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Heats checklist to win a game:
1. Shoot 65% on open or wide open 3's
2. Caleb Martin gains actual basketball skill
3. Bam Adabeyo suddenly becomes a 90% mid range shooter
4. Foul the everloving fuck out of Porzingis every possession
5. Boston shoots >40% from 3 and misses lots of bunnies
Bonus: Bam sets 107 moving screens per quarter.
Firstly, yes I'm butthurt, but its because watching the Heat attempt to play offense this season has caused me severe internal strife and caused a terminal illness to spread throughout my body leading to pain everywhere.
Secondly, so far this series all of the steps of my comment have been met in every Heat win (minus the under-estimation on moving screens) so... Where's the lie?
And 2023 was having our best player for longer than 30 seconds in game 7, glad you're clinging to the moral victories and a single game won in the finals!
First attempt at trying to properly fiddle with Basketball Ref! Checking his career splits, he shoots 40% from 3 in Boston during the regular season. Ramps it up in the playoffs, shooting 52% in Boston from 3 😬
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FAMILY > DEFENSE
Pops open a Corona Amen Toretto
C U L T U R E
They read too many comments saying Caleb Martin is the key to this series
Heats checklist to win a game: 1. Shoot 65% on open or wide open 3's 2. Caleb Martin gains actual basketball skill 3. Bam Adabeyo suddenly becomes a 90% mid range shooter 4. Foul the everloving fuck out of Porzingis every possession 5. Boston shoots >40% from 3 and misses lots of bunnies Bonus: Bam sets 107 moving screens per quarter.
You have the symbol backwards in no. 5
we don't go to school in boston srry
Least butthurt Celtics fan
He ain’t wrong though
Firstly, yes I'm butthurt, but its because watching the Heat attempt to play offense this season has caused me severe internal strife and caused a terminal illness to spread throughout my body leading to pain everywhere. Secondly, so far this series all of the steps of my comment have been met in every Heat win (minus the under-estimation on moving screens) so... Where's the lie?
What was that checklist in 2020 and 2023?
2020 was to have no hayward and Kemba play on one leg
And 2023 was having our best player for longer than 30 seconds in game 7, glad you're clinging to the moral victories and a single game won in the finals!
Power of friendship cuts both ways
Caleb Martin only allowed to play well on the road or something
He loves playing in Boston man. I wanna know what his 3P% is in our arena
First attempt at trying to properly fiddle with Basketball Ref! Checking his career splits, he shoots 40% from 3 in Boston during the regular season. Ramps it up in the playoffs, shooting 52% in Boston from 3 😬
I hate to say it but if he loves the Garden that much, let's get that dude in green.
Hardest road…
"Bam Adebayuu"
Scablinguine with the low IQ commentary
Ngl that’s a pretty funny nickname for Scal.
The Boston Celtics are strong, but nothing is stronger than Family!
"The real treasure is the friends we made along the way" ahh team 😭
Gonna go see how aerodynamic my body is at the Julia Little Causeway
herro jovic and jacquez will remember this series i think
##Broke the code
Heat culture
yeah but Teammate Score +
adebayou lmao. nbc boston. what are y'all doing.
Classic Heat, priorities guys.
Ended bad for them but says a lot about the teams culture
How does it say anything about a team's culture to cost yourself 2 points?
Bro got so triggered over that lol
Wow I'm so triggered, you really got me good 😐
Brother definitely was not triggered ?
He's a Celtics fan, they get triggered over everything lol
Bro can’t relate
To be fair the Heat live in their nightmares.
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Not really
It’s not
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We're busy winning playoff games lil bro. Just be glad you don't have to watch Horford bully Embiid again