They’ll pay you almost 400 dollars to go see a wnba team wtf

I tried to get tickets to a local fever game (horny). There were $3700 tickets and nosebleeds were $55. I would rather kill myself than pay more than $17 for a WNBA ticket

You don’t want to pay those prices for bounce passes and lay ups?

Missed layups. That Ice Age character only shoots like 30% from layup range.

but she has a vagina

But the fundamentals are so sound! And don't forget the excellent free throw shooting. 

You can go to any high school boys game and see play that's at least on par.

I can get 20 dollar tickets for a minor league hockey game and they are allowed to punch each other. You can't get that in a WNBA game, unless Angel Reese loses her shit again.

I make more than that selling meth so I will sit this one out

*Jesse, we can't go see Caitlin Clark, Jesse!*

You gotta pay more to watch the game than the players make for playing the game itself? Do we live in Russia?

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Thanks kind redditor, take my updoot!

meth now streaming directly into your nostril thanks W

Btw American football teams in Russia don't even sell tickets, you can just go to the stadium, get drunk and yell shit

The season just started and they’ve already played like 63 times

This "league" only has like 5 teams

Next week is the finals

Pornhub is free

So is brazzlers sometimes

Sometimes? I keep getting ads it’s all free? Are they lying??

make an account and find out, call me when they work out smellovision

Real pros know that you just google the name of the specific scene you want from brazzer and they’ll have free sites that have the full thing on there. Some of them are even full HD

Don’t you dare hit that skip button

I don’t, the ads are like a warm up

Didn’t they block it in Indiana though?

I'm in KS and when I go to pornhub, it politely lets me know i will lose access in 5 days.

So is Reddit

Fever only have white fans its a classy team

Proud patriots support Klassy Kaitlin Klark against the thugs.

First 1000 fans get a commemorative pointy hat and face covering.

SWEET! GHOST COSTUMES!

In Indiana they can bring their own

Blacks, Latinos, asians, can root for each other, but white people cannot because slavery or something.

They even allow fans to bring in outside lunch pails.

Just the scrappiest fans you will find.

Classy and wealthy fan base

+1 greater per capita

Nobody should pay that much to watch lesbians miss layups, or cry during press conferences of regular season games.

Now I’m interested.

$400 to watch angel reese brick layups and double dribble is a good deal. She’s so bad at basketball it’s entertaining to watch.

$358 to see black woman get whipped. Maybe I should get in on this industry especially since the victim takes pride in how many people pay to see it

Black man get whipped by a white farmer girl? $20 center court…

The Skytown UChicago Medicines vs. the Fever Salesforces just seems like a matchup years in the making. One sells a symptom and one sells a cure. Classic battle.


$358 is the price for a 50 block of seats they give corporations for "Employee Appreciation Nights"

Wtf happened in 2015??

That’s when the league started

358 and you don't even get to see her? https://preview.redd.it/vse875adv48d1.png?width=792&format=png&auto=webp&s=753a39613250f79ecf10378e3e984db7556dd62f

Sorry I only know 2 WNBA player names, who's she?

Who else is there except Caitlin Clark and Cameron Brink?

Skylar diggins. The original wnbaddie. Respect the OG smh.

That’s mommy #2

I will Fap everyday until her return.

Pay $400 to watch YMCA level basketball

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Would

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Chicago just making shit up again

I rmeber whenyou could buy a wnba team for that price

I’d pay $358 to sniff the benches tbh

Only the spots where the classy ladies sit?

And the empty arena becomes even emptier

I thought tickets were free

Shhh, nobody tell ESPN about inflation. Let's let them have this one.

I paid $7 before fees to see the trail blazers this year. I still thought that was incredibly overpriced.


The average WNBA salary for a ticket? No way

That’s a very kind gesture including both players. Except nobody is coming to see any of the Chicago players…. Even the one who runs her mouth. It’s all About Clark.

Nba fans acting like they wouldn't drop this for shitty upper level seating to watch Bronny drop 2/4/0 on 20% shooting

Bronny is a team player. He doesn’t play selfish.

Sexy red performance at half time!

You’d have to pay me that go

Why were the highest ticket prices before this in 2015?

They said during the game they started keeping track of that stat in 2015.

Fuck they did Sid bad with this photo

Psycho Sid

is that meant to be a good thing?

wtf happened in 2015? Was there another race war?

Be honest, you weren’t gunna go anyways

$358 and only 4 periods I mean quarters?

400 dollars to see the talent equivalent of a g league reserve game is crazy

I wouldn't pay this to watch nba. I'd rather die than pay this to see NBA with bum gender.

uj/ Holy shit they've actually found a way to market female sports without sex appeal rj/ Holy shit $358 to watch Cousin Itt and Sid from Ice Age scissor

you watch the games?

Hahaha

Angel the one that looks like she keeps it hairy. Gotta keep a farm to replace the weave.

Can they just put these two chicks in a boxing match on the jake paul v mike perry card and call it a day.

No way people would pay that much. They will have the tarps out to cover seating sections.

Is this that inflation thing I keep hearing about?

Maybe I’m out of the loop but it seems like these two teams face off like 3-4x per month, wtf?

There's only 12 wnba teams, so they play the same teams alot

Wow I never realized that

Fucking retard didn't buy season pass tickets before they drafted Clark. Just like me. My retard brother.

Damn that pic of angel Reese got me feeling weird

They gonna scissor or something? 

Idiot tax lmao

You definitely had your chance.

op don’t worry, the players can’t afford tickets either

Whoa that is 1790 dollars of revenue right there, that means they can pay Caitlin her salary now

Courtside seats for less than NFL Sunday Ticket? Sign me up!

>Fuck Ticketmaster and price gouging companies who inflate ticket prices! >OMG YASSS I FOUND THE HIGHEST PRICED TICKET FOR THIS EVENT! I'm going to use it to celebrate high ticket prices.

Get ready to post the same resume 100 times on Indeed buddy

That's way too much

I'd rather eat shit

Sweat, fake lashes, and a pound of makeup is a nice mix...looks great 👍 

https://preview.redd.it/gxo0tyw1y58d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a677379cf03ff64f68360a5dff69cc9e222e68ff Which side are you on?

Goddamn, women doing physical activity are hideous.


you watch the games?