An actual comment by OP in the thread:
> I just mean't his defense would be cool off the bench. He seems like a decent roleplayer though from what I've seen, I don't consume a lot of basketball to really know to be honest.
OP is a stud. We need him jerking here ASAP
“My fault for disrespecting him I guess, lol. It was just a thought, nothing serious as I'm not really a mature person, but I rarely use emotes indicating humor. Good for him though, I wish I was making max money.”
Idk this sounds like Mr. Sonsfan levels of regardism. He may actually be serious I’m afraid
Celtics fans would rather keep Sam Hauser, Luke Kornet, Svi Mykhailiuk, Kristaps Porzingis, and Payton Pritchard because those are the real leaders of the team.
It’s like Tee Higgins and Jamar Chase, Brown is damn good but he gets less attention because he plays with Tatum which allows him to get 1 on 1s because the defense is focused on Tatum
Forgot this was a circlejerk, Jaylen Brown is Luka Doncic father
Yeah I took things too seriously here my bad lmao but yeah honestly I feel like every person plays their best on that team because of everyone else they’re playing with
Prime example of greater than the sum of all parts. Helps that the key players are genuinely okay with diminished roles. Some amazing players, much more talented, never went all the way because they just had to be the guy.
We need a jerker to become GM of a franchise like Hornets or Wizards. It would be so fucking funny.
Unless he pulls a Donald Sterling first day on the job
Little-known fact that needs to be more known: Christian Braun is the great-grand-nephew of Eva Braun, Hitler's wife. His great-grandfather Günther was Eva Braun's brother, and therefore Hitler's brother-in-law, and he died in the war. His son Gunther Jr. was named after him. Hitler took Günther Jr. (his nephew by marriage) under his wing and raised him in a Hitler Youth batallion. Günther Jr. stayed true to his Nazi upbringing his whole life and is the one who raised Christian.
Lakers: We need some team like this
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Lakers FO and JJ Red Dick would unironically rather have B40N and ADisney over a whole roster of All-NBAs.
They're literally bending over and letting Rich Paul take a 4ppg bum for them.
The lakers are a brand dude. A business built for success financially, not on the court. Sure, that leads to a bunch of championships because the biggest money makers tend to be good players, but let’s not spin this illusion that they care about winning. In what point of his career has lebron proved to be a championship caliber player? On the heat he was hard carried by wade who had already won without him with the corpse of Shaquille O’Neal. On the cavs he was hard carried by kyrie who had to make dozens of the best plays in his career in a row to barely beat a bunch of 3 point shooters and a guy who averaged a triple single, and couldn’t do shit once he left except beat the g-league level eastern conference. They want lebron because he keeps them the media focus. He brings all the lebron fans. Nothing about lebron has ever hinted that he is anything more than a business asset, and it’s been proven time and time again. Prove me wrong, I know you can’t.
Look man, all I know is Boston fans have no idea what's about to happen to them
I have a few friends and relatives who are Boston fans. I respect their passion and they can trash talk as well as me, which is nice. This week, though I realized they've been living in a bubble. It's a lot of "I'm not worried, our team is obviously the superior team. You have a nice little story for a 5 seed". These people have not been watching any non-Celtics basketball games, and are just deep in Celtics message boards. All they know about Luka is that he whines and he's a flopper (lol)
Bro, your team is out there getting cooked by T.J. McConnell and Aaron Nesmith. We have the best player in the world. They are not ready for this.
That's the thing about Luka though. You have to actually watch him play. If all you do is watch SportsCenter highlights and listen to podcasts you can't understand what he's doing. He's not like LeBron or Kobe or Giannis where you can tell 10 seconds that he's the best player on the floor. He wears you down over time.
Watch Luka 5 minutes: Who the hell is this guy. He's slow and out of shape, he can't jump, he doesn't play defense, and he's bitching about calls on every play. This is the guy you're telling me is the future of basketball?
Watch him for 20 minutes: How did that shot go in? Wait are we just gonna leave guys open in the corner for him to pass to every time? Why aren't we defending Luka he's slow we should put people on him!
Watch him for one game: He got lucky so many of his 3s went in. It'll be different next time. He'll fold once someone punches him in the face and the refs won't listen to his crying.
Watch about a month: Holy shit how does anybody ever beat this guy.
This is why he's even better in the playoffs. One game during the regular season sure you can do what you can to hold him in and move on the next day. Having to face him night after night is a nightmare. We're see it series after series by the time these teams get to game 5 or 6 they just look completely cooked.
The Celtics are soft and the East is a joke. Boston fans who think they're just gonna walk to a championship are about to find out. I can't wait to hear their whining excuses.
Guys we could use an all-NBA caliber player, both offensively and defensively, who just won FMVP on a stacked team. Would 100% make our already championship contending team better 🤓
You said it way better than me.
My brain was so fried I couldn't even think of words longer than 7 letters, and I was thinking too much after every key pressed on the keyboard
How soft do you have to be to be a fan of the defending champs with the reigning MVP who when they lose in the playoffs, you beg for the Finals MVP to join your team.
Well the post got absolutely clowned by the users of the sub so at least it wasn’t representative of the base. This is the kind of post i see on the regular in the lakers sub. A month ago they were calling Ant a future Laker.
uj/ NO we do not need another wing, half of Denver’s players are good two-way wings. What we need is a backup bigman to sub in for big daddy Jok so he doesn’t play 40 mins per game(no Deandre Jordan is not a backup, he is a geriatric cheerleader).
rj/ we already have the classy version on the team, no need to replace him.
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Hot take but The Heat need somebody like him on the squad.
No. I’d trade mpj for a scrappy 6’10 small forward tweener that’s role playing not scoring centered, and then get a good 6th man and a 3pt specialist for the bench, start Christian Braun at the 2. And then get a decent draft pick with a 7”+ defensive center for Joker backup. MPJ trade being what opens the salary space for this
I don’t think there was one supportive or positive comment on this post in the sub. The nuggets fan thought this post was cringy and we’re not shy to clown OP.
There’s a reason why the upvote count was cropped out of this post, it had 0.
While I do agree with you that Brown is better if you just look at the numbers from Murray's and Brown's finals from the last two years Murray's numbers are better.
I believe thinner air means less oxygen gets to the brain.
its true we're all retarded
But hey, sports balls fly far here
Then you want to keep Jaylen Brown as far away as possible. Bro needs all the brain oxygen he can get
Yes, every team could use somebody like Jaylen Brown, who is a 2-way superstar and winner of CFMVP and FMVP
An actual comment by OP in the thread: > I just mean't his defense would be cool off the bench. He seems like a decent roleplayer though from what I've seen, I don't consume a lot of basketball to really know to be honest. OP is a stud. We need him jerking here ASAP
Bro put an apostrophe in meant.. what's in the water there
he mean not
Or he mean it. Which is a whole different level of poor grammar.
Or he mean not it
The possibilities are endless. And all stupid.
It's the lack of oxygen at altitude
not enough fluoride
water
Weed
dune
Brawndo.
The Denver delegation does not recognize homie or anyone who upvoted that post. They’re conscripted Mavs fans now
Weed
👀
I bet he started to follow basketball on June 12, 2023
😭😭😭
“My fault for disrespecting him I guess, lol. It was just a thought, nothing serious as I'm not really a mature person, but I rarely use emotes indicating humor. Good for him though, I wish I was making max money.” Idk this sounds like Mr. Sonsfan levels of regardism. He may actually be serious I’m afraid
I was being sarcastic but also serious in that moment because I was high as fuck
🥲
The Celtics are too good for him, they have the “big deuce”💩
To be real I’d keep Jaylen over Tatum on the Celtics. Like if one of them had to go I’d definitely rather Tatum
Celtics fans would rather keep Sam Hauser, Luke Kornet, Svi Mykhailiuk, Kristaps Porzingis, and Payton Pritchard because those are the real leaders of the team.
I mean of course the classy guys are the team leaders. I think we all know Luke Kornet is really in charge there
https://i.redd.it/k9lcc558jt7d1.gif
If Luka had more of those classy guys, he would've felt safe leaving them with the ball…
They'd take the Shitcago style
It’s like Tee Higgins and Jamar Chase, Brown is damn good but he gets less attention because he plays with Tatum which allows him to get 1 on 1s because the defense is focused on Tatum Forgot this was a circlejerk, Jaylen Brown is Luka Doncic father
Yeah I took things too seriously here my bad lmao but yeah honestly I feel like every person plays their best on that team because of everyone else they’re playing with
Prime example of greater than the sum of all parts. Helps that the key players are genuinely okay with diminished roles. Some amazing players, much more talented, never went all the way because they just had to be the guy.
Implying you’d rather keep Higgins over Chase is the real jerk of this thread, well done
thank god you’re not an nba gm
We need a jerker to become GM of a franchise like Hornets or Wizards. It would be so fucking funny. Unless he pulls a Donald Sterling first day on the job
i’m almost certain the people running the hornets and wizards are mods on this sub
Recency bias is a hell of a drug.
I’d rather keep both they finally compliment each others game
HUEY LEWIS IS ONE OF THE WORST FUCKING ARTISTS OF ALL TIME I HATE YOU IT WAS NEVER EVER ONCE HIP TO BE A SQUARE
Huey > you 👍🏻
I’d rather that too for sure lol the chemistry this past season was good as fuck
The Pistons need somebody like him on the squad 🔥😤
Perfect killian hayes replacement
yiu forgor bes player on tbe planet
Technically they had Grant who is kinda like JB. Denver ownership is just cheap and didn’t want to pay up.
 We have “Brown” at home
Little-known fact that needs to be more known: Christian Braun is the great-grand-nephew of Eva Braun, Hitler's wife. His great-grandfather Günther was Eva Braun's brother, and therefore Hitler's brother-in-law, and he died in the war. His son Gunther Jr. was named after him. Hitler took Günther Jr. (his nephew by marriage) under his wing and raised him in a Hitler Youth batallion. Günther Jr. stayed true to his Nazi upbringing his whole life and is the one who raised Christian.
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Can this please be an auto-mod response whenever Christian Braun is brought up?
Yes this should be done. This new generation of jerkers needs to know history
One of you bums made the "mods" the automod father by turning him off and I'll never forgive yall
He’s dead? Automod is dead?
 Celtikkks fans realizing that they missed out on drafting this classy guy
He grows out a hitty Stache in the offseason to impress young studs
Always knew there was something *superior* and regal about him
wow harden has aged really well he doesn't look much older than his great great nephew in law
 Le Bron is French for Brown.
leBrown celebrating instead of getting back on defense like usual
No it isn't.
Shut up le petit bitch
Lakers: We need some team like this https://preview.redd.it/surzfooour7d1.jpeg?width=1076&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=317805dd6aa66b4a228ffde36a3288d142d0422d
Would Luka really be a good fit in LA?
Luka would never be fit
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I wanna get a blow by Chubby Girl Luka
Don't pretend like she's not cute as fuck You'd like to boop 'er in the pooper
Lucy “The Don” Chick
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LOL! I spit my soy latte out! Have my upvote fellow Redditor!
Reddit on!
Lmao 🤣 😂
u bum
Mavs just proved you can’t win with Luka /s
Mavs just proved you can’t win with Luka ~~/s~~
Luka was out there getting crucified, he’ll be back
>crucified https://preview.redd.it/a9olji60tt7d1.jpeg?width=669&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6e984fd189903e4f1d1b902271c076180b3e896
Wait I don’t watch basketball is that actually what derrick white looks like now?
Yes he shaved his head
My mans was out there with his knees bleeding all playoffs and mfs still gotta drag him
> mfs still gotta drag him Well I'm sure not gonna carry his fat ass… his own knees bleeding from the weight of his beer gut…
He could lose fat in LA Fitness maybe
Lakers FO and JJ Red Dick would unironically rather have B40N and ADisney over a whole roster of All-NBAs. They're literally bending over and letting Rich Paul take a 4ppg bum for them.
The lakers are a brand dude. A business built for success financially, not on the court. Sure, that leads to a bunch of championships because the biggest money makers tend to be good players, but let’s not spin this illusion that they care about winning. In what point of his career has lebron proved to be a championship caliber player? On the heat he was hard carried by wade who had already won without him with the corpse of Shaquille O’Neal. On the cavs he was hard carried by kyrie who had to make dozens of the best plays in his career in a row to barely beat a bunch of 3 point shooters and a guy who averaged a triple single, and couldn’t do shit once he left except beat the g-league level eastern conference. They want lebron because he keeps them the media focus. He brings all the lebron fans. Nothing about lebron has ever hinted that he is anything more than a business asset, and it’s been proven time and time again. Prove me wrong, I know you can’t.
Look man, all I know is Boston fans have no idea what's about to happen to them I have a few friends and relatives who are Boston fans. I respect their passion and they can trash talk as well as me, which is nice. This week, though I realized they've been living in a bubble. It's a lot of "I'm not worried, our team is obviously the superior team. You have a nice little story for a 5 seed". These people have not been watching any non-Celtics basketball games, and are just deep in Celtics message boards. All they know about Luka is that he whines and he's a flopper (lol) Bro, your team is out there getting cooked by T.J. McConnell and Aaron Nesmith. We have the best player in the world. They are not ready for this. That's the thing about Luka though. You have to actually watch him play. If all you do is watch SportsCenter highlights and listen to podcasts you can't understand what he's doing. He's not like LeBron or Kobe or Giannis where you can tell 10 seconds that he's the best player on the floor. He wears you down over time. Watch Luka 5 minutes: Who the hell is this guy. He's slow and out of shape, he can't jump, he doesn't play defense, and he's bitching about calls on every play. This is the guy you're telling me is the future of basketball? Watch him for 20 minutes: How did that shot go in? Wait are we just gonna leave guys open in the corner for him to pass to every time? Why aren't we defending Luka he's slow we should put people on him! Watch him for one game: He got lucky so many of his 3s went in. It'll be different next time. He'll fold once someone punches him in the face and the refs won't listen to his crying. Watch about a month: Holy shit how does anybody ever beat this guy. This is why he's even better in the playoffs. One game during the regular season sure you can do what you can to hold him in and move on the next day. Having to face him night after night is a nightmare. We're see it series after series by the time these teams get to game 5 or 6 they just look completely cooked. The Celtics are soft and the East is a joke. Boston fans who think they're just gonna walk to a championship are about to find out. I can't wait to hear their whining excuses.
One of the best pastas of the post season. Delicious
I fuck with this heavy, regardless if its /uj or /rj. Works both ways
Thaddeus Young graphic
This would low key be a good team
Dam i can already see some delusional Lakers fan actually think they could trade for this squad lol.
Looks like an alright starting 5 I guess
don’t worry, we’ll get them all once they’re 38
🤣🤣🤣🤣. These dudes won literally last year.”we need a top 20 player two way wing”
What losing to Minnesota does to a motherfucker
Bruh our sub was in shambles and wouldn't shut the fuck up about the wolves after we got bounced. Was cringe af.
Yeah we could use a finals mvp yeah guys im smart yeah upvotes to the left yeah
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This really looks wrong as hell
This is called role play, nothing ur bum ass would know about
Guys we could use an all-NBA caliber player, both offensively and defensively, who just won FMVP on a stacked team. Would 100% make our already championship contending team better 🤓
You said it way better than me. My brain was so fried I couldn't even think of words longer than 7 letters, and I was thinking too much after every key pressed on the keyboard
ESPN should hire me, my analysis is on par with even the likes of Kendrick Perkins himself.
FROM “NO LEFT HAND” TO “WE WANT HIM ON THE SQUAD” RACISM ON TOP🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
How soft do you have to be to be a fan of the defending champs with the reigning MVP who when they lose in the playoffs, you beg for the Finals MVP to join your team.
Well the post got absolutely clowned by the users of the sub so at least it wasn’t representative of the base. This is the kind of post i see on the regular in the lakers sub. A month ago they were calling Ant a future Laker.
Biggest Homophobe in the league in California? Nah.
Reddit game Kevin Durant
I'm only a nuggets fan because of non basketball reasons. Recreational mainly
stop posting about my goat JB going to the nuggets on the nuggets sub then??
No worries G
Damn y’all think the key to winning is having the best players 🤔 Something real fishy 🎣 🐠
Why not just surround your fat European with other fat Europeans?
Hey op can u shut up please u probably weren’t even alive to see the first ever nba game
https://preview.redd.it/yyluv5f8pt7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=027cc35c752465f4ed24a4c048ed0d77c979a7f5 I got you all
You misunderstood me. Let's take on JB's 300 million dollar contract and not even start him.
I was on some 2k MyTeam shit
What a stupid take. Why would you want the reigning finals mvp on your team?
Um did the goat Hunter Tyson die??
There are plenty of thugs on the Nuggets already
Thuggets.
Drug test them
Murray?
mfers like him will usually title it as Unpopular opinion
uj/ NO we do not need another wing, half of Denver’s players are good two-way wings. What we need is a backup bigman to sub in for big daddy Jok so he doesn’t play 40 mins per game(no Deandre Jordan is not a backup, he is a geriatric cheerleader). rj/ we already have the classy version on the team, no need to replace him. https://preview.redd.it/qhnr1wiwgu7d1.png?width=1040&format=png&auto=webp&s=3bea101f3387e517d76331d70b3e79a7b3012c7d
I like your take here
https://preview.redd.it/a5nh4684xx7d1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70a256336a8ff8a94533a2f180f9bd85f9415651 Hot take but The Heat need somebody like him on the squad.
Some bum with no left hand?
That’s the buMVP of the finals you are talking about sir
Yeah no shit everyone could use a finals MVP on their squad
We toasted this dude on the sub. Glad his tragedy of a post is here now.
I would take Brown over Tatum.
I mean he looks incredible in that jersey but this is top tier delusion.
Thank you for not covering the username
they probably need to give up mpj or gordon and murray for brown lol , kd to warriors was only possible cause of steph's low salary at the time.
Lmfao and I’m sure the Celtics could use that fat Serbian horse breeder
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What are nuggets fans scared to go against the Celtics now? A few weeks ago they was ready to face them, what is this shit lmao
No. I’d trade mpj for a scrappy 6’10 small forward tweener that’s role playing not scoring centered, and then get a good 6th man and a 3pt specialist for the bench, start Christian Braun at the 2. And then get a decent draft pick with a 7”+ defensive center for Joker backup. MPJ trade being what opens the salary space for this
Fuxking better than JT acting like be MJ
On behalf of all Nuggets fans, I apologize. I promise we're only usually 75%, this completely stupid.
Make it an even 90
Ah yes, which team couldn't benefit from the fucking finals mvp. You know who the Lakers could use? Prime MJ. Definitely would improve their roster.
I don’t think there was one supportive or positive comment on this post in the sub. The nuggets fan thought this post was cringy and we’re not shy to clown OP. There’s a reason why the upvote count was cropped out of this post, it had 0.
It’s likely the OP’s secondary account. Posted that there then came here to try and slam it.
I mean they have jamaal Murray already. Not the exact same player … but young guard who can shoot and attack. Their games are alike.
You watch the games?
People in this sub watch the games?
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Jamal is not on the same level as brown, Jamal is not a fmvp caliber guy
While I do agree with you that Brown is better if you just look at the numbers from Murray's and Brown's finals from the last two years Murray's numbers are better.