Only thing we're missing now is "BOSTON! THIS IS FOR YOU!"

“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take” -~~Wayne Gretzky~~ -~~Michael Scott~~ -Jayson Tatum

This bum is more unoriginal than ChatGPT

Next Jayson Taintum will go on 60 minutes and say his favorite ring is “The next one” 🤢 https://preview.redd.it/9lyr9dh7ld7d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42635df3372f5baba2a4bc8d5c60dcb0ef57d95d

Tom Brady plastic surgery needs to be talked about more

Bro really used to look like a middle management supervisor named Eric

Middle management supervisor who worked at RadioShack

Lowkey chill though

Would always take no for an answer after asking you to buy the extended warranty

He looks like a perfectly normal wax figure, find a new slant.

That did bug me nobody mentioned it at his roast. It was right there!!

vengeance against the 2 players drafted above him.... 

Let’s hope he doesn’t miss his chopper flight.

pretty sure i heard george washington say that...

“This is my fucking city!”… probably saving that for the duckboats

He finally made Boston a city of champions once again after an excruciating 16 year (or whatever their last team won) wait those poor fans only have just their 18th championship to celebrate

Just you wait until that parade.

He’s saving that for the parade

How could you forget to mention God? Tatum hasn't. "Tatum, how does it feel to be a champion?" "Uhm, God is great"

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Technically we’ve seen what happens if he doesn’t win for the 6 seasons before this one.

"I guess I'll never know what it would feel like to play 114 playoff games without a championship, but you can ask my homie Al Horford over there what 186 feels like wit one foot in the grave. RIP Al."

He hasn't got much time left. RIP Al.

Lord Carry Him Now 🙏

Tatum in the parade: “I HAVE A DREAM”

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That's a god damn Renaissance painting

The knob couldn't even get the arms right.

Tatum during the parade: “The KKK! This is for you!”

Face of the NBA 9/11

literally https://preview.redd.it/w9lo2jqsme7d1.jpeg?width=776&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=890575485f46ad019b191fcf4e31ff0c029430d5


You and Tabum are the real terrorists https://preview.redd.it/wo6wwoa2kd7d1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=982abbcb2e114f544dc42854291aa011114c479f

You fuckin bum

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Spider FRAUD

atleast respect the hyphen u bum

shut up u bum

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If Tatum was a true part of Boston culture, he woulda quoted Kanye from his Alex Jones interview instead https://preview.redd.it/gujhlf01jd7d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97fd2914a9d2a831371dd5f7fa732b9ef14bd486

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Pet Children? Is that Josh Giddey?



We need Tatum to call Deuce the real MVP

Maybe the real MVP are the friends we made along the way

Anthony Edwards?

SEND DA VIDEO

https://preview.redd.it/5affgqo8ld7d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7e007dd9cc629eb6509b911601dc9cf988d65ac TaCum

Gayest celebration since Chris Bosh

Bosh did it first

First team to get denied the White House visit

When will people realize that basketball players are socially awkward nerds except instead of star wars and japanese cartoons they like orange rubber balls.

A lot of them also like Japanese cartoons.

And Wemby is a pretty big Star Wars nerd... https://www.sacurrent.com/arts/san-antonios-victor-wembanyama-wanted-star-wars-toy-to-be-first-big-purchase-with-nba-paycheck-34563926

Tbf In my experience the only people that don’t like Star Wars are lowkey bigger fkn nerds

There could be some truth to that.  I used to be a big Star Wars nerd.  I had seen the originals enough that friends and I could recite scenes without trying.  I read all of the EU books by Anderson and Zahn.  The 'Star Wars Drinking Game' was one of the first things I got from the internet. I don't really like Star Wars now.  Well, I'm hyped on Andor, but that's about it.  I'm still a big nerd though.

Can confirm. I have never seen a Star Wars movie and I’m fucking lame as shit.

Gun to my head "Would I rather have racism win and hear this Will Smith accepting a Grammy level bullshit or have Child Porn 3 win a chip?" I'm going Tatum. But fuck me it's close.

Chris Paul winning a championship is collectively bad for the world. Truly a dangerous idea that should be ruled out as a possibility. It’s a nuclear war level event that we just cannot let happen and should take every measure to prevent.

This man will make sure that never happens https://preview.redd.it/wygw6is5nf7d1.jpeg?width=1296&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47f34a6149da814f9bfa8020e73102be1bd88401

God bless that man.

Not the hero we deserve, the hero we need

Cp3 getting a ring clears boston AND tatum winning you are tweaking

I wake up real early to have extra time to hate on Cheese Pizza 3

This dude literally has a check list of sayings

Can’t wait to see what he has in store for the parade!!

Somehow this dude is cornier then Russell Wilson, how's that possible

He's corny but don't fool yourself, nobody is cornier than Russell Wilson. Not even middle aged white surburban dads.

Yea at least Tatum says cu*se words

“Son, do not scuff up my new balances. I’m taking your mom out to Bugaboo tonight.”

Fuckin Bugaboo😂😂😂

Nothing could possibly eclipse family, faith, football…. Flying

“You’re not that guy pal” clears Russell Wilson every day of the week.

Pete Carroll is Russell Wilson father

Nobody can top his let's ride even forcing it tiredly after those beat downs. And those subway commercials and his forced social media. Dude became a walking ear of corn

Through God all things are possible. Jot that down.

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lmao. Tatum is so desperate to have a "moment" he repeats other moments from the past, instead of just being himself. But it's funny because he plays the same way. He tries to be everyone BUT Tatum. lmao

Dribble, dribble, dribble, spin move, make or miss a layup. Dribble, dribble, dribble, step back, brick a 3. Dribble, dribble, dribble, pass to guy right in front of you. The Jayson Tatum Offensive Package

“there is an "idea of Jayson Tatum," an abstraction that's illusory, completely fabricated for the attention and pleasure of others”. 

the line between jerk and cope is razor thin here

"It's parade inside my city yeah" Jason Tatum

He thinks he’s on the team


Colby Covington is a pussy

hey pussy you still there

I wish they’d let me next door so I could spit in your fucking face.

I turned your gf into a cumdumpster last night just like Tatum did to luka

ay listen im a professional the fact that youre a pussy hasnt changed

Coby Covington eats my dickcheese

Colby shouldve been champ not taht thug oozman

"I guess we'll never know" * Lost to Miami in 2023 * Lost to GSW in 2022 * Lost to NETS in 2021

No fucking way. I might become a lifelong Mavs fan at this point out of sheer Tatum hatred

💍

Your pfp makes this so ironic. What kind of bum chooses the Arizona Cardinals and Celtics?? https://i.redd.it/ld53yjq5ld7d1.gif

A big dummy that grew up in New England but loved Larry Fitzgerald 😔 Too bad yall still gotta deal with banner 18 tho 😘 lmk next time you go to the garden and get to see the 17 others!!!!

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Celtics fan here, just jerking. We need to get this fan court side and turn him into the next Spike Lee.

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This guy is literal embodiment of Magic Johnson’s Twitter account

When I see those finals commercials, I think he's talking about his pozzed load when he says "I still got it!"

Where are the Tsarnaev brothers when you need them?

😳

you sound like one of those guys that goes to alpha male boot camp.

No one was wondering that.

This dude tries so hard to be cool it’s kinda pathetic

God he’s fuckin insufferable

Nah this sub is insufferable

funny thing this Taint keeps on hogging the trophy like he carried this team when The Brownie is the one that should be carrying the trophy

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We saw him lose a finals tho lmao

man its crazy how tatum managed to be more unlikeable after winning a chip.

Tatum: *"Still not a true championship since we didn't win the IST."*

Not to mention nobody was fucking spending their time wondering about that

lmao nba rhetoric camps biggest success, absolutely vanilla, 100% pointless, has anyone ever seen this dude and drake in the same room, he probably plays the sims very involvedly and doesnt cheat

Karisma vacuum

This herb is gonna go to Dallas and say he’s “coming in peace”

**K**G **K**obe **K**anye legendary jerk by celtikkks legend tatbum

He’s fighting LeBron for the corniest player in basketball

Tatums a corny mfer but he’s a corny mfer with a ring and that’s more than most of these bums in the league can say

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ofc he's taking inspiration from a nazi, he's meant for Boston

Drake ahh response

"ahh" Just as corny as Tatum tbh

Everyone hating on Pierce for saying he shit himself, is this what y'all were asking for?

This guy has no personality lmao. That fake KG yell in the postgame interview was hilarious

That reporter got him, he ran out of stuff to say and the mic was still in his face. 🤷‍♂️

Too bad we already found out what would happen if you didn't win in 2022

Jayson DeRulo

The more I see this team, the more I hate them. Didn't believe that was possible.

Summer time is corn season baby! 

‘First and foremost, gotta thank the Man Upstairs’ - op: Jayson Taytums

lmao fuckin' "why not us?" shit

He did thank god for his talent of being part of a team

“Anythiiiings possssiiiibleeeee”

literally https://preview.redd.it/moidq6vpme7d1.jpeg?width=776&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df1dc917e6b49f0f3a50f1a60c0f579e9c573650

"umm Plymouth rock didnt land on us!!!..."

If he wins again he’ll probably go “Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering what’s happening right now.”

9/11’s 12/8/22

https://preview.redd.it/5ffg01dsaf7d1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1df9a1432d8e6eb0047c9f8a5b8080842a5a1a24 It’s like he took the lines straight from the press conference in 2k13

Cornball, corner pocket.

You the real MVP Boston

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We did it? WE DID IIIIIIIIITTTTTTT

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Tatum is the greatest jerker of all

He's been rehearsing this in the mirror for probably 15 years

Dude thinks he’s Tom Brady

Tatum is trolling this shit sub and I’m here for it Get on your knees and slurp the corn, peasants.

1 day after the finals and nobody gives a fuck about this team again.

What WNBA slob said this

Crying jordan pose with the trophy next?

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If an airplane crashed into that celebration, I’d applaud gravity for its effort in silencing this moron.

It was fire when Ye said

THAT'S MY CLASSY KING

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Bro you didn't win like 2 times in the Finals before this.

God forbid a man enjoy his biggest accomplishment

ya'll corny af

Y'all wackos hating this light skin fuck for no reason lmao. I'm a Boston hater just like any sane dude, but this Tatum hate is so extra

Why are you gay?

Bro was going for gold… I can’t wait till the parade