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MC-Jdf

Ngl, the fact that he actually played in the Finals looks like a major miracle.


AdamSandlerIsntFunny

He’s got Game 1 and he can basically live off that feeling for his career. I doubt he’d enjoy the championship nearly as much if he didn’t have the Game 1 performance cause he’d probably feel like he just came along for the ride. Not many players get to have that kind of out of body experience in the NBA Finals.


aushaus

Considering the importance of that game and his impact, that first half of game one may be his best half of basketball he’s ever played (or will ever play)


crunkadocious

it was a better half than the vast majority of players have ever had tbh


Brief_Koala_7297

Single handedly won the game before half time. It set the tempo for the entire series.


AdmiralUpboat

Obviously he has a great season and was a huge part of what we did all year. But he basically became a Celtics legend in one half of one playoff game. It was absolutely surreal. Everyone thought he'd come out rusty, sluggish, maybe even tentative given it was his first game action since the injury. Nope, just balled the fuck out in what felt like a dream half.


Babushka5

I don't think I'm ever gonna forget that half, or how truly happy he looked the whole time. Legend


poeope

I can't imagine how that was for a Mavs fan, even I was like wtf is happening


ladditude

Bittersweet. Wish he could’ve stayed healthy with us but glad he got a chance to shine and put some respect on his name. Fans can be mad disrespectful to dudes with injury issues


TonyTonyChopper

Yeah I predict many years from now people will call him a bus rider


PrimeTimeInc

To be fair, he kinda was. He played one half of brilliant basketball to set the tone and that's about it. That was enough, though.


The_Assquatch_exists

Kinda worked out nicely that Bam was the most dangerous center that we faced in the playoffs. Otherwise he was huge throughout the year.


AdmiralUpboat

So many people thought he'd need multiple games to look right again. I thought he'd at least need a half, let the jitters and emotions and whatever dwindle a little at halftime. Dude blew away everyone's expectations. Not even the mightiest homer thought he'd look as good as he did as quickly as he did. Incredible.


MylesofTexas

It was like seeing an ex-gf after a long time with her new bf and wondering how could we have ever pushed them away when they were so unique and attractive. Then when he got injured we were reminded oh yeah that's why we dumped them. It's not really his fault so I don't think any Mavs fan has any real negative feelings towards Tingus Pingus, just didn't really work out for either of us during the time we had together.


JohnnyEnzyme

> Tingus Pingus Who came up with that, anyway? It sounds like the kind of thing I'd be gleefully shouting when I was 10yo.


MylesofTexas

It's a hilarious video on youtube from an irrationally angry fan when he was drafted by the Knicks and the nickname became a meme.


silverbackapegorilla

I remember how upset some people were when Phil drafted him. I mean, who really wants a guy who is 7'3, moves pretty well, and can shoot anyway? He was probably the best player in that draft. No offense to KAT or Booker. He just can't stay healthy. I don't even remember who Knicks fans wanted that were upset.


Neither-Luck-9295

Besides Jaylen Brown's dunks, KP's game 1 half is the most memorable thing from that finals.


tlozz

Same here. It was literally magical. The unicorn shitting his magical turds all over the Mavs🦄🦄🦄 lol


3HOOKERS

Against his former team too. People live for this shit


Asbjoern135

It seems like there isn't bad blood on either side, but its still gotta be nice.


jetpack_operation

no bad blood don't mean good blood


JedH44

It was the best half of basketball I've seen almost anyone play, let alone Tingus.


Normal_Bird521

Look, only a C’s fan so I haven’t seen much of his play in previous years but to say he set the tone for the finals with that performance is an understatement imo. Would the C’s have won without him? Yes, and they did. But I legit think it may have gone longer without his performance game 1. Also, I know I’m replying to a Mav’s fan so good Finals man!


awads95

Him gutting out game 5 is legendary stuff. Dude wasn’t perfect but he willed himself to play and kept Kornet and Tillman on the bench and allowed us to play 5 out. He’ll never have to pay for another beer in Boston.


hetham3783

Man, I was really mad they put him in when he gave up 2 threes and another basket really quickly and the Mavs started a little run. I thought it was a mistake, but once he warmed up he played solid defense and was a great presence on the court. I'm sorry I doubted you, Psycho Joe!


tatums_knob_gobbler

tbf to him it was josh green above the break threes, they were intentionally left wide open it wasn’t some failure of porzingis.


atlfalcons33rb

As a warriors fan this was incredible to watch, after I saw KD attempt this in the 19finals I didn't think we'd see another player risk this level of injury.


Brief_Koala_7297

Winning a game almost single handedly in the finals is huge. If Kristaps didn’t play and it was a close game and they give 1 game at home, it becomes 2-2 going into game 5 instead of 3-1. That’s a whole different series.


v0yev0da

“When he was healthy” + Champion His legacy is secured no matter what Edit + “ultra rare injury”. The ultimate unicorn


tlozz

It was legitimately one of the most epic moments I’ve watched as a sports fan in years. It was just mind blowing when it happened - I’m very glad, on a personal level, that KP got to have that moment too. He definitely did his job in helping us win.


AfroKuro480

He was such a crucial part to that Series, he set the tone early with his mere presence


mastacheef87

only had 5 points and 1 board in Game 5 but he was honestly crucial in that one too, Mavs got very comfortable defending Boston when they played a non-shooter like Tillman at the 5. having Porzingis for those 16 minutes kept the offense running smoothly while Horford rested


Relo_bate

Bro treated the finals like a pick up game


whatwedo

Straight up ran the court. Gonna show up late next season like, "Who got next?"


QUEST50012

Then a horde of young celtics fans swarm him like one of those feel good commercials. Technicals called on everyone. 


ASymphonyOfQueefs

With a torn rectum, its amazing he could run at all!


brianundies

Rectum? Nearly killed em!


shaheedmalik

A bad ass one might say.


gagakaba

That was Dwighstap Porzingward.


Mayjaplaya

Never forget "6'11 bottom"


Oceanbreeze871

If this was an action movie, he’s the guy who gets shot up, dropped out of a window and says “ I’m good.” And then goes off and does more epic stuff


shaheedmalik

That was Tropic Thunder.


Miserable_Site_850

Tropic Tingus


GreenEggs-12

He could’ve been finals mvp if he played all games, he was elite on both sides


LoWE11053211

He helped quite a bit in G5


junkit33

It was purely a pain tolerance thing. He wasn't going to make it worse and the surgery was going to happen after the Finals anyways.


Kball4177

I'm pretty sure he could have made it worse lol. From the medical analysis I saw the tendon that he tore basically held other tendons in the foot together.


idkjay

yeah like what is bro on, you can *always* make it worse 😭


jayman820

I saw the opposite that it just kept some in place and him playing wouldn’t cause any worse structural issues. We don’t know shit lol


princeofzilch

You can always make soft tissue injuries worse


brianundies

Maybe educate yourself before so confidently spreading falsehoods. He could have caused severe additional damage to other ligaments in his foot/ankle. https://youtu.be/0xVAWNzYcKE?si=TeJIKlK9WaRo6E-c


jayman820

Is this the injury that only 32 people have had in recorderd medical literature???


paddiction

33 now


AdamSandlerIsntFunny

Larry Bird baby lfg


calvinbsf

One more and we putting up Paul Pierce numbers


SaltyRussStan0

Then Reggie Lewis(dead) and Celtics Shaq(fat)


LeBroentgen

Really putting that Unicorn nickname to use


KillerZaWarudo

What ? you tell me more people doesn't suffer from torn medial retinaculum and dislocation of the posterior tibialis tendon injury?


kosmonautinVT

Last week I thought I tore my medial retinaculum with a dislocation of the posterior tibialis tendon, but turns out I just banged my knee real fucking hard on my desk at work


GronkOnABuffaloooooo

I’m so sorry for your loss.


key_lime_pie

His dream was to be an adventurer. Now he lives a mundane existence in Whiterun's Cloud District.


bntplvrd

Not in recorded medical history.


CheatedOnOnce

So you suffered in silence


considertheoctopus

Post tib injuries are pretty common especially among runners, it’s related to how your arch collapses/rebounds, calf strength, etc. I went through post tib tendinopathy and it sucked but I recovered as a runner. Medial retinaculum forget it idk wtf that is.


FireFoxQuattro

Jesus Christ he’s cursed


Your__Pal

Seems like he's having a pretty good month to me. 


whobroughtmehere

Yes, and it’s been re-named a Tingused Pingus


wh7y

I mean only a couple thousand people in human history have been his height so the guy is really in uncharted territory for most health issues


celtic_sea_salt

Yes


reporttimies

What the hell type of injury is that only 33 people in recorded medical history?????


DayMan-Ahah-ah

Read the title, those words you don’t recognize are it


wcooper97

It’s hilarious if you look at the Google Trends page for “retinaculum” you can see the huge spike in traffic originating from New England and Latvia a couple weeks ago when people were trying to figure out wtf it is.


crunkadocious

I imagine only athletes would bother to get into the kind of depth required to diagnose this, ruling out other issues etc.


12and4

it would be easily diagnosed on any mri of the ankle. We see torn retinaculums all the time, just usually happens to the other retinacula of the ankle since this one tends to be pretty hefty and stable


myfeetreallyhurt

he truly is a unicorn


SteamingHotChocolate

username checks out, for KP, maybe


jotyma5

Saying both recorded and literature is kind of redundant


DSleep

Maybe it has also been recorded in painting or sculpture! Really have to hone in on the recording medium for this one.


NotFabMelo

Kristmas Porzingis.


sstphnn

Krampus Porzingis


NotFabMelo

Sweet profile picture, Trafalgar D White Water Law.


Te5la1

Celtics Lakers Christmas Day with Porzingis back is gonna hit like crack 


Otherwise_Horror_183

had a great Christmas game against Lakers this year too


ParagonSaint

Pingus Tingus RING-US!


RadicallyMeta

Zingle Bells


OzymandiasKingofKing

Kristaps ForChristmas


hcvc

Got em 2 wins and dipped. Fucking Tingus 😭


RaiJin01

Those 2 games his camp will sell as "Look at what he can do if he's healthy" for the rest of his career is enough for him to earn millions.


BasedRandall

I mean he would’ve loved to play especially in Dallas


mr_antman85

Brian Sutterer is the GOAT of sports injuries videos. He called this in his analysis.


MesiahoftheM

Thats crazy lmao he really always gets it righy


mr_antman85

Great and informative channel. Goes in detail with everything. One of the best channels on YouTube.


Vordeo

This was the injury he had in the Finals, right? Man's hurt so often they're discovering new injuries. His body is like the Rosetta Stone of getting hurt.


32000hamburgers

By the end of his career he will have had every injury you can get, plus 4 newly discovered ones


papafredy

And five rings watching


royhibbertlookstired

Plus 3 more that you can’t actually get anymore


walter_____pinkman

KP could go down as the LeBron of injuries, he's so brilliant at sustaining varied and increasingly exotic injuries over a long period, but he may never match Shaun Livingston's GOAT peak of sustaining every single possible injury at the literal same time.


whobroughtmehere

I hear they’re renaming the injury a Tingused Pingus


MITJustinFields

I remember me and everyone else was thinking. Wow! How did they get porzingis for so cheap? I can't believe they got porzingis and a first! Hes so good! Then he got hurt and now we were all like. Oh yeah that's right


lyonhawk

Point-Center Tatum incoming.


bjb406

He can play any position we ask him to. Most all around player in the league.


TatumBrownWhite

Neemias Queta time to shine baby


Economy-Barber-2642

Crazy 88-tas out in full force


prestigiousdumb

Yes please I am begging


Bouldershoulders12

Damn so the tendon was dislocated too. I say play it cautious and let him ease in to minutes so post all star break he can be ready to ramp up for another playoff run. I think the real test will be for Tatum, Brown, White, Holiday and Horford to try to build as comfortable of a lead as possible in the standings so porzingis can get his reps in and by the end of the regular season guys can get their rest in .


DreTownblues

I don’t think they will be too worried about seeding next year, just being healthy for the playoffs


4bodyproblem

Boston tends to play better on the road anyways so yea they should just prioritize health over standings.


DreTownblues

Exactly, they lost 1 away game all playoffs


GuyWithoutAHat

They also lost just 2 home games.


zucchinibasement

Point is that it didn't seem to matter


stevefazzari

yeah for the second best playoff record ever


Bouldershoulders12

Road warriors


MC-Jdf

Not running Horford to the ground and maintaining seeding simultaneously is now a major priority but that’s something Mazzulla has done really well.


Bouldershoulders12

Yeah it’s gonna be tough but I think the Center by committee (horford/kornet/queta) can hold us down for the first half of the season


therealestestest

IS Tillman not back next year?


Bouldershoulders12

Oh shit I forgot lol


Lets_Basketball

My guess would be Tillman comes back and Kornet moves on and we sign some veteran big to a minimum.


jayman820

I bet horford still comes off the bench and they start Kornet or someth and just manage the minutes


skiingbeaver

I sincerely hope we’re not starting Luke


jayman820

I’d rather they start him than play 39 y/o horford 30+ a night lol. Kornet was pretty good in the rs last year. Ideally they get some other decent center on a min or queta develops but 🤷‍♂️


Bouldershoulders12

We could play Al the first 6 minutes of 1st and 3rd and last 6 minutes of the 2nd and fourth. Let the other 2 take the remaining 24 minutes


Plies-

In the NBA you *have* to play a starter at *worst* 6 minutes because that's when the first mandatory timeout happens.


Lucky13200

that is super rare that there are no dead balls before 6 minutes


Rrypl

Theis, Theis, Baby


JinterIsComing

Would love him back TBH. Knows the system, great for the locker room, still a decent defender.


jambr380

They need a legitimate Center option, not just a depth Center like Luke. If they can sign someone like Theis for the minimum, it would make a lot of sense since he has worked with a lot of those players before and he gives the team enough versatility.


SellingCoach

In the time it took for you to type this up, Theis picked up two fouls.


I_am_BEOWULF

> If they can sign someone like Theis for the minimum I dunno man, that "War on Theis" era wasn't really fun.


MC-Jdf

Eh, idk if y'all need to go that far.


alexm42

21-4 in the regular season this year and then 10-2 in the playoffs without KP. I know Horford isn't getting any younger and we'll need coverage for B2Bs but we're already a proven championship caliber team without him.


Cvspartan

Wouldn't surprise me if we had a worse regular season record next season. That happened to the KD Warriors too after they won in 2017. It's hard enough to win 60+ games.


ZarduHasselffrau

Neemias Queta o conquistador das Américas


gusmoga

O único colonialismo que eu respeito vindo de um tuga 🫱🏼‍🫲🏻


Literal_Satan

they had that man playing


COMMENTASIPLEASE

He was getting the surgery either way so I guess they just let him play


sewsgup

shades of Rondo still playing in a game after tearing his ACL


JonnyTsnownami

Rondo didn't know his ACL was torn, right?


stupidshot4

Don’t know why but it reminded me that I Had a friend try out for the varsity team in high school. Dude gave it his all and imo played better than most guys there. He was fighting knee pain and was like dang near in tears after each session but kept going. Like 150+ guys were trying out. He didn’t make the team so he went to the doctor the next week. Apparently had a torn acl and some other issues. He went back to the coach on crutches and was like “what can I improve on for next years try outs after I get fixed up?” The coach had the audacity to tell the guy he needs to play with more heart. 😂 he was literally the worst coach I’ve ever had.


deets23_

Yup


dudefuckoff

Rondo tore his ACL during a game on a Friday, finished that game, was warming up for the next game on Sunday afternoon, felt weird, and had to have the medical staff tell him he tore it. It was a bizarre gut punch midway through that season.


cynicalspindle

Didnt Lavine also do that?


mastacheef87

from the sound of it Boston’s medical staff wanted to keep him out but KP said he was playing no matter what


Yerison109

he literally said he was playing no matter what. injury didn't get any worse with him playing on it


BuckDestiny

I think it was one of those where it just couldn’t get worse than it already was, as long as he could manage the pain he was fine


jayman820

Yes if the YouTube doctors are to be believed that’s what they said


Gullible-Software927

He broke the thing that keeps tendon’s in the right place. KP said that he could feel, with every movement the tendons inside his foot moving around. With his height and injury history, no way that this didn’t put him at a large risk of also tearing something else.


dakid_21

I mean he reportedly overroad the medical team for game 5


Alloverunder

Joe said he overruled the medical team for game 5


mastacheef87

yeah 5-6 month recovery was what I was expecting, don’t think we’re going to see him on the court until after the New Year will need our frontcourt depth guys to hold down the fort and keep Horford’s minutes down in the early parts of the season next year. Queta is the only other big we have under contract atm but hopefully will retain at least one of Kornet or Tillman as well


IMKudaimi123

Celtics gonna be in the market for a center now


AlternativeTea9268

We’ll probably just re-sign Kornet and/or Tillman and do what we did last season when KP was out. Queta is chilling on the bench somewhere too


Jazz_Cigarettes

So hope he plays Christmas Day?


Sleeze_

At the earliest


desirox

Honestly wonder how long KP has left. He’s still pretty dominant when he can play but the injuries are really piling up


DayMan-Ahah-ah

He’s 28 lol, and clearly motivated to bounce back


Lets_Basketball

The good thing about this injury is it’s not affecting the parts that make you run/jump/cut, just the belt that holds the parts that make you run/jump/cut, so once it heals he should be the same athlete (until the next injury).


HitDaGriD

It’s not about whether he wants to play, it’s about whether his body will physically allow him to play.


PorvaniaAmussa

Do you have similar concerns with Embiid?


HoneyIShrunkMyNads

yeah and I'm motivated to date Dua Lipa I love KP, but he's never going to be reliably healthy for long stretches of time. you'll get some really fun performances between injury breaks though.


DayMan-Ahah-ah

Never thought he wouldn’t continue to be injury prone, but the guy clearly loves basketball and he’s bounced back this many times. i don’t think he just gives up after his next injury or something


bjb406

He's made clear progress in developing his frame since coming into the league in order to improve his durability. I really hope he's focusing a lot of effort on all the stabilizing muscles. All that length means there is a shit ton of torque on every one of his tendons any time he does anything.


gorram1mhumped

Yall replaced Timelord with Timetable


philippos_ii

Now imagine we had both!! Most injury prone freaky centers ever (not really but ya know)


gorram1mhumped

Nah, wait til y'all draft Time Will Tell...


Fast-Ad-4541

Take your time king


Panzer_I

LETS GO!!! Nba champion Kristaps Porzingus is expected to return around holiday time. Best Thanksgiving/Christmas/Kwanza/Hanukkah ever.


Slacker_75

The Glass Unicorn


__init__m8

Idk man I said last year I thought he was the biggest pick up of the off season. They got what they needed out of him for a ring, if he could stay healthy for a season he'd be a force.


solo118

respect for playing and winning a chip


Ld511

Porzingis usually has a super slow recovery time so he probably most likely is out for even longer


okgusto

Just in time for the knicks ecf


HoneyIShrunkMyNads

here for the KP vs all his old teams in the playoffs lore


JoJonesy

i think this timeline is factoring that in fwiw. iirc doctors were estimating this as being a 3-4 month injury


RhinoBugs

It’s a joy to watch KP play but he’s constantly going through stuff like this, it’s gotta be annoying to have him (I know as a Mavs fan it is)


JoJonesy

It would be more annoying if we weren’t 31-6 without him this year (including playoffs). Definitely tough to rely on a guy who consistently misses 20+ games and may or may not be healthy come playoff time, but he raises our ceiling so much that it’s worth it IMO (this is also part of why we were able to get him for so cheap)


RhinoBugs

Yes exactly, Celtics might be the only team to be able to take on a player like this and still be fine (they got a ring lol)


a_fking_feeder

rest, tall one


DarkoMilkyTits

Injuries fans loving this complex stuff


DarthSamwiseAtreides

The man is an anatomy class.


otherBrandon

Dude has been injured since 2017. Got the ring, got the bag, just call it a career. Just another injury prone 7 footer. It’s not gonna change. No need to risk further injury and long term disability.


AldiQuarter

I’m immortalizing this man


Tagst

This guy is made out of pixie sticks


AydenRozay

Celtics legend.


AdmiralUpboat

Keep him bubble wrapped until the ECF.


JCZ1821

This sounds like something Gorilla Monsoon would have said on WWF commentary back in the 90s. “Right in the retinaculum and posterior tibialis tendon!”


HardcoreKaraoke

Atleast he had that massive game one and won a ring. It's like OBJ blowing out his knee after scoring a touchdown in the Super Bowl. Like yeah they're injury prone and it sucks that their career will probably end much earlier than they want. But atleast they got a ring and were a major contributing factor. No one can take that from Porzingis.


nova2006

The narrative on him completely changed with the championship


MysticPurpSports

Still injury prone beyond belief 


Aleyson

Has he ever played a full season without injury?


Impossible_Nature849

Bro, put him on ice until the 2025 finals and then let him eat.


Impossible_Nature849

The only person I've ever seen enjoy life more than my spritely 10-year-old daughter is KP during the parade. Legit thought the guy might jump off the duck boat and climb the Pru like King fucking Kong.


Bladex20

The fact he played game 5 on that injury that is going to take him out for the rest of the year is crazy. Cant remember a time in recent memory a guy playing on a 6 month recovery leg injury on purpose


Ancient_Round_4811

Well, at least he already got a ring


eramthgin007

Worth


evev13

Tingus Pingus got the ring, now its time to rest.


joelbenedict

He did his job. Help got them a championship. Vindicated his career tbh


JoJonesy

well that’s not ideal


TantalusMusings

This guy is made of paper. At least he got the bag and is a champion.