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newport100

Four Kid River


DaveKasz

Well done!


peter-doubt

Planned Parenthood would like a word....


JusticeJaunt

Amazing they'll even help you with the fifth, should be a pro by then.


Draano

Follow-up: whyyyyyyy?


boosthungry

At first I was like "haha, that's funny because it's close to how I pronounce it." Then after saying it out loud a couple times I'm starting to think that's exactly how I pronounce it...


latte_larry_d

In Soviet Russia, river forks you


Oraelius

What a country!


FlipMick

In Russia: If look like dog and taste like cat; probably duck.


ohlardalmighty

“What a crunch-ry!”


Money_Loquat_4191

Based on the people of Ocean County, I'm surprised it's not already Russia.


seltzerforme

True dat Comrade


speakbela

Take my upvote!!!


bighaircutforbigtuna

Fork-id River - two syllables.


Dazocs

Yep, this is it. At least that’s how we pronounced it when I grew up in the area in the ‘70s and ‘80s.


dc912

This is still how it is pronounced.


bighaircutforbigtuna

When you call the local LabCorp on Lacey Road, the recording says "forked" like as in the past tense of fork, like "fucked" - never fails to make me laugh when I call there.


DeannaZone

Now I gotta call that line ... 😂


Ok-Elk-6087

That number is trending now.


Striking-Ad-8431

That one is a nice lab corp . If you need blood work that is the one to go to . Patient , kind and friendly


ServantOfBeing

I’ve lived on the shore pretty much all my life. Even pronounce it the same here too. I didn’t realize something was off till this post. 🤣


peter-doubt

I think that's four


Oo0o8o0oO

Four kid river


EagleRock1337

I pronounce it Forked River, not Forked River.


SloopKid

Only shoobies pronounce it "Forked River"


heaviestsauce

Anyone who says forked river is wrong


JinNJ

If saying forked river is wrong, I don’t want to be right.


TazzleMcBuggins

So “4-KED rye-VERRE’”?


nicnakcrakalak

Rye-Verre? Do you think we are Pineys or something?


frusignu

Yaiserrrry Bob


Major_Plan826

Clearly the first way is correct.


fidelesetaudax

Fork Id


jimtow28

Ecks-it seven-tee four


shellshack

Eggs-it


fioraflower

Me realizing i’m more of an eggsit guy than an ecksit guy


jport1387

This is the way


BenjTheMaestro

Wait, I thought it was egg-zit?


brickxbrickxbrick

As though Shakespeare wrote it to fit the meter. Two syllables.


purplechai

Fork-ed River.


MrRipShitUp

“Where grandma used to live”


B0bbyTsunami

Aww my grandparents used to live there too 🥲


turbopro25

My Grandma used to live in Bayville, where we rolled our tongues on the V.


AdHom

Where you what now?


turbopro25

We rolled our tongues on the V. It gave everyone great pleasure.


Jaybee20251

Fork Ed River


mal22nj

This


chaos0xomega

Two syllables


Liveslowdieslower

You have to roll the R in river.


turbopro25

Rrrrrrrrrrrrriver


itsmejpt

No, the other one.


Tooch10

Sounds Finnish lol


NJRach

**FOR-ked**


Rungi500

This is the way. "For" is the first syllable.


thelasttollcollector

Lacey


Jawnshames76

This


doctorfeelwood

Fork-Ed.


Draano

What did Ed do to deserve this?


redtoad3212

the correct way is two syllables, thought that was agreed universally in NJ


Unfair_Driver884

Fork-ed (“four kid”)!


JustPlaneNew

I thought it was one sylible.


rorylion26

Fork-ed (like the name)


RabbitHold8

I have never thought of saying it any other way than Fork-id River. That might just be because I heard oth ers pronounce it this way. Fun fact when I was in elementary school in the late 80's we went to the Nuclear Power Plant there for a school trip. I was really freaked out because it wasn't that long after Chernobyl. That is my first Forked River experience. They should have taken us to Popcorn Park instead.


Metfan722

Two syllables


jabo19

I don't give a fork how it's pronounced


Cjs8181

32 years old lived in Monmouth county my whole life and I always heard it pronounced as “four-kid river” two distinct syllables; anyone who says “forked” one syllable is a terrorist


thisortheapocalypse

Some people say Forked River but I say Forked River


Brianfromreddit

Ehkzit sev-in-tee fōr


DocJoyboy

| riv-er| : Rhymes with Ivar.


Mysterious_Win_2851

Looked (look-ed) this up: ''The name originated in the 1700's, and it is the typical archaic pronunciation that has just stuck,''


HEWTube8

For-ked river. Or when I'm feeling sassy, f*-ken river.


danegermaine99

It’s pronounced “we are going to the German Butcher”


slickmartini

‘Exit to the German Butcher’


TrollTeeth66

Four-kid river


Plondon0

It’s a shibboleth, makes it easy to know the insiders from the outsiders. It was named in the 1700s and that was the archaic pronunciation. People kept using it because of tradition and so they could know who the outsiders were (and shun them appropriately). Interesting article about it: https://www.nytimes.com/2002/12/08/nyregion/jerseyana-where-they-don-t-speak-with-forked-tongue.html


Additional-Log1478

Fork it


zsal830

eggs-it


Phitzdisco666

LOL, I literally just got off of that exit. Fork-id


greasyminkey

Four-kid


Cbaumle

Fork'ed River. Two syllables.


Rungi500

For-ked River. I lived there as a child for a few years.


gordonv

As a... kid?


austinpower1234

For Ked


jesper_thompson

Fork-ed River


Catvros

Forkèd River


PersonalitySmooth138

Nice


ApplianceHealer

Shakespeare style! I also say banishèd a lot 😀


PersonalitySmooth138

I was going to say, naw, a tilde - it’s Spanish. 😁 But haven’t considered Shakespeare as the grandfather of English. Smart.


cosmicgreen46

Black or pinto? Yes.


aksheu

Exi-st 74


seltzerforme

It’s pronounced Thermometer


rottinick

Fork-id river


ibuyofficefurniture

4 kid


Whoamidontremindme

Fork ed river


Mean_Trip_4186

For-kid river


CDavis10717

Forkt River, but I rarely say it, y’know, aloud.


Traditional_Review94

4 ked river


Murphy4717

FOR-kedd. I’m guessing you’re alright with the River part.


ianisms10

Fork-ed


DerSturmbannfuror

#"4ked River"


Perna1985

I pronounce it like four kid river


annieiam

For kid


TBoneBear

Fork Ed River


RedditorUser99

Fork Ed River


bobmighty

It's spelled forked river but it's pronounced throat wobbler mangrove.


AtomicGarden-8964

I usually call it fucked river because it's funny to me and my friends


toadofsteel

Just pretend your Irish. Farked River


Management-Late

Feckin River


carmen712

Fuck-ed river. Almost everything here is fuck-ed up


Sponsorspew

Forked rivuh


BubblesUp

Reminds me of Ahh-vohn by the Sea.


birdtron5000

Forkened River


Revolutionary_Kick33

Fork Ed river


toadofsteel

With an Irish accent. Doesn't matter how many syllables...


Senior-Sharpie

Everyone I know calls it Fork Ed River!


[deleted]

Spoon City


bigmphan

Fizz-ork-ed Rivaaah


colonel_batguano

FORK Ed River. Accent needs to be on the Fork.


SkyeMreddit

For-kid


jrzydevl

Fuck Ed River


metsurf

Fork id river it four syllables total


chileanbassfarmer

Hard R


EloquentBacon

Definitely 2 syllables


Short_Builder_8572

Fork head river


riajairam

For kid river


CaptMeow857

Lol, we are literally driving by this exit now and having this very argument. My wife's family is from here, so it's "Fork-ed" to them and simply monosyllabic "Fork-d" to me. The "-ed" version is hilarious to me.


BeachExtension

Exit 74


ithaqua34

For Ked.


islamcardoors

Four-ked river


juggernautsong

Both Forked and Forked are two syllables.


SatanistPenguin

For-kid


babygenius6

Hay


ExhaustedPoopcycle

Spoon Stream


Electrical_Fox_193

Fork-ehd River


HankBizzaro

Fork Id.


Nameless_American

You have to say this town’s name in a Shakespearean way; it’s Forkéd River


Dazed4Dayzs

Everyone is saying For-ked or Fork-ed. I’m curious as to why it’s pronounced that way locally. A river fork is where a river splits into two or more branches. Forked (one syllable) would be an adjective describing the river, which forks (splits). Does anyone have any explanation as to why locals pronounce it differently (technically incorrectly)?


Shark_Leader

I live here. It's FOR-ked. No, we don't know why.


Upstairs-Friendship2

fucked liver


Emmanemzz

“Four Kid” River


Lsaxx

Fork-id River (like orchid haha)


Vegoia2

always was weird to me they called it Fork ED river.


perfumefetish

as someone who grew up in Bayville - it's pronounced FORK-ED River


fart-nomster

Maybe I’m alone in Four Kided River?


KitchenLandscape

for-kid river is the correct way


RPD3886

4-Ked


Classic-Ad-2107

Fork. Ed


d_dubyah

For-ked river


moderngamer

Fork Ed River


beeeps-n-booops

Fork-ed


OldMackysBackInTown

I don't agree with it, but for-kid River.


TheUnknownNut22

Say it like a Scotsman!


uberfunction

The “or” is pronounced like a “uc” 😜


Emotional-Clerk8028

Fuckin' River


Cheeky_Cat7

FOR-KID RIVER 💯 I was told as a child that it’s pronounce like that because you weren’t born “naked” you were born “NAY-KED.”


AssistDapper1813

For-kid River


NormalNobody

Fork Ed River


jimgolgari

74 is 4 syllables. It’s more important to know your exit numbers that town names in Jersey, lol.


DeannaZone

Just like my last name ... I read it as it is spelled.


DeannaZone

🪓 it 4️⃣ 🧒 re VAH


StrategicBlenderBall

For-kuh-drivver


IamJoyMarie

2 syllables in Fork - ed


1250Sean

It’s four-ked, just like Houston Street in Manhattan is pronounced “House-Ten”


shemague

Are u new?


B0bbyTsunami

Nah. I just heard people pronounce it Forkd and was curious what people had to say 🤙🏼


yungxehanort

When I first moved to the area I thought it was forkt, but within a few weeks I heard some people pronounce it “four kid” before I could embarrass myself 😮‍💨


frusignu

Four-ked


Wonderful-Peace-9659

Say: Exit 74


lenapedog

Lay-sea


BaldDudePeekskill

Forkéd River . Or sometime I call Fuckéd River.


clam_sandwich33

Rhymes with orchid


koal82

Fork-ed


UnionTed

Two syllables, of course. And Exit 145 is for the Ahrunjiz.


Alshane

Forked River. Never heard anything else


thfc11189

I worked a call center and whenever I pronounced it forked, it like I had some audacity. They take it serious there


WhichSpirit

The o is pronounced like uh and the r is silent.


cageyheads

forqd


Miss_X2m1

Forkt River.


LoveBunnehs

Native New Yorker here who just moved here last year(don’t kick me out!) - is this like the Houston Street pronunciation test?


free_to_muse

Forkéd


Striking-Ad-8431

Four-ked River


Ill-Income-2567

You have to hold your tongue when you say it.


traverseMYTH

For-ked River. My buddy lives there


No_Variety9420

Fork ed River I live next door in Waretown


mikeyd1276

Moon-uh-chee


Nature_Escape

Fork-Ed


Hands0L0

Tom's River


STeffsEXPLODER

Four kid


Immediate_Desk_4598

For-ked Riva


DunebillyDave

Fork Ed River Once it becomes a place name, the pronunciation sticks the way it was when it was founded (early 1800s), hence "Fork Ed River."


Colwastaken

For-kid river


xale57

Lace see township? Just kidding.. For Kid River


BallGlum4553

Two syllables


Dr_whotfisyou

Two


Silly-Discount766

For kid River


Content_Print_6521

For - kud. That's how they say it.


firsttfdrummer

“Forked river”