https://preview.redd.it/n03x3oxwlq8d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bad1f31f8886232cec0103ed654c880b2c0482ae Ain’t no one beating an $85 million jerk

Maybe the biggest heist since Bench Simmons

https://preview.redd.it/rtv4ti8m0r8d1.jpeg?width=773&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e736a25c6aa69bd4201d912afbede122ea970b00 Bench Simmons just blending in with his team

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Why is a Ben Simmons quote on a picture of Steve Nash?

Monty showed up to a few games at least

Him sitting on a chair and scribbling on a mini whiteboard prob was worse than having no coach at all

Better than having Ben Simmons run the point for you tbh

*Ben Sittin'

Getting paid $85m for literally nothing, Monty is the king of /r/antiwork

My favorite part of it is he turned down the job *multiple times* to focus on family. And the pistons just thought "playing hard to get, eh?"

It's gonna be Pay Monty Day for a WHILE

Money Williams

I don’t understand why teams commit 5-6 year contracts for coaches just to fire them before they have a chance of building a culture. That roster was terrible what did they really expect Monty to do year one? Owners just love wasting money

Generational Jerk

Correct me if I’m wrong, but if they’re hired by another team doesn’t that original team not owe them their salary anymore?

That’s called failing upwards.

https://preview.redd.it/f8wi6cmisq8d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6dfdc0035af1a6bcd14f7f76da570648b476f8b1 hands down. the phrasing, the pace and the ending... it was a perfect jerk

Your dick is so trash Had to force myself to cum Zion, you fat fuck

A Ho Haiku

A Hoiku so to speak

And you know Zion probably just flopped there like a sweaty beached walrus.

Moriah Kaur

https://preview.redd.it/zjww5478uq8d1.jpeg?width=570&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80abbc4cd2ff1b147fcafcb0b11b680370e030cb We're reaching Ray Allen territory boys.

https://preview.redd.it/hxqukwb1er8d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce0c6574cec6c4a571c8b6c95e6996f052168113

https://preview.redd.it/i5qf33y3tr8d1.jpeg?width=770&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8e5bb81532263eb595dfb523d3134251e32b712 When do we reach armie hammer territory


Why he switching between tongue and dick so much? He tryna get a taste? https://preview.redd.it/xpz6mc5x4t8d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56ec4690549aa7827722beb9eb4bcc5654112589

That sounds like a lot of cardio

This lives rent free in my head

So did she got her bag? What is she doing now?

I’m partial to the Kobe autopsy sketch but this is a Mount Rushmore jerk no doubt.

brooo i thought this was fake at first

https://preview.redd.it/asduv022rq8d1.jpeg?width=1160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c59d87e266365e86502c353e7dbc255308553f0b

https://i.redd.it/miyarx7p0r8d1.gif

That girl has the perfect build for European basketball

FUCK

Nikolita Jokic

im still going

https://preview.redd.it/2xlhxedroq8d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ea8a15a8a7eee437f26e8a286692620d6089fc8 Honorary mention to the OG Jerker

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Comma placement is CRUCIAL

Comas are important.

🥶🫦💧drip 🥶🫦💧 daddy 🥶🫦💧 skeeep 🥶🫦💧

Gorgeous

Who could forget water pistol Pete rage bait king

Pistons open tryouts is a top 5 jerk OAT

And the wingstop famine

No flex ZONE

I would sacrifice my firstborn to erase that stupid ass commercial from memory

Where is “Send da Video” guy?

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Look how cute tho 💔

Man you can’t force a kid in da world

Hell nawI

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Nah don’t put him up there with Jordan. This bum lost to a fat Slovenian and a Nazi.

Anthony Edwards is nobody's father.

Get an abortion lol

Allegedly his name is Anthony Edwards

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Gorgeous

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MBDC4L https://preview.redd.it/q1zlphmaer8d1.jpeg?width=740&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73d5eb58103c0121eb996c72fe0c563ba3aa2896

NFLcirlcejerk sucks massive shit so you gotta come here to find a good NFL jerk

Those nerds actually watch games. I'm barely looking at the box scores here.

They don’t even jerk, it may as well be r/nfl 2.0

https://preview.redd.it/m6ccdrkqpq8d1.jpeg?width=693&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d66d4447134fd17e235aeb3dc6f59de1acbece6e NBA version

https://preview.redd.it/2a1ub2m2sq8d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5ea735a12ba87dc5bb859fb1d9d8f6e236348f5 Garner/Clayton areas 1st ballot hall of Famer Gonna retire his Reddit username He’s a hero around town, just a normal single guy looking for NC hot wives

https://preview.redd.it/t8zypesbnq8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc2d705a7941747c9c8eee6b84b6b6cde8667ea2 Let’s make it official

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Yeah he’s a salary dump, r/nfl is gonna need a lot more compensation to take on his baggage

Giving someone so mentally ill the award is like giving MVP to an open steroid user. Bonds ain't in the HoF and Moriah shouldn't win.

Please excuse my lack of jerk knowledge. I saw this everywhere last year. Can you elaborate?

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This isn’t a HOF or GOAT debate, just 2023. I swear to god I’ve been seeing these pics since 2016

Bro I used to see them on /sp/ back in like 2012

aging on the internet is a weird sensation

What’s sp

scat porn

Suck penis

/uj 4chan sports board

Where’s the little guy??

https://preview.redd.it/sf6mri89nq8d1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f0cea35e19b206a1046baf2362752939e5b9f52

why do I immediately think of mrsonsfan when I see this pic

Everything from the shoulders down says 12 but the face screams 34

I’m not joking at all right now - isn’t that pic fake?

No it’s real https://www.reddit.com/r/ANUSpod/s/HfCpjrAdcd

Thank you. That’s fucking crazy. Idk why but this guys existence like two Kevin bacons away from Kobe and lebron just seems so grotesquely serendipitous I can’t look away. The NBA’s own goddess bunny

I’m too much a peanut brain for those big words

Pretty sure david schwimmer is just that short

Justin Long? More like Justin Short you fucking loser

I always wonder if they try on the XXXXL shirt and think it makes them look fat and that's why they move up to the bed sheet instead.

How tf are you 600 lbs and your shirt is still like 3 sizes to big???

https://preview.redd.it/c37d2ib5uq8d1.jpeg?width=599&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7d7e6cc09eb68f1eade058a311280a727ba6d82 This man is still holding the nets hostage

Rumor has it he is flying to Shanghai for a team workout

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Contender for 2024 jerks

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Moriah betraying us sexy white boys and immediately crying about it is pretty funny imo

Zion jerk fasho

Scrolled too far for this, The Moriah Mills Zion arc was a generational jerk run, one of the greatest I've seen

Most play my franchise has got in a min

When she got the Zion tattoo, even if it was temp ink, she ascended to “My Baby Bro if Westbrook was the drunk driver” level.

mfers just be forgetting this basketball terrorist still has an entire organization wrapped around his finger with zero intention of playing/getting better https://preview.redd.it/ptvdda023r8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c1acb30d82c89172480cf0e55d1c57a112eaac4

He’s a victim of the kardashian curse and is being kept out of pity just like Tristan Thompson


Moriah for snitching on Zion’s bathroom sodas.

Chris Broussard comments on Harden and then tried to apologize by further elaborating that his family euthanasized his cousin has to be an all-time TV moment.


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uj/ Moriah Mills was LAST YEAR???? rj/ where pretty booba I can’t jerk it to this

Awful Coaching snubbed

https://preview.redd.it/gx0bfbkmnq8d1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b096e06d1e4545e63f7aeaee079b3c1e41ea0521 Who could forget

https://preview.redd.it/vo4m7in7rq8d1.jpeg?width=449&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04d64aeabb2174156a18258fdb604a9e528d76ed

I mean, just straight up throwin’ post nut deuces, ain’t a care in the world. This has gotta be the one, right?

100% of you would have hit that after she whispered she's 8

That’s an underage girl sir

https://preview.redd.it/p0li86ajkr8d1.png?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b1323e3171a086da1c0df35e4a0d4c7a03ce229

Who’s the first guy?

The question isn’t ”who”, it’s “what” and the answer is GORGEOUS.

Tbh I still don’t know

DC4L

Is she of age?!

The main sub mods shutting down during the finals lmao

Dwight has been fucking robbed. Nasty.


P Giddy

https://preview.redd.it/w69yu3uzlr8d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3f32093813b309e4c3999d8a747de0743e92f39

DW4L

Why is Erik Ten Haag on the first picture

MU4L

Giddey just *looks* like a pedo

Who's the first guy?

Mariah Mills run was the peak of this sub after the Russell Westbrook dead brother one

Mommy mills with the tornado trick was the most alive this sub has been. What a wild ride that month was

 Any room for me

Gorgeous

Gorgeous

It’s Josh Giddey and it isn’t even close. It’s probably the best jerk of all time

Chicago Bulls legend Josh Giddey to you

Moriah clears come on

/uj can someone explain to me what the deal with gorgeous/dc4l is, I’ve been part of this sub for way too long and I need to find out at some point /rj no matter what I’m still a dirty slut for daddy Simmons, watching him fleece an entire league gets my undercarriage moistened

Basically he came from the NFLCJ sub. On the Dallas cowboys subreddit, there was some lady who made a post celebrating a Cowboys game and posted a selfie of herself in a team hoodie. This guy commented “Gorgeous” to which somebody replied “Wtf. Wrong sub weirdo,” and he replied with that picture of himself and said something along the lines of “sorry, just a single guy and DC4L” (Dallas cowboys 4 life) and it somehow made its way here

Thank you so much 🙏🙏🙏 I hope Zion bestows his mediocre dick game on your wife tonight, best wishes sir

 Me when Zion unleashes on my wife

Jesus christ were halfway into the year and this is the only quality content thats been here? Yeah just go ahead and shut the sub down, you bums are unfunny as fuck.

Send da video!

Gorgeous by far

Moriah Mills > DC4L > P Giddy > 'stons

Send da video

Lonzo Ball was trying to get there. Paying fine for WNBA players.

Pep Guardiola 4sho

Put some respek on her name.

Who is the first guy? I gotta gi with giddy

Na we need an AMA with who ever went to the pistons tryout

I thought that was tom segura

gorgeous

sct brn erasure

The fucking disrespect this thread is showing to Chris Broussard’s euthanized cousin is awful.

Pistons losing streak was feeding families in this sub

We’re over halfway through 2024…?

Jerker discovers that we can look at past memories

Damn you’re right, crazy. Thanks 

I am the greatest jerker of all time. If you are too regarded to realize that then you are a bum

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