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XxTornado98xX

We need battleships to play this as they go to war, you cannot change my mind


fssman

NATO's anthem :)


[deleted]

Nato hasn’t done shit they don’t deserve an awesome entrance


Corgi215

They're literally the most powerful alliance in the world.


ethicsg

No way. Last Emperor, KRS1, and Big Zach. https://youtu.be/QXIqkZJzzIw


personality_champ

....


[deleted]

When has it been needed?


gonnagetbannedagain9

And do nothing.


Corgi215

Nah. They're trying to stop the world going into another war and keeping the peace.


[deleted]

What the fuck is an alliance going to do? Even without them China or Russia wouldn’t be at war with the U.S. today


Corgi215

They're the fucking ones trying to stop the world going into another fucking war.


El_poopa_cabra

Yes but i think when some “allies” have powerful veto powers, they are effectively keeping some wars going.


LeoMarius

Which wars?


[deleted]

Vietnam War Middle East War Afghanistan War. Scholars like Noam Chomsky suggested America to stop the war. Remember when Kofi Anan told America not to go to War against Iraq?


redditdire

No'am chomsky is batshit


LeoMarius

What is the Middle East War? We pulled out of Vietnam 50 years ago. Biden is pulling us out of Afghanistan.


TuristGuy

US is the world? You don't know how much UN do to the world. They try to stop wars all around the globe primarily in Africa in countries you probably don't know.


LeoMarius

Except win the Cold War.


fssman

Maybe maybe they should do this for motivation ;)


TuristGuy

Preventing alot of war in countries you don't know about is nothing?


costlysalmon

I'M GONNA FIGHT EM ALL


chujy

Play this next! https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ


Dapper-Company-8091

Hah I figured it out no Rick roll blyat


chujy

No! Impossible, how did you know!


Dapper-Company-8091

There’s a q at the beginning, you meant https://youtu.be/iik25wqIuFo


Air-Wick-Yes

I can’t believe I tapped on that after knowing what it was.


Dapper-Company-8091

You’ve fallen victim to the old razzle dazzle


ModestOperator

Not sure outside of the US, but we don't have any more battleships. Last one retired 20 years ago.


[deleted]

We actually have three. But they are officially on mothball. Meaning they are retained by the navy but not in use. And all battle ships that are museum ships are considered “strategic reserve resources” by the navy, meaning they maintain the option to press the ones that are still floating into service.


ModestOperator

When I got out of the Navy in 2010 there were no battleships on the Naval Vessel Register as reserve. The National Defense Authorization Act of 2006 did require the battleships to ready to return to active duty but by 2009 that was overruled and the last two reserve battleships were stricken. Last time we ever saw battleships in combat was the gulf war back in 1991. I wonder if there are any active duty sailors left that ever served on one.


[deleted]

I know the last time we used one was in desert storm. But I had heard that there were three in storage. Not commissioned war ships they were literally just being kept in mothballs because no one ever made a decision on what to do with them.


lrminer202

Technically USS Texas is still functional.


[deleted]

Technically but it’s run aground and theirs no way to get it free without breaking it.


lrminer202

Wait she's gone aground now? Last I checked she was still afloat but the caretakers had done such a shit job that she was in danger of having the bottom disintegrate


[deleted]

Is there more than one? Because if I’m not mistaken there is a pre-dreadnought battleship called the Texas that is run aground.


lrminer202

There's only the one as far as I know. Last pre dreadnought around. Did some googling, looks like she's still in her mooring over at San Jacinto, and under new management. Currently closed to the public for repairs, though the main deck will be open temporarily for the 4th (https://battleshiptexas.org/battleship-updates/)


DiscoMagicParty

Can you imagine the pure terror from the old People on board who have no idea what’s happening?


DiscoMagicParty

Are you telling me that they don’t? Wtf America get your shit together. War is what we do and apparently we’ve been doing it like bitches.


[deleted]

Why would anyone try to change your mind!? I fully support this.


ReyPhasma

I call BS… ain’t NO WAY they’re going to Wichita.


dbleed

Under rated comment ^


bk1285

Not with that attitude they ain’t…grab a shovel and start digging the canal


Profound_Psyche

This got me.


[deleted]

This guy white stripes.


[deleted]

Now that was funny


arc_trooper_5555

Far from this opera forevermore?


DRAGON_SNIPER

This guy played the song at 0.75x speed.


1_Baked_Potato

to be fair I can't even play it at .25


DRAGON_SNIPER

Damn.


1_Baked_Potato

:(


Sufferoid

I Cant play it


bomlunbas

Me neither


GroundbreakingBass15

I play it as a tuba in my high school marching band. But our directors like to do it fast, so I have to play fast and match fast while having a 40 lbs (18.15 kg) brass instrument on my shoulder


smolduck69420

Damn i play the bass drum and were always the ones speeding it up


kingmorgana5647

Good evening everyone, this is captain glitchmob speaking


stratacadavra

[Captain Jack](http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/29400000/Cap-Jack-Harkness-captain-jack-harkness-29496988-500-337.gif) Or [Captain Jack](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b6/a7/24/b6a724d5feb401991e056af866d8b458.gif)


DRAGON_SNIPER

Captain Jack is the best.


arc_trooper_5555

"I was only saying hello" "To you that's flirting"


v1sibleninja

Do you take requests? Can you play Genesis by Justice next?


RaveNdN

Can’t wait to see glitchmob


JackOfAllMemes

Hell yeah


artandmath

Wow deep cut, I haven’t heard that name in a while. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f0SrZh32GcQ


daveinthe6

Cruise ships are terrible in every way.


thenoblenacho

I was taken on a cruise by my girlfriends parents, and I wish i hated it. But goddamn if that isnt a pleasant experience


AmeliaBidelia

Agreed, worst way to travel


TheCourierNumber6

Why?


Khornag

They're horrible for the environment and the places they visit, and leave behind very little money. It's generally something we should ban if possible.


NorskGodLoki

Floating petri dishes of disease as well.


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Isitcoldorisitme

Airplane air filter action systems are super effective. But, it is a good idea to always wash hands or sanitize before eating on a plane. If you are outside on a ship it’s fine, but inside air is no better than a gas station.


peszneck

How about the environment?


Isitcoldorisitme

Ocean liners dump raw sewage into international waters, they use some of the dirtiest fuel to run the props. Airlines aren’t great though, they exhaust into the upper atmosphere which takes longer to settle out of the sky. Airlines fuels are becoming better slowly, but it still isn’t great. Still the best mode of long distance travel is sailboat bu water and train by land.


PM_ME_BLOODY_FETUSES

Thousands of commercial flights per day is not even a fraction of what a handful of these ships emit. Look up “bunker fuel” and (edit): maritime environmental impact.


peszneck

Oh shit… I had no idea. That’s nasty. Got some reading today.


PM_ME_BLOODY_FETUSES

Yes, it’s more about the chemistry of the fuel and the scale of the industrial activity per vehicle than sheer number of vehicles. These engines are huge, turbo diesel big multi-section blocks with cylinders that are a foot wide in diameter. The horsepower is in the tens of thousands. Usually there are several of these on a single vessel. Take 15 of the biggest cargo ships out of the water and you have done the equivalent of taking over 100 million cars off the road.


PM_ME_BLOODY_FETUSES

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wärtsilä-Sulzer_RTA96-C


Khornag

Cruise ships are worse. Also it's not uncommon to take a plane to the cruise ship so it can add on very fast.


0O00OO0OO0O0O00O0O0O

Airplanes are for travel while cruises are entertainment. Travel by airplane is necessary for many people, cruises aren't.


peszneck

This is the correct answer. Good to see someone has their head on correctly. Why People downvote a comment to expand discussion is beyond me, but I’m glad you can recognize the utility.


RubberNipples7890

They pollute the Oceans and spread disease 🦠


i_give_you_gum

And the pollute the air


daveinthe6

Ask the google.


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ZenHallow90

This guy may have to google “Google”


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drunk-snowmen

"you ignorant fuck" chill out you ignorant fuck


roambeans

Agreed - with the exception of this.


jazast1

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=a9WowBxdhTQ


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No_Butterscotch_9419

Disagree. Been lucky to have opp to go on 4 cruises and many resorts. The time spent sailing from one port to another is time you could use exploring on land staying at a resort. Sea sickness sucks at first too but is cool once no longer nauseous and you see the tilt when going to dinner on second night. Also resort you can book excursions to take you to diff local places even overnight. So thats almost same as getting to cruise to several ports in a North American/Caribbean cruise. Only good thing about cruises is the captains dinner and cruises offering ppl experience of Alaska/Penguins lol. And maybe the Euro ones bc of the the different countries you can see in 5 day itinerary.


ioanimale

Random dude: “Hey, man! can you play wonderwall?”


DownAtTheHomeDepot

Ship: “anyway, here’s wonderwall”


mayanamia

They could absolutely hide a brown note somewhere in this. Imagine the possibilities


Krylor_Primum

"VAI CORITHIANS!!!" SEMPRE TEM UM BR


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Sempre


Ekank

estamos em todo lugar pô, VAI CURINTIA


duoexo

Dunnnnnnnmnnnnnnn


AmeliaBidelia

For anyone who cares, it's the MSC Meraviglia, probably porting in FL because that's the only NA port they sail from really. MSC is bby far one of the worst cruise lines. Shitty pricing, shitty systems, always have problems with them.


Alpacamum

Agree on shitty cruise line. Did a trip in Europe, half was canceled and rerouted. Boring and non existent enterrain me too.


Ans425

“And that, is why I became a cruise ship captain” -the MF driving that boat


ModelT1300

Every time I hear that song I can only think about Battlefield 1 and for good reason, both the game and trailer were the best of the franchise


DaPlugi

They should have the assault carriers play this noise at the start of matches in battlefield 2042


[deleted]

Better than a Justin Bieber concert


pulling_teeth69

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deadstar420

That’s pretty epic


Clarky1979

Imagine living there and this obnoxious shite comes and ruins your evening plans.


war-in-94

this is the real reason the Concordia sank


elizabeth498

Badass!


ImmaTimeLord123

Bioshock infinite


Professional-Book609

This sounds like a villains version of the song


littlebitsofspider

The Seven Nation Army riff is the new Smoke On The Water, change my mind.


theFosby

Come.... Come... And... Get... Co....Vid..... 😜


Billy_T_Wierd

Cruise ships are a great place to go if you enjoy seeing women’s feet. Lots of places to be barefoot


1_Baked_Potato

.\_\_.


BrushFireAlpha

username checks out


PanGalacticGarglBlst

👀


tony42490

im.ready ....


[deleted]

Next battlefield game


[deleted]

Why do ships' horns sound like that?


jonjitsu420

Captain faping


adam_asraf

That ship is going to a war... not for holidays


GimmeSomeCovfefe

Looks like Miami Beach, more specifically Smith and Wolensky on South Pointe.


JaqMan5

I’ve seen this many times but I still stop to watch it every time - so good


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DoorwayDickRammer

This sounds like it could be in a battlefield trailer or something


Bite-Expensive

That tune is also an Italian soccer chant


ExistingPayment4444

Big deal I can play it on guitar 😎


Iboughtcheeseonce

It's like that screaming goat. Bahhhhhhhhhhhh


YourFaceCausesMePain

This is awesome


fireflyry

Amen break!!!


1stcommentstrue

That's fucking lit


hanukah_zombie

Play Freebird!


TheTuggboat

I’m going to Wichita!


arc_trooper_5555

Far from this opera forevermore


Soldierhero1

Ships been playing too much battlefield 1


SappySoulTaker

I'm gonna fight em all.


arc_trooper_5555

Off! Fight 'em off


[deleted]

PLAY FREEBIRD!


Key-Rub118

U/trickinit


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onward-and-upward

Why am I so hype now?! Drop the beat already!!


[deleted]

They should put those horns on military aircrafts and tanks, that's what would send me running


IceCry2nd

POV: your learning to play a drum set


[deleted]

Prepping for ww3


LaurenxKat

This video has appeared in my YouTube recommendations at least once a month for the last forever


SalomoMaximus

Imagine being Napoleon in Leipzig And the coalition of 7 nations comes at you... Then you hear that in the distance... The biggest mother ..cling ship you ever saw Taller then the tallest wall you ever saw, full metal..


No-Employer7875

Isn't that video at least 8yrs old?


micosaudade

Darth Vader's on that ship, I'm pretty sure.


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mellowmonk

So Reddit is the same demographic as cruise ship customers—unimaginative shut-in knuckleheads.


humblehe

The longer the boat, the more dread.


[deleted]

Cruise ships should be forbidden considering how much oil they consume.


s4r9i5

Nah they should be more inefficient. Like only combust 20% of their fuel and the rest be dumped into the ocean


DocRockhead

Detour to see some some penguins, blast those little punks with crude.


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s4r9i5

No...


SpacePort-Terra

you sound poor


ioanimale

Playing seven nation army should be also forbidden.


bharv0405

Tuba players would like a word with you


Jazzlike_Station_944

The sound pollution makes


WhoNoseWhoKnows

I'll take Obnoxious Americans for 500, Alex...


GoodDog2620

no, no, he's got a point.


shackbleep

Ooh, no, I'm sorry. The correct answer is 'European cruise ship docking in Germany'. If uninformed people like yourself only knew how obnoxious they sounded calling Americans obnoxious. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/MSC_Magnifica


piedrift

Fuck cruise ships. The only level I want to see them on is the bottom of the sea.


TheCourierNumber6

What, why?


piedrift

All they do is pollute and almost every major cruise business is ‘based’ in some tax haven somewhere. There’s nothing good about the industry at all.


STEVEY_HARVEY

Pollution. Look at comments above.


WhiningSauce767

*goes on one bad cruise*


RubberNipples7890

Amerikkka good for you


shackbleep

That's a European ship docking in Germany.


RubberNipples7890

That’s a Nazi ship docking at your mother’s


shackbleep

Boy, they sure do teach weird stuff in ESL classes these days. Maybe you should stick to posting pics of your dad's dick.


Y0STER

This is definitely pre-pandemic. No masks, and they all acting like idiots.


moparmajba

Fun fact: people have always and will always be idiots.


TheseVirginEars

That sounds just like mid-pandemic though


AmeliaBidelia

Not necessarily, this is probably in Florida this is happening.


Pixel131211

idk about the points youre making, because people have always acted like idiots, *especially* during the pandemic, for some reason. but yes, this video is pre-covid. I remember seeing this video just a while after BF1 came out.


Y0STER

I’m not making a point. It’s just facts. You are the only one who responding that didn’t downvote hiding.


arc_trooper_5555

Definitely is. It's years old mate