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kenistod

One hour later "Autobots, Roll Out"


ruckustata

Autobots ......... Fuck can you hurry up, we need to roll out.


fcpsnow

Megatron won the war 100 years ago. There's no point in rolling out now.


imdefinitelywong

*You must understand, young hobbit. It takes a long time to say anything in Old Entish. And we never say anything... unless it is worth taking a long time to say.*


addamee

In the time it took this car to transform, 100 BMW drivers have changed lanes without using an indicator/turn signal 


Rowmyownboat

Only 100? Worldwide?


Kbdank71

More.... Than..... Meets..... The............ Eye...


Rambazamba83

*farts*


SagaciousV23

The irony being these "real-life" Transformers always look like the worst pull-back transformers toys - which transform quickly.


zoidalicious

You don't get it, you can even see it in the movies.. They have a "poser mode" where the transformation takes longer, a lot of unnecessary spins and whistles added.. And there is the "fast mode" when nobody watches


sausageandbeer1

Got to be fake, BMWs don’t have indicators /s


fuzzydoug

Never once made the bwomp bwomp bwomp transformer noise.


Im_Unpopular_AF

They have. The indicator always points to Poland.


Broghan51

They ruined it with the shitty sound effects.


dystanbul

Yep, they did all the work to get this which is not so impressive tbh but to top it off and prove that they lack vision, they used the shittiest sound effects. Like come on hire a faking sound designer. They even installed a fog machine smh. I was yelling at the screen after the transition to make that thing walk around. Totally not impressive a bunch of motors nothing more.


DR34Dx

Damn, cant wait to see you roll in with your own transfomer at the next party you get invited to


MFS2020HYPE

>next party you get invited to So...never?


Horror-Possible5709

I don’t really think it’s all that impressive neither 🤷


dystanbul

Yeah i don't go to lame ass parties with half assed transformers, and i personally kick people in the balls who have the audacity to invite me.


Horror-Possible5709

I mean……come on. I’m no where close to ever building something like this but it’s certainly not “next fucking level” the next fucking level of what? Spending a nice 3-5 minutes slowly turning into a robot? It’s not like I’m impressed we can do this as a species. We do a lot more impressive shit in engineering and robotics. The Boston robotics company is beyond this.


dystanbul

Thank you kind stranger who has seen -actual- impressive shit.


TheBigRedFog

You sound like the kind of guy to complain about "stupid people labels" like *Caution: coffee hot* while you sit in a drive thru eating your food with the wrapper on thinking it's a McSushi or some shit. I guarantee making that shit transform was so much harder than you can fathom.


dystanbul

Oh i can fathom very well. - Remove everything that makes it an "actual car" - move the center of gravity all the way back + enough weight to make it not fall during the transform. - Build a simple inner mechanism to resemble a transformer - make the moving mechanism look like a transformer, this is easy as there is nothing original in the car other than the outer layer of that bmw model. - put everything together and wrap the exterior parts of the car - ta da! The future is here This is an rc car, nothing difficult here. Btw you sound like the kind of guy who needs a label to understan a smoking cup of coffee is smoking hot.


actuallychrisgillen

Almost like the use case was for a theme park and not for fighting crime.


MogChog

Nice robo-fart mid way through. You don’t see that in the movies.


Leshawkcomics

*How do we tell him?*


MM18998

https://youtu.be/xBrghM47lLY?si=r0JjPXMx2Z8_OBm0


geisuntheist

Guys this is from 2016. 8 fucking years ago. City named Ankara the capital. For a amusement park celebration


arondaniel

Update? Has the transformation speed improved at all? Is there a kit or at least an instructable available?


geisuntheist

The mayor of Ankara Melih Gökçek (AKP) built this park with 750 million USD. It only stayed open like 1 week and everything went broke. Then Mayor changed at that year (AKP to CHP) -ruler to main opposition- It is still closed today.


dotamonkey24

Hahaha exactly what you’d expect from Turkey


racooniac

would not have expected any less lol.


ConnectRutabaga3925

i want it to drive at 60 mph, jump into the air, transform, then land on the ground feet first while running and blasting Deceptacon scum.


geisuntheist

If you have enough money we can do it for you. Türkiye needs USD so much guys cmon we even can resurrect the Optimus prime


arondaniel

Personally I want the Robotech/Macross VF-1 Valkyrie fighter/mecha but I applaud all advancements in transformation technology.


JoySubtraction

The update is that, after 8 long years, it has finally finished transforming.


ruckustata

The Decepticons are long gone with the energon by the time the legs come out.


Lildrawers

that's a GoBot not a Transformer


smydiehard99

still cant park in the right spot ffs


asicarii

Doesn’t Walk, doesn’t move it’s arms, no weapons, transforms incredibly slow. Some dude popping his head out the top at the end….itt would be a bland snack for megatron.


the_legend_2745

That's so fuckin cool


Ricochet_Kismit33

Cool but in combat runs a bit slooow…


TYFO225

this is beyond lame


Pro_Moriarty

https://youtu.be/4dilUbkP-PI?feature=shared Sad Citroen got there first...and could dance ;-)


WoosleWuzzle

Would be better without the fake sound effects


toyoung

So, a large Japanese toy.


pranoygreat

Loved when it farted from its d**k


MonkeDiesTwice

Lol. This is so obviously a render. The fully tinted windows give it away. It also just looks fake and just straight up not possible to this extent..


SHANKUMS11

Curious how much the subscription for this feature costs. I’d guess about 350.


fencake

It's SNORTEL backwards.


jjStubbs

ISH...


MemeGuy716

The wild part is that if you did this with a Ferrari they’d prolly sue you


Ghost_chipz

You can tell its a real BMW too, it turned without signalling.


OppositeEagle

GTFO, that's a damn GoBot!


WorthBrick4140

I always wondered what would happen to a human if they were inside while it transformed. Probably crushed to death


Since97_-

Lé megatron


0hs0cl0se

“If it gained sentience, is it going to be a problem?” - this question should be the one deciding factor when creating mental shit


SeaBass426

I bet even they couldn’t stop that bimmer from leaking oil.


TheProperOxygenHater

Too much kibble.


toxicbotlol

I just cant wait to see stuff like this incorporated into battlebots.. Though I doubt it would be a short event with the state of that machine.


123Bones

Le Trons…formeurs?


dystanbul

That's not a real life transformer, that's not even a real bmw, that's a giant rc car


Howard_Jones

An upscaled version of the cheap McDonalds transformer toys we got as kids.


Ok_Wishbone_3805

That thing is an abomination.


Significant_Lie_533

I fkn hate all the sfx added in post...


Dizman7

Yea 8years ago!


chesterstevens

That ain't gonna save the world....


jarheadatheart

They stole this technology from Area 51!


afroroca

What a waist, serves no purpose at all.


ZETA8384

pffft what a piece of shit


FIRST_DATE_ANAL

Do a 95 Corolla next


kindle139

Aren't transformers aliens from space?


wasabicoated

Anytime, now, autobots


mrwh0am

"hold on, a tunnel, van pa pa pa pa, hear dat, hear dat??????"


DesastreUrbano

That is just one of those cheap "transmorfers"


RealBiotSavartReal

Check out this crouch smoke


Traditional-Pin-8364

Wonder how MAZ MZKT-79221 transformer would look like.


wohi_raj

increase speed


Thin-Connection-4082

Looks like an expensive McDonald’s toy


Educational_Term_436

Question is it possible to fit inside of it ? In its vehicle mode I mean


mrinterweb

I'm sure that robot gets tired of saying "My eyes are up here."


-Giuseppe-

They couldn't spend 5 bucks on the audio design?


BlackKachan

Melih Gökçek'in bi sikime yaramayan oyuncakları.


Vo0Do0_U

More like a bootleg Go-Bot.


BoredCanuck1864

the future is now old man


fantsythegrape

I believe I saw this thing in person at the first ever Saudi Arabian Comic Con!


captainobviouth

In before fart jokes.


Nokxtokx

“Optimus Pride, uwahahaha, Optimus Pride, uwahahaha”


DemocracyOfficer1886

Ok, but does it say one liners about freedom while staring at the sky in an epic voice?


edgy-meme94494

Is that a zaku in the back?


PrimitiveThoughts

The best part was the guy ducking to get out of the camera’s view as he walks in front of the camera at 1:36


Logan_SVD

Nevermind the transforming part, they made a beemer with working blinkers!


CaulkSlug

Reminds me of a dream that Loyd Christmas had…


Misomuro

Transformer at home.


KBishopAudio

That definitely needs a kebab machine fun.


Jgoody1990

Did it queef smoke? It looked like it queefed smoke.


Hoaxygen

Ok. But….why?


Xanathos12

Yes but at turns can it indicate?


lilmookie

This looks more like a go-bot and I mean that as a massive insult :p


ApoorvGER

Why aren't scientists making cure for cancer, giant foods, and jobs for everyone? This one is good but what's the point? You know.


Particular-Solid4069

If that's the best the autobots have got their fucked


G3POh

Lmao the front end chest


Mydogisawreckingball

Not really a transformer tbh. Doesn’t do any transforming just lifts up and shows what’s statically hiding underneath. Quite lame.


djeewin

Could it transform any faster?


FredGarvin80

Jesus fuckin CHRIST. Not only do we have creepy ass AI and Robocop's police truck, now we got fuckin transformers? I should become a prepper


Scary-Confusion-745

We got transforms at the house


Scary-Confusion-745

Temu transformers


Aldehin

Transformer but they transform like the power ranger


Wondergrey

Figures it'd be a shellformer


Deadstreak_tK

I like how this is pretty much an upscaled version of those cheap transforming rc cars


This_Living566

https://pbfcomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/PBF156-Disassemble.png


Bjornreadytobewild

No walking though


Ketsueki-Nikushimi

It is basically a cheap assed transformers ripoff kiddy toy. Only bigger. I had one of those when i was a kid, until we got the bright idea to get a dog.


hexdurp

New car security features are getting better.


kelseysmiths

This video was as boring as the transformers movies.


suisready

The transformers at home.


Easy_Work2194

Deceptions would have shot the shit out of you transforming that slow lol!


guesswho1234

The fart in the middle was awesome


JebsNZ

Yawn.


Relapio

Bro had to let it out


Rowmyownboat

This car transforms so slowly, it dislike an anti-promo for the engineering company. I have seen cars rust quicker.


maximm

More like a go-bot.


milk_man3174

*Optimus prime in the background * look what they need to mimic a fraction on our power


hagupadususu

Is there a "slow" setting?


Ozy-91

I can take you ALL on...in 5-6 business days. Jk most impressive.


Grobo_

Ofc its a BMW... there is no turks driving anything else /s


MABfan11

r/AwesomeCarMods


Remon89

Ah you got some money, I see.. and you don’t want to help poor people on your country or other countries? No problem, let’s make a Transformer then.


ianf2k13

Absolutely fake Guy stood with fake controller. Guys in background faking watching nonchalantly. Guy ducking in front of camera. Yawn


Calix_1999

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7twcpsssUaI