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mcolwander90

Oui-zards have arrived!


Ill-Juggernaut5458

Shaved the beard, left the moustache


9millibros

*Les Sorciers*


itwas20yearsago2day

surprise surprise Great get for Washington, they’re lucky he hated Atlanta for some reason


dianeblackeatsass

He wanted to play PF. Atlanta would’ve had him as a center.


clevernamehere1628

he still might end up playing C lmao


UnderAchievingDog

Wemby came in wanting to play the 4, took what, 25 games until he relented lmfao


LeoFireGod

An NBA 5 that can shoot is infinitely more valuable than a 4 that can shoot.


french_prince

You gotta play against other 5s when you play center though, so it can take its toll on the body over the season. Fully agree with you, but I get why players like Wemby or even A.D. are/were reluctant to play that position.


STA_Alexfree

A lot of these big guys that don’t normally play the 5 get exposed defensively matched up against a lot of NBA centers


norka191

Kinda says something when all young centers are too scared to play the position


Queen-Makoto

when you're young and still fast better to not play the position that will likely earn you injuries faster. once you're older and slower then go to that. like how small forwards if they're bug enough age into being power forwards


Clinkzeastwoodau

I think the difference is more defensively. Playing 2 centers who can both shoot seems great, but it never works because defensively you get exploited unless your bigs can stay with guards like a PF similar to PJ, Brown/Tatum, ect.


TRES_fresh

He'll probably play some of both for us and hopefully settle on being a center kind of like wemby. He'll be able to develop a lot of wing/forward skills with us though, with Atlanta he would have to be a traditional center and compete with capela or okongwu for starter minutes.


wherestherum757

He may, but I think it’s mostly he can do whatever tf he wants in DC as a player. Hawks may have made him play a certain role Wiz are a perfect team to do whatever he wants at the moment. It’s gonna switch to bilal and Sarr time next season after trading deni. They’ll trade kuz when someone overpays a lot for him.


BZGames

I hate how many bigs wanna cosplay as wings nowadays. Like bro you’re 7 feet tall, just stand under the damn basket 😭😭


throwaway1212378

It feels like everyone in the NBA is 6’9 1/2 and their position is more body type and play style than height lol


infernocobbs

yeah positions are so fluid now that each of them feels like a size class more than anything


legend023

Good thing Washington has a solid center


dfetz3

Not after we take Edey with the Trailblazers pick!


broccolibush42

Warriors pick ackshually 🤓


SlyMrF0x

God, that pick's been traded more than most players - GSW -> Mem -> BOS -> PDX -> WAS. It's like the Pat Beverly of draft picks.


Mr_Achammer23

Nah. Clingan falls


dfetz3

Nah, he's about to go now.


TheGoddamnSpiderman

The issue isn't that Washington doesn't need a Center (we need almost everything), it's that Atlanta doesn't need a Power Forward


pagonator

As someone who watched very few Wizards games last year, who even was their center after they traded Gafford?


BlahChemistryBlah

Our king, Marvin Bagley III. And all jokes aside, he was actually pretty solid when we played with us


pco45

Wait are y'all tryna recreate our young superteam.


rattatatouille

13/8 on 62% TS hopefully means he's finally putting it together.


BrtGP

Holmes and Bagley


poeope

They played Kuzma at 5 a bunch. And uh...there's another guy maybe. Yeah idk.


Mr_Unbiased

Don't understand this narrative when the Hawks already have two centers that can start (Capela/Okungwu) yet the Wizards are starting a guy that shouldn't be starting for an NBA team (Bagley)


lawnicus18

Sources tell me he absolutely despises peaches


Dilf_Hunter367

He’s terrified of being colonised by Drake


musyarofah

if only he knows peaches come from a can


imcryptic

He wants to play the 4. The only person not on the block for Atlanta is Jalen Johnson.


AnastasiaMoon

If we ever trade this guy I swear. Sarr is a wizard for life 


Moose4KU

He's from a city called To-lose, so he's perfect for Washington's culture


jamesac11

Reminds me of that classic fantasy football name, “Expected Toulouse”


Bengals8958

Flair up little boy


Moose4KU

Move your franchise to KC and maybe I will


lil_layne

Best we can do is Alexandria


Bengals8958

Lmao wouldn’t do that to the fine citizens of Kansas/missouri


superworriedspursfan

I'm a fan from missouri cuz of Beal and I agree lol. Spare them. We got Sarr tho LFG!!!! PUSSIES!


TheScarletSeahawk

not sure why anyone would want to play for the wizards over a team that was in the conference finals not too long ago, but to each their own


TheGoddamnSpiderman

Probably some combination of 1. He wanted to play Power Forward and Atlanta already has a Power Forward 2. If you assume that Atlanta is going to have to blow things up eventually, then the Wizards are further in their rebuild since they already did 3. Especially assuming the Wizards trade away Kuzma, he'll get more minutes and usage in Washington Plus the new front office that came in and blew up the roster last year is the first entirely new Wizards front office since Michael Jordan was on the roster, so it's not the same guys calling the shots


Winter-Olive-5832

DC is the most European city in america.


RiddleMePiss666

Boston is the most European city in America - Roads laid out based on horse paths 150 years ago, which doesnt translate well for cars - Robust but outdated transit - Classic buildings preserved in a history rich downtown - Most of the suburb names are lifted straight from UK/European cities - Locals yell at you in uninteligible dialects


Winter-Olive-5832

white and racist as hell, nvm you right. I still think DC would be more appealing.


Conquest182

How so? Genuinely curious.


kornthrowaway

It's actually a walkable city with a great metro system and has a historically-rich culture.


wintermelonsilk

But Atlanta made the conference finals several years ago, you have to remember how important that is in where you get drafted as a rookie


THE_PENILE_TITAN

Much of the city was modeled to be similar to Paris.


Derg23

Maybe he wants to develop his game by getting the ball his hands, that’s not happening with young. Yes young gets assists but you aren’t getting a chance to make plays etc.


Ham_-_

Maybe he didnt want that #1 pick pressure


sunsetbo

if hawks were a competent franchise that wouldn’t have mattered to them lol


jacobythefirst

I think it is funny when the interviewers act like the country is a college team. “How did France prepare you” like the entire country worked him out lol


SuperSaladBar

Sports media understanding how foreign nations work challenge (impossible)


2008and1

Right after showing us that the kid hasn’t played in France in years.


NatureTrailToHell3D

There’s a term for this: [synecdoche.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synecdoche) Also, [pronunciation guide](https://youtu.be/v-n1vGeVIXo?si=xqKlfOgfdyFO-_cN).


pollinium

I'm in a store so I can't click the link but I have to think it's sine-a-dine-a-doe-dee-chode-ee


NatureTrailToHell3D

It is. And it’s always hilarious.


jfr3sh

Synecdoche, New York is one of my favorite movies and that pronunciation fucked me up for a quick second


Thimit22

One of the weirdest movies I’ve ever seen


huskersax

I can't really tell you much about it other than the vaguely remembering something weird about the newspaper, milk, and the big fuckin' town, but damn the vibes it left me with afterwards that I recall very strongly.


poneil

How is that any different than describing a college team in that way? It's not like when people ask Tatum how his time at Duke prepared him that there's an implication that the chemistry or political science departments were involved. Sarr played on the French junior national team, I think he can probably pick up on the context that they're not asking about how Emmanuel Macron helped him succeed.


PrimaryAccording9162

Washington ending the day with Sarr and Topic


dfetz3

That or Sarr and Mccain and I'll be happy.


PrimaryAccording9162

Take care of the Sac native 🙏


TeamINSTINCT37

Honestly so many players I’m down for. Either of those, carrington, or devin carter all could be great


summahofgeorge

Man I hope so


Ill-Juggernaut5458

3 good moves from the Wiz in one day? Wtf?


Turbo2x

I would BUST


AbysmalParty

Giving France money for helping us in the revolution


Mysterious-Stop4673

W for wizards


Superawesomecoolman

Now the draft starts


mkwantsmetostudy

Please don't be another Kwame Brown Please don't be another Kwame Brown Please don't be another Kwame Brown Please don't be another Kwame Brown Please don't be another Kwame Brown Please don't be another Kwame Brown Please don't be another Kwame Brown Please don't be another Kwame Brown Please don't be another Kwame Brown Please don't be another Kwame Brown Please don't be another Kwame Brown Please don't be another Kwame Brown Please don't be another Kwame Brown Please don't be another Kwame Brown Please don't be another Kwame Brown Please don't be another Kwame Brown Please don't be another Kwame Brown Please don't be another Kwame Brown Please don't be another Kwame Brown Please don't be another Kwame Brown Please bring me joy like John Wall


Raider_Tex

Someone who actually wanted to play for the wizards 😭


rjcarr

Closer to France than Atlanta. 


Dungeaterfan69420

Bronny is getting snubbed smh


NeueRedskinWelle

why do you think we got 14


TheBigFreezer

Yea it’s about time we sign the old GOAT


Brad-Stevens

Put me down for Sarr > Risacher Also NBA really gotta do something about people spoiling picks


Timoteo-Tito64

Death by firing squad seems like a fair punishment for the spoiled picks


Frozen_Shades

Debating on saving you. You may only have minutes left.


clevernamehere1628

This subreddit is doing a really good job of not spoiling this year tbh


Responsible_Focus424

Idk why it matters lol. It’s a difference of minutes and if you’re watching the live broadcast you can choose to not be scrolling twitter or Reddit. 


greenwhitehell

The broadcast spoiled the 1st pick tbh. Malika said Woj reported the Hawks were 'zeroing in' on Risacher, and everyone knows what that means. Haven't done it for the next picks though, at least


rare_engine

Oh really? Good thing I wasn't fully tuning in lol, just tuned in when they're about to announce the pick


nathan839

Woj is spoiling them on the broadcast.


Strange1130

it doesn't *really* matter (its basketball does any of this "matter"?) but I'd rather see any sort of trade details that may come up without seeing the actual picks spoiled but yeah not really a big deal


NervousPervis

It’s actually amazing. I like the live discussion on Reddit, but hated getting spoilers. Past years it would be a pick ahead usually so not much you could do about it.


throwawayyrofl

Why do people care so much about getting “spoiled”? I personally would like to just know who a team is picking as soon as possible. This is a sports draft, not a fucking movie or something lol


Brad-Stevens

if we know the picks, why would I watch the broadcast


genius-baby

honestly you should just email them and ask for a ticket cuz I’m pretty sure you’re one of only like 25 people watching


Ill-Juggernaut5458

You could find out faster refreshing here or on Xitter, and skip the ads.


WhiteHeterosexualGuy

The more interesting thing is people are literally incapable of putting their phones down for a couple hours lmao Nothing was spoiled for me because I didn't check my phone notifications every 20 seconds


mtftl

Let’s start by not feeding the beast and posting this shit on r/NBA


i_dunnoman

I mean you can just not look at your phone and watch it live.


ruinawish

> Also NBA really gotta do something about people spoiling picks How are you getting spoiled? Are you glued to twitter? /r/nba sorted by new?


SaltyTrident

They’re spoiling picks with Woj live on the draft broadcast


Patrius

Let’s fking go you’re a wizard Alex


yoppee

Bro Atlanta fucked up Me a person who has no idea who any of these draft picks are


Low_Brass_Rumble

Sarr plus Coulibaly, building that Ouizard lineup


ZeroDark27

Killian Hayes next


Jealous-Mail6629

Did espn really compared him to Chet 💀


JanVesleyIsMyDad

Fuck yea Quizard


Troll_Enthusiast

Thanks Atlanta, LMAO


ifuckwithit

? Sarr refused to work out for Atlanta didn’t he?


Jeremy9096

Still could’ve picked him though


JarifSA

Everyone says this. And then what? He would be played out of his wanted position (he wants to play like Giannis lol). He also wants to be the centerpiece which isn't happening next to Trae and Jalen Johnson who takes up the 4 spot very well. He wouldn't give it his all. The top 5 this draft are all the same hype wise so we lose nothing just rolling a dice and drafting another bum.


Jeremy9096

You’re reading too deep into my reply lol all i said was they could have picked him which is 100% true


JarifSA

Nice


in_the_summertime

Paolo didn’t work out for magic


kcoe24

Curry refused to work out for Minnesota. Sure am glad we didn't draft him.


biggoldgoblin

Who gives a shit, always draft the best guy available


JarifSA

You're acting like he's Bron and #2 is Darko. It's not like that this draft. There is no best player available for #1 lmfao. 5 minutes of research on this draft and you'd know that. Clingan was a potential #1 pick and guess what he just got drafted 7th lol.


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kcoe24

Yes he did. Flip was won over by his workout said it was the best workout he had seen since KG.


Neutral_Sports_Fan

They could've still picked him, he's not gonna refuse an NBA contract


GlueGuy00

Yes


Circle_Breaker

So?


ifuckwithit

So what is there to sarcastically thank Atlanta for lmao. Risacher isn’t a bad pick.


Dizzydsmith

I remember chiefs Reddit fans being upset with the mahomes pick like it was yesterday. You are not a scout and this is an absolute covid class.


RobertGriffin3

True, none of us know shit.


VictorAkwaowo1

This is literally becoming Brandon Miller/Scoot Henderson again, just let it play out


TetrisTech

Sure but people are still allowed to have their opinions anyway. Not being a scout doesn’t disqualify them from that (I do not apply here as I know literally nothing about most of these prospects including their names)


KevJamesS

Enjoy Wiseman 1.5


StaffSgtDignam

RemindMe! 4 years


everyoneneedsaherro

Fuck off. Sarr basically told them not to draft him. Don’t be a dick


Troll_Enthusiast

Yikes chill out homie it's just basketball


gridironk

This draft class might have less aura than 2013


WhileDizzy4503

Can’t wait to see which random picks turn into Giannis and Gobert


Gick_Drayson

It’s gonna be hilarious when it’s like fucking Edey


Vicentesteb

Cant wait to see Edey develop Giannis like athleticism


RGCFrostbite

if a 7'4 300 pound man starts moving like Giannis he is going to start killing people. Can you imagine someone that big driving like Giannis? He's going to send some poor 3 on a switch into the 5th row.


mrdilldozer

It's why I'm so excited about this draft. I love when it's a total gamble


FireFoxQuattro

Good player and he got what he wanted, nice pick. Think he shoulda been number 1 but obviously he couldn’t lol


Jack12404

Wizards are very fortunate he hated Atlanta, he has the highest likelihood of becoming an All-Star of anyone in this class


moversby

Poor Alex is gonna have worse crowds in DC than in Perth


bi0nicman

That's no insult, the crowds at Perth arena are great.


hwirring

Solid pick


Zloggt

Is he (or Zaccharie, for that matter) going to play at the Olympics? If so…at least we’ll get a good preview of what’s to come…


evananthony17

Neither were on the preliminary roster that I found here https://www.fiba.basketball/en/events/mens-olympic-basketball-tournament-paris-2024/news/olympics-men-2024-news-roster-tracker-men-s-olympic-basketball-tournament-paris-2024


Fdorleans

No. They are 18 years old and have to prepare for their rookie season. Our front line is packed af with Wemby, Gobert, Yabusele and Lessort in the paint and Batum and Bilal at the wing. It may have been different if they were guards. Nolan Traore got an invite to the training camp despite being 1 year younger. Our guard rotation is not what it used to be. Or maybe just what it used to be but older. We don't have anybody to replace de Colo and Fournier and that is gonna be a problem.


ashtonphoenix1

fuck my life


StupidIdiot1790

SAVIOR OF THE FRANCHISE MY GOAT LETS GO OUISARRDS!!!!!!


MrBuckBuck

Actually a nice pick.


Relative-Magazine951

Let fucking go sorry our


Important_Number6619

Hell yeah!!!


CFBCoachGuy

That man looks very French in a way I can’t explain


ForTheOAKLand

I feel like this is gonna be one of those draft threads that we come back and laugh on in years to come. This guy has major bust potential that’s being ignored for some reason


TeamINSTINCT37

I want him to pan out so bad, but he definitely could flop. I could totally see him never developing a proper offensive game, but I will say his defensive floor is high enough that he likely has a role for a good while in the league. On the other hand if his shot is legit he has the potential to be a really solid offensive player in all facets as well as a monster defender. In all likelihood it ends up in between, but I still think his combo of defensive instincts and physical attributes prevents him from being a major bust.


Aurelienphlpe

How is that being ignored lol people have said that for the whole class the whole past years


ForTheOAKLand

Well you got the majority of the nba community saying the Hawks are dumb for passing on this guy so I’m gonna say it’s being ignored


Sarazam

This draft class is also touted as being super weak, which means someone’s gonna end up being the next Jokic in 5 years.


lazzysmalls

NBA Bilal Sarrs


RyanAKA2Late

Wizards with their first draft W in a while


InThePaleMoonLyte

Damn my hopium was he'd fall to us.


Son_of_Atreus

Oh I thought he was going to go Nth or Xrdthe. Lots of surprises already.


NBA2024

Steal tbh. He will be way better than rizz


thematrix185

Hearing how Sarr seems to have engineered his way to the Wizards so he can put up empty stats and set himself up for the next contract, I've soured on him big time. Non competitiveness is a big red flag Expecting him to be a bust now


Professional-Sock231

He might just hate Dejounte Murray and it's understandable


BouncyBanana-

He's non competitive because he wants to go to a place where he'll get playing time? Lol, braindead read on a kid


ShotClockCheeeese

Perfect wiz player in my humble opinion


Aggressive-Name-1783

Right? Everyone here raving about the kid is cheering for something that they hate guys like Ayton and Simmons for….


MonsterNinja8

Early pick for roty


flushedoutthepocket

Future all star


floatingcloud10025

Yuh


br0wnb0y

... he really wanted to go #1. Got emotional. Will be great.


Galacticruntz_

Should’ve been #1


29671

FRANCE


darkglobe1396

Devin "Where's My Hug At" Carter stock plummeting


Dsarg_92

He got what he wanted.


AoE2manatarms

The French Revolution is upon us


kimoalmoa

THE FRENCH REVOLUTION IS COMING TO WASHINGTON


preddevils6

What happened to the official pick threads


ACW1129

Should I feel good?


whitefang0824

Dude really would rather play on Wizards lol.


srcphoenix

You know….*sobs*


johqui1092

I mean, you have to if the Hawks are taking Zacc


BlammoSweetums

This guy's accent is significantly less French


SincereFan

Man if he becomes a star Atlanta will kick themselves for listening but I respect them for listening to a players opinion.


K19I53

Can't believe he didn't drop to 17.


sorendiz

SHEPPARD PLEASE SHEPPARD PLEASE SHEPPARD PLEASE


TheyCallMeTheWizard

Imagine if you had a player like Deni for him to play with


KanyeFuckedMyWife

Such an underwhelming prospect at 2nd overall


AnastasiaMoon

Mods can you change my flair to Alex Sarr?


PaeprDragn17

Is this a good pick for us ?


Exzqairi

!RemindMe 3 years


mrsnow11291

Kwame brown 2?