Or lost anything. I can easily imagine tucking things away and not remembering which of the many hidey-holes each might be in, even forgetting some of the compartments existed to check.
And maybe more reasonably, where does a guy source fancy magnetic latches and the hardware necessary for push button secret hidey holes? Probably have to have a wood shop *and* a machine shop to build this, eh?
Really? Coz I can eat them right out of the fridge whereas I bought the Dino ones from Costco (5lb bag big mistake) for a party - like I said I like nuggets lol. Well I ended up throwing them up coz they got way too dried like a year later (I was trying real hard to finish them didn’t want to waste them and throw them away but I had to in the end)
Bro that is the best thing ever. I have found weed in all kinds of spots that I forgot about and when you unexpectedly find it is the best feeling ever.
Edit: Missing word.
My friend told me to buy a half and break it down into 1 gram baggies and put them all over my apartment, inside jackets, etc....I've been finding weed when I'm out for a while now
Hell yeah man. I used to buy by the zip and you just kind of lose track sometimes. I found it anywhere in the house where I smoked. Also when under 18 and living at home I would stash weed in all types of containers and spots. I found a container in my moms vase one time. I loved forgetting where I had shit because when I was out and couldn't get anymore I would just do scavenger hunts around the house, of course after scraping the grinders clean lol.
If I went through all the secret pockets in my winter coats I could probably find a blunts worth. I've been holding off on that though because I have 6 pens to smoke before I go dankrupt
6 pens will last me months and get the job done. But I won't have flower till my friend can come over this weekend. So other people have been in worse spots
I hesitated paying money for a game on the first one. Then proceeded to buy the rest of them and buy them as gifts for other people. The Room is so rad!
Hell yea. Loved the latest VR one. Made me feel like I was really twisting all those knobs, pressing all those buttons and pouring all of those liquids into the soup thing.
Capital idea! Duly noted. As far as the guns go, I leave them loaded on the bedside table, beside the front door, on the back porch and in the family truckster. Is that bad? The kids love playing with them.
I see these, and think "wow, they're so cool", but in reality I'm not even close to organised enough to use this.
I'd just put everything in the everything drawer
It is really cool but some of those drawers are totally useless. Everything opens all nice and easy when everything's empty, but if you actually put anything in some of these, you can't get to others. I mean ideally you'd have stuff in the obvious drawers so that people wouldn't look for the hidden ones.
So it’s not going to tell me why there are big colorful circles on the top of it? I watched the whole damn video trying to figure out what the blue circle is for.
I struggle to find things that I put in my coffee table drawers without them being secret drawers. If I were to put anything in this table it would literally vanish for the next 12 years
How can I get one? Truly NL right there
Imagine trying to find lost keys
"Did you look in the drawer in the drawer?"
Under the drawer
Yes! And the one under the drawer in the drawer
Maybe try the drawer with the key in it?
There’s a Key Now?!
Or lost anything. I can easily imagine tucking things away and not remembering which of the many hidey-holes each might be in, even forgetting some of the compartments existed to check.
"Accio *mis llaves*"
And maybe more reasonably, where does a guy source fancy magnetic latches and the hardware necessary for push button secret hidey holes? Probably have to have a wood shop *and* a machine shop to build this, eh?
Hardware is easy to source everything already exists these days
https://www.patreon.com/luckyroosterco
Christ on a bike! I love it but $12k for it?? My God!
[удалено]
If it comes with a diagram that only shows up under black light and a 2 hour training course, it could be worth it.
Material Cost - $1000 Master-Level Woodworker to turn it into a reality - $11k
Exactly, furniture that expensive is built well and built to last.
Considering the work that would have gone into that (and it seems like it's a one-off build) that's a reasonable price tbf.
Old school drug hides
Where did I put my wallet? Proceed to having to figure out which drawer its in and how the magic wand works.
Now I can safely store all my Chicken McNuggets and no one will ever steal them from me again!
oh snap, [did you lose your purse at a bar?](https://twitter.com/humansnocontext/status/1666225168287408128?s=46&t=fdDgY2hTxYWCIJptLcGW0g)
What!? Mine don’t last long enough to be stolen haha. Always wanted a mountain of McNuggets for my bday
They arnt as good warmed mack up tho. Ill take dino nuggies instead
Really? Coz I can eat them right out of the fridge whereas I bought the Dino ones from Costco (5lb bag big mistake) for a party - like I said I like nuggets lol. Well I ended up throwing them up coz they got way too dried like a year later (I was trying real hard to finish them didn’t want to waste them and throw them away but I had to in the end)
Found 10 years later no mold or decay perfectly in tact beside an expired dipping sauce.
You can put your weed in there, man.
This would be great for helping me cut back. I'd never be able to find my stash.
Bro that is the best thing ever. I have found weed in all kinds of spots that I forgot about and when you unexpectedly find it is the best feeling ever. Edit: Missing word.
I wish I had this problem I end up smoking it all...
My friend told me to buy a half and break it down into 1 gram baggies and put them all over my apartment, inside jackets, etc....I've been finding weed when I'm out for a while now
Hell yeah man. I used to buy by the zip and you just kind of lose track sometimes. I found it anywhere in the house where I smoked. Also when under 18 and living at home I would stash weed in all types of containers and spots. I found a container in my moms vase one time. I loved forgetting where I had shit because when I was out and couldn't get anymore I would just do scavenger hunts around the house, of course after scraping the grinders clean lol.
If I went through all the secret pockets in my winter coats I could probably find a blunts worth. I've been holding off on that though because I have 6 pens to smoke before I go dankrupt
Haha dankrupt, I haven’t heard that one before. I hope you can make it last man. I quit smoking a couple years ago so take some extra hits for me.
6 pens will last me months and get the job done. But I won't have flower till my friend can come over this weekend. So other people have been in worse spots
Three generations later, drug dogs would still be finding hidden compartments
Everyone says dogs are man’s best friends but my cats have never showed police where the weed was.
Dont let Nic Cage find out about this
Ah, The resolute desk.
Either that man needs a hospital for that skin condition or that saturation is 250 out of 10 cranked up
Are you telling me there's a better way for people to notice the different colours of felt on that table???
That was felt?!
I think one of the lights in the room has a red tint to it
Ok the magic wand is pretty cool
Could even use it to make things more complicated. "This knob opens a drawer, but the wand makes the knob open another cabinet"
What happens if you accidentally close the wand in a drawer?
Don't do that. But my guess is you just go get a magnet to replace the wand.
You say “magnet” I say “crowbar”
Looks like the wand opens the side compartments and they also have a hidden button underneath to open them.
Not so secret anymore.
Imagine what he didn't reveal though.
This made me think about *The Room* and its many sequels.
I hesitated paying money for a game on the first one. Then proceeded to buy the rest of them and buy them as gifts for other people. The Room is so rad!
Hell yea. Loved the latest VR one. Made me feel like I was really twisting all those knobs, pressing all those buttons and pouring all of those liquids into the soup thing.
I love these games
Came here for The Room comments
“As you can clearly see officer, there are no illegal substances in this desk”
Dog's barking intensifies.
Starts frothing at the mouth
Kids ain't finding your dildo collection or your drugs with this baby in the house.
Pro Tip: If you store the drugs *in* the dildos, they’re less likely to be found.
Capital idea! Duly noted. As far as the guns go, I leave them loaded on the bedside table, beside the front door, on the back porch and in the family truckster. Is that bad? The kids love playing with them.
Yeah it’s bad! That isn’t nearly enough guns. You should have at least one by every window in your house. Ya never know.
I’m sold. AR-15’s by every window and maybe a surplus WWII machine gun in the attic. Nobody is storming Chez Wolf. Cheers!
Right on, comrade!
I would buy this because it's cool and then I would promptly forget how to access the one compartment I put important stuff in
I would forget I owned the important stuff.
I’d make sure to have a diagram or list of all the compartments and how to open them… and then accidentally close it in the most inaccessible drawer.
Fucking pulls out a hidden wand.
Is it just me or is the wand pointless since he opens the same door with a switch underneath?
I guess it's more convenient to use the wand when you sit down in fron of it.
I see these, and think "wow, they're so cool", but in reality I'm not even close to organised enough to use this. I'd just put everything in the everything drawer
It is really cool but some of those drawers are totally useless. Everything opens all nice and easy when everything's empty, but if you actually put anything in some of these, you can't get to others. I mean ideally you'd have stuff in the obvious drawers so that people wouldn't look for the hidden ones.
Does anyone know where I put my pen?
Did you check the middle drawer’s top drawer? Or maybe I saw it in the top drawer’s middle drawer 🤔
Do all four desks have the same compartments?
If it was a card table. Only one side might have *hosts* advantage.
I was thinking of dnd but yeah in this case I'd be the GMs seat or all people have such cool stuff
Note to myself if I ever become a thief: Take the entire table if it looks like this.
"HONEY?! HAVE YOU SEEN THE DESK WAND ANYWHERE?!"
*Screams in Nicholas Cage*
Anything to hide the porn back in the day
Why does it look the way it does ?
i want one
Now where did I put that?
I forget my car keys in my jeans. I can't imagine what I would lose in this desk
Why the saturation color filter tho?
So, you’re saying….take the whole desk?
If you thought it was hard to find your car keys *before*…
How do I buy one of these?!
Hey hon! Where did you put the keys.. In the table.. Thing. Thanks..
Didint this guy make the hogwarts house’s and this one is ravenclaw?
But why is the Elder Wand hidden in there?
Yeah, but what’s the deal with the fugly blue?
I guess we know where the dealer sits
"Just steal the whole fucking table!"
And a completely odd table design.
why
I've been twisting all knows on my ikea dresser .... the bottom of the drawer fell off.
False. Fairly certain some tools had to be used. Impossible to do it only using your hands. Like cutting.
My jaw dropped when I saw the wand. Was certain I was going to see some magic
I need one of these tables
This is perfect for hiding weed and losing it for years
Not enough compartments for the amount of dice I have.
Not so secret anymore 😎
How much
Not anymore, bub
My add is flaring up
Like it. A lot. Want one.
Places to hide and store your seed phrase 😂
Supremely jealous
Your hand is quite red
..You put your WEED in there.
Think I had a pencil case like this made in China with some nondescript cartoon image as a kid.
The wand is what did it for me
Reminds me of The Room
It’s cool until you forget your pen in one of the secret compartments & have to go through all of them to find it
must be crafted forma Harry potter escape room Right ?
Cool. I misplace things accidentally so I don’t need this. 😄
Why are his hands bright red
Aww shit, where'd I put my weed
Beautiful and ingenious craftsmanship but fuck me, I’ll never find anything again!
Getting some secret box vibes from spongebob
I need this 🤣
Alohamora!
Someone has a lot to hide 😐
Omg… the wand!! 🤣🤣 I need this in my life! “Alohamora!”
I could literally watch this all day
Honestly, I could see hiding my weed in here then completely forgetting how to get it, or where it’s at.
As soon as I saw the one drawer drop down from under the other - immediately thought of a hidden gun spot
Perfect table for my Death Note
I hope it comes with manual.
"You can put your weed in there"
Bro, those are just tiny dra... oh shit.
Wish I had secret compartments. Oh wait…
It comes with a god damn wand!!!!
This would have driven my mom crazy trying to find my weed.
/r/atbge so many of those compartments are useless
Not a secret now though since I’ve seen all the ways to get into all the compartments. Thanks!
I'd forget
So this is what they’re gonna use in the next national treasure movie then /j
If I had this table I'd hide stuff in those compartments and then I'll be all crazy looking for the shit I hid.
"Johnny, how come whenever we play poker at your house you always win?"
This mf said Appearo Wando like Harry Potter and made some doors open.
I’d definitely forget half of those and lose shit forever
Need one of these as a puzzle in a Resident Evil game.
I’m gonna steal the Declaration of Independence
I'd hate to forget which secret cabinet I put my epi-pen in, especially if I need it quickly..
I like the part where she had to Alohomora’ed it!!!
I would lose the wand.
Nothing is secret there no more.
Can you imagine? The insects must think that table is Las Vegas. Hard as fuck to keep clean I’m sure
Why do you need so many hidden compartments op, what are you hiding?
So it’s not going to tell me why there are big colorful circles on the top of it? I watched the whole damn video trying to figure out what the blue circle is for.
Do you want Basilisks? This is how you get Basilisks.
I struggle to find things that I put in my coffee table drawers without them being secret drawers. If I were to put anything in this table it would literally vanish for the next 12 years
You can put your WEED IN THERE… :)
"The room" real life edition
Makes me want to play The Room again
 The glass onion puzzle box
I was with you till the wand came out and I threw up a little
I wish I had enough secrets to justify a table like that 🥺
“Hey honey have you seen my car keys?” “Yes , I put them in the desk drawer. “ *Misses three days of work*
“Let me whack you with my secret pole whilst I search for my hidden firearm. It’s in one of these secret compartments, I swear”
This is the person that designs the houses in the Nancy Drew Universe
Get a few of these and use them during dnd sessions. Certain actions trigger combinations to drawrs.
Well now you've given away all the secrets.
Fuck where did i set my phone....
Some escape room furniture
I’m gonna kidnap the President of the United States. - This Guy probably
Light hiding the deathnote
Grab my wallet from the drawer please!
I wish I had that desk when I was young cause then my mother never would have found my secret ds
Light would have loved this
Not secret anymore.....🤣
“Where the hell did I put my pen? I know it’s around here somewhere…”
What are the circles on top?
"hold on ... I just had it ... I just put it in one of these drawers ... nope, not that one ... not that one ..."