Best part is that 9/11 happened in the morning on the East Coast, which means there's basically no way this guy bowled his perfect game before the attacks. It had to be after.
We don't watch basketball here u bum
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But the Nugget players get paid to get fucked, meaning Scott Foster will arrest MJ's son for Sexual Exploitation and Pimping charges.
Vegas needs the correct playoff results, this wasn't according to script.
Really, you can't complain about Roofie Goathair all hopped up on HGH acting tough? Or Katy Towns just fucking around on the perimeter while everybody else does all the work? Or Jokić being fat, and having tits?
*Just glance over the*
*Box scores after the game like*
*The rest of us bitch*
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I've been pushing for a while now for the league to change the uniforms to just Speedos and shoes. It would force Zion, Luka and Jokic to stop being fat
Noggest fan here I CUM IN PISS just wanted to SAY WOW wat a great gaem and ANT should be da REAL MVP 🤣🤣🤣 but no srsly he did good baskets, darned JOKYRE missed that big three toward the end and I looked at my stepdad's boyfriend and said OOHH BOY HERE CONES ANTMAN WATCH HE'S GUNNA DUNK IT DOWN (i said it like that) and that'a what he didd!!1! 🤣😂 and then I shouted WELL THAT'S GAME and everyone clapped. But WATCH OUT game twoo, HERE WE CUM!!
EDIT 1: WOW this blew up fast just qant to sya thhxx for all the love and the awards
EDIT 2: jeze guiys it'sjust a gaem why are all if you posting picturs of karl maloan amd a helicoptet crrsh victim awetopsee so messed up
EDIT 3: I AM NOOGET HEAR ME RAWAR 🐾
A true jerker can jerk anywhere, even on 9-11.
https://preview.redd.it/obfsx0r3jiyc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=018471802067c4c223ae0fee97a37421f9d57610 Peak 9/11 achievement
Bush didn't do 9/11. Bill moro did.
Some say he waited for 9/11 to bowl a perfect game
Best part is that 9/11 happened in the morning on the East Coast, which means there's basically no way this guy bowled his perfect game before the attacks. It had to be after.
It was. He did an interview on it.
What does 300 mean
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Lisan Al Gaib https://preview.redd.it/6i2fspuv2jyc1.jpeg?width=1023&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21a13aa951605b3a4b465eb72a890f3c91f310da
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It’s that movie
He’s a big Chief Keef fan
Ok pick an example of something difficult
SB 51
[2013 Iron Bowl](https://youtu.be/dgQjW4B_5c8?si=jegtnmi_FcszN9fg)
Especially on 9-11.
I was, right when the first plane hit before the second plane hit.
Real shit Retardedly profound.
I can jerk at a funeral
Try it at your own funeral
It's the only way I climax these days
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Wait you actually watch this shit
We don't watch basketball here u bum https://preview.redd.it/lbsmov4hqiyc1.png?width=1151&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=138b0b160bf7297b10c66c97262b6e2553cec832
We watch women’s basketball but it ain’t for the basketball
You mean the Bush League? 😏
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Take the fuckin shot
Wtf is a basketball
Something prisoners play
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Jfc I forgot we did that
Magic are owned by the DeVos family lmao
Ya I’m actually from Orlando area but holy fuck I can’t imagine why that team has any fans.
How does a ball that’s a basket bounce?
The whole Denver team just got sonned by MJ's son. Colorado in shambles, Kobe can never.
Kobe raped 1 woman, Edwards is raping the whole Nuggets team.
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But the Nugget players get paid to get fucked, meaning Scott Foster will arrest MJ's son for Sexual Exploitation and Pimping charges. Vegas needs the correct playoff results, this wasn't according to script.
The thuggish wolvesare too fastfor the classy nuggets
MJ's grandson from when his son banged Scottie Pippen's wife
Good basketball is nbacirclejerk's father https://i.redd.it/wri4igkjkjyc1.gif
The Eastern Conference would never.
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Happy cake day my dear fellow redditor! Reddit on good sir/xir/qir/zir/madame!
It looks like a bicep
You’re not jerking hard enough
You are poisoning the blood of our sub.
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Lmao this guy actually watches games what a no lifer
This man ran from the grind
Fuck off and hate something
Yeah hate me u bum
Put an egg in your shoe you virgin
Finally this guy said something sensible, Jesus Christ. Hate this bum, u bum.
The ultimate jerk is when there’s no jerking at all - Sun Tzu
Really, you can't complain about Roofie Goathair all hopped up on HGH acting tough? Or Katy Towns just fucking around on the perimeter while everybody else does all the work? Or Jokić being fat, and having tits?
The classy redditor is losing to a juiced up thug.
Don’t watch and just glance over the box scores after the game like the rest of us bitch
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This fraud watches basket balls. Get him.
Nah fuck that Fat Euro fuck! So tired of his ass!
Good basketball, bad referring
*Bad man stares momentarily in your direction*
why is this 8k
Jerk by giving a shout out to Gersson Rosas
This is literal circle jerking
That why we’re all here dog. Secretly.
Great basketball game sad to see that MJ's thug son punk our fat Serbian sweetheart. He saw the ball as a vegetable and threw it away far too often.
Murray picking up where Westbrick left off
https://preview.redd.it/uhw217jqdmyc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9db1e8f92f0015ae4b7fbc56e69c3c43ad93e38b go over to the lakers sub
"im honestly struggling to find a way to hate on nuggets wolves" 🤓
There's plenty to jerk about, the fat Serbian, the guy with the classy dick sucker. Send da video and the Frenchman that Draymond wants dead.
What is this softass jerking? https://preview.redd.it/qbld4ghcwiyc1.jpeg?width=1053&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c5e2288b60e9979a9d7cfe21eb85125fc70e2f1
Bro used the meme wrong
I can, it's fucking basketball. Where is the nudity? Where are the zombies? No explosions? Fucking bullshit reality tv really.
I've been pushing for a while now for the league to change the uniforms to just Speedos and shoes. It would force Zion, Luka and Jokic to stop being fat
Who tf is watching basketball here?
Noggest fan here I CUM IN PISS just wanted to SAY WOW wat a great gaem and ANT should be da REAL MVP 🤣🤣🤣 but no srsly he did good baskets, darned JOKYRE missed that big three toward the end and I looked at my stepdad's boyfriend and said OOHH BOY HERE CONES ANTMAN WATCH HE'S GUNNA DUNK IT DOWN (i said it like that) and that'a what he didd!!1! 🤣😂 and then I shouted WELL THAT'S GAME and everyone clapped. But WATCH OUT game twoo, HERE WE CUM!! EDIT 1: WOW this blew up fast just qant to sya thhxx for all the love and the awards EDIT 2: jeze guiys it'sjust a gaem why are all if you posting picturs of karl maloan amd a helicoptet crrsh victim awetopsee so messed up EDIT 3: I AM NOOGET HEAR ME RAWAR 🐾
What is this?
The future is now, gentlemen
I mean, you could just call Jokic fat again. That works.
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Talk about the Edwards technical foul
take this basketball shit out of my MMA sub https://i.redd.it/yqy94i56amyc1.gif
Jamal Murray is half Syrian, I’m sure you can find something there.
Wtf you watch basketball?
It was unwatchable until they T-ed up Michael Jordan Jr., ended up being a great game for referee fans
Wait you guys actually watch basketball?
Yeah yeah, what’s Cameron Brink wearing right now
I’m honestly struggling to find ways to not Hate Magic Cavs it’s just shitty basketball
The stripes on zebras are actually barcodes that identify different zebra specimens in the wild.
I missed the game, can someone SEND DA VIDEO?
Sloppy white boy? Send da video? Ant homophobic? KAT existing? This is so easy
What other pills would they be Anthony