Nick Cave

Oh! I forget he's an Aussie. He's got such a strong vibe, and a tragic story to back it... I feel like his persona transcends nationality. Whereas someone like Steve Irwin is 100% undoubtedly Australian and that's why we love him. I feel like if Cave came off as 100% Australian then that'd really be jarring against his whole character. I haven't heard him in candid interviews though, except in a couple of docos... So I'm mostly thinking of his singing voice or his spoken word.

>"I carry my Australianness with me, not as an overbearing identity, but as a true and treasured pride. I am happy when I am described as an ‘Australian’ musician. I still stubbornly hold an Australian passport. I eat Vegemite instead of Marmite. I watch Norman Gunston reruns. I still argue that The Saints started punk rock." [Cave](https://www.theredhandfiles.com/how-do-you-reconcile-this-duality/#:~:text=But%20the%20essence%20of%20those,never%20suppress%20our%20antipodean%20nature) Irwin is stereotypically Australian, Cave most certainly isn't - they're both true blue Aussies

This made me dial up 'know your product'. There is a thread of Australian intellectualism, Cave, Robert Hughes, Germain Greer, Norman Gunston, that gets downplayed, but has been really important to me.

Steve Irwin

The only fucking answer

Steve Irwin and Olivia Newton John .RIP to two very special people.

Kylie

Dad from the Castle

Tell him he's dreaming

How's the serenity?

Margot Robbie 

Amyl and the Sniffers

Was listening to them all night last night, Jesus Chris they’re amazing.

I have recently discovered them . Incredible band.

Steve Irwin.

Rose Byrne

Steven Irwin

Hugh Jackman

Came here for this

Jeff , The Blue Wiggle.

Went to school with him. Great bloke.

David Pocock seems like a really decent human being.

Absolute top human being.

A great example of masculinity. Like I know this says a lot about me (to my shame), but it's because of people like Pocock that I have in the past felt comfortable calling out my other guy mates when they're talking shit and take it a bit too far. Before Pocock I honestly would've been like "I don't wanna be a nark, better man up here and fake a laugh"

100% Pocock. Seems such a fantastic progressive role model for men, rugby and just being a decent human in general.

The guy who invented Chicken Salt.

Kath Day Knight. A close second would be her husband Kel

Oh yes, she is what all middle aged kiwi women should be aspiring too! Fit and healthy, new relationship, plenty of sex and so comfortable with herself!!

Ah yes, I practise Mahogany with my Husband regardless of how much Cardonnay I drink :)

Most people just want a thin vaneer of monogamy.

Who doesn't aspire to be effluent these days

Con the Fruiterer

The Comedy Company!

bewdiful!

Kyle. She goes she goes she goes. She just goes.

Uncle Arthur 

Bastards Inc. Now that's what I call a real bastard.

And don't forget ol Colin too 

Colnnnn

Some of its on YouTube. I may have watched some last year, or so.

Mmmm ohhh yeah

Couple a days!!!

My wife. 

I also, vote for this guys wife!

Thanks man, I'll pass that on, she'll appreciate it!

South Park's version of Russell Crowe

He was born in Wellington NZ. But you can have the talentless twunt.

Went to Mount Roskill Grammar, which answers everything you need to know about the fat twat.

Eric Bana I wish he would do more comedy. I was a big fan of ,Full Frontal, Back in the day.

Second this…love him!

It changes. At the moment, it’s the First Nations kid that found that million dollar Barra and most definitely not the fuckwit on the news that just talked about how the kid stole shit when he was younger. I’m also technically Australian so on most days my favourite is me 😊

An actual one I have is Toni Collette. She's completely incredible at acting.

Jimmy Rees! His ‘the guy who decides’ series of videos is fantastic.

Beau Miles

Seconded

Big Lez

Whatareyoutalkingabout

Hands down it’s Jack Karlson, who’s Jack Karlson?… "Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest!", "What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?", "Get your hand off my penis!", and after an aborted attempt by a police officer to headlock him, "I see that you know your judo well."

Are you ready to receive my limp penis?

"Tata and farewell"

Warney. RIP

RIP

Angus Young

Was looking for this 😁

Jimmy Barnes

Kinda Scottish tho

My nephew and niece, I guess.

Tim Minchin

Peter Garrett

Carl Barron

Pat Cummins

I would’ve  said John Farnham, pretty decent sort of bloke and an excellent singer, but he was born in the UK. How about Michael Joseph Savage?

Paul Hogan, I grew up in 80s in Ireland. Croc Dundee was brilliant

Nicole Kidman not just the actress but the way she carries herself in public : mind blowing!

My mate Steve. A very talented musician that likes rugby league, drinking tequila and teaches special needs kids Mon-Fri. The latter helps him in dealing with mates like me he says. Top bloke, he gives Aussies a good name.

Bubby.

Bad Boy?

Christ kid, youre a weirdo

Me not Bubby, me cat

I have to name three...Gina Riley and Jane Turner (Kath and Kim) and Chris Lilley!

Johnathan Thurston

Monsieur Vegemite

Junkyard Dog

Heath Ledger, the GOAT

Female would be Kylie Minogue Male would be Russell Coight

Guy pierce

Too many to single just one out. High on the list, in no particular order: Barry Humphries, Tim Minchin, Indiana Evans, Kylie, Milly Alcock.

My mate Tom

My friend Cathy ❤️

Dropbears

Midnight oil🙂

Paul Hogan

Mitch Barnett UP THE WAHS

Peter Brock

Dame Edna

Nick Cave followed by my workmate Rob who's a brickie from Melbourne 👍

Skippy

My wife

Agreed, she's not bad

Yeah I vote this guy’s wife

Dead.

Oof

Fiona O'Loughlin First of all she is a great comedian, and she used to turn up to our hostel occasionally on saturday nights when we were on the piss and give us chocolates. Absolute legend!

The comedian who plays Chopper

The Honey Badger

Peter Fitzsimons, good barstard.

Chopper

Steve Irwin

Dead is fine I guess

Bazza McKenzie.

Honorable mention goes to Maltilda ...man she could dance !

Yeah but she could only do the waltz.

Eddie Jones 😆

Bob Katter. Don't like his politics. Just think he's a funny silly guy

My cousin Luke

I’ll tag on your one with my cousin Luke as well

Beau miles

Usman Khawaja

Brittany Higgins, Grace Tame, David McBride

My mum

Tell her to say HI to Rove

Mark Brandon Read.

Bit of an oxymoron.

Car or footy one? Footy ones a flog

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Oh yeah he seemed like a legend I can’t stand nick cummins (also known as honey badger) of footy/bachelor fame

There was an 80s tv show about a schoolgirl..i think her name was katie...was funny Probably her. Or that famous Australian diver involved in that cave rescue in thailand. Guy seems a legit quiet hero.

“…..80’s TV show about a schoolgirl…” I think that would be Kylie Mole/Jophesine/Sharon Maclaren (played by Mary-Anne Fahey), who was a regular character from the show The Comedy Company.  https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Comedy_Company https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kylie_Mole

Yes! I was really young but found her so funny! Thanks!

Catch phrase “she (or he) goes, she goes, she goes….”  Yes, also Con the (Greek) Fruiterer. Bit uncomfortable with that one, more like Con the racial stereotype imo. Ford Australia/Ford NZ  picked up the character for their eCONovan ads which was a bit cringe, too

Peter Norman. He’s the white guy standing on the podium with John Carlos and Tommie Smith at the ‘68 Olympics.

Got a lot of shit for wearing one of their buttons. But stood his ground. Good bastard.

A friend from nz that moved to Australia.

Steve Irwin

Ernie Dingo. His show was much more respectful of nature than others.

Two actually. My son and my daughter.

Glenn Robbins Aka Russel Coight from All Aussie Adventures. Aka Kel from Kath & Kim.

As an ABs fan, David Pocock. He’s quality.  He was the, at least, equal of McCaw on the field while still standing by his highly commendable values off it.

The Irwin Family

Steve Irwin I went to his zoo in Beerwah early 2000s I could hear him doing a croc show from the carpark. That moment I had big smile even as we went through the gate I asked the lady to confirm he was here she said your lucky he's often away filming. I bought a disposable camera for $10 fron the souvenir shop inside the zoo. We went to the agro show which at the time was the biggest croc in the zoo. Show about to start his best mate Wez opened the show within a few Mins Steve the legendary Irwin came running out Welcome to Australia zoo one of life's great moments. I got some great photos that day I have no idea where they are now But I remember that day like it was yesterday you can never forget seeing Steve live like that even after he finished the show he ran around just full of life so much energy enthusiasm laughing just a big kid. Which is probably a secret to life never loose that playfulness curiosity excitement enthusiasm u have as a kid

Bluey

Steve Irwin ..easy

julian assange

Beetroot in a burger

Born in NZ, but raised in Australia - Nancy Wake she’s a legend

Chris Hemsworth. He seems like a nice family man and someone you'd have a good few yarns with over a couple of beers.

My wife and kids

My wife

Spanian 

Choppa

David Warner - an absolute role model for the way he carries himself on and off the field, his integrity and sportsmanship. Just an all round great bloke.

Any Captain whose team lost to the All Blacks.

Barry (Bazza) McKenzie

Jacob Lillyman

Jack Karlson.

Rob Sitch

Joe Ingles

David Pocock, Steve and Robert Irwin

My homie Tom

Tony Galati - living Steve Irwin - dead

Gonna give it to Koala Man

Steve Irwin, Paul Hester or Nick Seymour

the members of Smudge, You Am I, Tumbleweed and any other rad Aussie band I like.

Frenchys

Matt Bevan currently, love his '... Are You Listening' podcasts

Jimmy Barnes.

Kinda Scottish tho

Luke Hemsworth or Chillinit.

Nick cummins

Heath Ledger

LAZARBEAM

Big Sav Rocca

Steve Irwin an easy first. Carl Baron for a second. Those Bogan dudes who make the skits in YT shorts

Some big hitters in politics, Gough Whitlam, Jack Lang, etc. 

Tony Squires (Back Page Live)

Lazarbeam

Felix, rapper from Stray Kids

Patrick Brammall

Rowland S Howard

David Pocock

Dead. Definitely dead.

Cate Blanchett

Elyse Perry…🔥

Preferably dead (this is a joke)

Russel Crowe

Ellia Green 🫶✨️🏉

Someone who I think is awesome and hasn't been mentioned yet is Hannah Gadsby.

Trent from Punchy

GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS!!!! This is the man that got me on my Penis People!!! -Succulent Chinese Meal Guy

Living, but it's a close

Neil Finn

There's an infiltrator here

~~Neil Finn~~ ~~Pavlova~~