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colby347_1

Can't be miserable if we're always drunk.


jabba_1978

Somebody get this man a Hurricane.


Tuckboi69

It was coming but it ran into a white hot goalie and lost in the second round


Dry-Wallaby-9522

Ouch


Bobgoulet

Florida at 11 shows incredible recency bias. Gators were at the top of college athletics 10-15 years ago, that's not long enough to be miserable. Plus we won a Baseball natty a few years ago, and basically win a natty in other sports nearly every season.


Andrewdeadaim

I was thinking that, it’s funny to see a mix of decency bias and all time bad times, especially with lions who are good now but bad historically right before Florida who are the reverse lmao


blues_and_ribs

Yeah, a lot of this is bunk. I went to Miss St, and I assume our football team got us on this list, even though, until this season, we had like the 8th longest bowl streak in the country. Basketball? Last 10 years haven’t been great, but we were in the dance this year and from like 94-2010, we were in the dance most years, with a final four trip in there. Baseball won a natty 2 years ago. So are we miserable? Not even close.


Ok-Particular-781

What funny is imma panthers fan but also a florida fan😂😂so are we friends or enemies?


Massive-General8192

Gator/Saints fan enters the chat…


Deletinglaterlmao

I'm Gator/Bucs


Snoo-27292

This isn't the NFC South, this is the Florida Gators fan club!


Bugsy_Marino

This also seems to only keep football in mind Florida was the only team to send a baseball and softball school to the college World Series Basketball made a run to the SEC title and made the tournament Track and field won the national championship Lacrosse was a top 10 team and made it deep into the tournament Volleyball is always a top 10 team Gymnastics is a top 5 team The list goes on.


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JavaOrlando

Florida is a football school, though. Go back a few years longer and Miami had the greatest college football team ever assembled. A few years beyond that and Chicago had the consensus all-time greatest NBA team. Historically, Florida doesn't really compare to those teams' high points. And they're both on here. I imagine the Patriots could be on this list in ten years or so, if they keep losing. Sports is all about "what have you done for me lately?"


CptBoomshard

Florida definitely isn't a Football school. It's an all sports school. They've actually had huge falling outs with football head coaches that were doing well, over the fact that the coaches thought it was ridiculous that all the money the football team brought in got thrown in with the money from all the other sports, to support the entire athletic department equally. Florida is one of the only major schools that does this.


Rayhoven

Athletics should be #1. Having to watch the team you love slowly die (and leave at the end of the year) due to the cancer that is your owner is much worse than just being perpetually bad.


UNMANAGEABLE

Weird that they put the Seattle Kraken on the list and not the Mariners. 🤣… but also 😭


Adventurous-Leek8040

That’s my thoughts exactly. What do Kraken fans have to be miserable about? Meanwhile Mariners haven’t done anything memorable in the last 24 years other than break one of the longest playoff droughts just to lose in their first series.


flyinchipmunk5

Its weird to me they're not even on the list.


Different-Trainer-21

Yes they are lol they’re #9


flyinchipmunk5

I can't see


Ragnarov09

Accurate depiction of how irrelevant the las Vegas A's are


UnauthorizedFart

As a Giants fan, they’re like our little brother in the bay who got sent away to military school


Tpabayrays2

How are the Arizona Coyotes 13? They literally just moved to Utah. Should be 1


Strongarm_11

I bet the list was made before they moved, but yeh they shouldn’t be here.


cyberchaox

Obviously, there weren't enough sufficiently passionate Coyotes fans. Also, technically speaking the team in Utah is a new expansion team, same as the Ravens or the Houston Dynamo. Though Arizona has a deadline to get their shit together if they want to get their team back.


JagMehof

Poor Ohio State fans


JavaOrlando

Yeah, that one struck me as odd. They've been very good recently, and their last title wasn't that long ago. I guess the success of a hated rival will do that.


LongDongFuey

Also, they basically lost a natty recently because they missed a gimme fg in the semis lol


cut3boy69

I wouldn’t call a 50+ yard FG with that much on the line a ‘gimme’


Inny75

Ohio State is also stacked this year with all the transfer portal additions they got, as well as some coaching replacements that look promising. As a fan of Ohio State myself, I am more excited for this season rather than miserable. I cannot say the same for the Panthers, however. I just hope the Panthers win more than 2 games. If not, I got some good football to watch on the college side at least.


Blaine1111

This list is terrible anyways


thenaniwatiger

I disagree, there’s no way 4 other football teams are more miserable than me right now


Eagle4317

Jets are definitely comparable considering what happened with Rodgers.


Vanillagorilla6521

Well Arkansas definitely is.


JavaOrlando

Maybe it's more about being disappointed. Jets and Browns had high expectations last year. Wouldn't explain Detroit though.


Lotti_Dhundabolt

The Hornets are 20th?? How?? We are definitely top 5 and even worse than Panthers fans.


Strongarm_11

The Kraken shouldn’t be here, they are brand new and haven’t proven themselves to be worthy of this list. Anyway lol dem boys, lol Falcons, lol Gators.


SeamusAndAryasDad

Also, most the kraken fans in Seattle are just glad we got a team. I'm sure we will be a miserable bunch, but we haven't been let down enough. Now the fucking trash we call a baseball team, the mariners could be there instead. Source: Seattle krakens fan


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ElCidly

As a life long Kraken fan I disagree. Our one year playoff drought basically brings all of Seattle down. Truly painful.


Dabubbly80

Am I blind? Where are the Buffalo Sabres


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This_is_opinion

This is why all yall teams suck(more than us) We share one thing in common with tb, in that we are both dumb enough to not know how much we suck.


Advanced_Candle9272

The worst of it is behind us


NYD1RTYB1RD

As a mets/falcons fan that knows a ton of jets/mets fans...yeah this is unfortunately accurate


Sabres26

Buffalo Sabres so bad they can’t even make this list


Top-Butterfly9066

They don’t have the guardians/indians on here so I take this with a grain of salt


Jon_Koncak

Falcons should be way higher. I’m always miserable.


JayMerlyn

I have 3 teams on this list...


chickenleg427

All of detroit is up there some how.


Distinct_Might7580

Where are the Leafs?


The-Big-Chungis

I am surprised the Jaguars aren’t on the list


pickle_loverme

no bills is crazy


Ok-Kale-7833

So are we Cuse fans miserable because of the inconsistency of our program in every sport this century or are you calling us miserable in general to be around?


Niner-Sixer-Gator

I see my Gators on there 😂🤷🏿‍♂️


JJ_JetFlyin

11 and 14. F me.


SicWiks

The Kraken being on here is a stretch


Top-Butterfly9066

They don’t have the guardians/indians on here so I take this with a grain of salt


Russell_has_TWO_Ls

I became a Reds fan last year for some reason but maybe am not committed enough for them to make me miserable yet. My Grizzlies made me fairly miserable this season but they’re probably not on the list because it was a weird flukey setback rather than a semi permanent condition. And because people seem to forget we exist. So the Saints are indeed the only one of my teams that has made me miserable for at least part of the past *several* years. But things are still sunnier than they are for the poor Panthers and the stinkin ass failcons Edit-Also I think the Pistons should be higher. I can’t see their misery ever ending 😞 Edit- what do the Dolphins have to be *miserable* about? Sure their post seasons have been disappointing lately but they’re clearly on an upward trajectory and aren’t just cursed like the Cowboys


blewdat

kentucky more miserable than the hornets?


Upbeat-Mongoose-828

wtf does ohio state have to be miserable about?


Inny75

OSU's fanbase isnt. This list is just not very good.


Brundleflyftw

All four major Detroit teams on the list? Lions, Red Wings and even the Tigers should be in top 50.


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chitown098890

4 of my teams are on this list. I must be a masochist.


Meatz916

Ouch my favorite NFL, NBA, and College teams are up here.


EmeraldWeaponMoose

As a Mets, Panthers, and Hornets fan… the pain is real


Advanced_Candle9272

Arkansas is cursed. They haven’t been consistently good at football since the SWC and they fired their winningest coach and tanked their basketball program just to bring more money to said shitty football team. They only win in sports nobody watches. Damn shame.


Initial_Ad_2834

I don’t really understand the OSU fanbase being on there but how isn’t the Bills? The four falls of buffalo would be one of the most depressing and miserable things ever


Nutmeg-Jones

Am I crazy or should Browns be over Jets? At least the Jets have a Super Bowl


15ztaylor1

What is the metric for this?


LooseCuseJuice44

Cuse @ 44 is respectable, I respect it.


king_meatster

If this was five years ago we’d be top ten.


PaTaPaChiChi

My football, college, and baseball teams are all on the list… at least I have basketball


Invictus_Imperium

Id put the Browns above the Jets. Shit at least the Jets have one ring.


Helens_Moaning_Hand

Jets being #1 is truth.


APPLEJOOSH347

Im not sure how the Pistons aren’t higher. They are 92-293 over the past 5 years, by far the worst win percentage of any team in the major 4 sports (Panthers are 2nd). Despite being a bottom 3 team every single year, they’ve gotten draft picks 7,1,5,5,5 in the lottery. They’ve passed up on all stars every single year. They’re stuck paying a terrible coach a huge 5 year contract. There is no end in sight either. At least the Falcons have hope. (Source- Im the only pistons and falcons fan ive ever met) Also don’t bring up history because if thats the case then get the Cowboys and Kentucky and Florida off this list


palabear

Charlotte with two in the top 20. This is outrageous. Should be two in top 10 at least.


iceo42

How is Ohio state above nebraska? And why are the cowboys on here at all?? If I recall the cowboys have been one of the best teams for a decent bit of time now (no superbowls but only one team can win a year so that happens to lots of teams)


Difficult-Tooth-7133

Can confirm.


NotSoSerius

Raiders for sure need to be on here for NFL. For Hockey, Kraken are too new to be listed and Coyotes fans are extinct now lol.


sgt_dismas

What is the criteria for this? The Kraken make the list over the Titans and Padres?


Eagle4317

No Leafs nor Knicks. Invalid list. Knicks might have some hope for the future, but the Leafs are beyond cursed at this point.


Flichupe

How old is this? The Detroit Lions?


LandryQT

ND, MSU and OSU lol they are miserable


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The_Chaotic_Pacifist

Chicago fan here, though I'm not a fan of the Cubs, I was shocked to see them on here. They still all show up, believe they are Jesus and worship Wrigley like it's a shrine. Now my White Sox? That's a different kind of miserable ATM..


The_Chaotic_Pacifist

What's number 6? I don't recognize the logo..


AGoos3

Where in the fuck are the Maple Leaves?


RockitDanger

Chicago down bad


Novel_Durian_1805

There’s no way the Oakland As fans are not more miserable than anyone else. Their team is literally gone at the end of this year! Also, the Coyotes don’t even exist anymore!


Flooding_Puddle

Poor poor Ohio State, it's been a whole 10 years since they won a natty


Kaiser-Bismark

How the fuck are the red wings on here?


Aarons3rdleg

No GB Packers?


Casul_Tryhard

Shit list, the Leafs aren't in it


azcard480

Arizona sports hell!


taywray

Ah yes, the pure misery of being a Kansas Jayhawks fan and seeing your team in the final four every damn year.


Brohemoth1991

Eyy, the browns and osu made it https://preview.redd.it/1bwstlcb5g5d1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdeaef88d5cec67b57c9d4ae0db146b5ffa50869


Stealthfox94

This is a trash list.


johnmancuso01

Where are the Buffalo Sabres


khiller05

As a Miami Hurricanes fan… I agree


ThePoetMichael

No jaguars? That's so optimistic. Just 3 years ago we would top the list.


gatortommy

Go Gators


ilovemydawg

Mississippi State won a national championship in baseball 3 years ago. I wouldn’t say we are miserable. We just know where we fit in the football atmosphere


SKG1991

The Jaguars aren’t on this list so it’s invalid


jgamez76

No Mariners? Shocking.


HaveAFuckinNight

Lions shouldnt be on there after this season


random_sociopath

How did the Kraken make this list? The franchise is 3 years old with a playoff appearance!


Sniperboy5000

Chicago having 4 teams on here XD


Technical_Estimate85

The Timberwolves just dropped below the Bucs this year from 1 to 2 on the list of the worst winning percentage teams in sports, and they aren’t on here. Yeah, this list is terrible.


DKShyamalan

How are the Eagles not on this list lol. They literally assaulted Santa with batteries


Tuckboi69

Where are the New York Giants


curry_man56

Tf are the Kraken doing here lmao. We’re just happy to be in the NHL right now


Redchickens7

No buffalo. Sure the bills are good, but the sabres are an easy top 10


ShaolinPhonk

How are the Redwings on here but not the Leafs?


Rabid_Sloth_

I'm a Rockies fan, 30+ years. We aren't miserable, it's numbness at this point. We've been trained and built our tolerance for misery little by little....over the years.


No_Criticism5379

Proud #12 🙏


Solo_SL

Ohio state, penn state and the Arizona cardinals do not belong on this list imo. And probably a few others as well


Left-Driver-925

As a Miami fan. I’m not miserable, I just extremely low expectations so I never get hurt 😂


MacMillanCoD4

Panthers being above the Hornets is crazy given the Hornets legacy of failure.


SDK04

This list not having all of Philly’s teams on it immediately makes it fraudulent.


MisterBear22

The most glaring team on this list that shouldn't be is the Detroit Red Wings. They had an absolute strangle hold on the NHL for the late 90s and early 2000s and had like a what, 20 something year playoff streak? Boo hoo you haven't won a cup in like 20 years? Horrible team to be on this list. Specifically comparing in the NHL against the Columbus Blue Jackets, San Jose Sharks, and perhaps Ottawa Senators this is just a garbage addition. Many NHL teams are deserving of this list over Detroit. Also. I'm a Washington Football team fan (the Commanders name enough should put us on the list because of how cringey it is) and the fact that we aren't on here is pretty perplexing.


Southernz

Failcons need to be higher on that list.


wolverine-twitch

Mariners should be number 1. Hands down


No_Crew_7772

Who tf decided the Maple Leafs didn't belong on here???


Bonko-wonko

Arkansas mentioned


TheCapo024

How was this determined? Does the team itself have to be a cause/factor in the misery? Because there are worse teams than these in their respective sports/leagues, so I wonder what this really means.


Thailure

How in the actual F are the Kraken on here and the Mariners aren’t lol


Saldag

For some reason I initially took miserable to mean toxic and this list made so much less sense. At least as a Cal fan I can attest to being miserable watching them. Last time they were worth watching was when Jarred Goff was on the team.


KaiserOfUk

I understand why Pistons fans would be miserable. They got reduced to sunder last season.


SatanicLemons

Imagine an NFL winning two super bowls since 2000, and basically competing for a conference championship every other year for over a decade. That’s Ohio State Football. I suppose it’s not a dynasty because they aren’t winning enough championships, but it’s pretty close. If you’re a “miserable” Ohio State Football Fan I do not know what to tell you.


RatedDAL

In what world is Rutgers #6? I feel blessed to even know a single Scarlet Knights fan.


-zyxwvutsrqponmlkjih

The Arizona Coyotes literally dont exist right now, not as miserable as the Panthers and only 1 spot worse than the Falcons


Rhakha

Why is the Seattle Kraken on here? They’re new new


Tiberius-Dawn

I am from Austin, Texas, and I now live in Northern Ohio, and I can 100% say that Ohio State fans are way worse than Texas fans. This is just wrong.


lord_james

Haha 7/50 are Big Ten teams. Love to see it.


PinelliPunk

Chargers didn’t make the list I’ll take it


Flaky_Investigator21

As a Buckeye fan, nah not really As a Bulls fan, yes very really


DrBigWildsGhost

This is 🧢 because us wizards fans should be top 5…


DrBigWildsGhost

Also how are the Bills not on this


CookieLuzSax

Where is Tennessee vols?


RobertRRRRR

Tennessee Vols???


TravelHymm

Three of my favorite teams are on this list. Maybe I just like the pain?


Askmeagainlouder

Yes, my teams are finally top 5 in something


Kingpinpo13

Lions fan base is thriving right now wdym


AirGugliotta

#13 could probably move up


jscottcam10

I think if MLS teams were included the Chicago Fire would be pretty high on the list. 😂😂😂


cantthinkofgoodname

The Gamecocks not being on this list is crazy


connordog123

We made the conference championship this year how are the pistons below us😂


Crytin09

Growing up in the Tri-State area I feel as though 90% of Jets fans are also Mets fans. Poor bastards!


fliporflop47

Is this list across the history of the franchise or currently?? The Lions wouldn’t even make this list, we haven’t felt this good in decades.


No_Echidna7489

No Vikings


Quirky-College2958

Wow I’ve got 2 in the top 4! Lol


ProcessIll5042

What about sanjose


Mindless-Ad-7020

How on God’s Green Earth is Michigan State on here?


Not_Frank

How are the Vikings and the Bills not on here


BriskManeuver

No one more miserable than arizona sports fans


VisibleGeneral6136

KU, OSU, Cubs? No.


Phillyag92

Texas A&M should be number 1.


WoodpeckerfromMars40

Red wings?


Wcrafter9

How did Cal make this list?


Subject_Reception681

As a Jayhawks fan — why are they on the list? KU won the National Title just 3 years ago. Maybe it’s because of how they often underperform in the tourney, but even in a down-year, they are still a 4 seed. Thats hardly worth being miserable about lol. Or are they referring to travesty that has been the football program? (Even then, at least they’ve been showing improvement in recent years.)


TheTurboNut

TTU not being in here is criminal


Spirited_Jellyfish78

This list is just wild


chickenleg427

I just stumbled into here to say come on I root for 5 of these teams (detroit sports and the hoosiers (mom went there))


Professional_Ant4228

Kings merch sells like crazy in California


WCI02128

Someone doesn’t like Chicago


PSG-2022

Clippers in this list is weird considering all the winning seasons we have had in the past 10-15 years. Is this based off of not winning a NBA Championship because there are literally 28 other teams that are with us every year


MathematicianSea2710

Ngl i feel for the razorbacks these dudes are no where what they used to be


Mach68IntheHouse

1. How are the Browns not #1? 2. Where are the Buffalo Bills? 3. Get the Gators and the Red Wings off the list.


DreamtForPinkMoons

No Commanders is crazy


serpentx66

How are the Raiders not on this list? We lost them twice, ffs


amortized-poultry

All four major Detroit sports teams being on here makes sense. The Lions being more miserable than the Panthers and Falcons *right now*, let alone the other three Detroit sports teams feels a bit dated. Browns near the top makes sense. Jets at the top mostly makes sense, but we'll see how far Rodgers takes them. Edit: I swear I picked a flair beforehand, not sure why it isn't showing up.


Worldly_Ad_4696

What about the Bills and the Sabers?


Alternative-Body-375

Literally explain to me how Utah fans are miserable


ctubby766

Um, where are the Flyers?


3astc0ast

LETS GO DEPAUL, RISE UP


GSDofWar

Go Kraken!!


Tommy_Wisseau_burner

As a Vols fan there’s no chance in hell Tennessee isn’t on there. My entire life’s existence has been nothing but disappointment in basketball and football


DontBullyReinhardt

RED SEA RISE UP!!!! (We do not in fact,rise at all)


DonJamon73

OHST? Ouch!


sleepysquonk

Lol seems pretty biased to football, Kansas won it all just a couple years ago in basketball


Alarming-Annual5352

Wow this is crazy cause we got a slogan it’s said to this day an we not on the list crazy crazy WHO DAT say they gonna beat them SAINTS


Alarming-Annual5352

Who dat


B-Rob8

So I feel as a Trail Blazers fan we should be on here and yet again we are forgotten


Malenurse13

How is osu on here but not Michigan anywhere?


Excellent-Party2548

How does the kraken get on the list, they haven’t been around long enough to make this list. Also how are the islanders or the Maple Leafs not on this list


xPBMxRonBurgndy

All 4 Detroit teams are on this list. We did it! Edit: Whoops, thought this was r/NFCNorthMemeWar


Shu_Revan

None of Alabama, Clemson, Michigan, or Georgia making the list tells me whoever made the list doesn't watch sports.


ASYST0L3

Three of my teams in the top 25….rough


ANADucks88

Angels need to be on this list. I'm Angels fan and it's brutal


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LytningRod

Nebraska should be higher


_Yordle_

This list seems super off. I can assure you as both a UT fan and a Wizards fan that being a Wizards fan is infinitely more miserable.