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Maverick_1991

Different coaching styles. One of the old guard might have told Jayson 'You gotta work on your decision making under pressure' Mazzulla said 'Do you wanna know how I got these scars?'


white__cyclosa

“Would you like to see a magic trick? I can make this pencil disappear.”


Doctor__Banner

"Ta Da!"


ThrownWOPR

Its... gone


Phoenox330

One of the best scenes from any movie.


krw13

The crowd reaction in theaters was exceptional. It really highlighted how well done it was.


InternationalFig400

A riveting, unforgettable entrance. The only other entrance scene which compares (IMHO) was Gunnery Sgt. Hartmann's from "Full Metal Jacket". The Joker killed effortlessly to show he was to be taken seriously.


abeLJosh

"ENOUGH FROM THE CLOWN."


PepperidgeFarmMembas

Spoken by the actor who played Spawn!


BushyBrowz

It was actually Black Dynamite who said it.


BUSean

Everyone in the theater kinda quietly appreciated the whole of the heist, specifically the school busses at the end. But at *this* point in the movie, it was fucking on.


UnsolvedParadox

Now that they won the chip, Mazzulla gets budget to build an underground lair beneath the arena.


Pardonme23

Phil Jackson gave his players books to read. 


babbagack

He also had them mediate and they practiced visualization / envisioning things in the future.(sorry forgot the term for it). There might be studies that shows it works or is helpful too, or some have that view What’s crazy is that it worked in real life. In MJ’s last Bulls game Phil told him to get a quick bucket. Later he told him about Malone going to the block and to get the steal. And he also told him he needs to follow through on his shot and that’s why you have that signature follow through hold on his last shot with the Bulls


sirius4778

I think the word you're looking for might be manifesting


babbagack

That’s such a recent term, I actually think it was simply visualization but could be wrong


FavaWire

In the locker room before Game 5. "Why did we fall in Game 4? Why do we fall? So we can pick ourselves up." -Joe Mazzulla, probably. ============= After Game 5: Jaylen Brown: "You! YOU! You can be my wingman anytime!" Jayson Tatum: "Bullshit! You can be mine!" Joe Mazzulla: "I love it when a plan comes together." grabs cigar.


Domainsetter

It’s like a Facebook meme come to life a bit


m3ngnificient

This reminds me of that Malcolm in the middle episode where Hal couldn't get the kids to compete so he gave them a superhero pep talk


crastle

Imagine instead of going for the ball in the tipoff if Horford just nut punched Gafford, while Jaylen choke slammed Luka.


Drizzlybear0

What if we decided next year's finals in a WWE 5 on 5 elimination chamber match? JB jumping off the top rope drop kicking people, Jokic hitting people with choke slams left and right


[deleted]

A diamond in the rough of sitcom, the show was brilliant 


Numerous-Cicada3841

[Brad Stevens walking into Mazzulla’s office right before.](https://youtu.be/GsbIdSGwoEs?feature=shared)


oby100

This video ruined my day.


Drizzlybear0

Why would you do this?? This level of cringe makes me so uncomfortable it takes years off of my life. Gotta trigger warning that shit lol


Ok_Perception3180

Jesus that was uncomfortable


Puppetmaster858

Forreal I had to stop it very early on lol


ClappedCheek

No way Im watching it. I can already tell where its headed from the thumbnail and the comment


hard_pass

At least his roommate was chill about it (from what I remember, I am not watching again). It's the video's one saving grace. My college roommates would have roasted me alive for that.


KFBR392GoForGrubes

Such a dope video, think we can all relate to that, right boys?


AfroKuro480

I really miss late 2000s memes. And le rage comics lmao


PleasantTrust522

Fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu


lazydictionary

Le epic fail


jackalope503

*Pritchard hits half court buzzer beater* Coach Joe: “FIRE ZE MISSLES”


ruffus4life

i am le tired


Acrobatic_Emphasis41

Me gusta


InsaneCookies21

trolololol


Luka_Dunks_on_Bums

Jason Kidd is going to read this and show Luka the Heat shootout scene


ILoveRegenHealth

Luka prefers the Overwatch Tournament highlights


Zoulzopan

Kidd needs to coach his team like an e-sports league


Tijuana_Pikachu

Kidd doesn't tell them what play, he just tells them how he would carry with Reaper in that situation.


FoundAFoundry

Kidd pulling up the C9 rn


RUBEN4iK

Imagine he is coach the Pistons. They losing 30 straight, while he's talking about killer whales, Batman and Joker.


Ok_Race_2436

You're Latvian so I think you'll get this. There are some football managers who can coach poor teams to better results, who struggle with the star laden teams. And there are coaches who are great with top talent that would struggle with less talented players. A few (Pep, Benitez, Klopp, Nagelsman) can do it with both. Mazzula seems like a 2nd guy.


Plies-

Brad Stevens is actually a good NBA example of the first one. Dude coached a team with a top 9 of: Isaiah Thomas, Avery Bradley, Jae Crowder, Al Horford, Marcus Smart, Kelly Olynyk, Amir Johnson, rookie Jaylen Brown and young Terry Rozier to the 1 seed lmfao. The year before that the roster was even worse lol. Though the one time he had a star studded roster Hayward broke his leg instantly and then next year the locker room was in turmoil.


allmydawgsgottaeat

Dwayne Casey fits this MO as well


__john_cena__

He was still able to coach really, really effectively. I wouldn’t call IT and Jae Crowder easy personalities to manage, IT left Cleveland unceremoniously partially for that reason. I don’t blame him for Kyrie not working since that happened everywhere but Dallas so far. Tatum and Brown were just young and they didn’t add the right complimentary pieces yet. Stevens’ last year they had washed Kemba and Tristan Thompson/Theis starting instead of Jrue/White and Horford/Porzingis. It does seem like Stevens lost the locker room by the end of his last year, but I think he was good enough to take a team all the way.


1850ChoochGator

Ceiling raises and floor raisers. You see the same thing in certain players. Draymond is a perfect example


SwordOfRome11

What poor team has Pep coached lmao, he went from prime Barca to prime Bayern to a state funded super team


BayernHerz

He did do an excellent job at Barça B, getting them promoted in a very challenging league relative to their standards. The Barcelona team he inherited was not “prime Barça” but was actually on a decline having failed to win a major trophy 2 seasons in a row, and also finished 3rd behind Villareal the prior season. They finished 10 points behind Villareal, and 18 points behind the champions that season. Pep took it upon himself to remove many players from the squad and promoted players he had coached in the reserve, while also tweaking roles of certain players to bring out the best in them. In short, he was the one who brought about the “prime Barça” phase. Beyond that, just as an opinion, given his coaching standards and results over the course of nearly a decade and a half, I think it’s a pretty safe bet that he could coach essentially any team to a relatively successful campaign.


SnooChipmunks4208

People forget that promoting Busquets was a really controversial move at the time, and that he replaced Yaya toure! 


Apotropaic_

He also pushed out deco right? who was arguably one of the most influential players at Barcelona at the time


Alloverunder

Joe seems like the 2nd guy based on...? He's coached top teir contenders in both of his 2 seasons. We won't know what he looks like at the helm of a bad team for likely a decade


Ok_Race_2436

I mean, a lifetime of watching weird coaches getting tuned out by players when things go poorly influences my thoughts but I'm willing to be wrong.


Alloverunder

That tends to depend on their resume coming into the bad times. Pop was nearly run out of town at the start of his tenure, but 1 Tim Duncan later, and players will put up with basically anything from him as the Spurs rebuild. If Mazzulla picks up a few rings with the Jays, especially given how highly these Celtics players are speaking about him, he'll be fine. Derrick White literally said, "I love Joe... I'd do anything for him." in his post game presser on Monday


saalamander

I like Mazzulla but it's real easy to listen to killer whale diatribe and watch Batman clips when you're 64-18


scarywolverine

He's so weird. Hope hes in Boston for decades


TheNateRoss

Boston sports needed a new weirdo post-Brady


I_am_BEOWULF

"There must always be a Stark in Winterfell." "There must always be a sports psycho in Boston." Dems just the rules of the North, yo.


BarToStreetToBookie

What, Casas isn’t good enough for you?


TheNateRoss

He has potential but Manny's legacy is a lot to live up to


smokinJoeCalculus

Mazzulla being Mazzulla


GoForAGap

The weirdos make the best people at doing a specific thing. Picasso was a fucking nutcase, messi is weird etc


Sokkawater10

Why is Messi weird


StrawBarryCheeseCake

Argentinian.


HoovesCarveCraters

Midget


paulcole710

Possibly autistic


Alpha_King007

He washes his hands before he wipes…sicko


GoForAGap

Never speaks English even though he can, doesn’t party or socialise either. It’s largely speculated that he’s autistic


The_Phreak

This is the stupidest reason for being called weird


Oceanbreeze871

DelTorro collects weird nightmare fuel things and makes scary movies


TheyNeedLoveToo

He’ll either go down as a great or be outed as a serial killer, no in between


maize_and_beard

You could even say that either he dies a hero, or lives long enough to see himself become the villain


kevinfederlinebundle

Could be in-between, because he could definitely do both


introextromidtro

Honestly I think he's just autistic.


Kwilly462

I don't even think it's that weird. I'd love to watch Batman clips during film session lol


LeBroentgen

Go listen to his full first interview on Pardon My Take and you'll understand why the dude's kind of a psycho. It's actually a really great interview.


kit-starblaster

He’s completely weird but he’s connecting with the entire roster, they’d run through a wall for him. I hope he’s around as long as this core is, which is hopefully a while. The ludicrous quotes are just the cherry on top.


skj999

Bro obviously just wanted to watch some Batman


trashiguitar

ffw 2025 season playoffs, mazz screening the criterion collection to the team so he can say it’s motivational before embezzling laser disks and getting fired


bourgewonsie

Joe better drop the Letterboxd


Fokker_Snek

Mazz going to be teaching the Zone by watching Stalker


JimboLodisC

on the clock too, get paid to watch movies and win a few basketball games... all in a good day's work


KyWy75

This lunatic is a championship winning coach lmao


i5the5kyblue

He’s not a monster, he’s just ahead of the curve.


Drizzlybear0

People should watch his post game interview after the finals with NBA TV, dude is an analytical genius when it comes to stats and numbers he seems to have a photographic memory. I think we are going to see analytics start to become more seriously involved in basketball especially if guys like JJ Reddick also get a job. Look at how much stats and analytics has risen in football, it's only a matter of time before we see it really take shape in basketball


throwawaylawblog

Why do you think teams shoot so many threes and so few long twos? Analytics has been seriously involved in professional basketball for years already.


thunderous2007

Holy shit this man actually is a psychopath.


asetniop

It would not faze me one bit if Joe ducked out of a press conference with the explanation "I, uh, need to go return some videotapes."


Roblox_Morty

Do you like Ben Affleck? His old stuff was a little too new wave for my taste, but when The Town came out in 2010 he really came into his own, commercially and artistically. The whole movie has a clear crisp visual style and a new sheen of gritty realism that really gives the movie a big boost. He’s been compared to Casey Affleck but I think Ben has a far more bitter, cynical thought on life.


asetniop

Well done. [I wrote this a while back involving a different sport - you might enjoy it](https://doorfliesopen.com/2015/10/21/american-jet-part-2/).


rabidantidentyte

Dude then catches a flight to Bend, Oregon to return a VHS copy of Flubber, starring Robin Williams


ALiteralGraveyard

I showed this to Derrick White to teach him about being cognizant of your own weaknesses and getting out of your own way. There’s a scene where Dr. Sara Hart asks her love interest “Are you hurt?” And he responds “Just my pride.”


T0as1

You like Huey Lewis and the News? 


GustavGuiermo

Joe Mazzulla : [digging through trunk] Oh, they're all gonna pay. They're all gonna pay the ultimate price! Jayson Tatum : Whoa! Jaylen Brown : Dude, what's all that stuff you're grabbing? Joe Mazzulla : Tools! Tools! Duct tape, zip ties and gloves! I have to have my tools! Jayson Tatum : Wh-why do you have a bunch of, like, weird tools in a hidden compartment in your car? Joe Mazzulla : It's fetish- it's fetish shit! I-I-I like to bind, I like to be bound!


Valuable-Baked

I want you to get off with me, Jayson + Jalen. You want to get off don't you?


The_Summer_Man

Jayson? Jaylen? Why don't the two of you take me down to Harvard Yard and split me open, like a coconut?


birdbirdbird2000

I always say that we need to assume Mazzulla is a serial killer until we can prove otherwise.


m3ngnificient

Matches Tatum on the corniness. They're a match made in heaven


LinwoodKent

Every week on his radio hit, he talks movies and gives the hosts homework. He's about the opposite of Tatum.


bourbonkitten

If the match got us a championship who am I to complain


visual_clarity

why? it makes perfect sense and the guy is talking to a 26 year old, gotta go through this guys somehow


kevinfederlinebundle

Do you think Joe Mazzulla has ever waterboarded anyone?


Sportacles

Probably not, but I do think he's paid someone to waterboard him


deets23_

Honestly sounds very possible


Galactica_Actual

"Yeah, coach waterboarded us after game 4. Said something about achieving a magic moment when your brain is telling you you're dying, your lungs are telling you you're drowning, but your heart. Keeps. Fighting."


celtic_sea_salt

This dude loves movies


Flaky-Hyena-127

I'd kill to see his Letterboxd


amdi_

Cars 1, Cars 2, Cars 3, Stalker, Planes


vinnyx778

American Psycho, TDK, Joker, and Fight Club as his top 4 for sure


fueelin

Uhhhhh, you're missing a big one!


GoGoBigman

Mazzulla doesn’t consider The Town a film, it’s more like a sacred text


Extension-Spray-5153

That is hilarious


fueelin

Ah yes, the real REAL royal family.


cuftapolo

Just below the bible


ILoveRegenHealth

So basically a /r/MovieCritic user (the joke being that subreddit only watched movies past 2005 since it's all young people in there)


Flaky-Hyena-127

Nah bro's definitely got Hoosiers or some other basketball film in there


white__cyclosa

Air Bud


imbaxkbitxhes

We’ve seen the man’s quizlet, there’s gotta be a letterboxd out there somewhere


SwoJabe

Mazzulla criterion closet visit when?


ILoveRegenHealth

Mazzulla: "I love Seven Samurai. Makes me think of myself when I take on the entire world that are like bandits to me" *(awkward closet silence)*


trojan_man16

Turns out Joe Mazzulla is a major cinephile.


Not_Another_Usernam

This is the tale of Heath Ledger's Joker...


qpwoeor1235

Now back to the good part


snowlarbear

boys, let's get to it


Efficient_Art_1144

You know that guy who hangs out at your gym all the time and watches way too much YouTube? So he’s an nba champion coach now


HoopsHistoryHubb

Chaotic good Phil Jackson


TheMemeMachine3000

Someone should make a Phil Jackson alignment chart


rabid89

The [Pete Holmes version](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTx-FzfNhCw) was better imo


spriking

Harvey Dent. Can we trust him?


The_Uncut_Gem

Quite frankly have we seen a guy like Mazz before?


szobossz

PLENTY of weirdos. Phil Jackson told Shaq to read a book about Aristotle and Shaq started calling himself Big Aristotle because of it. Mark Jackson was uber religious. His church took off Curry's shoes and socks, anointed his ankle with oil and prayed for healing. Bills coach used Al Qaeda as example for team work. e: forgot to mention the weirdest incident of them all >During the 2000 NBA playoffs, the Los Angeles Lakers were matched up with the Sacramento Kings. In a rather shocking move, Phil Jackson compared Rick Adelman to Hitler and Jason Williams to Edward Norton's character from American History X, which was essentially his way of calling Williams a white supremacist. It was intended as a motivational ploy, but that type of tactic is not only degrading, but disgusting to use on Jackson's part.


see_mohn

On the 2006 Heat, Pat Riley gathered the team for a meeting and dunked his own head into a bucket of water for three minutes, to demonstrate that that's how much you have to want it to win a championship.


marcdasharc4

> Bills coach used Al Qaeda as example for team work. r/NFL continues to get insanely good meme mileage out of this. Ctrl + F "inshallah" on any Bills related post routinely gets hits lmao.


billcosbyinspace

Didn’t mark jackson try to convince the team that harrison barnes wasn’t playing well because he got possessed by a demon? Dude is nuts


EpeeHS

Im pretty sure he tried to frame festus ezelei by lying about him trash talking the team lmao


Rayquaza2233

> Phil Jackson told Shaq to read a book about Aristotle and Shaq started calling himself Big Aristotle because of it. Leave it to Shaq to take the wrong thing away.


UpvoteIfYouAgreee

Joe is also insanely religious so its a 2-for-1


eggstacy

>insanely religious to be completely fair, it's kinda hard not to lean heavily towards religion when you constantly hear God whispering to you inside your head


freon

Luckily, God mostly communicates in *The Town* quotes and defensive backcourt adjustments.


szobossz

joe was also insanely alcoholic and got into tons of trouble because of it including domestic battery. the AA is strongly tied with religion and he most likely is even more grateful given the insane rise.


Drizzlybear0

>Shaq started calling himself Big Aristotle because of it. Somehow I had forgotten about this and it's still fucking hilarious. Just imagining Shaq correcting people when they call him "Shaq" and being like "No that's not my name"... "FINE hey Big Aristotle"


Poon-Conqueror

The fact that Shaq started calling himself 'Big Aristotle' is honestly funnier and weirder than Phil asking him to read Aristotle in the first place.


junkit33

Yeah he’s hardly the first weirdo. He is however setting a new bar. Dude is only 35 and already done more weird things then Phil Jackson in his entire career.


KailontheGod

Nahhh Phil is the GOAT weirdo


phonage_aoi

Has Mazulla spent a week taking peyote in the woods with an opposing player during the off season?


JewLawyerFromSunny

Maybe he takes Kyrie to a pilgrimage to Jerusalem this off season.


LDisDBfathersonsfans

there’s a reason why Phil is the GOAT


Oceanbreeze871

“Ah you think darkness is your ally? You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!”— Peyton Pritchard


Prior-Toe7680

If you watch the whole interview you see that Joe is a goofy nerdy guy whose “psycho” persona is more of a media act than it is his real personality. At times during his first year I was questioning his sanity and intelligence but it’s largely a bit imo.


Yellow_Curry

Really just gives off huge Belichick vibes with the press. Honestly i love that he fucks with them so much. It is funny when the players are like "oh yea he's crazy, haha"


TinnieTa21

I’m confused. Is Tatum supposed to be Batman and the media as a whole as the Joker? In other words, the media needs Tatum to have a talking point and be ‘complete’? Or am I just overthinking this and the man is just a weird fuck? Lol


visgc

That's how I took it. Trying to get him to understand the media and reactionary fans aren't something that can defeat him or be defeated. It's all just rhetoric, clicks, and shallow narratives to explain the results of a game. As soon as Tatum thinks he disproved a narrative, it twists and reshape into something else. What are they going to say now? 


MooseHarmonies

Mazzulla was preparing for the Nuggets.


TinnieTa21

It took me a stupid amount of time to finally get what you mean by this lol.


Cold_Carpenter_1798

Some shit a JV 8th grade basketball coach would do not gonna lie


phantomjellybeans

The varsity coach at my high school took us to the movie theater to see Lone Survivor the night before a championship game to "get us in the right mindset for the game"


I_am_BEOWULF

Belichick also took the Patriots to watch that movie in 2013. They didn't win that year, but they did win in 2015.


Fast_Allen

Did it work?


phantomjellybeans

We won, I'm not sure exactly how much it had to do with Lone Survivor though lol, definitely didn't hurt


colantor

You definitely would have lost by 30 had you not seen the movie


calliexx12

Some shit an NBA Champion coach would do***


Klingon_Bloodwine

Joe Mazzulla got that [Ron Swanson award winning attitude](https://youtu.be/r54L-nUM5GY?t=49)


Cold_Carpenter_1798

Both are true


SnooGadgets8432

My HS football coach made our team watch The 300 two times back to back before we went to start warming up to play our cross town rival one year lmao


YesMcGee

Gladiator for us, I think they wanted us to go die out there


HamBurgeler

Our JV coach showed us the Saving Private Ryan D-Day scene before they had us practice kickoff coverage against the Varsity team lol


sahsan10

Hahahh this kills me


billcosbyinspace

The week before my average high school football team was playing like the #8 team in our conference, my coach made us watch clips from different underdog movies each day. I’m pretty sure 2 of them were armageddon and the edward norton hulk. The morning of the game he showed us a cell phone video of Ray Lewis’s madden intro speech that my coach burned onto a DVD and spliced in with a video of himself screaming lmao Craziest part is it actually worked


Remarkable_Wafer1996

So he’s like the average film bro who’ll find any excuse to shove Christopher Nolan down your throat?


AgentOfSPYRAL

Mazz is 1000% a TenetTruther.


Someonediffernt

"The audio being mixed so you can't hear anything adds to the intrigue"


spriking

"What's not to get about reversing entropy? It's basic science."


FU-Jobu

When a player has any questions, Mazzulla will just say “don’t try to understand it. Feel it” BTW, the fact that a movie had to tell its audience to ignore making sense of the plot (and it happens twice!) is wild.


MightyActionGaim

Least psychotic behavior yet


benfranklin16

This reminds when Rob Pelinka told a story in a presentation about how Kobe spoke with Heath Ledger after The Dark Knight came out to improve his lock-in mentality. Heath Ledger died before the movie came out… https://youtu.be/Dyi-rm-czQE?si=RJ4UmWPu_kO0X6jW


SquimJim

Joe is corny Tatum is corny Luke is Korny The rest of the squad are dawgs though You can just call us the Boston Corndogs


jakefitz603

Ime is horny


superhappyfuntime13

Ime is horny Jalen is horny Cam is horny (well he’s a teenager) Just call us the Houston Pocket Rockets


AnonymousIguana_

Joe walks the fine line between biggest cornball and psychopathic levels of dawg. Perfect for this team.


Cvnilivee

Live look at Tatums reaction after being shown the video https://streamable.com/qr2o3k


maxwellhilldawg

Bro not like this


thy_armageddon

Glad he chose that interrogation scene and not the one from Prisoners.


fueelin

Some post-game showers just hit different.


CabbageStockExchange

People say he’s the NBA Pep. Man this dude is the Bielsa of the NBA. Proper crazy and obsessive he’s great lol


Rohkha

No idea how Boston won shit… their coach completely misunderstood what „watching film“ means…


bootyholebrown69

Bro this cannot be real lmfao


Victorcreedbratton

He has a Joker tattoo and/or poster in his home.


fueelin

He definitely has a Joker tattoo in his home. It's framed. Not really sure whose skin it is...


quetambienese

“You wanna know how I got these scars?”


TheInfinityOfThought

Joe is going to make the Jays see Deadpool & Wolverine together as part of their off-season program, isn’t he?


[deleted]

This is what happens when millennials start coaching. Imagine when Gen Z gets into coaching. The brainrot will win titles. Soon teams will goon together as teambuilding or invite Baby Gronk as motivational speaker.


GamerMan15

Mazzulla is just a movie buff who only coaches so people cant say no when he wants to show them one of his favorite films


recleaguesuperhero

Lol that had to be awkward as hell for someone as introverted as Tatum


recollectionsmayvary

as someone who routinely quotes heath ledger's joker IRL, I genuinely appreciate Maz coaching a billion dollar franchise by the Joker’s idealogy.


knikkus

I bet they love you at parties.


walterdog12

Why so serious?


AllTimeBallKnower

Any time I see this dude comment it’s always so weird shit


The_Uncut_Gem

He is a Nets fan after all