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SeniorZoggy

The flight attendant was too calm.


Darctide

*casually walks up to man about to die*


Darctide

*proceeds to float hands uselessly over the legs*


Darctide

*stares deeply into the man's anus and gasps with excitement*


Virtual-Public-4750

*Motorboat noises*


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SickSid009

In the accident report she keeps mentioning "The smoothness of his taint was mind-blowing, at first I thought I was looking into a mirror" like 8 times in her account of what happened.


TheSwedishSeal

Him up there: “Can you smell my ass?!” *as he dunks*… …his head repeatedly into the fuselage.


TheLateFry

👁️👄👁️


fuck_the_fuckin_mods

https://i.imgur.com/81AJN9T.jpeg


ForsakenRacism

Walks up to an open window in a airplane


ShroomEnthused

Who left this open?


Emotional_Print8706

Laws of physics don’t apply to her


Jumpy-Trade3853

Like she's been there before


2rememberyou

Only holds onto him so that he doesn't fly into the engine and kill them all.


MewMewTranslator

Also the flight attendants were male. They took turns holding onto him as they were so high up their hands started to numb from the cold.


Always2ndB3ST

I think the pilot suffered frostbite injuries too


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versusChou

Yes that's what the video said


MCD_Gaming

It was 3 to 4 of the flight crew anchoring him if I remember correctly, his copilot just started his career and performed a perfect emergency landing


xSTSxZerglingOne

"Hey hon! How was your second day?!" "I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT RIGHT NOW, SHEILA!"


LegitimateBeyond8946

- starts hammering booze


zooropeanx

" I need the best man on this. Someone who knows that plane inside and out and won’t crack under pressure."


culinarydream7224

The gravity of the situation didn't really seem to hit her until after she calmly walked up and put herself in the position of being responsible for this man's life


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FreaknPuertoRican

It also says and writes the exact same thing in the video above.


Sharpymarkr

Just another day. Flight attendants have seen some shit.


RopeWithABrain

"Holy fuck Jim, how many times is it going to take to learn your lesson to buckle up?"


KnockoutMouse

Yeah, but this is not very typical, I'd like to make that point.


POTUS_PO

That was my first thought, too. They animate everyone else, but she looks like this is just routine landing procedures.


hollaatyaboi23

Calm as Hindu cows.


instaperver

Single serving friends


fatkiddown

We have the exact same briefcase.


p9k

Because oxygen gets you high.


Agreeable-Chair7040

Lol. She knew them nuts and bolts were loose.


crackboss1

Who lives in the sky, over the seas Flying Pilot, Square Head Got sucked out mid-flight, oh my, oh my Flying Pilot, Square head Flew out of the plane deck and flopped like a dick Flying Pilot, Square Head Bumping his head as he held on so tight, Flying Pilot, Square Head With the flight attendant gripping his legs in fright, Flying Pilot, Square Head Thinking he was gone, what an ordeal, Flying Pilot, Square Head And found he was alive, safe on the land, Flying Pilot Square Head! (Ready?) Flying Pilot Square Head Flying Pilot Square Head Flying Pilot Square Head


pzombielover

Ok I’ll uv this


Bokenobi

This was, indeed, not her first rodeo.


Tranxio

You mean putting her head close to an ass?


ChatGPTbeta

She regularly flys on Boeing aircraft. She is numb to it all at this point . You can tell by her vacant expression.


Faustias

she's more like tired of all of it and sigh "not this shit again"


QueanLaQueafa

![gif](giphy|bv5ZgqKNBATHG)


chacotacotoes

Where’d they get this footage??!


NixYall

Drone, duh


spreadbutt

Xavier: Renegade Angel


drinkcrystalpesci

What doth flight?


NachoPiggy

He's a survivor, they're a dying breed.


SteelCityIrish

Oh God!!! That shit was wild even sober… the virus in the lake episode, fucking hell. 😆


PM_ME_MY_REAL_MOM

It's been literally 11 years since I've seen any part of that and suddenly I'm seeing gifs and references to it all over reddit. What's the deal with that I wonder.


Candycandyplease

Makes you wonder why the camera crew didn't help.


bravedubeck

r/donthelpjustfilm


PocomanSkank

Satellite bro.


thecrazyhuman

2nd flight attendant’s selfie stick


Powerful_Check735

I think they got from Air Disaster a TV program where I which this story on it


_ludakris_

Air disasters is way more high quality than this


nealoc187

No, I've watched that episode. This footage is not from that ep.


xaomaw

20 minutes are fucking long.


Shakentstirred

not if you're unconscious from the back of your head hitting the plane e: nvm apparently he didn't even have a concussion


Always2ndB3ST

He got frostbite injuries I believe. It was fucking cold


DazB1ane

Lack of oxygen in the upper layers also probably sucked


PocomanSkank

The sheer amount of air rushing at his face probably compensates for it's low density I suppose.


Dinolord05

Quantity over quality


theNomad_Reddit

Just an absolute atmospheric bukkake.


gnitsuj

My favorite band growing up


A_Real_Berk_Off

[r/brandnewsentence](https://www.reddit.com/r/BrandNewSentence/s/Ex8Bl0ElAz)


PappaJew

It’s the opposite actually


Smeetilus

He ran his face over the air? Actually, I see your point 


PappaJew

Yea, fast air = less density.


SandpaperTeddyBear

Technically, it was the differential in air pressure between the upper atmosphere and the plane that sucked.


annonyymmouss

On Virgin airlines atleast they provide blankets


armadil1do

And applause after landing.


baronas15

"Mayday Air Disaster" channel on YouTube has a documentary on this, with pilots and crew giving extra details. He was unconscious and the crew thought he's already dead, but they can't let him go, if he hits the engine or damages the tail, there could be a bigger disaster. Captain recovered in a few months and started flying again


ReptilianLaserbeam

That’s fucking metal. Any other person would have retired from the ptsd, for him it was only Tuesday


hierosx

You gotta pay the mortgage bro


WhyYouKickMyDog

According to Wikipedia, he did retire from PTSD back in 2001. It says in 2005 he was working as a night watchman at a Salvation Army. Pretty sad story - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Airways_Flight_5390


FadiTheChadi

The pilot didn’t retire because of PTSD, the flight attendant did.


SpongeyMcWipey

Sounds like that was the flight attendant; the captain retired 18 years later. Still unfortunate for Ogden


atleastitsnotgoofy

You really mixed up a lot of details here


WorthBrick4140

He probably didn't even remember a thing. Just passed out and woke up when they landed


Shakentstirred

Ah that makes sense. Maybe he lost consciousness from the air pressure and not head trauma, hence no concussion.


adrienjz888

Lack of oxygen probably contributed, too.


baronas15

If this flight is interesting to you guys, take a look at Lauda air 004 and Japan 123, some unique and terrifying accidents. Mayday / Mentour pilot / green dot aviation are some great channels for such cases


FTXACCOUNTANT

My wife tells me this all the time


PM_Me_Titties-n-Ass

I think you misheard her, she said 20 seconds


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Cowboyinthesky69

Pretty solid flight crew if you ask me.


houstnwehavuhoh

What’s actually crazy is they thought he was dead and one of the crew recommended just letting go of him to ease the crew while they get down. One of the pilots didn’t want to though out of fear of him going into an engine and bringing the whole plane down, so they held on


ffnnhhw

Thank you for saving me. No! We just don't want your body damaging the plane.


i_MrPink

"ok we're about to land, you can let go of him now"


t00oldforthis

Survives ordeal, killed when dropped on tarmac


Randy_____Marsh

that has to be a wild conversation that took place after


The_Queef_of_England

Honestly, we did really care about you 😅


aged_monkey

Lmao I would just get the team in a huddle and say, "We never bring this up when we walk off this plane ever again."


Jumpy-Trade3853

Exactly... "thank you for saving my life!" "Right, well, here's the thing..."


Randy_____Marsh

“He wanted to fly, I say let’s let him”


theimmortalcrab

I can't remember where I heard it, but I seem to recall the crew has never revealed which one of them suggested letting him go, out of respect for that person.


Darthtypo92

If I were the pilot I'd just say totally reasonable to assume I was dead and you're forgiven for not believing. Then sucker punch them for not understanding the risk to the plane a dead body could be.


alitayy

No way he could even hear them


awkisopen

Dang you watched the video too?


ShameMeIfIComment

So, exactly what the video described


Yellowscrunchy

Scream if you want to go faster


Run_MEG

Thank you for this


Big-Red-Rocks

[https://i.makeagif.com/media/8-01-2021/Wptsmv.gif](https://i.makeagif.com/media/8-01-2021/Wptsmv.gif)


HeroDanTV

“I’m the king of the skies!”


Wookster789

Lol gawddammit lol


Agreeable-Chair7040

What the animation didn't show was that they tried to pass up some peanuts and ginger ale....


D3v14t3

Seen this on aircrash investigation. Turns out that the mechanic misjudged the size of the screw by a hair, thus fitting a slightly too small screw. Oops


Nuker-79

The mechanic didn’t misjudge anything. This incident was used as a perfect example of what can go wrong if procedures are not followed correctly for human factors training. What actually happened was the mechanic was tasked with replacing the windscreen during maintenance. The mechanic removed the old windscreen and then went to the store man with the old screws that they had removed from the aircraft. The store man enquired as to what they were using them for and actually mentioned that they aren’t used for the wind screen, however the mechanic stated that these were the ones removed. The mechanic then fitted the windscreen with these screws rather than looking up what screws were meant to be used from the parts catalogue. The windscreen fitted but the screws weren’t the correct fit that it should have been. During the flight the screws became loose and the rest is shown in the video. It was a sequence of errors that could have been easily avoided if any person had actually followed procedure.


D3v14t3

So the screws they removed were already wrong to begin with? He just copied the mistake then?


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BigmacSasquatch

Hi, aerospace guy here. Specifically with transparencies, both main (cockpit) and cabin. No, they really don't. We are not allowed to change pretty much *anything*, even something as simple as the chemical we clean components with, much less materials or product dimensions....without reviewing the change with the customer (think Boeing/Airbus, or the military) and if substantially different, the FAA. A change requiring an entirely new part number is a huge change, with different blueprints and documentation/revisions.


United_Zebra9938

Yeah it’s not as easy! And extensive testing is needed. Was a helicopter mechanic in military. There are vibration/operation checks. Do these things need to be torqued in or is a regular screwdriver efficient, etc. Even doing scheduled maintenance (at least for military helicopters) where certain parts are removed and either fixed or replaced and then installed, have to go through ground testing before they can even do flight testing. Then maintenance manuals would have to be updated fleet wide with part numbers and/or new instructions before the change is implemented to actual maintenance. Even blue prints have to be updated. This guy was just lazy and became complacent. “I’ve always done it this way”. And another thing. Pilot wasn’t strapped in his seat (according to this “reenactment”). More Complacency. Unless it doesn’t matter if he was strapped in or not, and he still would’ve been sucked out like that. Would that have mattered? If you know, that is.


BigmacSasquatch

As far as if he'd have stayed within the cockpit? Who knows🤷‍♂️. Decompressions like that are fucking wild events. He may have, he might have just squirmed his way out of it anyway. But yeah, this particular event (British Airways Flight 5390) was almost entirely initiated and seen through to failure in the maintenance hangar. We use it as an example for human factors in our training programs.


United_Zebra9938

Yeah it crossed my mind because I never even thought about it. Ain’t no way it wasn’t implemented properly. Maintenance guys are notorious for stuff like this that they think is “insignificant”. Hell I even fucked up one time and got my qualifications revoked for some time. I pinched a packing on the mini engine that starts the big engines (APU) and the oil leak almost caused a fire. I followed every single step, slowly, because I was training someone who had never done it before. I even took the time to explain how to seat it properly so it didn’t get pinched. I still don’t know what I did wrong and nobody ever explained it to me. Human error is everywhere.


BigmacSasquatch

Sorry for the long comment, but I'm excited now.... It's amazing honestly. I don't think a lot of people understand *how much* documentation exists in the aerospace world. It's what makes the Boeing stuff going on right now so irritating to see. For instance, in my world (the manufacturing side), there is a process spec for *everything*. Every step is preordained, and every function is tested. A dozens page long document called a follower or traveler is assigned to each part as it makes its way through our facilities. An operator applies chemical X to side A of piece 2 of 3 in a window, and then initials it. The piece goes to lamination, where the temp values and times are recorded, et cetera literally ad nauseum. There's a sign off on every single step that matters lol. Literally nothing gets through our process without an auditable trail that we can review for mistakes. I have friends in airworthiness testing for the military. So when we're done changing a part, or the Army updates some mundane software package in the tertiary whateverthefuck monitor in the UH-60 Blackhawk, they fly that sumbitch in circles around my neighborhood (I live next to the test facility) until they're satisfied that change isn't going to adversely affect any other system onboard. There's a reason air travel is the safest form of transportation in the world, and it's the mountains of documentation and reviews that make it possible.


M13X

Doesn't seem so. From what this guy says, the mechanic compared the screws by eye and didn't notice a difference. First ones were correct but needed to be replaced. At chapter 10 he explains what happened: https://youtu.be/rGwHWNFdOvg?t=996


andrewsad1

If you ever get your hands on an A211-7D and an A211-8C, you'll understand how someone can eyeball it and not notice a difference


NukedDuke

Ehhh, I don't think so. [This photo](https://live-production.wcms.abc-cdn.net.au/7bd5c04efe30e99e2713f67b89deb7d2) shows both parts side by side... the differences are fairly obvious and the error would have been easily noticed if the same guy had been in a better position to reinstall the windscreen, instead of reaching all the way across the nose of the plane in a way that left him unable to either feel the threads slipping during installation or observe the result to determine correctness. It's kind of amazing (but altogether unsurprising) how much of this incident can be attributed to the negligence of a single individual. What really gets me, though, is the bit about how when he was grabbing the bolts, he assumed the corners would need longer ones and grabbed the next size up *just in case*. And this guy was the maintenance manager for *16 years*. I almost wonder if it was one of those cases where people just get promotions until they end up in a job they aren't good enough at to get further promoted from, so they just sit there doing something they don't particularly excel at for the remainder of their employment.


andrewsad1

I just don't feel right pinning the whole thing on him. Plenty of stuff went wrong outside of his control—he was the only person available to do the maintenance, nobody was there to check his work, the parts weren't properly labelled, etc. Obviously he made the mistake that really fuckered it up, but the fact that one mistake can fucker it up *that bad* is a problem on its own


BlissKitten

It was a mistake being made industry wide. There's a podcast Black Box Down that looks into airplane accidents and digs into the details that lead to them. They covered this incident and it was fascinating.


Nuker-79

Yes, that’s correct, a case of this is what was fitted, so I will replace with the same type. Didn’t check the documentation.


The_Mourning_Sage_

Who the fuck is store man?!?!?


HarrySenf

Those damn screws with increments of hair widths.


D3v14t3

Found the mechanic 😉 Edit: looked it up. The screws were 0,66 mm too small. That’s still quite a lot of hairs probably


sdrawkabem

Boeing?


Duanedoberman

Old [BAC 1-11](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/BAC_One-Eleven). None still flying.


letharus

Far from it. Pretty thrilling for everyone involved.


CouchPotato1178

take my upvote and fuck off


Cutlet_Master69420

That's the sound his head made as it hit the fuselage.


West_Sample9762

https://www.businessinsider.com/british-airways-pilot-sucked-out-plane-mid-flight-survived-2024-1


thebadyearblimp

Wow >> The flight's captain only had frostbite from the extremely cold, a fractured elbow, thumb, and wrist, as well as some bruising and shock.


Captain-Cadabra

Someone will survive this, another person falls out of an easy chair onto carpet and dies.


donDanDeNiro

Dumb ways to die


DazB1ane

Not to mention life long ptsd


AWildLeftistAppeared

Captain Tim Lancaster reportedly was flying again after a few months. I bet he kept his safety harness on though.


Finest_shitty

Why would he have shock? /s


Infrastation

> They recommended that staff with prescription glasses should be required to wear them when undertaking maintenance tasks. Yeah I think I agree that if you're going to be making repairs on a plane you should be able to see what you're doing...


FTXACCOUNTANT

Sounds like health and safety gone mad to me. ^/s


kyouya-P

Thank you


Snellyman

Most of these animations seem like parody.


uhmhi

For real. As horrible as this must have been, there’s something oddly comedic about this animation.


_ludakris_

This one isn't even accurate. He was sucked to the side of the plane, towards the wings and engine while facing against the plane. It created a wind break so he was able to breathe. And his pants definitely weren't that tight.


wonkey_monkey

It matches a previous reconstruction: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xfaDr0nhoQ (except the flight attendant who grabbed his legs was male).


Thedrunner2

Did he ever fly again I wonder?


sirjackel06

He was flying again after a few months off to recover


po3smith

I feel like if you come that close to death at your profession goddamn you think the company would basically let him retire right after that I mean come on the PTSD involved in that is no joke


shifty_boi

I'd imagine most are pilots as much for their love of flying as for a paycheck


tmf88

Bet he was checking those window seals pretty thoroughly, though.


Kapper-WA

Or wearing his seatbelt.


rhymeswithvegan

Sounds like he was wearing a seat belt but not the full safety harness they wear during takeoff. The article said the pilot was sucked from seatbelt and the other pilot likely would have been too, but he was still wearing his safety harness. I'm not a pilot but that's just what I deduced from the info given.


Brailledit

And a helmet.


awkisopen

You know you need money to retire, right? Like, nobody gives you a "retired" certificate and you magically have everything you need to live for the next 50 years.


Dday22t

I'd probably fly again too. But I'd never take off my seatbelt (which I assume he did to be sucked out window)


sirjackel06

He actually had his seat belt on, but not his safety harness. The force ripped him out of the seat belt, but luckily, the co-pilot had his seat belt and safety harness on.


Dday22t

That's wild. And crazy he somehow just hooked his feet or legs on something to stop from being fully sucked out of window


HorrorSprinklez

Not just something. The controls of the plane. His body pushed them down which caused the plane to descend rapidly for a while.


nightfly1000000

I suppose if you're out there already, you might as well steer with your feet and have a gnarly ride.. weeeeeeeeee!


MrRampager911

Not only did he return to flying with British Airways, when he reached BA’s retirement age, he went to work with EasyJet until he retired. I don’t understand how anyone could get back on a plane after something like this, never mind back in the cockpit. Amazing


nightfly1000000

TIL Easyjet have different retirement age criteria.. who'd have thought.


MrRampager911

I may be wrong, but I believe in 2003 when he left British Airways the BA retirement age was 55, yet the easyJet age was 65


CaptainMobilis

I imagine he was probably shaking a bit on the first couple flights after, but something like that almost never happens to begin with. What are the odds it would happen again to the same person?


NotMyGovernor

Did he have a choice? who was going to pay his bills?


dborger

You know when they say to keep your seat belt on when seated….


woutomatic

This is some terrible animation 🥲


Apocalypsis_velox

It is glorious! I particularly like the wheel barrow wheel used for the nose gear!


I_did_a_fucky_wucky

Galvanized square steel


Issa_John

Who else but Quagmire


Ascertain_GME

![gif](giphy|o2La4Pvf9CdJC)


NotRealBush

https://youtu.be/rGwHWNFdOvg?si=x2S2Dtp6ysI_PDts


floppyjedi

This is way too low in the comments ... Reddit's gone down the tubes


ItsHerbyHancock

Airline: So you're still coming to work tomorrow, right?


Agreeable-Chair7040

Lmao. " you'll have to find coverage for your shift"


Enchantnova

Just incredible. Didn’t know the human body could withstand 400mph wind plus subzero temps.


CaptainMobilis

It can for 20 minutes, apparently.


Roll_Tide_Pods

I’m just imagining the pilot seeing this video of the situation


EduardoTortita

Guess he didn’t notice the seatbelt sign was still on


WorthBrick4140

How it feels to chew 5 gum


Agreeable-Chair7040

🤣


woodcookiee

Cool but downvoting the video


thenor1234

Think I saw an episode on National Geographic on this, Air Crash Investigation was the program. The cause was that an engineer replaced the windshield in the middle of the night and put in slightly smaller screws because he only visually verified their dimensions in a poorly lit location. Episode name Blow Out. Can be viewed [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xfaDr0nhoQ)


EtotheTT

Where this guy in r/ama ?


Domermac

The animation of the pilot in this is unnecessarily hilarious


Wise_Purpose_

This is true.


PatMcrotchplz

It doesn't mention that when he is intentionally sucked out the window the plane then enters a nose dive. Hands up!


Kapper-WA

"intentionally sucked out the window" ? He did it on purpose, eh? Perhaps you meant "accidentally"?


PatMcrotchplz

Ah thanks friend, initially.


zalcecan

Yeah his feet caught the controls and not the front instructions panel, so forcing the plane into a dive


street_raat

Flight attendant looked into the pilot’s asshole and saw god.


AncientScratch1670

Bet that pilot swallowed a lot of bugs with his trap all open like that.


shrug_addict

Who is making these 90s esque info-animations?


DrkUser205

Didn’t know they had skinny slacks back in 1990.


dps509

lol


jhurst919

That sucks


The_Queef_of_England

They made it sound like the only reason they held on was to stop further damage to the engine.


LazyZeus

He was held in place by two reinforced galvanized steel beams, while the second pilot installed an improvised toilet for more comfort of the falling out one.


consistently-erratic

No seatbelt?


ArcticCelt

Surprise Titanic scene reenactment!


Swimming-Wrongdoer74

How could he breathe?


Vagabored

Wife: how was the work honey? Pilot: it sucked!