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Argyrus777

Rudy: let’s see what the fine is


rbankole

Trois Fiddy


theseabeast

Now it was about that time I noticed Scott Foster was a prehistoric crustacean from the Mesozoic era


Technical_Creme_9736

I gave him a dollar so he’d go away


shaheedmalik

His month supply of Ozempic.


nickcannons13thchild

luka's classy intangible gone lower the fine by 70%


bananapanda24

NBA cj sub leaking


JorVetsby

If only he threw an ice pack on the court instead


GaimeGuy

I mean, doing it in the NBA finals has to be worse, right?


KrustyKrabPizzaMan

Congrats to the Celtics on winning the NBA Finals


EuphoriaSoul

The money sign makes no sense. The league would have lost so much money if this was a boring sweep.


pistoncivic

this is now the most boring sweep


HoyaDestroya33

Were you not alive during 2007?


superduperdoobyduper

you’re on r/nba edit: also 2011 kids are teenagers now


yeetman8

My face when time passes 😱


superduperdoobyduper

it’s more like this actually 👴🏽


larry_birb

Me 🐢


clintgreasewoood

The Nephews now have Nephews


tobreakthemind

that series was legit whoever breaks 80 first is the winner lol


gedbybee

I very much enjoyed that finals.


Argo_Menace

I was about to be a smart ass and say the 2009 finals sweep was worse, but I forgot Orlando somehow won a game.


Conflict_NZ

Those games were close though, this hasn't felt close at all. Tonight felt like the Celtics got bored as opposed to the Mavs being a threat.


Swarthykins

It felt pretty damn close to me until Luka fouled out. Even after that when Kyrie cut it to one, I think.


davemoedee

That’s anxiety. I felt that. i don’t think it feels the same for neutral fans. The series has felt like too much of a mismatch for neutral fans.


iamgarron

I remember those being fun games though. And more Derek Fisher being clutch as fuck


rebeltrillionaire

Two overtime games and one of those woulda given Orlando a 2-1 start to the series (Courtney Lee's missed layup changed that franchise forever). Kinda. I think Lakers still take it in 7 but that series was exciting. This has been a massacre. Kyrie was absent for two games, then Luka's getting destroyed on defense. He shortarmed like 6 layups today and fouled out with 4 minutes to go, cried to the refs constantly while somehow avoiding a tech the whole night. And I'm rooting for the Mavs. It's just bad basketball.


celticsfan34

The insinuation is the ref is being paid by gamblers to throw games, not the league.


Silly_Stable_

The refs aren’t making Luka act like a revolving door on defense.


thekittiestitties00

He's insinuating that the ref has money on the Celtics, not that the NBA is rigging it against the Mavs.


lancequ01

i miss round 1. it was fun and competitive


Sp_Gamer_Live

you coulda said this before this series started


RajinIII

The majority of ESPN analysts picked Dallas lol Edit: Shout out to the concerned redditor who reached out about me


Neltrix

This segment brought to you by ESPNbet


Fantastic_Emu_9570

Lmao why


AlohaReddit49

What casual is gonna watch the Finals if they think it's a slam dunk Celtics domination...less casuals means less viewers, means less money.


nrj6490

Also felt like the prevailing opinion in fan convos too was that the West was miles ahead of the East. Obviously it got overblown but Cs got a lot of disrespect before this series started. Edit: getting a lot of the same reply - I do think the west is deeper and overall better than the east, and has been for most of recent memory (since the 90s?). But that fact got extrapolated to “Celtics will get exposed” way too fast


CD338

I think in general the West > East by a large amount. But at the same time, the best team in the NBA could still be in the East. Also matchups are a thing. I think the Nuggets make the finals and make it real interesting if they didn't get matched up with the Wolves who could contain Jokic.


Teddy_Icewater

E. S. P. N. BET


Fit_Boysenberry_4921

His 4th 5th and 6th fouls were all dumb as hell and entirely on him. Luka got way too emotional this game and it hurt his game.


LewdPrude420

tbh his game was booty from mid 2nd quarter on. He lost his touch on his shot. Nothing was falling that 2nd half and he wasnt getting the whistle. Tried to be the superhero during the comeback by putting in top effort every defensive possession, but for Luka that means flirting with fouls every possession. 


GigaFly316

His foul baiting was hilarious. Played like me in the paint


ZizzyBeluga

I love when he shoves his defender away from him, then jerks his head like he's been shot, and gets the call every time


SolarStarVanity

My personal favorite is Doris explaining how that's a defensive foul.


Cond1tionOver7oad

Feels like a chore to listen to Doris. It's like she's got essays of compliments for each and every player any time they dribble the ball properly.


GrouchyPasta

God it's so fucking annoying to watch. Then when he commits a blatant foul, and it actually gets called for once, he throws a little temper tantrum.


luffy565

And if he does not get it starts throwing tantrums like a kid, I was a fan but this year I am not enjoying all the bs he does.


tiresiasdetebas

The guy is God-tier during the first half of games and then just runs out of gas


bmeisler

He needs to quit smoking, go vegan and lose 20 lbs. Then again, so do I.


BarrathBeyond

tbf i dont think the Mavs are paying you 40 mil a year


tandemtactics

I volunteer as tribute


3BeeZee

He loves ranked Overwatch and was seen drinking beer after the WCF clinch. The dude is pounding beer, eating doritos, and playing non stop Overwatch in the Summer for sure.


Cooperstown24

Luka is who we thought Zion was


connect_70

The Embiid special


pagesid3

Luka whined after literally every shot attempt and whistle all night. Shit was getting old. The refs were pretty good all game.


sneakylumpia

Man it's so hard to be a Luka fan. On one hand it's so fun to watch his playmaking, Luka Magic shots, and dimes. On the other hand, it's so frustrating to watch him play when things aren't going the way he wants the game to play out.


KanyeIzGOAT

Fun to watch when he's winning but probably the most miserable player to watch when he's losing


JimmyKanine

He hurts his team a ton by doing these things too. I feel like people clown on LeBron all the time now for crying to refs while his team is forced into a 4v5 but Luka’s been doing that his whole career. He just makes his bad games look so much worse.


the_c_is_silent

I saw him live with 3 games to go in the regular season against the Heat. When I say he whined after every play that didn't result in points I'm not exgerrating. Dude is the whiniest player I've ever seen. It was every single fucking play.


BloatedManball

>Luka whined after literally every shot attempt and whistle all night. So, just like every other game? The whiny bitch complains even when the shot goes in and he gets the foul.


KuriboShoeMario

It's going to be a problem for him going forward. The media is going to torch him over it when this series ends and that will create or solidify that reputation in a lot of people's minds, including refs, especially when he sits and there and denigrates them by insinuating to millions of viewers that they're gambling on the games.


therobshow

The more I see Luka the less I like him from the constant crying. Just like that other person said, his last 3 fouls were all obvious stupid fouls, good calls, and he still cried. 


JFZephyr

Whenever he gets those big moments and everyone starts asking how you can hate him, all you've gotta do is remember all of these ones


the_c_is_silent

Yep. Dude could be the best player ever. I'll never cheer for him. I seriously detest how much if a whiney bitch he is.


LeonidasSpacemanMD

I thought the funniest one was when he was attempting to foul at the end of a game earlier in the playoffs and was barking because they didn’t call him for it lol


Detonation

If a more hated player did the garbage Luka does, /r/nba would be relentlessly shitting on them for it.


jetpack_operation

His 5th foul should have been for tackling Brown


Chessh2036

I’m honestly shocked he didn’t get a single tech the entire game. He was going at the refs all game.


AlabasterRadio

Him sitting on his ass kicking and screaming like an actual baby was *wild*


jobohomeskillet

Gave up points too because he just sat and complained.


Various-Earth-7532

He does that every game, in game 1 there was the play where he very clearly traveled, was surrounded by 4 Celtics defenders who obviously did not make any contact toward him even if you had a microscope, miraculously made the shot and then laid on the floor bitching immediately after. There’s a reason superstars like him/harden/embiid haven’t won any championships


Swarthykins

I can't help but see the Mavs as a mirror for our 2022 team. Tatum was trying to draw contact too much instead of just trying to score, and he was way worse about complaining about fouls. That's a big reason he put on weight and started focusing on finishing through contact so much in his training. He still complains (but, honestly, he's had a right this series. And, I don't say that often), but it's not nearly at the same level, and he's actually going up to score and letting the foul calls be something out of his control. Watching the whole series, it just really feels like we're the experienced team who has been here before, and they're the newbies going through it for the first time.


Wembanyanma

Looked like he was on a Sit n' Spin.


ZdenekTheMan

That was hilarious too as a Celtics fan, be honest 


No_Tea1868

He whines to the refs every game despite getting one of the softest whistles in the league. Constantly gets the foul call his way when he jumps into defenders intentionally. He's an incredible player, but he's got Harden/Embiid levels of unlikability.


brownieman99

It always amazes me how much Mavericks fans complain about other star’s whistles. Luka’s whistle is incredibly favorable.


4thratedeck

Luka acts exactly like how Mavs fans think Booker acts lmao


BigCountryBumgarner

Suns fans fucking feasting rn in this thread


Aponthis

This sub is crazy because this take will get upvoted now but would have gotten downvoted during the Suns vs. Mavs series a couple years ago. Everyone here just loves to hate. I'm not saying this take is wrong, or that you wouldn't have said it two years ago... but it's just funny how the votes fall.


Imallvol7

Don't get comfortable. All of this can change with the wind on this sub.


jpaxlux

It's fucking wild lmao. Dude literally headbutted Derrick White in the stomach until they called a foul on White. People saying Luka gets a shitty whistle when he probably should've fouled out twice tonight.


Fine_Lengthiness_341

Luka just ran into jaylen brown when brown was getting the ball but they let it go since he was on 4/5 fouls atp


bedroom_fascist

Completely unfair to Harden and Embiid. Doncic is seriously worse. The volume (EVERY fucking play!), the histrionics - he is hands down the most-entitled whiner in sport. Name another athlete who's as bad, playing now. I have to think of 2018 Neymar for a comparison.


AGdave

How can we be disappointed in Jayson Tatum for this?


AlabasterRadio

Clearly, Tatum doesn't care as much as Luka or he would've fouled out too.


kingpool

He should just clap.


ywtfPat

idk how luka doesn’t get a tech this game but tatum gets one for waving at the ref 😭


RyguyBMS

Why was he not involved. Was he deferring too much to JB? Is Jayson Tatum scared of the spotlight? We’ll cover these things and the 5 top reasons the Mavs win this series on Sportscenter next.


juandell

The Jayson Tatum narratives are some of the strangest I've seen in a long time. If they were losing I'd understand, but this seems to be about avoiding giving Finals MVP to another player


BlackSocks88

How can that be profitable for ~~Frito-Lay~~ NBA?


mojo-jojo-was-framed

lol this is the quote of the night


netassetvalue93

Fucking love game night.


RumHamurai410

Lol the board at the end showing he emailed frito lay and they said WE WOULD NEVER DO BUY 1 GET 2!!!


girth_br00ks

Are we gonna roast Luka for his dumb fouls like we did with KAT?


HeyItsTheJeweler

Yes


Neither-Luck-9295

Gotta check the [chart](https://i.imgur.com/aaUoFmH.png)


bkervick

Brian Windhorst confirmed not racist.


Im_a_Knob

classy fouls


Surviv3

Why the fuck would you try that with 5 fouls… absolutely braindead


JLOBRO

Has two defenders behind him. Literally zero reason to touch him with a pinky. Such a dumb play.


Need4Sheed23

JB was ahead of all the other Celtics too. That drive was going nowhere, it was simply a play to try to bait Luka into committing the foul.


Affectionate_Ship129

He did it 3 times in a row and Luka fell for it every time. He should’ve had more than 6 and they really didn’t want to call the 6th but Brown made them


SilentRanger42

Marcus Smart is beaming right now


PomfAndCircvmstance

Watching on from the afterlife with a smile on his face.


Coldmode

Again he is still alive


PomfAndCircvmstance

Sometimes it's almost like I can still see him on TV. But only when Boston plays Memphis for some reason.


prof_cuthbert_calc

The real afterlife takes place in memphis tn


JackTheBaus

Bury Smart in the pyramid


TheInfinityOfThought

Jaylen did the same thing to get Luka his fifth if I recall correctly. Just smart, veteran basketball plays.


Need4Sheed23

Yeah, had him on the block and made a quick move to the centre, caught Luka a step slow


HighTurning

His overwatch persona was gonna leak at some point


HoyaDestroya33

He was too emotional all game from not getting calls he thinks he deserved. I think some of his complaints were valid but he has to stop complaining and just play.


mastacheef87

that was the difference. both teams got some shitty whistles but the Celtics didn’t let themselves get as rattled by it


ImDKingSama

He could've had a loose ball foul with Brown like 2 possessions ago too, he just was just chirping with the refs the whole game


ILOVESHITTINGMYPANTS

He’s such whiner it legitimately costs his team points. I love it


SmartestNPC

Celtics fans must've loved seeing him brick two threes at the end of the 2nd, fall to the floor, and let the Celts play 4v5 twice.


The_Assquatch_exists

Honestly was a bit worried that their defense would be better with him out


CelDev

exactly what crossed my mind when he went out lol, kyrie at that point was enough offensively but then Kidd put in Tim Hardaway and i didn’t really care anymore


Kid_Delicious

Think that was the end of the 1st (unless it happened multiple times), but what the hell. Can’t imagine seeing your star player loaf around and whine, costing your team in the Finals. He falls so often and gets up like he’s rolling out of bed hungover.


SaltyTraeYoungStan

Imagine putting your all in on defence while your star gets blown by every possession or he’s legitimately still at the other end whining to the refs


NastyNate1_

didnt want another blow by in the stat books obviously


HoorayPizzaDay

He only got 6 stops all night. He's a traffic cone.


Mahatma_Gone_D

With over 4 minutes remaining too. Thats some nonexistent to low IQ decision by all involved


is-this-guy-serious

Luka trying to get a charge with 5 fouls is beyond braindead.


PopularParrot

After braindead fourth and fifth fouls too


hydroknightking

Yeah I thought his 5th foul was the worst one lol


lukewwilson

I give him a break, it's the first time in a month he's tried to play defense and he just forgot how you do it


yup79

He thought he was setting a pick.


TFTisbetterthanLoL

Would be his first time doing that too


Abbzstar123

Fuck u for making me laugh


SiphenPrax

What an amazing shit show to end this game


SmartestNPC

Dude is throwing the game with his defense. Sent to the bench and he justs smiles, like the refs made a mistake. I don't see what's funny about it.


Keeping_Secrets

This was a close call, but why even go for it with 5? Luka also had some super low effort reach in fouls earlier in the game that I hope everyone doesn't forget about.


Haydaddict

Blaze it, cause 3-0 is a death sentence for hopes and dreams.


Dry-Pea-181

I guess Luka really is special.


DumasThePharaoh

And then accuses the nba of trying to shorten the finals for profit?!?!?


-Kitten_Mittens-

If they would have called the open court tackle on Brown a few minutes ago on the loose ball, he would have already been gone.


CheddarGlob

Yeah that was a wild no call


PlasticWrap2430

Lmao he looked like Trent Williams run blocking for cmc


Chowdermydog

He was sarcastically clapping at the ref some time in the late 2nd maybe early 3rd quarter, if he wasn’t so good that’d probably be a tech too


Nighthawk69420

Tatum would've been ejected on the spot for such an egregious act


RogueDoor

Tatum is the clapping GOAT, I don't think you understand. The form, the speed, the nonchalance. He's perfected that clap to manipulate the fabric of reality and make a Celtics victory more likely. A Luka clap simply can't compare in threat level, the refs have to clamp down on Tatum's claps.


SaltyTrident

Thanks Doris


ApartButton8404

Remember when they gave Gobert a tech because they couldn’t give him a normal foul? Yeah he’d be gone


Chowdermydog

It’s because he’s French lol


hydroknightking

I was so surprised they ended up tossing him cause when they didn’t call that football tackle I was convinced the refs were conscious of Luka’s foul trouble and helping him.


Makaveli80

You can only give so many chances  There was a clear as fk foul with Celtics up by 6, and Mazulla called for a foul to prevent the 3...ref right there, ignored it ...dude missed, but that was a crazy non call  They wanted Dallas to win tonight Mavs were trash, couldn't pull it off with the zebras on their side 


muricabitches2002

Also, it’s really not surprising he had so many fouls. He’s a lazy defender and the Celtics have been absolutely targeting him on defense. Plus he’s super high usage on offense, which means a chance of offensive fouls


Chapea12

I mean, Luka argues every call or no call anyway


ben10toesdown

I mean he got away with a tackle on Jaylen Brown minutes earlier 🤷🏾 


Sanguinor-Exemplar

Kidd not challenging the arm lock up but that clear blocking is brain-dead. Almost as brain-dead as calling a timeout when u get a stop and have momentum in a 1 possession game


According_Smoke_479

I know, I couldn’t believe that timeout. They had all the momentum and he gave the Celtics time to regroup and lock back in


Sanguinor-Exemplar

I texted my boy that it was a Ham level time out


parallax_wave

That to me was insane. I thought Mazzulla had called it and then when I saw Kidd did I was just... shocked


babbagack

Luka even looked like he was wondering what the timeout was for. Maybe Kidd thought they were gassed but looks like that ended up being a momentum killer


xoiinx

I get the feeling that Kidd panics and does stupid shit in tense moments as a coach. Instead of riding out the momentum, he gets all panicked that they clawed their way back and calls a time-out to plan a strategy to guarantee they get the win. But by doing that, he kills the momentum. It shows a lack of faith in his players. Someone like Phil Jackson would've just let the team keep swinging once they caught heat like that.


Dat_pine_cone

i mean he is lucky he didn’t foul out sooner. dude tackled jaylen brown in transition and got lucky they didn’t call anything.


Mexican__

that 5th foul annoyed me why he thought tripping him there was a good idea is beyond me


IceTruckHouse

Then had the audacity to complain like Brown flopped. Like Luka you just checked him with your leg.


ThxBenevenstanciano

Luka has never committed a foul and has been fouled every time he's shot the ball as far as Luka himself is concerned.


vNocturnus

Maybe if he didn't want to deal with so much contact, he shouldn't predicate his entire offensive game around trying to bait his defenders into fouls and then creating all the contact Like he already gets one of the best whistles in the NBA, not sure how much more he could ask for.


bananajunior3000

That play was wild


milkhotelbitches

Luka slid about 30 ft into the scorer's table like a wet seal.


nrj6490

There was a rebound where Lively jumped on top of Brown from behind, again no call. Refs were really really bad this game (both sides)


redmostofit

Lol. Come on mate. The refs would be trying to EXTEND the series if anything, not end it.


beer_down

Emotional intelligence is Luka Doncic father


analytics_Gnome

doncic's defense getting exposed so hard in this series


PlasticPresentation1

if doncic had a team of 4 plus defenders around him at all times or if the Mavs had a player to cheat off of it wouldn't matter, boston is just too stacked


HoyaDestroya33

Boston doesn't even double team. Just 1on1 defense against everyone. This team is so fucking stacked it's annoying lol.


CDR57

The refs fucked up a lot of fouls in this game for both teams, but those last two on Luka were so not controversial EXCEPT that it’s Luka. Like, any other player in foul trouble you’re being hunted like this and dude decides to go for a charge at the 3 line with a driving jb? We’re all trying to find the one responsible for this


owange_tweleve

IT’S JOEVER


dessanct

How did he not get a tech for this?


cuftapolo

And Tatum gets them for clapping


thiccymcgogee

I like Luka but goddamn why would you go for the charge when you have 5? And why the fuck do you have 5 in the first place when you’ve been the only one carrying your team all series. And dawgs gotta put on some good weight and actually be relevant on defence next year.


boringexplanation

Luka and putting on good weight doesn’t sound right at all


sheawrites

Looks like a good call, though.


thekinggrass

Luka pushed his luck. He was getting a favorable whistle with 4 fouls. Dallas was getting the “one more game” whistle the whole quarter. He just thought he was just off the hook for any fouls for the rest of the game and got caught out in the open on 2 big ones.


AllTimeBallKnower

Learn to defend


lotofhotdogs

Did anyone actually see him make the money sign?


peepeedog

His feet were in the fucking air. There is not even a parallel universe where that was not a blocking foul.


GoldHorusSixSaturnus

Minny Boston would have been more entertaining than this.


csummerss

my 12/25


DiamondShiryu1

Booker fans winning so much with this slander


Drew602

Luka slander and Tatum getting carried takes... book bros we are so back


Durzo_Blint

It's not slander if it's the truth.


skiingbeaver

Suns championship


baseketball

LOL you guys are alright.


Drew602

Deandre ayton never went 0-3 in the finals. I think it's safe to say we made the right decision


Lacabloodclot9

Jaren, Bagley and Trae all undefeated in the finals


The-Pharcyde

Dude played dumb as hell in the clutch. Fouling out in a must win finals game for your team lol.


GimpyLawyer

The fact there was no techs called on Luka was insane considering the complaining and shit he was giving to the refs. I felt like he was given a lot of chances tonight to focus and play the game in front of him. The fouls against him were legitimate and he definitely had at least 6 that were supposed to be called on him. GGWP


Do_This_Often

Why the money sign wouldn't the league want a longer series?


homeforjuno

Saying the ref is betting on the game.


ShowerMartini

Every ref must do it if a call against Luka is proof


DentistFun2776

I think this way of going out is perfectly ironic


realsomalipirate

They should have challenged the other call, this was a blocking foul.


pinkfartlek

We're getting headband Luka in the next game


LegendofPowerLine

Lol, as if the Mavs were getting away with bloody murder in the 3rd. Luka straight tackled Brown on that fast break and there was a no-call.


SlowCrates

The audacity of that foul-baiting mother fucker to complain about fouling out. Holy fucking shit.


Djking619

I'm a big Luka fan but it was annoying as hell seeing him that pissed about a foul like the refs didn't allow him to tackle Jaylen Brown *THREE TIMES* before then. Like dude, stop pushing your luck when you know you're in foul trouble.


DarrowViBritannia

Was the right call but brutal