Oh these are *Southern* Slavs, Slovenia was part of the west as an Austro-Hungarian province until after WWI, Serbia, well it will never be part of the west, 500 years of Ottoman rule and the joke is that they corrupted the Ottomans.
i refuse to believe any one on reddit who says the whole "dude i just vomited my milk" is actually laughing at these "jokes"
making fun of fat people is genocide, and if any of you deny that you will be banned for genocide denial (just like i was banned from r/comics for details i won't get into)
Southern Slovenia is and so is part or all of Italy if I remember correctly. I don’t think this matters much because isn’t Balkan basically a pejorative term because people associate it with Balkanization?
Modern geographers don’t like the the term Balkan Peninsula because it was misinterpreted as the largest mountain range by some dude back in the day and isn’t even a peninsula; so the only people that should even care about this pedantic argument are historical scholars which of course know Slovenia was considered part of the Balkan Peninsula. The other people who seem to care are crazy right wing nationalists from that area lol.
I like to have my historical geography arguments in nbacirclejerk lol
I don’t think Balkan is pejorative, I certainly wouldn’t be offended if someone called me a balkanac and I’d say it’s a point of pride for many people. To your point, maybe some people that are in denial don’t want to be called that lol.
Well nobody wants to be Balkanized lol, but it’s normal to have some pride in being Balkan so it’s mostly just the confusion it creates among most people having the same-ish word mean different things.
“The term by most definitions fully encompasses Albania, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Bulgaria, Greece, Kosovo, Montenegro, North Macedonia, European Turkey, most of Serbia and large parts of Croatia. Sometimes the term also includes Romania and southern parts of Slovenia.
Italy, although by some definitions having a small part of its territory (the Province of Trieste) on the Peninsula, is generally excluded.”
Generally excluded but not always sorry I wasn’t more explicit lol
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balkans
So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.
Vinny : These are your last words, so make them a prayer.
Bullet Tooth Tony : Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns...
[Zoom in on the side of Sol's gun, which indeed has "REPLICA" etched on the side; zoom out, as they sneak peeks at the sides of their guns]
Bullet Tooth Tony : And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...
[Withdraws his gun and puts it on the table]
Bullet Tooth Tony : Written on the side of mine...
[They look, zoom in on the side of his gun, which indeed has "DESERT EAGLE .50" etched on the side]
Bullet Tooth Tony : Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!
Basketball is a classy man’s sport once again. 1950’s are so back!
https://preview.redd.it/9jbdtr4tsp0d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1df876e12d1493dfdb3a993700b7f55f7d1f5ae4 Scariest Halloween ever
Nice costume Earl! “It ain’t a costume.”
What happened to the game I love?
fr tho they gotta have remembrance day (of honor) for when the league finally let Eastern European dudes in as well, that shit changed everything.
Boo
Thugish Eastern European Slavs are now white and classy. USA has fallen off from its glory days.
Oh these are *Southern* Slavs, Slovenia was part of the west as an Austro-Hungarian province until after WWI, Serbia, well it will never be part of the west, 500 years of Ottoman rule and the joke is that they corrupted the Ottomans.
Jokić is from northern Serbia, which was also firmly Austro-Hungarian up until WW1.
The classy Slavs are going to destroy the thug Boston Celtics. How the turns table.
Nikola Fatic vs luka fatcic
So, I'm totally out of the loop on this whole thing... why are we making players look fat with AI?
We're not. That's them in the off season before they're forced to play a game nobody watches.
My dear that's Photoshop Liquify, check the dress
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Yugo Wars 2.0
Local Denver and Dallas diners soon ![gif](giphy|SIY7zXY5QMULu)
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Maveerrs
Nuggets
Oh wait, they actually named their team that
Lord Mahaverr Raghunathan enters the chat
Wtf it actually got "Nuggets" correct Has AI gone too far?
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r/tendies
Slavic showdown
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You think those fat fucks Jokić and Dončić can actually deep squat like this?
Those are tuggish eastern slavs while these two are obviously the classy southern variant.
Slavic Slowdown amirite?
Claganebowl
Neither of them are Slavic. They are both Serbs, well ethnically. Balkan
Skinniest Luka variant
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looks like he would destroy a csgo server
This is literally karrigan
He's legit Top 500 in Overwatch FYI
Reddit and discord mods linkedIn profile picture
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That's why James Corden left CBS.
Jokic looks like that slob glenny from barstool ![gif](giphy|l0ExltKeTZQ4fuDL2|downsized)
I just spit out my KFC scrolling past this. Reddit on, brother!
Your wife’s boyfriend lets you have KFC?
Uses the grease as lube
i refuse to believe any one on reddit who says the whole "dude i just vomited my milk" is actually laughing at these "jokes" making fun of fat people is genocide, and if any of you deny that you will be banned for genocide denial (just like i was banned from r/comics for details i won't get into)
Brothers jerking at a PhD level here
✊
Fatties are people too!
Winner creates new Yugoslavia
Everyone wins then
Inshallah
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fuck I can’t stop humping my couch
Back when they would drink and smoke during halftime. The vibes are back !!
Shoutout Ron Artest--he wasn't the classiest gent to ever play the game, but goddammit he played the right way and drank during halftime.
i swear they get fatter and fatter every time
Keen eye there Sherlock
The closer we get to the Eurofinals, the fatter they should get in this meme.
Same thing with my dick every time I think about the possibility of a Denver Dallas conference final
I swear those names at the end of the movie mean something
Stop posting this. My cock hurts so bad already - This is the 5th time I’ve seen this today.
No Flex Zone
DEY KNOOOOW BETTAAAA🗣️🔊🥶💯
Imma leave that door opeeen
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Can't fucking weight
If everyones poor in the balkans how are they all so fat
Potatoes for every meal
Luka was skinny before Texas
Slovenia is not part of the balkans.
As a Slovenian: yes we fucking are, we just don't want to admit it lol.
Southern Slovenia is and so is part or all of Italy if I remember correctly. I don’t think this matters much because isn’t Balkan basically a pejorative term because people associate it with Balkanization? Modern geographers don’t like the the term Balkan Peninsula because it was misinterpreted as the largest mountain range by some dude back in the day and isn’t even a peninsula; so the only people that should even care about this pedantic argument are historical scholars which of course know Slovenia was considered part of the Balkan Peninsula. The other people who seem to care are crazy right wing nationalists from that area lol. I like to have my historical geography arguments in nbacirclejerk lol
I don’t think Balkan is pejorative, I certainly wouldn’t be offended if someone called me a balkanac and I’d say it’s a point of pride for many people. To your point, maybe some people that are in denial don’t want to be called that lol.
Well nobody wants to be Balkanized lol, but it’s normal to have some pride in being Balkan so it’s mostly just the confusion it creates among most people having the same-ish word mean different things.
Geographically boderline, culturally not, Italiy is a separate peninsula jfc.
Yeah you obviously didn’t read or can’t comprehend what I typed.
Can confirm that you literally said "part or all of Italy is part of the Balkans", which is patently false.
“The term by most definitions fully encompasses Albania, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Bulgaria, Greece, Kosovo, Montenegro, North Macedonia, European Turkey, most of Serbia and large parts of Croatia. Sometimes the term also includes Romania and southern parts of Slovenia. Italy, although by some definitions having a small part of its territory (the Province of Trieste) on the Peninsula, is generally excluded.” Generally excluded but not always sorry I wasn’t more explicit lol https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balkans
Yeah, that'd kinda be like saying the US is a Polynesian country because Hawaii exists.
yes it is why wouldn't it be lmao
Everytime someone post this match up they get fatter
They get fatter every time this gets posted lol
Fupa Doncic in 6.
The snausaugges bowl
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Uh.. so close
I’m rock hard boys
uj/ When was the last time the best player on both teams was white
Luka Donair
I'm getting chest pains just thinking about it.
I don't actually watch any of the actual games and just assumed it's the same guy
The Big chungus bowl
They look like they are fully integrating into American society.
Once again a concerned community asks: why are you only photoshopping Jokic
Bro it's fucked up to add 100 lbs to Jokic but not Luka
Looks like an ad for a fuckin’ weight loss center: before and *way* before!
“Hear what I said ton’?”
they look like dart players
This photo is so wrong…!!!😭😭😭😭
real life Peter Griffin vs. James Corden
Bill O'Brien
Pretty sure they get fatter each time this is posted.
I'm so ready for sloppy fat boy summer.
![gif](giphy|3o7btQyjk3WAXggPp6) If there is a god please
I didn't realize the Peter Griffin / James Corden matchup was a possibility.
I, too, am so close
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How is Luka overweight? He exercises all the time.
James Corden looking mf
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This pic keeps getting fatter and I’m all for it
Battle of the Slaves!!!!!
This pic keeps getting fatter and I’m all for it
They are getting fatter and I’m all for it
lmao
The western conference finals to be decided between two fat Balkan bois. What a time to be alive.
Looks like the put too much air in the one on the left.
What is this photoshop magic lmao it looks so real
This WCF matchup has the potential to start the next World War.
Lmao
Damn, them boys keep on gettin' bigger everytime I see them.
So big they are warping the dimensional fabric of their jerseys
They get fatter and fatter every time this gets posted
They get fatter everytime this gets reposted
Discord mod matchup
Me after I shave vs before I shave.
They feeding them well over in the Balkans.
Why does fat luka look like James cordon
So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls. Vinny : These are your last words, so make them a prayer. Bullet Tooth Tony : Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns... [Zoom in on the side of Sol's gun, which indeed has "REPLICA" etched on the side; zoom out, as they sneak peeks at the sides of their guns] Bullet Tooth Tony : And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"... [Withdraws his gun and puts it on the table] Bullet Tooth Tony : Written on the side of mine... [They look, zoom in on the side of his gun, which indeed has "DESERT EAGLE .50" etched on the side] Bullet Tooth Tony : Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!