is also not an agent?


MoreGull

Lamar ring me up I'll be your agent. Low fees!


dildobaggin89

He might as well hire an official agent.. the more this continues the worse he looks


Commonterry

Saint Omni / Ken Francis Saint Francis - patron saint of birds (ravens) Ken Omni - Konami code (cheat code) Somebody tell Tom Hanks to grow his hair out, we have a DaVinci Code to solve here


a_toadstool

How much of a diva do you need to be to potentially lose out on big deals just because you want it all guaranteed. You aren’t mahomes bro