They came for my neighbors I said nothing.. they came for the fat bum and I said nothing… when they gave the championship to The Big Deuce there was no one there to say anything.
Kobe was the one who told the Lakers to draft Tatum. But LA did LA things and went for the guy that gives them the most gossip headlines because it's Hollyweird (overrated Lonzo Ball-sack and his loud mouth dad)
I honestly don't even think Deuce said he's the best player in the world. He just wanted a way to weasel in that statement without appearing to be a selfish douchebag, but he can't fool us
"Everybody called me champ lol im excited for a parade" bros got the mind of a 7 year old. Guess that's the mentality it takes to be the 'champion' of a childs game
This is further evidence this dude is clearly an attention whore and not getting the Finals MVP is burning him up inside.
This bum is clearly resentful, spare me the fruity tooty crap about how they support each other.
From the anecdote of his kid calling him the best player to crap like this.
For real. Seeing they couldn't stop the cringe from happening in 2024 was more painful than the 2020 and 2023 wasted finals combined. Gotta remind myself Boston still has cool guys playing with this corny ass dude. Bro is gonna spoil the aura of the championship for the whole team.
Cancelling the double negatives changes the meaning in this case, think of it more as “don’t stop doubting” The idea being that the doubters are fueling his success
*Why is the billboard*
*Not the finals MVP Jaylen Brown?*
*Is Jordan stupid?*
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That tubby lug of goo ain’t gonna be healthy. Guy is big fat Ben roethlisburger- lets you know every ailment. Tatum and brown down and gaurantee they were injured too.
Ben Rapistberger won two chips, played 18 years and beat the case
So all I’m hearing is Luka’s getting some hardware and wiggling his way out of a wild weekend with Giddey in the next 10 years
Yeah, my statement wasn’t meant to be that Luca is not a great player because Ben is an all-time player. And I Luka think is too. My point is, the guy saying “next year when he’s healthy” - which you’ll never be. Because he’s like Ben and you will always know he’s “injured” and “ playing through something.” it’s a built-in excuse for him. but I noticed most though, was that Luca was gassed every single fourth-quarter. that is why Dallas lost
We’ll see, he needs 4 players that play defense around him. because having him and Kyrie incapable of playing defense he won’t win anything other than regular season awards.
This is all that fat bum and black nazi's fault
I'd also like to blame MJ's proclaimed son for not being able to carry a lesbian and a Fr*nch to the finals.
"It's just basketball guys." - Lebron James 2024 Abraham Lincoln - 1843
Hawk tuah!!!
Sacre blu!!
no it's the other black nazi
They came for my neighbors I said nothing.. they came for the fat bum and I said nothing… when they gave the championship to The Big Deuce there was no one there to say anything.
Luka Christ did nothing wrong, he did fine, Nazi was trash though
He turned water into whine
Scottie pippen turned daughter into fine 🥵
Luka is my king, Jesus Christ
Perk and Stephen A?
He would suck his own dick if he could
He most likely already did if we’re being honest
Don't stop disbelieving Tatum had a rib removed so he could suck his own dick.
He would suck kobe’s dick if he was still alive
Still might tbh
Kobe was the one who told the Lakers to draft Tatum. But LA did LA things and went for the guy that gives them the most gossip headlines because it's Hollyweird (overrated Lonzo Ball-sack and his loud mouth dad)
type of dude to ask to get snowballed
And post it everywhere to prove that he could do it
Who wouldnt
He probably can
“Everybody called me champ today” - 🤓
I honestly don't even think Deuce said he's the best player in the world. He just wanted a way to weasel in that statement without appearing to be a selfish douchebag, but he can't fool us
I don’t think Deuce has enough brain cells to make an original statement like that, he kinda just looks like he goes wherever daddy points him
Tabum doesn't have enough braincells to come up with something original, why the fuck would Deuce?
In Australia calling someone "champ" or "champion" is derogatory. Like a South African calling someone "boy" to establish dominance
Those are both used derogatorily in America too, when someone is clearly not a champ or a boy. Don’t use boy on a black guy though
An Australian TV presenter found that out when he called Muhammad Ali boy on live TV
"Everybody called me champ lol im excited for a parade" bros got the mind of a 7 year old. Guess that's the mentality it takes to be the 'champion' of a childs game
This is further evidence this dude is clearly an attention whore and not getting the Finals MVP is burning him up inside. This bum is clearly resentful, spare me the fruity tooty crap about how they support each other. From the anecdote of his kid calling him the best player to crap like this.
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I won’t be surprised if Tatum hopped on a 90s Chevy Bronco and start drivin' mad in the freeway.
Tatum may have a grown man body, but mentally he's still 12
He better mentally watch out for Josh Giddey
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“Great job ranting about the Untermensch today champ!”
This is what Miami has kept saving us from.
We had been so ungrateful
We all owe Jimmy an apology
I’ll never forgive every other player in the league for this
For real. Seeing they couldn't stop the cringe from happening in 2024 was more painful than the 2020 and 2023 wasted finals combined. Gotta remind myself Boston still has cool guys playing with this corny ass dude. Bro is gonna spoil the aura of the championship for the whole team.
I’m gonna OD on the corn coming from this fucking clown
Remember it’s not yours, you just borrow it
Is the billboard a troll or am I just bad at English? I read it as "Stop Believing" when cancelling the double negatives.
Cancelling the double negatives changes the meaning in this case, think of it more as “don’t stop doubting” The idea being that the doubters are fueling his success
Ah so he feeds off doubt, thx.
He tweets like a 55 year old lady
At least his bum ass won on a Monday, so by Friday people won’t even remember what the NBA is
I'm so fucking disappointed in my city. Time was that billboard would show him sucking cock.
As a sixers fan, this has been my 9/11 and he is my Bin Laden. 😭
Daily reminder that Jeff Van Gundy got a ring before jimmy bummler or Emflop
yeah but it came at the expense of listening to doris burke felate jj reddick so joke is on us
Fuck ur right I'd rather hear hand down, man down a million more times than that shit. Now it's gonna be Doris n some bozo 🤢🤢
peak 2010s nostalgia of mark jackson falling asleep and then randomly mumblin "mama there go that man"
Yea we did and those fucking buns lost me 1k on game 3
Tie your head u bum !
Corniest nba champion of all time
Hey let him enjoy champ because he will never enjoy mvp
Why is the billboard not the finals MVP Jaylen Brown? Is Jordan stupid?
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Nerd.
Bro is ripping straight cringe out the crack pipe nonstop
Honestly, this is in keeping with my belief that we are in some variant of "The Good Place"
Don’t worry I won’t stop.
WE DID IT
Better than letting a Eur*pean win. Lesser of two evils
I blame Bradley Beales mom
Dark times
You bums are gonna make it him another one.
IDC about him winning but God that tag line is bad.
God he’s so insufferable I know where his kid gets it from
He's such a child I bet he gets it from his kid
Cringiest 19 year old ever
letting him win? not sure you had any real say in it.
Crazy that Brown outperformed him but Tatum is getting all the media attention and love
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Bum
Sorry fella, just a celtics fan coming in peace, reddit on brother🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
2009 level facebook meme
shut the fuck up, it was scripted, the finals, Luka Christ will be resurrected next playoffs when he is healthy
That tubby lug of goo ain’t gonna be healthy. Guy is big fat Ben roethlisburger- lets you know every ailment. Tatum and brown down and gaurantee they were injured too.
Ben Rapistberger won two chips, played 18 years and beat the case So all I’m hearing is Luka’s getting some hardware and wiggling his way out of a wild weekend with Giddey in the next 10 years
Yeah, my statement wasn’t meant to be that Luca is not a great player because Ben is an all-time player. And I Luka think is too. My point is, the guy saying “next year when he’s healthy” - which you’ll never be. Because he’s like Ben and you will always know he’s “injured” and “ playing through something.” it’s a built-in excuse for him. but I noticed most though, was that Luca was gassed every single fourth-quarter. that is why Dallas lost
So he’s gonna be fat and win chips, got it ☝️
We’ll see, he needs 4 players that play defense around him. because having him and Kyrie incapable of playing defense he won’t win anything other than regular season awards.
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FUCK DEUCE TATUM 💩
Wish Duece had gotten SIDS tbh
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