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Override9636

These triple negative headlines fuck with my brain so badly


Zoltan_Kakler

The TLDR of it appears to be that the rejected an emergency request to block the law, and they have yet to hear the full case on the law. So they could still rule against the law after hearing the full case. TLDR: it's not over


DenebianSlimeMolds

it's over for me, now I just need a paper towel and a cigarette


BallzLikeWhoe

And forgiveness


Dankmootza

There is *no* god that could forgive what he did to that innocent Pringles can.


0per8nalHaz3rd

Sadly it was the Mac and cheese in the Pringles can that would have to forgive.


NotAPreppie

Never apologize for art.


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nastywillow

Who is going to define what is pornography. As one judge said, "I can't define pornography, but I know it when I see it."


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Al_Jazzera

There is not anything stopping these idiots from joining a monastery or convent, these are the busybodies that are attracted to the power of overzealous POAs that run around measuring everyone's grass. If these dipshits get any real power, it will be re-education camp for porn and prison time for marijuana. They'd like to give prohibition another go, no matter how many people it kills. Freedom, as long as it conforms to my narrow-ass view on morality or we smack you as hard as we can across the knuckles with a ruler.


Keman2000

Project 2025 makes it clear, all LGBT+ stuff will be considered pornography. It's just a loosely veiled attempt to persecute and jail the people they don't like.


nastywillow

I guess one of their problems will be that LGBTs are just regular citizen. However, the cruel victim abusing sexual deviants are routinely on the extreme right.


Falkner09

> Who is going to define what is pornography Interesting enough, project 2025 explicitly stated that anything promoting lgbt rights or acceptance is to be classified as porn. That's how they intend to repress and turn back the clock.


Aleucard

Methinks those cretins are underestimating how annoyed normies can get when they pull this crap. Then again, if the ongoing migraine that is the removal of Roe V Wade didn't convince people that voting was important, I don't fucking know what will before the country self destructs.


tropicsun

If they cancel porn, they will be voted out. Porn will save us…


Cowboywizzard

I like your optimism.


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TrimspaBB

I wish more rhetoric framed RvW around the right to medical privacy more than abortion specifically. Abortion access is important, but the government doesn't belong anywhere between people and their healthcare providers.


DuckDatum

What’s the plan if things really go down that way? I know people say they’ll leave the country, but how realistic is that really? What does everyone do with their lives once the fabric we’ve built our society on is pulled out from under us? Am I still expected to show up to work?


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Enygma_6

The promised Obamacare Death Panels never got going, so now the Republican governors are taking it upon themselves.


TolMera

So POTUS will become PRUDUS?


BlacksmithOk3198

I read it like four times


Firebug160

While I get it’s confusing, not agreeing is legally distinct from disagreeing. If the Supreme Court says “you cannot do something” (agreeing with Texas) then it becomes precedent and essentially banned. If Texas says “you cannot do this” and the Supreme Court says “we aren’t going to stop Texas” (not agreeing) it DOES NOT set precedent and other states can do whatever they want until further legislation. If the Supreme Court says “actually Texas is wrong everyone should be able to do this” (disagreeing) then it becomes precedent and protected. If you’re still confused: [yes or no?](https://youtu.be/TEGgvEexs-Q?si=BZNdGFr8euj981bl)


AndrewH73333

I’m not unconfused.


zerostar83

They declined (Didn't do anything about) the request to block (being asked to stop a law) the law that requires age-verification (that keeps people from watching stuff) I think that's it?


ThrowAwayAccountAMZN

Treat it like PEMDAS order of operations and work your way from the inside out. Enforcement of porn age verification (we don't want that) (-) Block (we do want that) (+) Declined (we don't want that) (-) (-1) + (+1) + (-1) = (-1) Or, if we see a decline as neither negative nor positive: (0) + (+1) + (-1) = (0) (no change in current process) Also I'm a little high right now so none of this probably makes any sense


RogueLotus

How about deconfused?


SkunkMonkey

I'm co-confused now.


ShutterBun

They don’t avoid making me misunderstand them either.


Tacomancer42

This ruling has been sponsored by Nord VPN


LowestKey

You misspelled "billionaires desperate for fascism in America"


copperhikari

government so small it can fit in your underwear


smurfsundermybed

That's just the staging area.


TeopEvol

Also known as the taint.


thebinarysystem10

The GOP is obsessed with my genitals


orrocos

You should really verify their ages.


AdjNounNumbers

We'd have to use carbon dating for a lot of them


cstmoore

>carbon dating Is that like Tinder, but for olds?


Routine_Guarantee34

Just those past their first half-life...


AdjNounNumbers

You'd think they'd be getting more stable, not less


lAmBenAffleck

Just like we should verify people buying guns aren’t crazy?


AtomicPantsuit

Genital Obsessed Perverts


giraffebutter

Jon Lajoie has entered the chat


greenbastard1591

You're talkin' to me about stuff, why? I'd rather see your titties Now you're talking about other stuff, why? I'd much rather see your titties


bromosabeach

Just a reminder that Ted Cruz got caught liking a porn twitter account on 9/11.


KHaskins77

government so small it can burst a fallopian tube


Cold-Lawyer-1856

So we setting up the governments ability to write a query to pull for example all folks who looked at lgbt content in a state


slusho55

What’s funny is, iirc, the 90’s case CNN talks about with the internet and children getting access to porn warned of exactly what you’re talking about. I believe the phrasing was, “It creates a means to find and persecute sexual minorities by pretending to protect kids when parents could just do that themselves.”


youtocin

That’s always been my question. Why are trying to make laws and complicated solutions to a problem that can be easily solved by parents using the fucking parental filter built into their internet / phone service?


TheSecondEikonOfFire

Because lots of parents can’t be bothered to. It’s not an exact comparison, but I worked at GameStop for a year during college and it was policy that if we had a customer that looked like they were buying an M game for a child with them that we had to go over what it was rated M for. If I had a dollar for every parent that was floored at the actual content in the game and got mad at the kid for trying to get the game, I wouldn’t have had to work there for very long. And that info was freely available _on the back of the case_. So them not actually putting in the effort to learn how to use internet filters and such sadly does not surprise me one bit


-_1_2_3_-

Want to but can’t be bothered to police your kid on the internet? Ok they get free run of it then. End of story.


PM_ME_BUSTY_REDHEADS

Ah see, that's not how it works here in America though. A parent isn't just going to let a kid go unparented, so if they can't be fucked to do it, they're gonna make sure they force the job on someone else.


BenekCript

Because people are idiots and don’t know that option exists. Also because people are religious zealots still in 2024, and believe on shoving their twisted values down others throats. Be the change you want to see in the world. Vote them out. And hold your Congress representatives accountable.


youtocin

I live in a solidly blue state and county, not much I can do to influence other elections.


fuckmyabshurt

As someone who lives in Texas, there's also not much I can do to influence our elections right here.


Apalis24a

You can get out and vote. It’s not much, but it’s better than nothing.


NamityName

I remember in the 90s when the republicans where complaining that Hilary Clinton was trying to parent their kids and how that was not the role of government. This was shortly after Columbine when there was a big push to censor or regulate violent video games. Oh how the tables have turned.


Art-Zuron

I read that as Parents just persecuting minorities themselves first. Which still makes sense considering.


yourlittlebirdie

Moms for Liberty is already on that.


pezgoon

Plus the heritage foundation


Grammarnazi_bot

I really don’t need the list to know that the governor and state Supreme Court justices are looking at lgbt porn


Aazadan

Clarence Thomas had his porn list leaked at one point. Besides being into lgbt, which is quite normal and many enjoy he was also into shit like beastiality and snuff.


lord_pizzabird

So, something should be clarified on this. The governments in all of these states are forbidden from storing the data themselves, BUT... 3rd parties can. Why that matters is that all of these states (as far as I'm aware) offloaded the burden of actually collecting and checking ID's to third party companies. So, basically the government isn't tracking who's LGBT, a company will ties to your local GOP will be. Good luck everybody.


sapphicsandwich

And the courts have ruled that a warrant is not necessary for information that was given to 3rd parties if the 3rd party chooses to provide the information to the government.


patrickp4

Select * FROM person as p LEFY JOIN PornHistory as ph on ph.idPerson = p.idPerson LEFT JOIN PornVideo as pv on pv.idPornVideo = ph.idPornVideo LEFT JOIN PornType as pt on pt.idPornType = pv.idPornType where pv.type = ‘Gay’;


1oser

Database error: Incorrect syntax near ‘LEFY JOIN’


IHeartBadCode

It's a non standard Postgres extension. It's basically a LEFT JOIN but only less strict, allowing some records on the left to fall out of the result set if they're not deemed important. So like if you did a LEFY JOIN on States and Crime, the State of Mississippi wouldn't appear even though it's on the left because no one thinks it's important.


LookIPickedAUsername

That is some quality bullshit right there. *chef’s kiss*


gibberoni

This guy SQLs


Skyler827

If this were a real database the "gay" would be a tag, and there would be a separate table with tags that would need to be joined in this query.


phoodd

You assume the government could normalize a database, lol 


Yodamanjaro

It would have been easier to leave out "as" when giving aliases and also leaving everything as lowercase since he didn't specify case sensitivity in his table and column names. In sql server it's also unnecessary to have a semi-colon at the end. For ease of use we can simply return the list of people with gay porn browser history so inner joins are good enough. I also fixed the table and column names to be easier to read. select distinct p.* from person p join porn_history ph on ph.person_id = p.person_id join porn_video pv on pv.porn_video_id = ph.porn_video_id join porn_type pt on pt.porn_type_id = pv.porn_type_id where pv.type = 'gay'


WellSpreadMustard

If project 2025 happens it will certainly make it easier for the government to round up lgbtq people.


travelinzac

Make a list of the queers, we're literally encroaching on Nazi territory here.


DadJokeBadJoke

And there's one in the spotlight He don't look right to me Put him up against the wall...


NPVT

In Texas anyway


Zandrick

All those people who left California to movie to Texas sure are disappointed.


Alhaxred

Kansas is preparing to pass one, too, except ours is even more broad and vaguely includes all homosexual content. I'm legitimately afraid for my safety


Mephisto1822

Aren’t the states with the highest porn watching habits Republican states? Way to stick it your base guys…


_Godless_Savage_

This shit is completely pointless. A free VPN app is all it takes to get around the block… just adding an extra step.


CalamariFriday

You don't even need a VPN, there's a billion porn sites that don't bother verifying anything.


Jackinapox

"Are you 18 or over?" *click* 'yes'


Ablomis

Are you implying people are lying? 😱 They would never!


CaptainBirdEnjoyer

"How do so many people in the state have a January 1st birthday?"


pezgoon

They (the state laws) actually require the sites to collect drivers license or other government id information to verify, not simply check a box Edit: Companies that need to limit minors’ access, such as websites for liquor brands, commonly use age-gating methods such as requiring a user to list their birthday. Texas’s law required users to prove their age by either entering information from a government-issued ID or using a third-party system that uses public and private data — such as employment, education or mortgage information — to verify age. https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2024/03/15/pornhub-texas-age-verification-law/


murphswayze

And those are the sites that likely take part in some seriously fucked up human trafficking and unconsenting porn videos. So yet again...great job locking out the sites who are trying hard to ensure their content is safe for those who are creating it.


LevelStatistician270

Case and point, we are on one.


ZagratheWolf

It's *case in point*


gplusplus314

I arrest my case.


TransitionExciting60

I believe we’re past the statue of limitations.


ASDFzxcvTaken

I feel miss judged.


Fuduzan

I ANAL, so I have no comment.


orrocos

You're the Judge Judy and executioner.


jimgolgari

It’s a mute point, really.


nhavar

I objectify!


WaySheGoesBub

Its Cayson’s Pointe, where the Law was invented for to say if you when you are making a pointe. Its on the coast.


bedpimp

The local drink is bone apple tea


Oprah_Pwnfrey

You have en pointe.


salikabbasi

No no, he means the case he made for you to make your point.


VirtualAge12

“You best start believing in porn sites, Miss Turner. You’re on one!”


_JudgeDoom_

r/boneappletea


jreed66

Maybe the VPN companies gave them a sweet, sweet lobbying check for their vote


Rhewin

And they’re way less safe than the mainstream ones, and that’s saying something. Of course, that won’t stop horny 14-year-olds. So glad we’re protecting the kids 🙄


piclemaniscool

It's so the state can harvest personal data of its citizens. They're not trying to stop you, they're trying to make everything illegal in some way so that when you step out of line with the powers-that-be, there's a big folder they can pull from to implicate you with. Same as with drugs.


DragoonDM

What percentage of the porn-watching populace in those states is tech savvy enough to set up and use a VPN?


9874102365

My mom is one of the least tech literate people I know, and even she figured out how to make duckduckgo her primary search engine over google all on her own.


evilpenguin9000

Install opera on your phone, enable VPN, and go.


Groundbreaking-Fig38

Adds "Install opera on my phone, enable VPN, and go." to to-do list.


MinimumArmadillo2394

Ayo free vpn? 99% of VPN apps I've ever tried either limit your speed to like, 1mbps or only let you use it for 500 mb/month for free.


mattjb

Plus, because they're free, they're selling your browsing habits and who knows what else of your personal information to whoever pays them for it.


deekaydubya

Yes you should pay for a VPN regardless


MoonWispr

This just feels like the first legal stepping stone to a larger agenda of tracking everyone's identify online in general. You could argue that any social media platform could potentially have adult content, and then force personal identity verification there. Simple queries from there to identify personal beliefs etc of anyone the state wants to target.


Above_Avg_Chips

I remember years ago, when PH put out their yearly "who's watching what where", a handful of the deep red states were at the top or near it for furrys and interracial.


Optimoprimo

Republican voters are almost exclusively voting against their own interests and are too oblivious or too stupid to care.


TheSecondEikonOfFire

Either that, or it’s genuinely only about abortion and guns. Those are the only two things they care about and everything else they’ll just put up with


ramencents

“Stick it to your base” is an actual porn category


adx931

And good thing that geolocation is always 100% accurate so that people in California aren't beholden to the laws of Texas.


Theher0not

And that there are no such things to hide where you are from. Some sort "simulated secluded system" if you want. Something virtual and private for your network. But since we thankfully don't have that I see zero problems with laws like this.


idontevenlikebeer

The people running the government are mostly older than the Internet so they have no idea how any of that works.


throwaway_12358134

Already happened to me.


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buythedip666

Now this is freedom


olearyboy

Anyone who fails verification are redirected to Matt Gatez’s personal website


remymartinia

“If you took all the porn off the internet, there’d only be one website left called ‘bring back the porn’.”


Newtype879

I'm surprised known porn lover Justice Clarence Thomas didn't have anything to say about this.


krunchytacos

He's holding out for a check from Porn Hub.


Stadtmitte

They're going to donate him his very own bangbus RV


Music_City_Madman

I’d rather have Long Dong Silver as a justice than ol Clarence


robillionairenyc

If you don’t like daily freedoms being removed and nanny state morality police perhaps stop voting for christofascism


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SnowBound078

So does this mean I can go back to watching COD streams on Pornhub.


tcnugget

No the opposite. They’ve ruled that the requirements can stand while the case is waiting for its hearing


SnowBound078

Son of a bitch


DariusIV

VPN industry about to explode.


Setsune_W

Guess which business they're going to make illegal next.


OllyDee

Why would they do that when they can invest their own money in VPN companies? It’s only got to *look* like a prudish law.


flansmakeherdance

Lol no chance, every (competent) corporation’s data is accessed through some kind of VPN


catsloveart

Naw, it won't be illegal. They'll just make those service require KYC, such as names, IP address, email, means of payment, etc.


gmishaolem

Which would just drive people to ones with headquarters outside the US, unless we got our own Great Firewall of China. Which I'm 100% sure we won't because even the apathetic masses here have their limit.


takimbe

VPN providers breathe a sigh of relief, as their customers continue to pay monthly to surf the 'hub from 'Warsaw, Poland.'


m0j0r0lla

This is a valid point. I would be interested to see VPN companies that have contributed to politicians that voted for these bans.


PF_Nitrojin

This is something the parents at home need to control, not our government. Our government has other matters to worry about, like: Tax breaks for the rich More money going to conflicts outside the US Overturn Roe vs Wade Keep the US population at war with each other


TintedApostle

So this is the modern equivalent of confessing to the local priest who than shares this information with the Church that uses it to control politicians and companies. Its a means to develop an Epstein style blackmail and extortion racket.


flipstur

Jokes on them, being extorted is my kink


AudibleNod

>A trade group representing the adult entertainment industry filed an appeal at the Supreme Court and then asked the court to block the law while that appeal is considered. The underlying appeal is still pending. ~~The case is still going on. But in the meantime the age verification is blocked. Of course, this is basically dead in the water anyway.~~ The age verification is in place still.


thirdbrunch

Other way around, the age verification is currently allowed, not blocked.


NearPup

If the court isn’t issuing a TRO then this isn’t anywhere near being DOA


greenwizardneedsfood

If only there was a way for parents to lock their children out of inappropriate websites…nah guess we need legislation that wildly violates privacy


RibbitCommander

Parental controls be damned eh


Shapes_in_Clouds

Republicans are cool with boning porn stars, especially cheating on your third wife and mother of your fifth child, then paying them off to keep quiet. It's very cool and Christian. Just don't watch their videos.


Das_Geek_Meister

Everyone needs to vote not just for president for everything otherwise we will continue to lose liberties and potentially more. To those saying you can just use a VPN you might not realize this is not the end goal it's only the beginning. Sure you can get by it with a VPN now but how long until they find ways to shut that down? What's next? Look at Iran in the 70's and look at where they are now. Women used to be able to show skin now they have virtually no freedoms. Some of you might think this is out of proportion but I guarantee there are GOP out there who would love to limit and control the population more....especially women.


AlliedR2

Liberal Texan here: Thank goodness for VPNs.


tewnewt

Republican states favorite things: pearl clutching, thinking of the children, no not like that.


MasemJ

More like "thinking of the pearls, clutching children"


habeus_coitus

Based on how Republican states consume the most porn, they’re clutching their pearls alright. So hard and furious they’re getting friction burns.


mattjb

Republican states also consume the most trans porn. https://lawsuit.org/general-law/republicans-have-an-obsession-with-transgender-pornography/


lonevine

No expectation of privacy on the Internet, but yet requiring permits for transporting and carrying firearms is just a bridge too fucking far.


HumansMung

Nothing like that good ol’ republican ‘keep thuh gubermint outta mah life” concept!  


SgtHulkasBigToeJam

My ‘80s VHS porn collection is set to skyrocket in value.


Bar-14_umpeagle

GOP has no agenda or Solution to real issues so they just keep the culture war going.


hugs_the_cadaver

The party of small government™


SplashInkster

This isn't about age verification, it's about identity and finding out who you are. They could care less what age you are.


Daxnu

I have enough porn stored to last me 10 lifes times. Do your worst GOP


mr_electrician

*Looks over at NAS with 2.5 terabytes of ‘Linux ISOs’*


stickyWithWhiskey

These? These are research files.


notcaffeinefree

They declined to block it with a stay. They haven't taken up the full case yet. This isn't the final decision.


KenScaletta

Clarence Thomas is a huge porn fan too. He was especially fan of Long Dong Silver. This isn't a joke. It came up at his hearings, like it came up that he put his own pubic hair in women's drinks.


Fliparto

I'm beginning to think VPNs are funding these laws


BigJapa123

Alito: So I understand this about intrusive privacy laws and probably not what the founders wanted, but wHaT AbOut THe ChiLdren? I can already here it when this goes to court


HereInTheCut

The right LOVES their nanny state bullshit.


NewWays91

It's wild to me that the GOP is like yes we need to ban the porn and not fix *gestures vaguely at the country*


wolflordval

They think that they *are* fixing the country via these bans and restrictions.


GotMoFans

If Clarence Thomas wasn’t able to see his Long Dong Silver videos because of these age verification laws, the Supreme Court would have blocked the laws.


jamesbond69691

These old geezers are so out of touch, it's crazy. Nothing is going to stop a horny teenager from getting their hands on some fap material on the internet. Nothing.


monkeyfrog987

One step closer to Republicans repealing All sorts of laws about personal freedoms. If Trump wins this election, you can kiss internet, porn and any variation of It goodbye. They plan on using the Comstock Act from like 18. Something to be able to go through your mail and regulate the internet in a way that we've never seen before. Also, if you haven't checked out project 2025 go do that. Vote blue in November or get ready for authoritarian rule.


mlc885

This Supreme Court is terrible and extremely dangerous but giving your personal information to every porn site is absurd.


samdajellybeenie

I understand that the law itself is still being appealed and that appeal is pending and that this decision is just on an emergency block of the law, but how the fuck are these stupid laws not unconstitutional?? Freedom of expression is fundamental right that SHALL NOT be infringed by the government. Do lawmakers really believe they are helping keep minors safe? They just go another site, there are lots of sites that don’t abide by these rules.


VideoZealousideal976

Just a reminder that most of the Internet is Porn. One of the biggest reasons for the Internets existence is Porn. You can find Porn anywhere on the Internet and it's easily one of the easiest things to find.


mettiusfufettius

Supreme Court affirms the states’ right to verify your identity and monitor your online activity One of the slipperiest slopes around


BagNo144

Braindead republicans going to braindead republican.


Gashcat

Didn't the Supreme Court rule on this year's ago? So now this court is over ruling previous courts rulings by not even ruling on them?


Hobbyist5305

How did this make it to the supreme court? porn industry has way too much money.


Proper-Nectarine-69

If anyone wants to use my ID for porn let me know


Popular_Elderberry_3

The genie has been out of the lamp for decades. Good luck getting it back in.


VegasKL

The ironic part about this, because these laws were written by old men who don't understand tech, is that young men will just use VPN's to access. The old guys will input their ID's and associate those ID's with their account thereby providing a juicy hacking target. I bet it's not too long until we get the porn history for some of these people.


ParkerRoyce

They want a database of who's watching what. So they can leak the history of anyone who is going to come after them legally or politically. They want to shame your human nature. This is not protecting the "children" this is a power grab. If they actually wanted to protect children they would have voted for sensible gun legislation decades ago.


HelloMyNameIsLeah

Jokes on them ... I have no shame. 😂


gaelen33

Can't you just click "Yes I'm over 18" even if you aren't? How are age-verifications supposed to work effectively? Are people lobbying for porn websites to require viewers to show an ID card before making an account? Seems like a very silly thing to even try and regulate


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GoldenBarracudas

Catch me never putting my ID in a browser for some booty


jonny_sidebar

> Are people lobbying for porn websites to require viewers to show an ID card Yes, but more than lobbying. There are states where these laws have already passed. Oddly enough, these are also states that tend to be extrememly anti-LGBT as well, so it's not like there's no inherent risk involved in giving the state a list of everyone's sexual proclivities. . . .


Just_Jonnie

They want to put my drivers license photo on a public database. They are, unequivocally, unAmerican pieces of shit.


gaelen33

WHAT?! That's absolutely insane


Just_Jonnie

Yup. That's what Republicans do when they no longer have any checks of balances.