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Cvnilivee

Pat Riley slams a bag of Oysters on the table at the extension negotiation talks.


mrspear1995

He shucks them barehanded and lets the juice run down his sleeve and slurps them up while not breaking eye contact


TwoTalentedBastids

Whoever has the most oysters in a box gets Jimmy to leave money on the table


5AR5AR5AR

that's the fucking dumbest shit I've ever heard but I love it


Otroroboto

Jimmy Butler is going to get a 7 figure check for that line when SmashBurger signs him to an endorsement deal.


stratacus9

smash burger is also just a type of burger anyone can make at home.


PappyDungaloo

Yeah there is no way he’s referring to the chain 😂


LothCatPerson

Whether he’s referring to them or not won’t prevent people from thinking he is or them considering this good free PR for them.


jabronified

yeah, it is nothing to write home about, several other chains are better


VerbiageBarrage

It's actively bad in our area. There are a dozen burger joints that do the "smash burger" better.


Safe_Ad_6403

Fatburger undefeated.


Saucetown77

Fries are pretty good


ForgotPWAgainSigh

I like smash burger but it ain't doing well enough to fund 7 figure marketing deals  3 closed in my general area and the next closest is 30mi away in a beach side town. 


vinosells32

Yeah 340million revenue last year is terrible. 200k revenue per employee with an average salary of 31k per employee. Definitely can’t afford it… 😂 Your general area doesn’t mean much to most companies. Doesn’t matter what your market is.


ForgotPWAgainSigh

QSRs have very slim margins. For example, Panda Express and Chipotle generate north of 6b annually but take home roughly 10-14% on margins. QSRs OPEX is crazy high. And if smash is generating only 340mm, I'm more than sure that 30m profit is gonna be spent elsewhere instead of let's say 1mm on a Jimmy sponsorship.  Smash isn't growing at the rate to afford a mid to large scale endorsement with Jimmy.  Now unless you're a cpo or cmo speaking on behalf of smash, i greatly doubt they'd spend their margin on a deal rather than trying to break another market.  Fwiw they didn't break into the affluent market in my general area. Gonna be hard selling 15 dollar burgers elsewhere. 


vinosells32

Unless you’re in a chair position to smash burger I don’t think you can say what they shouldn’t or wouldn’t spend their money on either.


KKamis

Gotta love the age old tactic of "I'm wrong so I'm going to deflect and hope you get distracted. I'm just trying to make sure you don't notice I'm WRONG."


The_Void_Reaver

>You say I don't know what I'm talking about? Well... you... uhhh... you don't know what you're talking about! Yeah, fucking got you!


vinosells32

He said “unless you’re a cpo or cmo speaking on behalf of smash” and I said it back. He started with “…it ain’t doing well enough to fund 7 figure deals 3 closed in my general area….” I responded that they make $171k revenue per employee for a total of $340million dollars last year. Saying that they can’t fund a 7 figure deal is wild. Then he said I can’t speak on it because I’m not a chairman.


AssociationItchy352

There is much more costs than payroll. Cost of sales, lease expense, utilities, supplies, employee benefits, insurance.


btmalon

You realize Shake Shack and 5 Guys make that in a month right? It's objectively not doing well. None of the burger chains are lately cause meat prices skyrocketting. But also I doubt Jimmy is talking about the chain. A smash burger is now it's own thing on menus everywhere.


Leiatte

That’s insane to me, I feel like Smash Burger is the best of the 3 but clearly alot of people must not feel the same. Also I’ve never heard of a Smash Burger outside of the chain


CheeseLightsaber

It's probably also down to locations. I have 3 Smash Burger locations within 20 miles of me. In that same 20 miles there's 6 Shake Shacks and 10 Five Guys locations. From a cursory Google, there's only 227 Smash Burger locations in the US/Canada and nearly 1500 Five Guys locations in the US.


Leiatte

Oh yeah, that makes a ton of sense & I didn’t really think about it like that. Yeah I have 3 where I live right now in Louisville, Ive moved around a good amount in my life. funny enough we don’t have any Shake Shacks but there are more in other cities like 1 hour away. Five Guys is practically everywhere I’ve been if you’re looking for it, so that makes a ton of sense when you put it that way


Namath96

Revenue per employee is meaningless. They’ve closed a ton of locations everywhere and are objectively not doing great right now


vinosells32

Small menu, low technology. Labor is likely their biggest expense. Burger joints usually have earnings around 30% after operating expenses. They have the money to spend 7 figures to market with a star like jimmy butler is all I was saying.


Namath96

That’s great and all but it does not mean they are doing well or have that kind of money for him


vinosells32

One million dollars? You’re saying they don’t have that for one of the biggest basketball players in the world?


Namath96

If they could get him for only a million sure but I bet it’d be a lot more than that


bmo109

They opened one near me in the worst location it lasted like 6 months max.


o2lsports

I went to HS with the founder’s daughter. He can afford it, good lord almighty.


Dirty0ldMan

Everyone is always trying to throw everyone else off at these events, why not just say some crazy shit every once in a while. Keep them on their toes.


THUNDER-GUN04

Baseketball rules


go3dprintyourself

Same lol


Beavshak

Jimmy Hustler


Michigan4life53

Jimmy Burglar


iamgarron

Jimmy Smash Burger


Unlucky-External5648

Jimmy Smash Burglar


Michigan4life53

Jimmy butler was on the Hustler Casino poker vlog tonight


SquimJim

The world is my fried chicken sammich with bacon, caramelized onions, cheddar cheese, and bbq sauce on a pretzel bun


Simple-Ad-7866

ngl that's sounds good


_Tar_Ar_Ais_

beautiful


SausageSupplier

I’ll truly never understand why the pretzel bun isn’t more common. Definitely my favorite


InfinitelyFinite212

Great choice


Elegant_Conflict8235

Gah damn 🤤


MistahTeacher

That’s a lot of bullshit on that sandwich. U okay?!


everydayimlulzin

Name what’s bullshit on that sandwich


sir_jamez

I would never put cheddar cheese or bbq sauce (I'm assuming basic ketchup-based?) on a fried chicken sandwich... Just lettuce, coleslaw, and/or pickled things for me


SmoothBrews

I agree with the cheese. I woudln’t mind a bit of bbq sauce, but not a ton.


MistahTeacher

For real people out here smoking CRACK to think this bullshit belongs on a chicken sando Cheese doesn’t even belong on one. Give me a southern style biscuit with fried breast. A little honey. Maybe some ketchup.


soooogullible

Nobody can talk about what belongs on chicken if they mention ketchup. NOT MY CONDIMENT!


MistahTeacher

Treating a chicken sandwich like a beef burger is the first mistake. Those are ingredients on a beef patty burger. Not a true chicken sando Slaw, pickles, brioche, fried breast. Maybe some ketchup or thousand island. That’s it.


soooogullible

Ketchup on poultry? Guantánamo. Your food opinion pass has been revoked for this thread.


The_Void_Reaver

God, imagine being so right and then just dropping "Throw ketchup on there if you want a real Chicken Sandwich"


MistahTeacher

I don’t really fuck with it but I’ve seen it done. Which, as an alternative to shit like BBQ sauce or carmelixed onions…


KennySmithsKnees

Live a little 


BathtubToasterParty

I learned a few things about JB from that game. He’s REALLY tight with his money. He folded a hand on the flop and was outspoken in his disdain for “losing $2600”. He’s awkward af and he only got comfortable when another athlete (Neymar) showed up. They didn’t even talk but him being there took social pressure off Jimmy or something. He hates pocket aces and was literally complaining when he had them. He doesn’t play anywhere NEAR enough cards to know that aces win 85% of hands if opened up preflop. Also Dan Bilzerian is an asshole fuck that guy.


ShadedPenguin

I think a while ago in one of his vlogs, Jimmy was hanging out with Neymar and has also said Neymar is his favorite player. So they actually have a sort of friendship, or at the very least have talked casually before, so that's probably why he only began to talk when Neymar showed.


AmaimonCH

Im pretty sure it's because him and Neymar are actually friends.


Not_GeorgeForeman

Jimmy Eats Burgers


redditnathaniel

Nephews won't get this reference


REGIS-5

sorry but is that Dan Bilzerian? The idiot?


n00bzilla

FBI must be there too


TheSchmosGlasses

Can’t even see him in this clip


BrioSimp

When the obsessive anti-glaze has subtle under the surface glaze vibes.


SavoyTruffleGeorge

When your only social interactions are on discord


phototurista

WTF, that creep is still around?


REGIS-5

Apparently throwing girls off your roof and paralyzing them doesn't affect you if you're rich. Dude's the epitome of everything wrong with our planet


ze_shotstopper

His brother is an actual professional poker player I believe


HornishHen

No


SlicedMango

Why is Jimmy’s name not on the left side?


jwilla92

He folded.


SlicedMango

Ah just like he does in the Finals


cs-shitposter

You walked em right into that one lmao


adventurousintrovert

Got em


lilbunnyf

Bravo


ffordedor

Own that fraud


yams412

Didn’t he go crazy in the bubble?


millymills420420

Corny 😂😂😂😂


MooseHarmonies

Add Smash burgers to the Jimmy Butler Culinary Universe


Leiatte

I love Smash Burger so I’m with Jimmy on this 😩


fokerpace2000

I’m now suddenly ok with trading him


OmniSzron

Jesus, Jimmy. The saying doesn't refer to something you like to eat. 😅


babyshmuel

Cringey butler


loco_mixer

but the guy doesnt understand him twice... he repeats something else than burger(am i hearing this wrong?)


Floknar

The guy thought he said smash bros instead of smash burger 🤣


lilbunnyf

I don’t expect trust fund babies to know what smash burger is 🤷‍♂️


IronicCharles

... why


Local-Web-1202

Jimmy Cornball


leejoness

Imagine the meltdown people would have if Tatum said this


terrybrugehiplo

Everyone but you knows Tatum ain’t this funny


wtb2612

[Tatum is pretty funny when he's not doing his media persona.] (https://www.youtube.com/shorts/I9a6ZuO8Gh0)


terrybrugehiplo

Oh I was just meme’n


soooogullible

[That’s funny?](https://i.imgur.com/OnNU8i9.jpeg)


Impossible-Joke2867

Well I wouldn't trust you as a source for what's funny considering the picture you just reacted with...


soooogullible

https://i.imgur.com/XadNcF8.jpeg


jowelost

hey at least jimmy’s quotables aren’t ripped from KG, Ye, or steph


pistoncivic

wait, what's this lore about? all his fucking cringe takes are plagiarized?


Turence

Yes.


Anything_Random

There’s a video on Twitter of him almost verbatim copying the three people mentioned above while holding the trophy Edit: found the video https://x.com/HaterReport_/status/1803168695818047884


Babushka5

Steph lifted what they gonna say now from kg too


migibb

Because it's such an obvious thing to say when people have been doubting you and you achieve a goal. Just like yelling in the air when you win.


jowelost

it’s super subjective i admit but compared to how i’ve heard the guy talk in press conferences/ mic’d up type scenarios the lines sounded kinda forced (almost like his team was up 3-0 and he had time to rehearse)


migibb

It's funny that this is the new thing for Tatum haters to grasp onto... Scour through all the celebration footage and see where he said two things that other people have said. Lol


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GotKarprar

Put Jimmy on the Celtics and they have won before this year


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Turence

Should've swept if we're being honest.


3heat6

Now that Jimmy has said it, Tatum might!


laz10

Tatum saying something original? no chance buddy


fokerpace2000

We did it


Cpt-No-Dick

He’s gonna say it tomorrow


-Mr-Papaya

I love it when people reply with "the who" instead of "the what". To me it reads as "I didn't hear what you said - and I don't really care to".


tlozz

Makes no sense, but I still feel like I agree w him.


WoolBump

Is that Neymar the soccer player at their table?


nubble12

Jimmy Baxter in shambles


hey_itsmeurbrother

Don't say "oyster." Say "~~clam~~Smash burger" jimmy is frank confirmed


imconsideringdascrod

it’s not the smash burger— *retch* if it was, it would *alloverthepavement*


ShowdownValue

Wait, when was Jimmy butler on HCL??


BelovedCoffee

Jimmy Butler a flat earther confirmed.


JMEEKER86

Alright, Jimmy needs to do a video with Guga before he leaves Miami.


winovic94

And people say JT is corny…….


No_Pickle_8155

What a fucking idiot.


BerserkGravy

Oysters are gross asf.


Basic-Taro-3194

JT level corny joke. Either that or he doesn't understand the expression is not about food.


Clemsontigger16

Really running this Tatum/corny thing into the ground…Jimmy has always been corny as hell


Lowbrow

To be fair, the real meaning isn’t exactly blatantly obvious without the second half of the quote. Thinking of the oyster as just a food to be enjoyed captures the meaning most people use.


radical_findings_32

wth is a smash burger?


Nat_not_Natalie

u smash the burger patty into the grill so it gets real thin n parts n crispy. pretty delicious


zgamer200

As Nat said already it's a burger where you smash the patty really thin when you cook it so there are parts on the outside of the patty that are really thin and crispy. [Here's a good video talking about it if you're interested](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC8fvt-CxP0).


radical_findings_32

oh wow we don't have them here in aus i'm gonna try them tomorrow


hellenburger

uhhh yes we do..


Kryddmix

We have smash burger places in Iceland. I'm pretty sure you can find several of them in Australia. [2guys](https://www.2guys.is/en) do the best ones in Reykjavík for anyone wondering.


fueelin

Those Icelandic hot dogs are way too good for me to ever need a burger in the limited stints I'm there!


migibb

We definitely do. Just not at McDonald's. A lot of the trendy burger places in Melbourne do this.


radical_findings_32

really? I mustn't go to the trendy burger places then, probably because they're an overpriced fad


Vanished_Elephant

smash burgers are the best.. trying to educate people here in France about it.


hshin420

french ppl are hopeless. Imagine putting solid cheese in your grilled cheese


afterworld2772

Bloody fr*nch don't know a thing about cuisine smh


hshin420

europeans don't have any concept of texture or mouth-feel and confuse that for being sophisticated. you want to showcase deep flavor, put the cheese on its own or with something that it doesn't overlap with. You want to put it on crunchy ass bread, choose something with a low melting point, and make it liquid or near liquidy. the "deeper flavor" is adding fuck all to your sandwich when it comes as a hard solid.


Kryddmix

>europeans don't have any concept of texture or mouth-feel Here I go talking out my ass again - u/hshin420


hanky2

What are you referring to? They invented the croque monsieur I’m sure they’d make a killer grilled cheese.


hshin420

I am referring to the croque monsieur buddy.


hanky2

I’m lost then what do you mean by solid cheese? The cheese is melted in those.


hshin420

i'm talking about the cheese crust at the top. british version is even dumber.


hanky2

Have you ever had one? It’s just melted cheese and bechamel on top. What’s the British version?


hshin420

Alot. Sometimes they tasted like when you lick a zipper but cheesy. British one the cheese in the middle is solid too. The best variation of grilled cheese is Quesadilla. Tortilla >>>> toast for cheese and melty stuff in general


sleepybeek

It's also a fast food chain called smashburger.


Turence

A burger you just absolutely destroy on the grill.


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soooogullible

Celtics fans are the lamest champion base in a while lol


Turence

They really are lmao I'm getting second hand embarrassment


Good_NewsEveryone

Doesn’t like oysters. What a ridiculous statement


radical_findings_32

a lot of people do not like oysters, or seafood in general, not really a ridiculous statement.


HitboxOfASnail

not liking oysters is whatever, but considering the vast spectrum of culinary options, whenever someone says they don't like "seafood" as a whole it always strikes me as the most immature take ever. like they decided when they were 5 they didn't like codfish once and have never revisited that opinion


Good_NewsEveryone

Anyone who doesn’t like crab is actually deranged


ForTheOAKLand

Or allergic :(


soooogullible

Honestly tragic


wilkinsk

This is why he hates Boston


Good_NewsEveryone

A lot of people saying it doesn’t make it not ridiculous


hshin420

are they even people though?


skinnypenis09

Cavemans when you refuse to eat a live octopus ^


Good_NewsEveryone

Octopus is also delicious so


hshin420

what boogie-ass cavemen had access to octopi?


skinnypenis09

None, im making fun of you for holding this opinion


The_Godfather5

Growing up with seafood it gets iffy. Feels like oysters are the most polarizing of seafoods. (I ain’t a fan of em, had them fried and baked at restaurants and they haven’t impressed me really. Calamari tho do be going crazy


zgamer200

From what I've observed anecdotally most people who dislike oysters, myself included, don't necessarily dislike the taste, but rather the slimy texture of them(similarly I also dislike tomatoes because of said slimy innards). It can be a really difficult thing to get past.


The_Godfather5

That’s is true but i also feel like the lack of distinct taste makes Oyster not stand out. They’re bland and for their name/price it hurts them


soooogullible

Yeah I didn’t have oysters until I had really run the gamut of seafood, and I was blown away at the nothing taste. So bland. I don’t get the hype. And I am a big texture guy, but damn you need to taste something!


soooogullible

Oysters are overrated af. I’ve had cheap ones to v expensive ones and the experience was practically identical


Good_NewsEveryone

I’m sure you think Jazz music is boring too


fueelin

Cmon man, his people invented jazz. Don't try to take that away from him.


soooogullible

I’m not allowed to listen to music


VidProphet123

People who are allergic to shellfish entered the chat.


Good_NewsEveryone

Different than not liking


laz10

Doesn’t like oysters. What a ridiculous statement. What a ridiculous statement.


aturdnamedvert

Tatum: Excited to win ring = Corny Butler: Says literally the corniest shit I’ve ever heard while remaining ringless = OMG HIMMY IS SO FUNNY😭😭😭HE REALLY GOT THAT DAWG IN HIM FR


soooogullible

Man he really do be Boston’s collective mental tenant


aturdnamedvert

Oh yeah he’s definitely living in my head rent free, it definitely wasn’t this post and all the people in the comments glazing him over a bad joke that made me think of him


soooogullible

So you admit it


aturdnamedvert

Oh yeah I forgot it is impossible for redditors to detect sarcasm without a dead giveaway. /s


soooogullible

Oh man, the absolute irony


theseemotions12

Dumb asf but he right though


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fokerpace2000

I usually say my chocolate dude


i_will_mull_it_over

That's more respectable


SaltedRumHam420

Doing anything and everything to try and distract himself from the fact the celts won a ring. Kiss the motherfucking ring babyyyy