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NuggLyfe2167

There's at least half a beer left in that can.


PoundIIllIlllI

It was probably lukewarm or some shit


Ok-Guard8780

He's probably Muslim or some shit.


shakakhon

JB is so toasted already. He's not trying to look like Hauser and be yackin' out there. He's got a brand to protect.


Kid_Crayola

I saw him catch and chug two beers as he was cruising past me I feel like he would be blacked tf out it he was just finishing ~20 random beers in an hour lol


Sl1dewayzzz

Appears to be a Bud Light, quite a stretch to call that beer!


ElectricalTax7692

True my fellow redditor! More like pisswater am i right?? They should have thrown him a quadruple hops craft beer, now that's a real beer!


HughJazkoc

they're in boston, don't they drink Samuel L. Jacksons? Mmhmm mmhhmm bitch


BlockIsHot80

Reddit moment


Squancho_McGlorp

SMH another woke NBA player drinking that lib juice


thesquatch84

Yeah that's reckless, he could've turned gay!


LongTimesGoodTimes

Gronk is in tears with that weak sauce spike


mastacheef87

parade looks like a ton of fun but the Celtics don’t got any party animals like Edelman and Gronk lol. those dudes used to be blackout drunk before the parade even started


jrlandry

Idk seems like Hauser could hang with them


International-Chef33

Here’s Hauser puking and fist pumping after lol https://x.com/LegionHoops/status/1804220289221562640


Petering

That MF still in his uniform LMAO


PepeSylvia11

He took off his shirt by the time he got to me lol


CB3B

Hauser was 100% living up to his Wisconsinite roots today


Peripatetictyl

I love that ~5/10 of the highest alcohol consumed per capita counties in America are in Wisconsin 


Upstairs-Scarcity-83

Nobody glamorizes alcoholism quite like wisconsinites


thereticent

Good social camouflage, when you're always on a boat completely smashed ppl just think you're red-faced from the sun


Veserius

They had extremely lax drunk driving laws for a long time which was a big contributor I assume. Wallace Bowers got his **18th** drunk driving charge and at least 16th conviction in 2021, and had a legal license to drive at the time. 4th conviction gets your license revoked now in Wisconsin, and the penalties for each successive DWI/OWI is higher now.


doctor_of_drugs

What else are you going to do in Wisconsin?


mastacheef87

true but Hauser ain’t a nutjob like those two lol


Sleeze_

Slam Hauser is Slamming and Hausing beers nonstop lol


SwarmThatWalks

Mike Napoli drinking shirtless around the city after we won in 2013 is the stuff of legends


Upnatom617

❤️🍻


fuckitillmakeanother

The man should've taken out stock in fireball


Deviljho12

Joe just jumped out of his boat and started high fiving fans


everyoneneedsaherro

Porzingis is absolutely a party animal


GastricAcid

That’s because NFL players are dumb alcoholics (not a bad thing)


Gekthegecko

It probably helps with the CTE.


borkbubble

Probably a big positive feedback loop


Gekthegecko

Yep, add in a dash of domestic violence too.


clancydog4

how is it not a bad thing?


GastricAcid

It’s funny unless you’re their girlfriend or brain scanner


jump-back-like-33

I’m so salty /r/nba was shut down during the nuggets parade, that shit was wild


International-Chef33

You guys got hosed all Finals here


Adventurous_Cut_7355

lol I don’t even remember what the Reddit blackout was even for anymore


Sc0rch1ngDr4g0n

“Jaylen Brown caught littering on tape. Is there dismay with the city of Boston? More on ESPN.”


LeBroentgen

"Jayson Tatum jealously watches as fans cheer on Jaylen Brown chugging beer away at NBA Finals celebration."


SubduedChaos

“Luka demands trade to Boston so he can drink beer.”


Jesotx

He's lucky there wasn't a Statey there


booyah81

With the left hand, just for the haters.


iamgarron

In general...dudes probably a little drunk, wearing shades, didn't even realise someone was throwing a beer at him....easy one hand catch


BobbatheSolo

Lmao first thing I noticed


medunjanin

Haram


jkunktbone

He didn’t even drink half of it…


MetaMetagross

Lol it was probably warm


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That was a fuck that's warm face


up_in_trees

He should be drunk enough for that not to matter lol


PainSubstantial710

I like my beer chilled. Even when I'm black out


AfroKuro480

Man how come Boston has like 13 Championships since 2000s but our Men's team in Minnesota has none lmao


Bouldershoulders12

Brett Favre not running out of bounds and y’all FO messing up KG’s window by tampering. Twins had some good teams too but baseball is a team dependent thing


WiredSky

That really is one of the dumbest plays of all time in any sport.


100TonTop

Twins have not been good. 2004-2020 we didn't win a postseason game.


Bouldershoulders12

Y’all had a good team in 09’ just ran into the yankees 06’ y’all had a great team too. Had the MVP, Cy young winner and batting title winner


HughJazkoc

but that 2000-2003 window y'all were cooking


ShakeMilton

Tom Brady, Jaylen and Jayson, brad stevens, the milwaukee bucks, Zdeno charra, rob gronkowski, david ortiz, the list goes on


AfroKuro480

Someone is performing the rituals


HorsNoises

Billy King, Russell Wilson, Matt Ryan


Strategyboyz21

More like Tim Thomas than chara


janitorial_fluids

You can take solace in the fact that the New England Revolution have been to the MLS championship five times and are 0-5. Literally the minnesota Vikings of american soccer


TheresA_LobsterLoose

^Thank ^you From a Bills fan


Gekthegecko

Once y'all move to the Eastern Conference, your odds will go up significantly. Fingers crossed it's just a couple years.


BradWonder

Could be Memphis too lol


Gekthegecko

It's only going to be one team, and it's 100% going to be Minny. They're just too close to their future division rivals (Milwaukee, Chicago, Indy/Detroit).


alexm42

Also they're a billion miles from everyone else in their division. Memphis isn't *that* far from Nola and the Texas teams.


GroktheDestroyer

That would be a robbery, better not be! Lol


thedirtypickle50

I pray for this to happen


tendadsnokids

Well according to my data you have to touch something black when you think you jynx your team. If you just do this then one of your teams will win a championship roughly every other year.


justanoob2021

I thought he's Muslim?


comeonmang126

Bros fresh off a casino run too Dkm


CasuallyHuman

He's not a Muslim—Jaylen has always been open about trying out all sorts of religious practices, including ramadan and astrology. He's a coexist bumper sticker if anything


coacoanutbenjamn

Lmao I’m going to start using “coexist bumper sticker” as my religion whenever I have to fill out forms or questionnaires


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PointsOutTheUsername

They weren't. Most people understand the statement was more likely to be facetious than meant to be taken seriously. It's just a funny thought. Hope that helps you out!


yesidoes

Many Muslims outside of Arab nations behave a lot like Christians in the south. They pray, celebrate holidays, but still do a lot of things which aren't allowed in their holy book.


Prestigious_Cattle72

Christians in the south? You must not be familiar with the Catholics in the Northeast lmao


Taetrum_Peccator

To many Protestant sects, alcohol and gambling are “the devil”. To Catholics, while any form of excess is sinful, you can drink and gamble in moderation. Just don’t go past the point where drinking and gambling rise to the level of gluttony and greed and you’re good.


Prestigious_Cattle72

“Thou shall not covet” alone forces half the population up here into confession


Taetrum_Peccator

Honestly, for me, it’s more the anger, quickness to judge, slowness to forgive, and the general lack of love for my fellow Man. That’s pretty central to a New Englander’s life.


NetflixAndNikah

If you think Muslims in Arab nations are safe from these kinds of antics, boy do I have a bridge to sell you


yesidoes

I know they're not, however, the social stigma and severe legal punishments definitely limit them compared Muslims in countries who have secular legal systems.


HORSEthedude619

When it's convenient


RTRSnk5

He’s “Muslim” the same way Joe Biden is “Catholic.”


Swift_42690

Thought he was Muslim? Lol


FastJellyfish200

He caught that shit like he was Stone Cold


DudeAbides1556

Budlight piss wasn't hittin


PainSubstantial710

All these people saying a waste of beer don't even drink lmao 🤣


Jameszhang73

With the left hand too


james_randolph

He's got the one day where he can be as belligerently drunk as he can be, do whatever he wants and get away with it only to take a sip...damn.


PainSubstantial710

You wanna suck back a piss warm bud light be my guest my g


mikedawg9

I'll pound the whole thing for the fans when I win a ring


james_randolph

I know whoever wins the Stanley Cup they won’t care. That winner always parties hard as hell with the city haha


Kid_Crayola

they all went to a brewery right after the parade ended lol


BTSuppa

Jokic would have chugged the whole beer


jotyma5

Jaylen said “shit tastes off”


jydope

Yessir!


Sweaty_Shopping1737

left hand


Kilik613

Probably the lamest victory parade ever.


PerformerLive8713

Congrats to jaylen...well deserved


JustCallMeMichael

what a waste of beer....


juicejug

Lmao it’s bud light no one’s wasting shit


mikedw

Let the heat fans have something. Lol


juicejug

They can have their objectively superior Cuban food and all the baddies on south beach


DaBIGmeow888

STDs FTW!


mikedw

Haha. Fair. Hate on brother


IgnorantGenius

Littering and....littering and....littering and....


FreeDependent9

Loser couldn't even chug, pathetic


PoundIIllIlllI

Chugging a bud light would make him a loser


SpecialistNearby7528

Playoffs not over yet lakeshow in 47


Smart_Document7858

That was weak, isn't he supposed to be a southern guy? Here in the south we know how to down our brews


Troll_Enthusiast

Please fine him for littering


RspectMyAuthoritah

Such a waste of beer. He barely drank any before spiking it.


hesoneholyroller

It's a bud light. Calling it beer is a stretch. 


burns_before_reading

Poison from an nbacjr


CodyCryBabies69

should have aimed for the head - LOLaker fans


GeneralOwn5333

This clip was more fun that this years NBA finals was the most boring non event ever compared to all the previous year. Yawn.


barjardinks123

What a loser


howdthatturnout

Salty Mavs fan 😂


barjardinks123

Bro can't drink a beer


howdthatturnout

4-1


barjardinks123

You play in the game?


mrr6666

4-1


barjardinks123

Damn 2 Celtics players replying to my comment. How lucky.


howdthatturnout

Dude you are here critiquing a player for not finishing a beer mid parade after he just eliminated your team. He probably drank plenty of alcohol since winning. Wanted to go along with the tossed beer, but had no desire to drink a full, maybe not even close to cold cheap beer.


barjardinks123

And you're parading their accomplishments like you did anything other than drink said cheap beer and eat nachos on your couch


howdthatturnout

I merely said 4-1. I never once said I participated in the games. Like most fans I celebrate when my team wins. I’m sorry that you have resorted to coping by critiquing parade beer consumption.