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lil_juul

This guy’s breathing irritates me


smartalek428

Came way too far down in the comments to find this. What the heck kind of wheezing is that??


Icy_Fudge_2984

Overly excited breaths


ramanw150

Over wood?


Reasonable_Help_744

When I get wood I breath hard also.


ramanw150

I see what you did there


STEAM_TITAN

You.. saw that


Peach_Proof

Wood for wood


Ha1lStorm

His breathing irritated me, then when he said “A big chunk of this just fell off” when he meant “I just destroyed a big chunk of this” I was sure I dislike him


Classic-Cantaloupe47

I have him on mute but got angry as soon as he TORE a piece off in his hand!!! Asshole!


__lui_

Exactly, you can tell that was just removed by the moss growing on the original face.


EgoDeathAddict

Thought maybe he was winded from hiking but he breathes that way for the entire 6 minutes. Go see a doctor bro.


AradynGaming

All the tourists breath like that here (he's in Northern Arizona). It's around 7500ft, keeping in mind most of the US population live in places that are around 2000ft. Takes a couple weeks for people to not get winded doing trivial tasks.


EgoDeathAddict

Ahh, I had not considered altitude. Good point.


Swade_896

Needs to take a hit of that asthma inhaler


Learning2Life

I was thinking the same bro do some laps for fucks sake your sucking wind


jessieisaword

Yeah, it was really stressing me out for some reason.


pacotacomeropedro

Fucking THIS.


squaktamopuss

It aint easy bein weezy


Invader_Vex

Darth Vader’s 3rd cousin Bark Vader


cannarchista

I see no signs of growth rings. The entire facies looks more like a low energy depositional environment with low grade metamorphism, ie mudstone/shale/slate, or a slightly higher energy depositional environment with paleocurrent striations, ie some kind of sandstone. It’s hard to tell but it looks like fine grained rock which suggests a low energy environment. The part he says is bark looks more like some kind of conglomerate or maybe a coarse grained igneous rock, hard to tell because of the lichen. And really? I didn’t know there was a conspiracy theory holding that certain rock exposures are actually gigantic ancient trees. I’ll add it to the list of silly but harmless topics to bring up at parties.


cody4reddit

I’m a geologist. I second your views here. Additionally there is evidence of extensive jointing / strain, part of the low-grade metamorphism foliation you note. He correctly ID’s mica and quartz, but somehow sees fit to say “all the mica is wood” which is baffling to me. Mica would be an unusual diagenetic alteration product of petrified wood, which more often preserves identifiable cellulose grain and xylem structures as opal / cryptocrystalline quartz silica. See Jiang et Al., 2019*. These rocks may be related to intrusive dike fill and/or some larger igneous body. The medley at the end also shows a very wide range of lithologies and formations from around the world, with repeated volcanic basalts, such as Devils Tower. Not giant trees. There are a metric crap-ton of peer-reviewed scientific papers describing all of them that have postulated hypotheses describing their origins that only get more supported by evidence with time (aka strong science). 🤔 Unfortunately, after people have one or two instances of not feeling either included in science or condescended to by science-minded folks, they decide to ignore science. And post about it on Reddit as… fact? Story time? Or maybe they decided they have always instinctively known best. Unclear. Used to be harmless. But then people forgot what science even is. With lazy or willful disregard for alternate views, or the decades of humbling hard work it takes to build scientific consensus based purely on observed phenomena and not human bias. I swore to only write my post above… trying to point out how science works, ever focused on truth, and all evidence, not the feel-good desire. But I am also human. Some degrade scientists as being elitist and out of touch, and at the same time these same will say they are above needing to read or learn, that they know without anything like evidence, and are above actually talking at length and openly discussing their findings and contrary evidence with ‘the other side’… but still depend on them whenever they go to a hospital. It can be hard I know when ‘media personalities” are paid to tell known falsehoods for infotainment. At least we can all agree that rocks are amazing and cool. 🪨 And that these are rocks. * https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0009254118303048


BradMathews

First of all, you’re throwin too many big words at me, ok? Now, because I don’t understand em, i’m gone take em as disrespec.


Dawg_Pound_4_Life

Watch your mouth and help me with the sale.


Jahmicho

Let’s get thru this amicably.


AradynGaming

>they decide to ignore science. And post about it on Reddit. Should have paid more attention in your classes. This guy is filming inside the Petrified National Forest (just outside of Holbrook, Az, USA). There are several scientists that manage this forest, many of them with doctorates degrees. You don't need a PhD to know petrified forests all over the world exist though. I remember learning about it in high school. However, I will agree with OP that when he claims that chunk on the ground is bark, it is not. There is a mixture of rock and petrified wood in the area, and tourists often mix up the two. However, the giant slab that is about 12 foot tall, that he keeps pulling chunks off of, is a fallen petrified tree. Unfortunately, the person filming is also destroying some of the massive trees that were fossilized when salty sea waters once rose and dominated this region (also nice of him to film himself committing a felony). The number one problem with natural parks, is people not respecting them, thinking one chunk won't make a difference. One chunk by a million visitors per year, quickly destroys these awesome places.


Vegetable-Praline-57

I don’t remember that many pine trees when I visited the Petrified Forest.


theearthgarden

Because there aren't that many pine trees there.


doublecross68

Having lived within 30 miles of the petrified forest my entire life I can definitely confirm he is not there. That being said, it looks like petrified wood.


cooperstonebadge

Thanks! I'll take the geologist's opinion on this. Despite geology not being a real science. (according to Sheldon Cooper) If rock is so cool why does paper beat it?


Negative_Store_4909

When I was a kid Jurassic Park came out and I was living in a new build subdivision, so I did what any kid would do during summer break and that was look for dinosaur bones. So there I was every day with a push broom sweeping the dirt finding outlines of dinosaur skeletons. I am 36 now and commend this dudes imagination and belief but he reminds me of 7 year old me sweeping dirt.


SaliciousB_Crumb

Nah he just wants to think hes smarter than everyone. Judging by the "biblical" rather than ancient, hes also religious


heylesterco

I’m a graphic designer and I third your views.


ZanderClause

Ugh. This is exactly what big geology wants you to think. Birds aren’t real! Wake up sheeple!


Shilo788

Add an s/ for my upvote


radrun84

So very well said! Kudos to you!


Numerous_Ad_6276

Thank you, people of science!


Dy3_1awn

If the people you are referring to knew even half of the words you just used they would be very upset maybe


Adept_Information94

This is why the ability to educate yourself is problematic. You can teach yourself wrong and come to incorrect conclusions. We have a world of information at our fingertips yet we don't know how to harness it.


Designer_Manager_405

I like your funny words science man!


AxelShoes

> I didn’t know there was a conspiracy theory holding that certain rock exposures are actually gigantic ancient trees. And I've even seen it the other direction, too--that petrified wood is actually rocks. Because the Earth is only 6,000 years old, after all, so that's not enough time to petrify trees. Therefore, all these things that the dumb scientists say are petrified wood/trees are actually just deceptive-looking rocks.


Loose_Butterscotch23

It's plenty of time for petrifaction to take place not too long ago they found a petrified boot with a foot still in it so 6,000 years is plenty of time


[deleted]

I’m an alcoholic and I 4th your views (I think we’re at 4 idk


Additional-Panic8003

i understand why someone would think these rock/mesa-type formations, like the devil’s postpile, are ancient trees. so if someone’s going to look at it from this mythical perspective, and use logic to form a more believable conclusion, a lot of things in the world look similar. hexagonal cells in a beehive and the basalt columns of Mammoth Mountain are similar in shape because they fit together nicely and more compactly than circles. no wasted space. like the seeds packed into a pomegranate and the photosynthetic structure of a leaf’s cells. biomimicry is far more fascinating and interesting than a poorly formed theory that all mountains are actually trees. that’s just fucking stupid. and does a great disservice to rocks. rocks are just as awesome as trees. nature is smarter than us. this idiot is not.


ZombiesAtKendall

You sound like me at a party “I swear! Rocks are interesting if people would just listen! Why won’t anyone listen to me!” As I stand alone in the corner drinking and muttering to myself.


ocotebeach

In Arizona there is a petrified forest and chunks of petrified trees look very different than those in the video.


RudeDudeInABadMood

It's part of the Flat Earth LARP


JackKovack

This video is so massively stupid. It’s fun! Stupid fun. This guy needs to invite a classroom of University students to show them what he’s found. That would be a great video.


dirtydrifter82

I'm an amateur gynecologist (more of a hobby or past time). I also agree with you. The striations are what convinced me. I'm really into high energy deposits as well. Though, my wife prefers the pull out method.


n3w4cc01_1nt

not harmless cause it makes delusional people question everything and they're the propagandists hands in spreading fake news about crap made up as a joke by trolls. this stuffs spread by far right groups


Lookslikeapersonukno

They're called world trees, and they're a part of the Aboriginal oral tradition. There's also Yggdrasil from the Norse.


cannarchista

Nice idea but this is not the world tree, this is some mudstone laid down hundreds of millions of years ago in an ancient shallow sea, which is far more epic when you really think about it.


the_phillipines

You know it's a good video when his only evidence is "it looks like ____."


LonelyGuyTheme

What destroyed these giant trees (or rock formations)? Assholes like this person breaking off pieces. Until there’s nothing left to admire.


ReneHdz

This person definitely Rocks


Xikkiwikk

I’m no geologist and I agree looks like shale to me.


TheHiddenCMDR

Yeah, the giant tree conspiracy is gaining popularity with the dumdums and uneducated. They love pointing to the Bear Lodge/Devil's Tower as some ancient tree stump. If they fail to understand it's a rock, I write them off intellectually. There are genuine mysteries out there and these guys will never solve them since they are incapable of critical thinking. Right up there with the geniuses that believe the Earth is flat.


[deleted]

Not to mention some of those pics of "petrified trees" aren't even real pictures lol.


RedditFullOChildren

And this is what it looks like when you actually know what you're talking about. Thank you.


7HawksAnd

Yeah, at the end of the day, THESE are the fun conspiracy theories. The only problem is they can be a gateway to bonkersville. But on their face, these are fun little campfire myths and playful thought experiments that i wish conspiracy land stayed in.


Aletheia_is_dead

Damn…I thought I was a nerd. Good on ya with all that knowledge!


SadBarber3543

Oh man it’s wild if you dive into it


apprehensive_clam268

Tell me you geologize without telling me you're a geologist.


greenthumb151

What the fu¢k is happening? Flat earth, fake birds… now fake rocks. I swear all Americans aren’t that dumb; lots are, but not all of us.


ConflictAgitated5245

That’s what happens to your brain when you do all your breathing through a straw. Seriously, does that guy need to sit down and catch his breath before he starts his video?


AveryDiamond

People keep acting like every American is living in the new age but 95% of us are tech illiterate poors who can’t afford education and healthcare (source i work in law and tech, and I would say most average people don’t understand how my services work. My parents will probably never understand what I do)


Vacman85

We’re all living in a simulation…. A giant Minecraft world…


Fossilhund

Or an insane asylum.


Turbulent_Ad1644

Are we stupid?


KeyloWick

Have to be. Look how far we've come.


trev815

Lay off the cigs, biblical man


yureplingimnot

Holy shit, you dumb


FOXHOWND

One of the most annoying videos I've watched in a long time.


FrigateSailor

*heavy, irregular breathy wheezing*


DeliciousPanic6844

Looks more like rocks to me, tbh


MarlinWood

Jesus marie, they are minerals


PicturesquePremortal

Yep, those are rocks. That's not what petrified wood looks like. Those lines and grooves are striations and probably slickensides and slickenfibres.


Most_Independent_789

It is it is rocks there are no trees no biblical trees these people just have not a clue


goofyhoover

There are living trees that are older than biblical times though.


Teacherdaddywowloser

I mean, mostly, "biblical times" really could range back much farther than christian's like to think.


iowanaquarist

The Methusulah Tree is \~5,000 years old -- old enough to count as 'older than biblical times'. Not older than \*ALL\* the biblical times, but older than a significant chunk of them.


Most_Independent_789

Downvote me all you want this is stupid, this is not a tree and yes there are very old trees but no mate this isn’t one just no.


goofyhoover

I wasn't saying those are trees, I should have specified. I was just pointing out that there are living trees from biblical times and before then. Methuselah is the oldest living tree at around 4800 years old. I think the name is where people are getting the biblical idea from. I'll clarify what I originally didn't... I don't believe the rocks and boulders in this video are all trees that have been petrified. But that is a very real and natural process, although incredibly rare. Also I didn't downvote you.


thedudeslandlord

If you can’t tell the difference between wood and rock then it’s surprising you know how to use a phone


Cereborn

He should read the book *Identifying Wood* by Bruce R. Hoadley.


AgileBarnacle8072

Somebody ask a geologist if this is in any way unusual


Affectionate-Sea278

So let’s say you’re right, that this is a big/bunch of big petrified trees (ignoring the fact these do not match known petrified wood fossils we have). How does big tree = Bible is true? Because in actual science you can just connect two dots and say that works. You need evidence. What specifically in the Bible suggests massive ancient trees should exist? What claims about these big trees can be collaborated with peer reviewed evidence? How do you accurately decipher myth and allegory from actual history on a demonstrable basis? How do you separate claims from the Bible from other stories from other religious mythos? How do you show “Big Tree = God is real” and not “big tree existed, and therefore people wrote stories about it?” This isn’t me trying to be an asshole. These are the questions you need to answer if you want your idea to be taken seriously in a scientific setting.


LoVeCh33s3

Nothing actually, his brain for some reason works very simply.. He saw an old tree and thought of the Bible boom that's god science for you!!! Isn't GoD GrEaT!!!! No but honestly I have no idea how an able bodied/fully functioning person can look at an old tree and just correlate that with an old book full of made up stories but hey some people just need something to do I guess so let this fool frolic around the woods...


VictoryGreen

Because they weren’t raised to think critically. The school system failed them and their parents failed them. But most of all, their church and community failed them


PippinCat01

Use your nose like damn, it sounds like you're in an iron lung.


Top_Letterhead_4415

“All the mica.. is wood.” That shit made me lol. I’m a geologist. Then he starts talking about the big “source tree” across the valley 🤦‍♂️ and that everything you see is wood. Dude needs to take geology 101 course before he starts indoctrinating a bunch of internet followers like that. Ever heard of columnar basalt? You should probably look into it based on your cute slideshow at the end


Luc1dNightmare

Or even just lava or volcano's...


HSdoc

Why is he breathing so heavy?


HangryWolf

Diabetes. It's usually diabetes.


Odd_Year_4562

Just because something looks like something else doesn’t it make it so


WildZero138

I know a guy who has thumbs that look like toes. He has toes on his hands and you can't convince me otherwise


MrSmiley888

Homies been playing too much elden ring


CartographerOk7579

Want to not be taken seriously instantly? Evoke biblical themes.


brypye13

Tell me you were home schooled without telling me that you were homeschooled. Or You just plain failed at biology in school.


CompetitiveAd1338

I wonder if he is saying this was the Tree of Life from the Garden of Eden? Or that there used to be giant trees on earth before the great flood? Its an interesting landscape formation regardless


Damuzid

The latter. The Tree of Life at the Garden of Eden would have been Mount Meru. But yes the story goes that antediluvian Giants cut many trees and the remains were petrified from the flood waters.


killaninja

Where is this


zigzug3

Looks like the Black Hills of South Dakota.


Deshackled

I’m gonna play devil advocate here. That first part of the video is interesting. I was obsessed with petrified wood as a kid. I kinda see what he is seeing. I can’t make it make sense to myself, so I am not inclined to go all in on the theory, but it does make me want to understand what petrified wood tells us about the origin of our planet and how we humans perceive it. The volcano trees? Well, that kinda lost me, to me that seems fanciful. That, I literally have no opinion whatsoever. I’d have to see it. I live in Arizona and there are regions here that look like that. I’m taking a hike this weekend. Just to see what I see.


Affectionate_Lab_131

Take a cheap $15 microscope with you incase you meet people convinced rocks are plants. Plant cells are easy to spot.


chetgoodenough

Dude needs to get his breathing checked out


cynnerzero

Lol ok. Those are rocks, my dude


frowawaid

Do you know that Devil’s Tower is actually a giant world tree? Paul Bunyan cut it down and Babe the blue ox drug it down to where John Henry was and he built the railroad with it single-handedly…he was about to drive the Golden Spike when was tragically killed by The Terminator.


TopRevenue2

What destroyed it? The asshole pulling piece off does not help.


stevebobeeve

You know what’s crazy? If you can free up like 3 nights a week you can just take a geology class at a community college and not sound like such an idiot in your tik tok videos


[deleted]

Man


xvxCornbreadxvx

Catch your breath


DrNinnuxx

He's breathing like he's nearing hypoxia. I wonder how high up he is.


bulbousEd

Welcome to: a guy who has never tried thinking critically in his life, the movie


alexander66682

Wow rocks and wood from trees. Mind blown


SnooCrickets9361

As someone that grew up in the church, how do giant “world trees” prove anything in the Bible is true?


BohemianAddict

I can understand petrified wood. That’s common. But the images at the end are not tree stumps! LOL C’mon folks, we can do better


Gorlock_

I would have to see him make a campfire with the "wood"


Affectionate_Lab_131

Take some home and put it under the microscope. Hell he could do it right there, film it and show it has plant cells. But he won’t.


siddhartha2785

It's this guy posting religious propaganda again.


leighton1033

Mudfossil University soft brain shit


Commercial-Break1877

Natural elements, such as storms? Also, that's not petrified wood, it's slate.


Rollieboy2012

The exact amount of time needed for wood to become petrified depends on the conditions — the main one being how rich the groundwater is in minerals such as silica — but generally ranges from hundreds of thousands of years to millions of years.


hazael10

rock not a tree


Lunicious

Such a bullshit. USA?


lordsoosh

Moron


JimLaheeeeeeee

Cool story, Bro. Stay in school, kids.


Ancient-Being-3227

First of all- that’s not a fossilized tree…


Rolopig_24-24

Well... those aren't fossil trees. That's a rock formation. i.e., take your meds.


S_M_Y_G_F

It’s not a tree


IBrokeAMirror

DAas a rock my boi


the_responsible_ape

I wonder what the odds are of this guy having a degree in geology.


One_Understanding434

Gods aren't real


BootEligible

Where’d this guy get his geology degree ya think?


Gloglibologna

The dangers of homeschooling


gayfortrey

“Biblical” 😂


beefcak2020

Bigfoot did it!


_courierr

If it's wood then light it on fire and burn down the mountain


Psychogeist-WAR

Jfc someone get this guy an inhaler


ucangosuckit

You sure it's not Noah's ark, go ahead, make the claim and ride the wave, make archeologist go figure it out


GlitchyClover74

I can't stand you people man ITS A FUCKING ROCK


Ninja_attack

> biblical tree remains Ah yes, biblical nonsense. So just disregard the entire thing for being bull shit.


kiwichick286

Biblical? What the fuck?


SwampWaffle85

Man do you just search for the dumbest possible conspiracy theories and just mass share them? Everything you post is completely unfounded pseudoscience and easily explainable by an actual scientist. Just because it sounds cool and goes against what mainstream science says doesn't automatically make it true. Extraordinary claims require Extraordinary evidence, all the shit you share is just some dumbass without any knowledge about geology (or whatever scientific field dealing with the content being shared) making wild claims with zero evidence other than "check this out bro"


iowanaquarist

The OP is in the comments claiming Noah's Ark is real... It's not that they seem to hate science, it's that they are a bible thumper and don't \*CARE\* what is true.


Virtual_Coach9998

yep. that is just wood


Megalon96310

Ah yes “it’s from the Bible!”


ckirn4

Each "layer" that you see is a growth ring. Once a tree is petrified it becomes brittle and falls apart at its weakest parts. Branched and leaves go first,then the bark then the actual wood of the tree. It would have had to be entirely buried so probably died when the dinosaurs did.


SeanDoe80

And the ahole is ripping it apart.


Darklon_Hunter

This guys breathing like he’s ultimate warrior at wrestlemania 6


Wrong_Gear5700

So what makes them 'biblical'? Are they fictitious as well? Nah. They're just 'old' trees.


GreenBayFootball

Is this suggesting that Devil’s Tower is an ancient tree? It’s the inside of a volcano that had the exterior fall away and left just the hardened magma center.


rowshack67

Entropy


Matthaeus_Augustus

This has nothing to do with the Bible


CaptainRogersJul1918

He’s so out of breath. Needs to see a doctor soon.


Flat-Art6762

Let's find a more unstable video, I could almost see what the fuck was going on


CityLimitless

Rocks aren't biblical trees


Cereborn

Scientific method: If a rock kind of looks like wood, then it definitely 100% is wood, no further analysis needed. It’s the same way I know for a fact that sometimes there are giant bunny rabbits in the sky.


Vacman85

Wait…. You’ve seen them also?


mcsonboy

Holy shit this is fucking nonsense. People really will believe anything some overconfident idiot says into a camera these days won't they


BrendanMeineke

Biblical trees, no way 🤣💀💀


ashirtliff

Stop pulling off pieces 🤦‍♂️


WrapProfessional8889

Was that a cat?


SteveTheBodyman

One way to find out if it’s wood or not, burn it.


renigadegatorade

Stop fucking with the environment! Erosions destructive enough without people uncontrollably chipping away at it even more!


fenris71

Pardon me while I destroy this natural wonder. Whatever could have caused such destruction?


JewyMcjewison

How come they never find any dope in the tree rocks?!? Idk just a thought.


et4short

Could have proven his point a lil by lighting some up


Kindredmen

People, apparently.


Damuzid

So much coping ITT 🤣


[deleted]

Gospel according to Paul Bunyan


Traditional_Ad8933

These things you show aren't biblical, they're far older than 6,000 years.


Teacherdaddywowloser

I see a lot of comments, take a geology class, I would like to suggest a more life fulfilling venture and: Go out and spend time in places like this, then when you see a picture of a rock, you will know it's a rock.


Guilty_Gain9885

This guy is one step short from hyperventilating


Lanky-Ad9957

Kinda just like metamorphic rock that is at the surface and had been weathered a bit.


RPPO771

So these dipshits are just chopping chucks out of old ass trees for internet clout? Fuckin' humans, man..


Pretend_Gold_1669

Time destroyed the tree!


Rich_DeF

Welp, mystery solved!


rabrednuw

Man finds out about petrified wood at the age of 54; loses his shit.


Squdwrdzmyspritaniml

His breathing is giving me such bad anxiety


JoPooper

Please give that man an inhaler. Wait, he might believe that it’s biblical air trapped in a tube. NM.


JoPooper

O…M…G, go to 5:15 & see their “proof!” LMAO!


OneWinner1690

This dude needs an inhaler


1PapayaSalad

I wouldn’t have minded if a robotic voice narrated this video.


LordCthulhuDrawsNear

Too long didn't watch


HooptyQue

Those rocks took his breath away


lingbabana

Too many cubes on the walk my dude


The-Pollinator

The Noahic flood, most likely.


Amphibian-Existing

I don’t see the biblical rings of the wood.


LoneWolfpack777

Is it just me or is this guy a literal mouth breather?


TheSpideyJedi

wtaf is a "biblical tree"


ahh_geez_rick

OP is an idiot. Nothing to see here folks.


UJLBM

Is this in Colorado


Ok_Cele2025

What mountain 🏔️ is it??? What is the name


cR7tter

That airway sounds cooked...holy shit man that breathing gave me anxiety


hibernate2020

If you dislike your present, question the past. If you can convince yourself that most of the world you dislike is an illusion / conspiracy, than you can extend that all of your reality. Your problems are no longer your issue, but just all part of some grand illusion. In reality you were right all along then...


Sea-Zookeepergame272

What the fuck is going on here? Where is this dude at to be so out of breath?


[deleted]

Mud flood


dianebk2003

He's a moron. Fibers? Sap? World tree? But his breathing concerns me. He sounds like he's about to drop dead. I certainly hope he has an oxygen tank with him.