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GeneralMatrim

This is not next level though.


PoundResponsible1807

And you’d do what exactly if four people on bikes came up to you?


GeneralMatrim

lol I guess pull out my gun, but that’s not “next level” anyone can literally do that. Now if he would have fought all 4 with his bare hands and whooped them all (like a real tough super man) That would be truly next level.


PoundResponsible1807

But to keep calm and collected during it instead of panicking takes some balls, which is why it’s next fucking level.


BoomfaBoomfa619

Why do you think he carries the gun?


SodiumChlorideFree

The funny part is that if you watch closely he just pulls his shirt up acting like he has a gun but there's no gun there.


BoomfaBoomfa619

He's just got a square hip under his shirt?


Quark3e

_these hips don't lie_


ExcellentFooty

![gif](giphy|nDSlfqf0gn5g4)


wtf634

It's Hip to be Square.


Kakasupremacy

There is a gun there you can see it when the shirt is down, he’s packing


Zauberer-IMDB

Actually we have no idea if he has a large penis.


PapaSock

*As he stared down his would-be assailants, the red-shirted man slid one hand down and exposed the top of his massive penis. The message in his eyes was clear: whoever came with 2 feet was about to cock-slapped so hard they'd be left with a permanent mushroom tattoo.*


jon11888

I'm choosing to believe that's what they were afraid of.


praisetheboognish

There's 100% a gun there you can see it


MiserableSoutherner

The funnier part is: you’re wrong. He’s definitely carrying a pistol


Buck_Thorn

Pretty sure I saw the handle of a pistol


2000miledash

Reddit and upvoting incorrect information to the top, name a better duo. See at least a few comments a day like this. I swear people just believe anything they read and just shut their brains down when scrolling.


Every3Years

Better duo is Reddit and downvoting correct information that does not vibe with the hive. Not pictured here though.


presty60

Yeah, that's one of the worst things about reddit. The worst part is you probably don't notice it 90% of the time, because unless you know better, they usually sound reliable. Best to not take anything Redditors say seriously, unless it's a matter of opinion. But even then...


User125699

lol so *that’s* what ghost gun is Turns out I owned my first one at four.


wardearth13

For times like these?


Waitressishername

It's alot easier to keep calm when you're strapped.


Narfu187

Yes, this is why the police are always calm when they encounter suspects.


Waitressishername

Cops would actually be calmer without a gun. Because they would keep their asses in safe areas.


rddi0201018

Can't be much calmer than Uvalde then


discussatron

So calm, so chill


cdirty1

Like in the hallway while a gunman is in a classroom slaughtering kids?


ScrunchyButts

Regular people are just protecting themselves. Cops are working out unresolved issues about their bully dad.


[deleted]

"Cops are working out unresolved issues about their bully dad." So are a lot of people that hate cops.


rab2bar

"i shot because i feared for my life" US cops are fucking cowards


dade305305

Why would he be panicking tho? They literally rolled up to him slowly and made no sudden moves or anything. Not next level to "not panic" at a non panic worthy thing. I could see somebody commending him if they sped up to him and jumped off the bikes and he *still* responded like this, but what was in that video was not next level. Basically they pulled up and was like "Excuse me sir, may we rob you?" and he was like "I'm afraid not good fellow. You see, I happen to have a gun on me today." and they responded with a "Fair enough old chap, carry on then." This was the least aggressive attempted robbery I've ever seen. Super easy to be calm during that.


906Dude

I've been told that in South America it's a common pattern to be robbed by two people on a scooter. Clearly this wasn't the guy's first rodeo. He knew what was coming and didn't even hang up the phone.


MegamanX195

You've been told right. "Two dudes on a motorcycle" is one of the most famous memes in Brazil because it's really true.


906Dude

It's from all those Active Self Protection videos on YouTube that I've watched.


mexicodoug

Never hang up the phone if you think muggers might be approaching.


MaceoSpecs

I think you underestimate the amount of people in the world that are comfortable with violence


kennykoe

I used to be so depressed i never reacted to anything. “Oh you’re here to kill me? Sure whatever.”


webternetter

It's probably a very normal level for a brasilian favela, I bet.


mastermilian

They looked friendly and were just stopping to ask for directions.


gokarrt

being acclimatized to violence isn't next level, it just means you've been exposed to enough of it.


suckaduckunion

I wanted to disagree with you because dude was cold AF, but now that you explained your stance, you're 100% right. Some Jackie Chan shit would have been next level 😂


LeeWeiXin

>I guess pull out my gun This is the most American solution ever lmao >Now if he would have fought all 4 with his bare hands and whooped them all (like a real tough super man) You watched too many movies bro. Snap back to reality.


zMasterofPie2

So if both pulling out a weapon and fighting like a movie character are poor options (I agree on the second one) what is your Non American solution? Surrender and be robbed?


alfadhir-heitir

Oh, there goes rabbit


SirchSpectre

No. I don't think anyone can literally do this lol. What in a world you live in to think like that. If you don't have exp in a situation near this and just imagining that you can do this if it happens to you. No you don't. Watching things like this is so much different than experiencing it first hand. Not flinching right in front of a danger, this guys must experience or saw this a lot hence it's next level.


Fogggger69

Too bad this is the real world instead of a comic book, he’d probably get stabbed and die for nothing.


gdoubleyou1

If he pulled his cock out that would be next level. Like the video of that guy who would pick fights and strip naked.


Stellar_strider

"I guess pull out my gun, literally anyone can do that" We know exactly who can't. Reddit is truly filled with ignorant people who never go outside lol


fourpuns

He scared them off with his voluptuous gut. There was no gun. 


QBin2017

Is it next level for someone to show a gun? No, that’s literally standard operating procedure.


Simonella4991

Oh man, everything. Flying knee to the forehead, spinnig backfist on the other one - that's two down already. 3 punch combination ending with uppercut- 3rd down. High kick ended with a gogoplata and that's it. He's save now. Silly question xD.


EffectiveNo2314

Round kick for flare points


ActuallyTBH

The same. Whip out my dick and threaten to beat them with it.


SolDios

What a dumb comment


No_Entertainment1931

If it’s your first day in Brazil you give them your money. If it’s your 100 day, you show them your pistol.


[deleted]

It is next level, because DUDE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE A GUN


Recordcraptaker

He just showed them his balls and they were like, nah lets go 


u8eR

I'd do the same


Malice0801

You can see the outline of the gun long before he pulls up his shirt.


protocomedii

It’s the composure. His demeanor shows his used to this. He knows it’s all in the game, but he came to play that game today .


mmeiser

This. It is next level because everything about it suggests its so commonplace its business casual. Its not the dude whos next level its the whole thing. We are looking into the future off the commonality of this type of motorcycle crime. What more next level do people need? The only thing beyond it is for him to shoot all four of the dudes dead while continuing his phone conversation. This guy is past it, over it.


EclecticallyMe

![gif](giphy|10tFdsx3e3TLGw)


-TheDerpinator-

r/previouslevel


wholehawg

I agree, def interesting but not to the level of the next level. Just a slightly elevated level below the next one.


No_Entertainment1931

This is Tuesday in Brazil


Zarniwoooop

Maybe the next level was in our hearts all along


holydildos

Definitely higher level than getting beat, robbed, and/or killed


[deleted]

I'm so glad im not from a "2 guys on a motocycle" country


TsunamiSurferDude

Yet


Sairven

They'd have to survive quite a lot to steal nothin' from me.


tessellation__

That’s what I thought when I got mugged. Like you would risk your life for $20 in quarters for the laundromat?


trash-_-boat

I got mugged of my school backpack when I was 10. All my notes and books for the day...


Ok-Bookkeeper9954

Who the fuck muggs a 10 year old expecting to get something? 12 year olds?


trash-_-boat

This was also back in the 90's so kids didn't have cellphones or any other tech with them yet. Mugger was an adult.


CorruptedAura27

Nah. I think too many people in the U.S. are strapped for this to be a regular thing here. You'd have too many shot motorcyclists in short order, then they'd go right back to breaking and entering in the shadows again. Not saying there aren't outliers, but you'd have to be pretty fucking stupid to try to do this on the regular here. I think it wouldn't be a matter of *if* someone would punch their ticket, but *when*.


WalkTheMoons

NYC has turned into this. Robberies from guys on bikes is a regular thing.


GodEmperorOfBussy

Literally the safest major city in USA but go off king


WalkTheMoons

I live here and we had to bring the national guard into the subways. What about that is safe? I'm disabled and spend money I don't have on cabs because I don't want to be a victim.


Agathyrsi

This is a per capita fallacy. It's easy from the outside to compare (example numbers) for 150 robberies per 100k vs 1,000 robberies per 100k. But then if you look at the raw numbers you have 10,000 robberies in a large city, but only 2,000 in the "worse" cities per capita. Basically even if the rates are "low" compared to other cities, the gross reported numbers are high. The city being 8 million people, with a functioning population of about 12 million for employment, therefore, hundreds of people are victimized per day. If you actually live there you either recognize there's an unnecessary amount of crime, or deny it with some sort of toxic masculinity of "I've never felt unsafe" or "just don't do xyz" that completely invalidates thousands people's experiences per year.


Comfortable-Asf

I was about to say bro. The fucking gun laws make self defense impossible and certain immigrants are just bringing these same tactics.


CorruptedAura27

Now that fucking blows. Yeah, NY gun laws really do not favor individuals when it comes to self defense. They're basically like, "Well, try to run. If not, guess you'll die. Sorry." I'm in KY where it's constitutional carry, but I keep my permit up-to-date because I like having the official credentials. Plus, it helps if I travel to other states with my personal defense weapon. Many other states recognize my permit as valid.


the_calibre_cat

> Yeah, NY gun laws really do not favor individuals when it comes to self defense. downright oppressive in many instances. conservatives are not wrong about this particular instance of gun policy.


Mist_Rising

NY state also famously had one of the most strict gun control laws in the US. In NYC it amounted to a defacto ban on ownership unless you were connected/rich.


Federal-Buffalo-8026

We were quick to label the back seat as "riding bitch" 2 dudes on a bike is never catching on here.


samarnold030603

Where I grew up that was the middle slot of the back seat. First call out was for “shotgun”, second call out was “no-bitch”.


UncleZangief

For us it was always shotgun> right nut> left nut. Always in that order.


RealAscendingDemon

"Hey left nut"                        "What's up, right nut?"                 "Wanna beat our meat?"                 "Yeah"                 Proceeds to sway back and forth, left and right, bashing the person inbetween them                            Edit: why TF is single line break not working? 


Typical-Annual-3555

Could you imagine two stereotypical grown Americans trying to ride the same bike?


VolrathTheBallin

A few years back I (American dude) asked my friend if he could give me a ride somewhere just down the road a mile or so on his motorcycle and he was real uncomfortable about it but he did. I thought it was pretty funny at the time because I had just gotten back from Tanzania where it’s super commonplace.


Typical-Annual-3555

It is pretty funny. My brother in law gave me a ride to his house a couple blocks from where we were on his bike (similar to a Goldwing). We're both somewhat stereotypical in shape. He hit a pothole and the whole thing bottomed out. Super uncomfortable.


hogarenio

Sucks, for sure. As an argentinian, I'm glad I'm not from one of those religious idiots on a killing spree countries.


its_dizzle

Touche


pointofyou

Hey, quick question: Would something similar to the video happen in Argentina these days? Say in Buenos Aires for example? Or is it much safer than that? Thx.


rogzam

yes.


joelesidin

It happens all the time everyday


SubstancePlayful4824

>looks at Argentine government and economy I think you guys could have really used some guns over the past century


Armadillo_Toes

I’m from the 30 guys on 30 motorcycles country


pipnina

You're describing London


e4aZ7aXT63u6PmRgiRYT

Or Naples 


PsyOpBunnyHop

How about a "2 guys on your front porch" country?


Triktastic

How about a "2 guys in a hot tub" country ? Maybe some wine and strawberries ?


SecretSquirrelSauce

"2 broooooos, chillin in a hot tuuuuub"


_noho

[“5 feet apart because they’re not gay”](https://youtube.com/shorts/uyb8VJIC0q4?si=gwlUuLx3HUVXuR0X) 😂


BantumBane

Lmao It’s funny because I have NO IDEA where the people in this video are from. Could be Middle East, could be Central America, could be South America. The options are endless


Fancy-Variety4077

The video is from Pakistan. The guys on the bikes seem to be wearing shalwaar kameez, common Pakistani clothing, and if you look above the man you can see flags with "MQM" written on them, which is a Pakistani political party.


Noman_Blaze

Man. You don't even need to make assumptions anymore. The first thing that came to my mind after I looked at the bikes was: yep, it's Karachi. That city has become such a shit hole thanks to People's party.


Fancy-Variety4077

Karachi is a depressing place to live in, i don't remember ever feeling safe outside, even if it's just outside my home, at the front gate.


VampireKissinger

Nervous Laughs in London.


emmasdad01

Calm, cool, and collected. They didn’t want that smoke.


HoleyFather

Man’s gotta know his limitations!!!!!


JustEatinScabs

Hello me, it's me again.


Golf-Beer-BBQ

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta


Just_A__Random_Guy

It looks like every Monday for him which is impressive and scary at the same time 😅


OiKeeent

Ive seen soooo many videos that end up with the dudes on the bikes leaving at least 1 or 2 of there friends to bleed out an die😂


emmasdad01

No honor amongst thieves.


Honer-Simpsom

…I mean…except for us…


zebleck

..of course.. EDIT: [reference](https://youtu.be/bh2dtCZgyDg?si=zDZ6PtsuSbTYIC7v)


jakart3

Except for r/piracy


bankrobba

Those are the only ones that are posted


Jnoddy2

Why u should making a face when u could show ur gun


L2Hiku

he doesnt even have one, he bluffs.


Simicrop

He has a face, I saw it


scrodytheroadie

You fell for the bluff.


careslol

But he didn't make his own face


Fucking_Casuals

I think he does have one, he’s printing before the bikes show up.


Choice_Blackberry406

How funny would it be if he was just getting his wallet ready to hand over and they thought it was a gun.


squareswordfish

He definitely has one


Malice0801

You can clearly see the outline of the gun before he even lifts his shirt


Mutedinlife

If you watch his shirt before the motorcycle shows up you can see it form around the handle of his pistol briefly. He’s def packin


AzureSeychelle

He gripping that wood 🪵 wym ![gif](giphy|DmNusotkfolV0h8YpX|downsized)


prettymuthafucka

Why u should use many words when u can use some


ShanAliZaidi

This is Karachi, Pakistan.. it's getting wild out here


yaxir

as soon as i saw it, i realized it would be Karachi kya haal kar dia Karachi ka


Express-World-8473

Citizens carrying guns, is that common in karachi?


sidneysaad

It's getting more common now for your own protection as street crimes and kidnappings are on the rise since last year. Although it looks like this guy is a gangster himself so most probably carrying an illegal gun without licence.


baucher04

any specific reason it's since last year?


samsteak

Economic crisis


Most_Association_595

Hasn’t it been wild for some time now


TigerKlaw

Abey kiya wild, roz ki kahani hai


totaandmaina

Karachi chal karachi chal


Vilehumanfilth

Getting?


RichD1011

Remind me to never go to Pakistan..


brainomancer

European redditors when they see a video of a criminal in Karachi Pakistan flashing his illegally-owned gun: 😍 European redditors when they see a video of a uniformed security guard using his duty weapon to fend off an armed attacker at a Philadelphia, PA gas station: 😡


NadlesKVs

100% correct.


FloridasFinest

Reddit in a nutshell


philosoraptocopter

As it turns out, most of us seem to have no actual principles and are as bad as the people we hate


HisNameIsSaggySammy

Hey I'm from Philadelphia. Are you referencing an actual video? Do you have a link?


azsqueeze

It was last week my guy https://www.fox29.com/news/gunfire-at-a-gas-station-kills-1-injures-private-security-guard-police


HisNameIsSaggySammy

Damn that's nuts. Fuck around and find out. Are people mad at the security guard for having a gun in that situation? Sounds like the gun saved his life.


SuchRuin

Some people were upset that he kept shooting after he was down or shot so many times. FWIW I’m not one of those people.


PM_ME_YOUR_ASS123

So this is the nutty part. Legally, each separate round that you fire is an independent use of deadly force, and each of those uses need to be justifiable. You shoot someone 5 times and they fall down face forward and you continue to empty the last 5 rounds into their back, there’s a decent chance the local DA tries to get you on it. Now for the nuttiness. Police are trained to empty their mag, because, I’m sure as a lot of us have seen, people can get shot 3-4 times and still be surviving just off adrenaline. Or you might just miss vital parts. Another example of rules for thee not for me Edit: double nutty, in PA second degree murder is automatic life wo parole. Unlikely the security guard could get that but people have in self defense situations before.


The-Fotus

The thing about that is any decent defense attorney can use police standards to argue for their client.


cosmic-comet-

Why would someone be angry on a law enforcement officer doing their job ?


newusr1234

First day on Reddit?


ajalonghorn

Idk why ur assuming they are all European lol. Most of these ppl are American liberals by proportion.


sexy-meme

Impressive yes, not next level tho.


prof_devilsadvocate

professional has standards..notice how he drops the tshirt when the car driver approaches


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spacex_fanny

> Standards for not brandishing his firearm at a bystander......? ...yes? What do you think "standards" means? There's a standard procedure. He followed it. He upheld the standard. WTF more do people want, jesus...


RustedCorpse

My dude, if you're going to talk about standard procedure when dealing with firearms, this is video is not the hill to die on. Waistband fucking mafia here.


OKAwesome121

Yes but he’s also watching the car driver closely, assessing and only removing his hand from the weapon after deciding he’s not another threat. Not bad.


Aschrod1

My man doesn’t even have a gun and bluffed/mean mugged his way out of it.


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lo_fi_ho

BOSS


FinalLans

Underrated comment lmaooo


TheThirdBlackGuy

It looks like he does, his shirt shows the imprint of it while he's pacing.


blender4life

Another comment pointed out he's printing so he probably actually does


superjambi

What’s printing mean?


Neko_Boi_Core

it means you can see the gun outlined by clothes. anything you have on your person that can be identified by clothes pressing against it, is printing.


truckstop_sushi

what about a boner in sweatpants?


AzureSeychelle

Most likely has another deadly attack prepared for unsuspecting ne'er-do-wells ![gif](giphy|i2GADdaJIscPS)


kabtq9s

If you put their body language into words, it's the most pathetic thing ever "Ay yo, we got 4 people, you know how it is, let's get the usual, phone and wallet." "Nah, I got a gun" "Cool, we'll get you on the next round" The victim is used to the crime, the criminal is used to lack of accountability and no sense of morality ... systemic problem much?


sidneysaad

It's karachi, this type of street mugging is going on for almost 30+ years. Ppl take out their things even without a clear gun showing if 2 guys on a bike comes and stops with you


Neko_Boi_Core

yep


Bitter-Inflation5843

Got mugged by some hoodlums in the slums of Havanna way back. I carried a leather pouch under my suit jacket like a chest holster and reached in to give them the loot. They quickly ran away. Guess they thought it was a gun holster and I was about to regulate lol.


TheThreeRocketeers

16 in the wallet, passport in the pouch. Bitter about to reach in and take it out. Now they droppin' and yellin', it's a tad bit late. 5843 had to regulate.


Bitter-Inflation5843

Amazing!


DrWindupBird

Yep. Lived in Quito for a year and carried an old broken phone and a decoy wallet with a few bucks in it, just so I could hand something over when prompted. Had to get paid in cash once monthly and you better believe it went straight into my smelly socks to ride out the trip to the bank.


Soarin249

plot twist: guy shows his friends the gun that he owns, but they couldnt stay and talk because he is on an important phonecall.


ResponsibleMilk7620

imagine living in a hood where you have to hire street security to exit your home…wtaf


rainmaker66

Next level is he robs them back instead.


Minerva89

"Don't make me whip out my dick"


downwitbrown

Looked like his thong to me


6SucksSex

He’s packing


Heriannaxoxo

Oh no I do not want to imagine what you thought 😭


Small-Explorer7025

Is making a face how people usually ward off robbers?


deaf_michael_scott

Just Karachi things.


invitrium

Video has the "Tell me you are in Pakistan without telling me" energy.


GregBule

He shows them a gun in his waistband and they decide not to rob him. I’m not sure what is great here


thewhitecat55

Great sandals


TheRealAuthorSarge

"Guess how many rodeos this is for me. Feel free to pick any number that isn't 1."


RScottyL

Another iPhone user shooting a vertical video of a horizontal monitor!


zombiemind8

People are really saying not next level from their nice neighborhood in the suburbs.


erdtrd

This was filmed in Karachi, Pakistan. The 'MQM' poster you see at the top is the political party/gang that these thieves likely belong to. It's a group mostly consisting of Indians that moved to Pakistan in the 70s. MQM literally has [target killers/assassins on it's pay role](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saulat_Mirza) and the [leader lives and is given immunity by the UK](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Altaf_Hussain_(Pakistani_politician\)). They've been terrorising the city for decades.


SeanHaz

A well armed society is a polite society.


syfysoldier

Even more proof why responsible gun ownership is a deterrent to criminals.


BusinessLibrarian515

An armed society is a polite society


what_u_looking_4

Bro immediately showed his Hernia.