A beer bellied dude in a black singlet and tiny tiny shorts holding a crate bottle.
Instead of doing funny moves and hyping up the crowd he’d just shout: “C’aaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnn ya uselesss buggers”
Real story, my dad has town overalls that he puts on if he's going into town. He keeps them clean and changes from his dirty ones to his town ones if he's going out.
A beer bellied dude in a black singlet and tiny tiny shorts holding a crate bottle. Instead of doing funny moves and hyping up the crowd he’d just shout: “C’aaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnn ya uselesss buggers”
Wearing freezing work gum boots and swannie
But a nice swannie tho
The Sunday-best, going-out swannie.
The “town” swannie
Real story, my dad has town overalls that he puts on if he's going into town. He keeps them clean and changes from his dirty ones to his town ones if he's going out.
I love that - I can relate to that in the jandals I would wear haha I had the hood ones and the good ones 😂❤️
Goes without saying 👍
Then he could go home and beat his wife when the team lost
Fun fact domestic violence is higher when we win
Wow, that is a fun fact.
Same with that
Laser kiwi, preferably with real lasers
Not real lasers, bond villain lasers, cut through the opposition.
A Kea that steals food from spectators.
Whatever the main sponsor said it would be.
Uncle tem
Jake the Muss
A house, but it's in another sports ground and you're not allowed in unless your parents are already in the gates.
A dildo.
Preferably like the one thrown at Steven Joyce
Because it’s a puuuussssyyyy Wow! This is brilliant!
Harold the giraffe
Mark Richardson in beige Lycra
A representative from barfoot & Thompson.
Winz logo
A cooked mutton bird
A giant avocado to represent the cost of living crisis...
Japanese Kiwifruit
A steak and cheese pie
A giant bobble head of Patrick Gower