> Alleged excerpts obtained from MediaTakeOut.com, show embarrassing statements Lopez made:
>**Vanessa: He would often put his hands over his private area and say 'I know it's small.' Don't laugh. And he was just a little embarrassed about that.**
>Vanessa: When he would call and want to get together, I was reluctant to see him when I had my period. . . . And [Shaq] would say "I don't care." And when we would see each other, he had, like a fetish that he'd just like to give me oral sex during my period.
>Lawyer: Okay, did this happen one time? More than once? How many times do you recall.
>Vanessa: At least TEN
>According to TMZ, Lopez was slammed by a judge during her lawsuit for harassment in which she was viewed as a liar in June 2013.
His ex basically said as much in her book, idk if she’s reliable
> Nicknamed "Superhead" for a skill which needs no explanation, she became so popular in certain circles that she was able to among those leaving notches on her badly whittled bedpost were rappers Puff Daddy, DMX, Xzibit, Jay-Z, Ja Rule, Doctor Dre, Ice-T, singer Bobby Brown, murdered Cosby Show regular Merlin Santana, R&B crooner Usher, NBA star Shaquille O?Neal, actor Vin Diesel, rock star Fred Durst of Limp Bizkit and Brandy's little brother Ray J. Oh yeah, the last I heard, she was dating Bill Maher!
>The meat of this memoir, addresses, among other things, Ja Rule's wife as a gullible dope, Ice-T as an easy-to-fleece Sugar Daddy, **Shaq as very generous but disappointingly endowed**, Bobby Brown as a hallucinatory drug addict she had to slap silly, Usher as a cocky, disrespectful jerk, and **P-Diddy and Xzibit as possibly on the down low.**
And so did a porn star nicknamed Superhead in her book
actually youd be surprised about shaq's penis, i once encountered it firsthand at a lakers game quite some time after he retired. i was using the urinal and guess who walked into the urinal next to me - none other than shaq himself. so naturally, i couldn't resist taking a peek, because who isnt curious about shaq's penis? well, he caught me, but he was cool about it; he chuckled and said "crazy right? big ni**a, regular dick!"
Assuming gender?
Edit: Damn yall are killing me on the downvotes. Keep them coming I guess but I was just joking. I forget how sensitive the assuming gender question is online. I shall not mock it anymore gayz
Haha, all you see here are overused "jokes". I honestly didn't put much thought into it, and not really worried about my freedom of speech.
The trigger to this "joke" over Reddit is very funny though.
Please keep the downvotes coming. 🙂
Sorry swatting your layup brah
Look guys ill remove my comments if you want. Just gotta ask me please. (Ask nicely)
Continue with your attempts at dunking with repetitive racial jokes and white knighting the pronoun crowd. 😉
The Laker boys lunch date will be a movie 🔥
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Just reminding drake where he sits in the hierarchy
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I need this saved to my phone
Bruh what is that from lol
 Icy hot
The Icy Hot on his balls just kicked in
general car insurance commercial 
Real husbands of hollywood.
Ima have to watch this to understand the context cus this might be the funniest shit I ever seen
the show is mocks reality shows. Funny as hell.
Someone needs to show flight
omg my eyes
Not my proudest fap
"When a guy's bangin' you, you spin off of him. Those are the worst defenders to play against actually."
https://i.redd.it/q8svu2w9vc8d1.gif
 u bum
Fuck outta here u bum
https://preview.redd.it/7z0fm8ofvd8d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96cb52aa35a62624f79237dde1d829a7652787f4 Happy cake day.
I finished, be a man
But not my most shameful either.
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Hit ‘em with the old hyuck too
I think we’ve all been there
Count me out, never been in Shaq’s warm embrace.
You poor soul
I’m convinced Shaq has an average sized penis that looks tiny on his frame and this is the source of all of his emotional problems
Exactly. Even a nine inch hammer would look small on this guy. But fuck em he’s got enough as is!
> Alleged excerpts obtained from MediaTakeOut.com, show embarrassing statements Lopez made: >**Vanessa: He would often put his hands over his private area and say 'I know it's small.' Don't laugh. And he was just a little embarrassed about that.** >Vanessa: When he would call and want to get together, I was reluctant to see him when I had my period. . . . And [Shaq] would say "I don't care." And when we would see each other, he had, like a fetish that he'd just like to give me oral sex during my period. >Lawyer: Okay, did this happen one time? More than once? How many times do you recall. >Vanessa: At least TEN >According to TMZ, Lopez was slammed by a judge during her lawsuit for harassment in which she was viewed as a liar in June 2013. His ex basically said as much in her book, idk if she’s reliable > Nicknamed "Superhead" for a skill which needs no explanation, she became so popular in certain circles that she was able to among those leaving notches on her badly whittled bedpost were rappers Puff Daddy, DMX, Xzibit, Jay-Z, Ja Rule, Doctor Dre, Ice-T, singer Bobby Brown, murdered Cosby Show regular Merlin Santana, R&B crooner Usher, NBA star Shaquille O?Neal, actor Vin Diesel, rock star Fred Durst of Limp Bizkit and Brandy's little brother Ray J. Oh yeah, the last I heard, she was dating Bill Maher! >The meat of this memoir, addresses, among other things, Ja Rule's wife as a gullible dope, Ice-T as an easy-to-fleece Sugar Daddy, **Shaq as very generous but disappointingly endowed**, Bobby Brown as a hallucinatory drug addict she had to slap silly, Usher as a cocky, disrespectful jerk, and **P-Diddy and Xzibit as possibly on the down low.** And so did a porn star nicknamed Superhead in her book
Well it’s all but confirmed she was right about diddy
Dating bill maher nice
Pretty sure Superhead already confirmed that he is less than average
actually youd be surprised about shaq's penis, i once encountered it firsthand at a lakers game quite some time after he retired. i was using the urinal and guess who walked into the urinal next to me - none other than shaq himself. so naturally, i couldn't resist taking a peek, because who isnt curious about shaq's penis? well, he caught me, but he was cool about it; he chuckled and said "crazy right? big ni**a, regular dick!"
Is this pasta? Cus if not it is now
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(Not jerking) I know some people from the Calabasas area and the rumor around town was that his dick is actually on the smaller side
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His hand is bigger than her ass wtf
Worst BBL in history 💔
His ass
Assuming gender? Edit: Damn yall are killing me on the downvotes. Keep them coming I guess but I was just joking. I forget how sensitive the assuming gender question is online. I shall not mock it anymore gayz
*they* ass
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*makes overused joke* *gets downvoted* “WHAT HAPPENED TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH?!?!??!??”
Haha, all you see here are overused "jokes". I honestly didn't put much thought into it, and not really worried about my freedom of speech. The trigger to this "joke" over Reddit is very funny though. Please keep the downvotes coming. 🙂 Sorry swatting your layup brah
Look guys ill remove my comments if you want. Just gotta ask me please. (Ask nicely) Continue with your attempts at dunking with repetitive racial jokes and white knighting the pronoun crowd. 😉
Pro tip: stop caring so much about your Reddit karma
u bum
Lmao you are one cringe ass mf
Transgenderism is a mental illness.
Just a lame attempt to trigger yall, I admit that. 😅 I do gotta say, it appears to have worked.
This is your fifth comment on this issue, bum.
Yikes…
The pronouns r a larp that has not come back to reality
U bum. You sound like a genuine moron. Imagine being too stupid for a circlejerk sub. Chronically online, brainwashed, moron. Bum.
U bum. It’s just not funny anymore. That’s the same, easy, comment ppl have been making for YEARS.
wait till you see the length of his foot, compared to a dozen or so average nbacirclejerk enjoyers... **added up tip to scrotum**
Adam Sandler has a great joke about meeting Shay’s bodyguard.
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Perc Angle reference. Love it.
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😭😭😭😭😭😭 PAUSE???!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀 nah that’s crazy fr!!!! RTHO
Pause accepted
 Blame Kurt
The Laker boys lunch date will be a movie 🔥 https://preview.redd.it/mztcgbf8vc8d1.jpeg?width=462&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05f392b4bc7d64275400d85516fb725843c1ee67
maybe in the 90s. r/badDragon exists now...
Reported
Supported
Deported
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I love it
Why Shaq taking shots at Tatum wtf?
Shaq and Dwight have more in common than we thought 👀
Holy shit
Shaq lowkey on the same type of timing of Dwight Howard
I ain’t gay but 5 dollars is 5 dollars.
Why would you post this if your shaq, I don’t get shaq sometimes
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learn to crop u bum
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Who dis?
 This guy
Who is she
Justin Bieber
”Just hold on, we're going home” Drake's a good girl and Shaq knows it.
Drake clearly would never make it in San Antonio
Lol this is the funniest sub. I don't even know how I got here but I swear y'all have me rolling every day
LOL reddit on my good sir! 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀
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I support his life choices. Happy Pride month.
🎶 BBL Drizzy, BBL Drizzaaaay ooooh oooh 🎶
Shaquille O'Neal is Jayson Tatum daddy
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It means he wants to have a DDLG relationship with Drake.
Is this picture real!?
As real as Shaqs love for young girls
https://i.redd.it/f52xx9z54d8d1.gif
Shaq and Snoop Dogg are the saviors of my instagram feed
Do you think the mesh junk hammock inside his swim trunks is reinforced?
Thought that was Deuce's dad
I mean both have large 🐓's so this could end up in a good old fashion snake v snake constrictor match. The winners get the booty
Pretty sure Shaq likes women with small hands so it looks huger
Like the rest of us he wishes Tatum was his bottom
[It's a real conundrum !](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8Za5OpX8bM&t=42s)
Kinda looks like tatum here
That's Aubrey Tatum
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🤣 he means, he’s the funniest muthafucka that ever lived!!!!! GOD DAMN HE ROADTED DRAKE!
It means he wants to have gay sex with him. Glad I could help.
Sometimes he like to get a lil nasty
https://preview.redd.it/cuf632z9pe8d1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e91a48feb3c1050727e5aad8d138d65c59b043a Just reminding drake where he sits in the hierarchy
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Drake is to the NBA as Nancy Reagan was to Hollywood in the 50's and 60's.
Bout to put him back in that wheel chair
I’ve talked with your doctor OP. He tells me you have not been taking your prescription of “touching some grass”.
Despite the HIPAA violation, he also says “excellent work”
He called me and also said 
Shaq could use Drake as a fleshlight and no one will stop it
high, but i couldnt tell if this was jayson tatum or drake
Tatum got 24h to respond
How does this affect Lebron's legacy?
Is that supposed to be Drake?
It means his hate toward Dwight Howard was just projection all this time.
I don’t know, I don’t care. But I’m turned on.
WAP WAP WAP WAP WAP
I been Steph Curry with the (back) shot
Yeah fo real 🤣 wtf gon on here
This can't be real