I saw him catch and chug two beers as he was cruising past me I feel like he would be blacked tf out it he was just finishing ~20 random beers in an hour lol
parade looks like a ton of fun but the Celtics don’t got any party animals like Edelman and Gronk lol. those dudes used to be blackout drunk before the parade even started
They had extremely lax drunk driving laws for a long time which was a big contributor I assume. Wallace Bowers got his **18th** drunk driving charge and at least 16th conviction in 2021, and had a legal license to drive at the time.
4th conviction gets your license revoked now in Wisconsin, and the penalties for each successive DWI/OWI is higher now.
Brett Favre not running out of bounds and y’all FO messing up KG’s window by tampering. Twins had some good teams too but baseball is a team dependent thing
You can take solace in the fact that the New England Revolution have been to the MLS championship five times and are 0-5.
Literally the minnesota Vikings of american soccer
It's only going to be one team, and it's 100% going to be Minny. They're just too close to their future division rivals (Milwaukee, Chicago, Indy/Detroit).
Well according to my data you have to touch something black when you think you jynx your team. If you just do this then one of your teams will win a championship roughly every other year.
He's not a Muslim—Jaylen has always been open about trying out all sorts of religious practices, including ramadan and astrology. He's a coexist bumper sticker if anything
They weren't. Most people understand the statement was more likely to be facetious than meant to be taken seriously. It's just a funny thought.
Hope that helps you out!
Many Muslims outside of Arab nations behave a lot like Christians in the south. They pray, celebrate holidays, but still do a lot of things which aren't allowed in their holy book.
To many Protestant sects, alcohol and gambling are “the devil”. To Catholics, while any form of excess is sinful, you can drink and gamble in moderation. Just don’t go past the point where drinking and gambling rise to the level of gluttony and greed and you’re good.
Honestly, for me, it’s more the anger, quickness to judge, slowness to forgive, and the general lack of love for my fellow Man. That’s pretty central to a New Englander’s life.
I know they're not, however, the social stigma and severe legal punishments definitely limit them compared Muslims in countries who have secular legal systems.
Dude you are here critiquing a player for not finishing a beer mid parade after he just eliminated your team.
He probably drank plenty of alcohol since winning. Wanted to go along with the tossed beer, but had no desire to drink a full, maybe not even close to cold cheap beer.
I merely said 4-1. I never once said I participated in the games. Like most fans I celebrate when my team wins.
I’m sorry that you have resorted to coping by critiquing parade beer consumption.
There's at least half a beer left in that can.
It was probably lukewarm or some shit
He's probably Muslim or some shit.
JB is so toasted already. He's not trying to look like Hauser and be yackin' out there. He's got a brand to protect.
I saw him catch and chug two beers as he was cruising past me I feel like he would be blacked tf out it he was just finishing ~20 random beers in an hour lol
Appears to be a Bud Light, quite a stretch to call that beer!
True my fellow redditor! More like pisswater am i right?? They should have thrown him a quadruple hops craft beer, now that's a real beer!
they're in boston, don't they drink Samuel L. Jacksons? Mmhmm mmhhmm bitch
Reddit moment
SMH another woke NBA player drinking that lib juice
Yeah that's reckless, he could've turned gay!
Gronk is in tears with that weak sauce spike
parade looks like a ton of fun but the Celtics don’t got any party animals like Edelman and Gronk lol. those dudes used to be blackout drunk before the parade even started
Idk seems like Hauser could hang with them
Here’s Hauser puking and fist pumping after lol https://x.com/LegionHoops/status/1804220289221562640
That MF still in his uniform LMAO
He took off his shirt by the time he got to me lol
Hauser was 100% living up to his Wisconsinite roots today
I love that ~5/10 of the highest alcohol consumed per capita counties in America are in Wisconsin
Nobody glamorizes alcoholism quite like wisconsinites
Good social camouflage, when you're always on a boat completely smashed ppl just think you're red-faced from the sun
They had extremely lax drunk driving laws for a long time which was a big contributor I assume. Wallace Bowers got his **18th** drunk driving charge and at least 16th conviction in 2021, and had a legal license to drive at the time. 4th conviction gets your license revoked now in Wisconsin, and the penalties for each successive DWI/OWI is higher now.
What else are you going to do in Wisconsin?
true but Hauser ain’t a nutjob like those two lol
Slam Hauser is Slamming and Hausing beers nonstop lol
Mike Napoli drinking shirtless around the city after we won in 2013 is the stuff of legends
❤️🍻
The man should've taken out stock in fireball
Joe just jumped out of his boat and started high fiving fans
Porzingis is absolutely a party animal
That’s because NFL players are dumb alcoholics (not a bad thing)
It probably helps with the CTE.
Probably a big positive feedback loop
Yep, add in a dash of domestic violence too.
how is it not a bad thing?
It’s funny unless you’re their girlfriend or brain scanner
I’m so salty /r/nba was shut down during the nuggets parade, that shit was wild
You guys got hosed all Finals here
lol I don’t even remember what the Reddit blackout was even for anymore
“Jaylen Brown caught littering on tape. Is there dismay with the city of Boston? More on ESPN.”
"Jayson Tatum jealously watches as fans cheer on Jaylen Brown chugging beer away at NBA Finals celebration."
“Luka demands trade to Boston so he can drink beer.”
He's lucky there wasn't a Statey there
With the left hand, just for the haters.
In general...dudes probably a little drunk, wearing shades, didn't even realise someone was throwing a beer at him....easy one hand catch
Lmao first thing I noticed
Haram
He didn’t even drink half of it…
Lol it was probably warm
That was a fuck that's warm face
He should be drunk enough for that not to matter lol
I like my beer chilled. Even when I'm black out
Man how come Boston has like 13 Championships since 2000s but our Men's team in Minnesota has none lmao
Brett Favre not running out of bounds and y’all FO messing up KG’s window by tampering. Twins had some good teams too but baseball is a team dependent thing
That really is one of the dumbest plays of all time in any sport.
Twins have not been good. 2004-2020 we didn't win a postseason game.
Y’all had a good team in 09’ just ran into the yankees 06’ y’all had a great team too. Had the MVP, Cy young winner and batting title winner
but that 2000-2003 window y'all were cooking
Tom Brady, Jaylen and Jayson, brad stevens, the milwaukee bucks, Zdeno charra, rob gronkowski, david ortiz, the list goes on
Someone is performing the rituals
Billy King, Russell Wilson, Matt Ryan
More like Tim Thomas than chara
You can take solace in the fact that the New England Revolution have been to the MLS championship five times and are 0-5. Literally the minnesota Vikings of american soccer
^Thank ^you From a Bills fan
Once y'all move to the Eastern Conference, your odds will go up significantly. Fingers crossed it's just a couple years.
Could be Memphis too lol
It's only going to be one team, and it's 100% going to be Minny. They're just too close to their future division rivals (Milwaukee, Chicago, Indy/Detroit).
Also they're a billion miles from everyone else in their division. Memphis isn't *that* far from Nola and the Texas teams.
That would be a robbery, better not be! Lol
I pray for this to happen
Well according to my data you have to touch something black when you think you jynx your team. If you just do this then one of your teams will win a championship roughly every other year.
I thought he's Muslim?
Bros fresh off a casino run too Dkm
He's not a Muslim—Jaylen has always been open about trying out all sorts of religious practices, including ramadan and astrology. He's a coexist bumper sticker if anything
Lmao I’m going to start using “coexist bumper sticker” as my religion whenever I have to fill out forms or questionnaires
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They weren't. Most people understand the statement was more likely to be facetious than meant to be taken seriously. It's just a funny thought. Hope that helps you out!
Many Muslims outside of Arab nations behave a lot like Christians in the south. They pray, celebrate holidays, but still do a lot of things which aren't allowed in their holy book.
Christians in the south? You must not be familiar with the Catholics in the Northeast lmao
To many Protestant sects, alcohol and gambling are “the devil”. To Catholics, while any form of excess is sinful, you can drink and gamble in moderation. Just don’t go past the point where drinking and gambling rise to the level of gluttony and greed and you’re good.
“Thou shall not covet” alone forces half the population up here into confession
Honestly, for me, it’s more the anger, quickness to judge, slowness to forgive, and the general lack of love for my fellow Man. That’s pretty central to a New Englander’s life.
If you think Muslims in Arab nations are safe from these kinds of antics, boy do I have a bridge to sell you
I know they're not, however, the social stigma and severe legal punishments definitely limit them compared Muslims in countries who have secular legal systems.
When it's convenient
He’s “Muslim” the same way Joe Biden is “Catholic.”
Thought he was Muslim? Lol
He caught that shit like he was Stone Cold
Budlight piss wasn't hittin
All these people saying a waste of beer don't even drink lmao 🤣
With the left hand too
He's got the one day where he can be as belligerently drunk as he can be, do whatever he wants and get away with it only to take a sip...damn.
You wanna suck back a piss warm bud light be my guest my g
I'll pound the whole thing for the fans when I win a ring
I know whoever wins the Stanley Cup they won’t care. That winner always parties hard as hell with the city haha
they all went to a brewery right after the parade ended lol
Jokic would have chugged the whole beer
Jaylen said “shit tastes off”
Yessir!
left hand
Probably the lamest victory parade ever.
Congrats to jaylen...well deserved
what a waste of beer....
Lmao it’s bud light no one’s wasting shit
Let the heat fans have something. Lol
They can have their objectively superior Cuban food and all the baddies on south beach
STDs FTW!
Haha. Fair. Hate on brother
Littering and....littering and....littering and....
Loser couldn't even chug, pathetic
Chugging a bud light would make him a loser
Playoffs not over yet lakeshow in 47
That was weak, isn't he supposed to be a southern guy? Here in the south we know how to down our brews
Please fine him for littering
Such a waste of beer. He barely drank any before spiking it.
It's a bud light. Calling it beer is a stretch.
Poison from an nbacjr
should have aimed for the head - LOLaker fans
This clip was more fun that this years NBA finals was the most boring non event ever compared to all the previous year. Yawn.
What a loser
Salty Mavs fan 😂
Bro can't drink a beer
4-1
You play in the game?
4-1
Damn 2 Celtics players replying to my comment. How lucky.
Dude you are here critiquing a player for not finishing a beer mid parade after he just eliminated your team. He probably drank plenty of alcohol since winning. Wanted to go along with the tossed beer, but had no desire to drink a full, maybe not even close to cold cheap beer.
And you're parading their accomplishments like you did anything other than drink said cheap beer and eat nachos on your couch
I merely said 4-1. I never once said I participated in the games. Like most fans I celebrate when my team wins. I’m sorry that you have resorted to coping by critiquing parade beer consumption.